Sargent Dick calling out the Cowards

 His story began as a young cadet in training under the watchful eye of his Father Colonel Cocknballz. Dick came out the womb yelling at his delinquent inferior's. His older siblings to this day avoid him at all costs for making there miserable lives even more miserable. So much so that they gave their mother an ultimatum to either let them go to a foster home or that they all moved to Europe leaving Sargent Dick and colonel Cocknballz behind for good. She chose the latter and Dick and Cocknballz were left to fend for themselves.

Having the Military lifestyle that Colonel Cocknballz had it really didn't matter anyway, as he was always traveling, and now he brought his little Dick along with him. Dick was molded in the image of his father and to this day as he sets off for a career in Mixed Martial Arts, he exabits his fathers military qualities and charming personality.

Mr Dick has now been training in the sport of MMA for over a year , and had some early troubles in his fight career. 

April 14th

"I fought a Panzy ass grappler today by the name of Brock Lesnar or what I refer to him as Private Grabass ,as that's basically all he did the whole damn fight. Sure, he got me to tape out after his 17th submission attempt was shut down, but this is only because he performed something quite illegal known as the butthole tingler. I was not accustomed to this technique at all."

May 13th

"For some god awful reason, the organization I am signed to felt i needed more of that butt tingler and booked me into an immediate rematch with Private Grabass. Im not sure I'm ready but I am no pussy so let's do it!"

Sargent Dick would go on to get his butt hole tingled once more by Private Grabass...I mean Brock Lesnar but learned a valuable lesson that day. Full me once with the butt tingler shame on you, Full me twice shame on you even more. There won't be a third time Brocky boy, next time you meet Mr Dick you're leaving in a body bag.

 

Fast forward to present day Sargent Dick is fresh off a KO victory in his SSD debut at SSD 6: Dick vs Nightmare. 

December 10th

 

"I will be honest I was not 100% I was going to win this fight; Nightmare has been trained well but he does have some questionable losses. Who am I to judge that matter though. In this fight I felt I needed to apply a lil butt tingling of my own as an assurance policy and launched a solid oil check right into the back side of his nether regions. This was just applied for a little confidence boost. After that when the fight got back to the feet, I let my striking skills take over and the rest is a wrap .The Nightmare was laid to rest!

After the fight Mr Dick took to social media as he knew a certain Coward by the name of Private Gangbang (as he would like to refer to whom as) would be shooting off his utter nonsense. 

 

"This fucking guy Private Gangbang is the lowest of lows in my opinion a Coward with a big mouth. He comes on shouting how great he is yet he only fights washed up or under skilled fighters. Now I myself feel he is very underkilled and because of that I really don't have much interest in fighting him as he would probably be a test tube vegetable after the fight. BUT..... He needs a reality check if he's going to talk this much shit. I hope whoever fights him next serves up some humble pie, because I know my slice that I have waiting for him will be wasted. He is a scared guttless coward, a rat amongst men if you will."

The end of Sargent Dicks story is miles from over but for now just know one thing The Dick is the Real Future not a lil ho like Private Gangbang!