Marty Robbins Signs with... GAMMA!?!?

Fighter profile of Marty Robbins by Buff Minion

After 5 years of questionable fights, Marty has signed a legitimate contract with GAMMA!

Hello, this is Nigel Winston Charles Buckingham III, decorated British MMA journalist, signing in again with shocking news.

In an unprecedented career move, Marty Robbins has signed with the oldest MMA promotion in the world, Global Association of MMA! 

This comes as a shock as for the past 5 years he's merely just been taking fights against bums to build his highlight reel to impress casual MMA fans to gain followers on Buzz.

This tactic has worked handily as he is the #1 most followed fighter on Buzz which has allowed him all sorts of opportunities in show business.

However, in a candid interview, he stated that his life felt incomplete.

"You can only have sex with so many models & star in so many blockbuster movies before life feels a little empty" Marty said while wearing a bathrobe & a pair of sunglasses in his ranch home.

While pouring himself & I some shots of whiskey at 10am, he said "I'm a competitor, always have been deep down, i'm ready to test myself again."

Robbins does not have it easy in his first legitimate fight back as he takes on the talented, former #1 185lb fighter in the world, Dao "The Hammer" Sonnen.

"Win or lose, i'm just ready ta test myself again partna'. I've done the Hollywood thing, I'm ready ta truly fight again."

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