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 We are proud like a peacock to present our two top level product, now in store, 'SUPPO by Paddy (Extra-large edition) 160Q'!
Product 1: SUPPO by Paddy (Extra-large edition) 160Q
Customer information leaflet:
1/ How to take this medicine:
Take one 'SUPPO by Paddy' out of the box and rub it gently between your hands to climatise it.
Got to the middle of the living room (so that you have some space) and get low, into squat position.
Pull your pants down (and your underwear as well for any non-commando's'), grab your ankles and gently roll down onto your back.
Spread your cheeks, bite your teeth and shove the 'SUPPO by Paddy' up your asshole.
Finish the process by giving it one more poke to ensure proper insertion.
2/ Possible side-effect:
Stretched asshole-syndrom
3/ Do not take if:
- you have a vagina
- you are a vagina
- you are older than 57years and two months
Product 2: Old coins polisher and wax by Paddy
Old coin polisher and wax by Paddy will be available (90% minus transaction fees for the buyer).
Thank MIke for killing jet money transfers and therefore costing us transaction fees.
Don't buy before having my approval via PM, or it will be considered a donation to the shop.
Thank you.
Only @Paddy's Enhancing Drugs!
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