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Featherweight Title Tournament Semi Finals
Hard Knocks Arena-Helsinki
03/09/2016
by Douche McBaggins
Hello you sexy fight fans, The Doucher is back again my Tycooners just cant get enough of my Mojo. I will be covering the Featherweight Semi Finals with a Middleweight Tourny Headliner, as well as a Openweight bout that is sure to get the arena pumping out the Douchweiser's. The event will go down this Wednesday and there will be a fully nude Mudwrestling event during the Weigh inns tomorrow night. So bring your Fine Finnish wives out and lets se them rassle!!!
Prelims live on Face Space
Tom Jane vs Weed Plant at 205
Sasha Parlsh vs Chase Brennan at 145
Mike Tyson vs Oscar Dos Santos at 265+
Kelvin Tatum vs Andreus Puno at 205
Aaron Blood vs Sami Orgun at 145
Andrei Zharkov vs Split Brown at 185
Main Card live on channel 24 Hot and Heavy Helsinki
Shape Shifter vs Phoenix Templar
What a nice way to start the Main card with a Openweight bout with two guys going in opposite directions as of late. Shape Shifter who is on a three fight loosing skid, made his Infinity Debut last month and was flattend by the always dangerous Arne Riseman late in the first round. Shifter has had some wars in his career so dont let his recent fights fool you, with 9 submission wins Templar will need to be very cautious with Shape. Phoenix Templar who is now riding a five fight win streak had a hard fought Submission win over Rahkim Abdullah in his Infinity Debut. Phoenix does have a few sub wins himself but he will most likely need to keep the fight standing to get out of this match with a W.
*FW Semi Final Bout*
Jesus Montalban vs Marcus Quinn
In are first Semi Final bout are #1 seed will face the #5 seed, in what should be fireworks from the start. Jesus who comes in as the Tourny Favorite ended his oppening round fight with Sami Orgun quite quickly with a round 1 K0 in under 2 minutes. Jesus is no stranger to Championship fights as he has held the 145 title for both BlackStar Fights (260K) and Executioner FC. Marcus Quinn was a late addition to the Tournament as he ended up pulling the upset over Zander Harland whom he previously lost to. Quinn is well rounded and has victories by KO and Submission, he may want avoid standing though with the superior striker in Montalban.
* FW Semi Final bout*
Vasili Komaroff vs Gustavo Santos
In the other semi final bout we will see a classic striker vs Grappler bout, both coming off somewhat of upsets. Vasili battled a very game Fredrik Stenberg to a Unanimous Decision victory, both fighters where very cautious in there bout but rightfully so with two dangerous strikers. Komaroff a former Ultimate Pit Fighting (260K+ ID) FW title holder would love a highlight reeel KO in the Semi's but he will need to be weary of the Jiu Jitsu game of Santos. Gustavo finished Aaron Blood to gain his spot in the semi's with Rear naked choke submission in round 2. Gustavo is also a former champ holding the 155 belt Brazilian Extreme Fight as well as the 145 belt for Legacy K1. Santos is a very decorated BJJ Black belt with 9 Submission victories, but he is also a former Kickboxing champ so he has all the tools to be a force.
*MW Semi Final bout*
Mary Jane Rottencrotch vs Gustav Slayer
In the evenings Main Event we will see are other MW Semi Final matchup the winner will face Jordan Belfort in the Championship Final. Mary Jane took a Unanimous Decision victory over Harland Sanders in the opening round in dominating fashion. Rottencrotch a former Future Fighting (250k+) contender will be looking to capture his first title of his career. Gustav has by far had the toughest road of the Semi Finalist as he has had two Opening round fights after a draw in his first fight with Psycho Russell, Slayer showed his patience and took a UD in there second fight. Slayer is a Abu Dhabi champ with 5 of his 7 wins coming by way of submission, the undefeated prospect will look to utilize his Grappling in this bout to continue his Undefeated streak.
Ladies and Gentleman it has been a pleasure as always, i hope to see you all there for this spectacular event. And for fuck sake dont forget about the Mud-Rasslin i will be the Special guest referee, it took some brown noising to get that role by the way and some of my boy Smokey's finest Trainwreck delight(Butch Harris is a sucker for that sweet cannabis).
Cheers!!!!
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