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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between john wayne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Awesome Fred (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

wayne
vs
Fred

176 cm
21
155 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

225 cm
22
154 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, john wayne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Awesome Fred!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, William Gold and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
wayne misses with a head kick.
Fred moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

wayne rushes Fred and presses him up against the cage.
Fred scores with a shoulder strike.
Fred stalling.
Fred avoiding damage as wayne throws knees to the body.
wayne tries a body shot but Fred blocks it.
wayne landing some nice looking knees to the body.
wayne trying to land knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Fred.
Fred is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
wayne throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fred managing to block the knees to the body from wayne.
Fred blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Fred pulls wayne into guard.

wayne decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Fred, up you get!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fred is looking to clinch.
wayne closes the distance but Fred moves to the side

and Fred counters by moving into the clinch.
wayne tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fred avoids it.
wayne tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fred's elbow.
Fred landing knees to the body.
Fred looks gassed!

Fred drags the fight down to the ground.
wayne wants to stand but Fred has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
wayne has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's one minute gone in the round.
wayne trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

wayne stands and steps away. Fred gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
wayne tries a head kick but it misses.
Fred lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
wayne misses with a combination

and Fred counters by moving into the clinch.

Fred has hold of one of wayne's legs. wayne is fighting the takedown attempt but Fred gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
wayne is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fred is controlling him.
wayne keeping moving, preventing Fred from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fred won't allow wayne to get back to his feet.
Fred looking to sit in guard and control but wayne gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Fred trying to control the position.
wayne wants to get up but he can't break Fred's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
wayne might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
wayne postures up.

wayne gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
john wayne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
wayne darts in trying to clinch

and Fred moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fred managing to block the knees to the body from wayne.
The referee calls for Fred to work.
Fred prevents a body shot from wayne.
wayne on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fred looking to slow down the pace here.
wayne lands a knee to the body.
Fred has wayne pushed against the cage.
Fred avoiding damage as wayne throws knees to the body.

Fred's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
wayne throws a sloppy head kick

and Fred counters by clinching up.
wayne can't find room to land a body shot as Fred controls the action.
Fred takes a knee to the side of the body.
wayne tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fred avoids it.
wayne struggles to land a body shot inside as Fred controls his hands.
Fred tries to circle away but wayne has him pinned against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Fred is looking to control wayne's arms but wayne gets an underhook and turns him. Now Fred has his back to the cage.
wayne trying to land knees to the body.
wayne tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fred's elbow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from wayne.

Fred gets control of wayne's arms and successfully pulls guard. Fred will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
wayne tries to stand but Fred is controlling from the bottom.

Fred is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and wayne defends well.
Fred has a closed guard, preventing wayne from standing up.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that john wayne will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fred lands with a nice combination. wayne backs away looking to recover.

Fred shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Fred is working for a submission of some sort.
wayne is trying to stand up here but Fred is controlling him well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fred is working for a kimura here but wayne manages to reverse the position and he's now in Fred's guard.

wayne decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Fred, up you get!
wayne throws a sloppy head kick

and Fred counters with a takedown into side control.
Fred tries to stand but wayne is controlling his head.

wayne bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
john wayne is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
wayne darts in trying to clinch

and Fred counters by clinching up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
wayne tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fred avoids it.
wayne struggles to land a body shot inside as Fred controls his hands.
Fred is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but wayne is keeping busy.
A body shot lands from wayne.
Fred blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by wayne as Fred tries to tie him up.
Fred goes for a takedown in the clinch but wayne prevents it.
wayne tries to land knees in the clinch but Fred avoids the damage to the body.
wayne putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fred in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Fred tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. wayne just stands there and leans against the cage.
Fred managing to block the knees to the body from wayne.
Fred has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. wayne is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
john wayne has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Awesome Fred.
Fred takes a knee to the side of the body.
wayne lands a good knee to the midsection. Fred won't want to take too many of those.
Fred wants to break the clinch but can't.
A hook to the body from wayne.

Fred breaks the clinch.
wayne tries to clinch

so Fred counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
wayne keeping moving, preventing Fred from controlling successfully.
Fred trying to stand up but can't free himself from wayne's guard.

Fred drops back, looking for a kneebar! wayne looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. wayne looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from wayne!

wayne decides to take the fight back to the feet.
wayne displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fred.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
wayne tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Fred decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in wayne's guard.

Fred is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! wayne is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! wayne has escaped and now he's on top!

Fred looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

wayne stands up from Fred's guard - wayne perhaps looking for a knockout.
Fred is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
wayne closes the distance looking to clinch
and Fred counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Fred showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

wayne tries a head kick but it misses.

Fred has taken the fight to the clinch.
wayne tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fred avoids it.
Fred cracks wayne with a nice body shot.
wayne digs a right hand underneath Fred's ribcage. Fred let out a lung full of air as it connected.
wayne goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fred managing to block the knees to the body from wayne.
wayne struggles to land a body shot inside as Fred controls his hands.
Fred lands an uppercut.
Fred is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
wayne can't find room to land a body shot as Fred controls the action.

Fred jumps guard.

wayne stands and steps away. Fred gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Fred lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Fred shoots in and bounces wayne off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Fred won't allow wayne to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fred gets to his feet. wayne looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
john wayne is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
wayne tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Fred counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for wayne!

Fred jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… wayne is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by wayne and Fred has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Awesome Fred has got the better of the ground game so far.
wayne wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
wayne prevents Fred from moving into mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fred trying to control the action but wayne is working from the bottom.
wayne is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Fred has just dragged him back down to the mat.

Fred decides to take the fight back to the feet.
wayne wants to clinch
and Fred connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
wayne wants to clinch but Fred slips to the side
and Fred counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fred fails with a takedown attempt.
No luck for Fred with that takedown attempt.
wayne looks to clinch
and Fred counters with a right hand to the body.
wayne clinches but Fred breaks the clinch

and Fred counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Fred stops wayne from standing up.
Fred pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. wayne is keeping the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

wayne stands up and beckons Fred to his feet.
wayne darts in trying to clinch

and Fred holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Awesome Fred comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fred has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Awesome Fred!

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
76%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Vince Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brian Griffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jones
vs
Griffin

173 cm
20
145 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

165 cm
25
142 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Vince Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Brian Griffin!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griffin lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Vince Jones has been cut.
Griffin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Griffin circles away.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Griffin.
Griffin swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Danga de danga de dang - Griffin scores with a four punch combination!
Jones looks for the body kick but Griffin saw that one coming.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones throws a hook but Griffin blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones works Griffin's body with a nice hook.
Griffin defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jones.
Griffin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Jones misses with a combination
and Griffin counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Jones with a lazy takedown attempt
and Griffin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Griffin.
Griffin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Griffin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Griffin gets a takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Griffin tries to pass to full mount but Jones defends it.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jones manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Griffin sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Griffin throwing strikes but missing.
Griffin sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jones's guard.
Griffin missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Griffin working over Jones with some ground and pound. Jones looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Griffin lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Griffin is working for a submission of some sort.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Griffin not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Griffin tries to pass to full mount but Jones defends it.
Griffin is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Jones!
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Griffin fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Griffin lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Griffin controlling from the full mount.
Griffin thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brian Griffin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vince Jones's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jones clinches but Griffin breaks the clinch
and Griffin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vince Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Griffin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Griffin swings for the body but Jones moves out of range.
Griffin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vince Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Griffin lands a two punch combo.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Griffin counter with a right hand.
Jones misses with a combination
and Griffin counters with a right hand to the body.
Griffin misses with a double jab
and Jones counters with a straight right hand.
Jones swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Griffin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Griffin connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Griffin swinging wildly here.
Griffin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Griffin changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Griffin lands with an overhand left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Griffin moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Griffin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Griffin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Griffin throws a right hand that Jones ducks under and follows up with a left that Jones also avoids with ease.
Griffin connects with a right hand. Jones shakes it off.
Griffin lands a lovely overhand right.

Griffin closes the distance and clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Griffin.
Griffin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Griffin manages to break the clinch.
Griffin throws an overhand right that lands on Jones's shoulder, as Jones tries to avoid the shot.
Griffin tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Brian Griffin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice cross by Griffin.
Griffin misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brian Griffin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Vince Jones's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Griffin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A looping hook to the body misses from Griffin. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Griffin throws out the jab.
Griffin cracks Jones with a good jab.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones misses with a double jab
and Griffin counters with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones clinches but Griffin breaks the clinch
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Griffin throws a series of punches but Jones avoids them all with ease.
A combination from Griffin does no damage.
Griffin cracks Jones with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jones misses with a hook. Griffin ducked under it nicely.
Griffin scores with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones drops his hands momentarily and Griffin takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Griffin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Griffin lands a body shot.
Griffin stalks Jones and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jones's face. Jones staggers backwards, shaken.
Griffin misses with a double jab

and Jones counters with a single leg into guard. Griffin didn't expect that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Griffin looking for a sweep. Not yet Griffin, not yet.
Griffin seems keen to control Jones's posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Griffin striking off his back.
Jones preventing the sweep.
Griffin pulls Jones in to control the position.
Griffin wants to sweep but no luck.
Griffin is adopting a defensive guard.
Vince Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jones won't allow Griffin to sweep him here.
Griffin is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Griffin keeping full guard, as Jones tries to pass.
Griffin is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brian Griffin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Griffin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brian Griffin!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
33%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between baddusousus fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Colt Dino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Dino's choice of entrance music: RAWR. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

fatherfockerusus
vs
Dino

186 cm
21
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
23
172 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, baddusousus fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Colt Dino!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Daniel Bishop and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
fatherfockerusus works the jab nicely.
fatherfockerusus scores with a punch to the head.
Dino pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dino fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dino looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? fatherfockerusus is fending him off so far but Dino persists. Nope, fatherfockerusus circles away and we're back to standing.
A good leg kick by fatherfockerusus.
Dino misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Colt Dino.
fatherfockerusus stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and fatherfockerusus wants it to stay on the feet.
Dino shoots for a double leg takedown but fatherfockerusus sprawls well. He's pushed Dino's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Dino shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has fatherfockerusus pinned against the cage. fatherfockerusus gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
fatherfockerusus throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!

fatherfockerusus drops Dino with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Dino looks back up at him and smiles so fatherfockerusus waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Dino is rocked!
Horrible takedown by Dino or perhaps it was just good defense by fatherfockerusus which made him look bad.
Dino is still on wobbly legs! Can fatherfockerusus finish him?
Dino looks gassed!

fatherfockerusus lands a big right hand that sends Dino crashing to the mat! fatherfockerusus stays standing though and waves Dino back to his feet!

That's one minute gone in the round.
fatherfockerusus lands with a big right hook that stumbles Dino - he's out on his feet here! fatherfockerusus follows up with another monster hook that separates Dino from consciousness! Dino falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! fatherfockerusus stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). baddusousus fatherfockerusus!

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Caleb Emmanuel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Stratton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Emmanuel
vs
Stratton

181 cm
23
168 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

178 cm
22
182 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Caleb Emmanuel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Tony Stratton!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, William Gold and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Emmanuel. Stratton does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice sprawl there from Emmanuel as Stratton shoots in.
Emmanuel with a poor takedown

and Stratton counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Emmanuel's guard now.

Emmanuel is looking for a triangle but Stratton pushes his legs off easily.
Stratton trying to stand up but can't free himself from Emmanuel's guard.
Stratton is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

Stratton stands up from guard. Let's bang!

Stratton clinches up against the cage.

Stratton breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Emmanuel tries for a takedown but Stratton circles away easily

and Stratton counters with a shoot takedown. Emmanuel fights it but they end up in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Stratton is trying to land a reversal but Emmanuel doesn't like that idea too much. He pushed the legs to the side and dives into side control. He's managed to grab a loose arm triangle. Emmanuel is tightening it up though! This could be trouble for Stratton! Stratton trying desperately to escape but he's gone limp! He's out! Wooooorld class Brazilian Jiu Jitsu from Emmanuel!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Caleb Emmanuel!

C
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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
76%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dustin Knight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Files (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peter Files is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Knight
vs
Files

182 cm
20
148 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

165 cm
24
151 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Dustin Knight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Peter Files!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Files misses the shot to the body.

Files scores a takedown into full mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Files working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
You get the feeling that Knight really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Knight tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Files jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Knight manages to avoid the submission attempt.

Files stands up and beckons Knight to his feet.
Files steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Knight.
Knight looks to land a combination but Files avoids it well.
Files has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Knight finds it's way round the side to connect with Files's head.

It looks like Peter Files has been cut.
Files swinging wildly here.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Files works over Knight's head and body with a nice combination.
Files slips under a jab from Knight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Files bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Files throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Knight tries to close the distance and clinch up but Files swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Knight really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice defenses there by Files.
Knight throws a series of punches but Files avoids them all with ease.
Knight fails with an attempt to clinch.

Files scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Knight is looking for a sweep.
Knight gets back to half guard.

Knight actively working from the bottom here.

Knight looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Files is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Knight doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Files.

Files seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Knight is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Peter Files!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
61%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between For Lulz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pterion Sinistra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pterion Sinistra has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Lulz
vs
Sinistra

177 cm
19
175 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

178 cm
19
176 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, For Lulz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Pterion Sinistra!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sinistra ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Lulz decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Sinistra pushes Lulz off looking to stand but Lulz dives back in and keeps control.
Lulz passes the guard and advances to mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sinistra avoids a series of strikes thrown by Lulz.
Lulz is landing with some decent strikes but Sinistra is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Lulz unloading with bombs!
Lulz lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Sinistra hang on?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lulz landing shots from mount.
Lulz scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Sinistra is trying to stand up.
Lulz throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Lulz cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulz lands a big shot there that rocks Sinistra but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Sinistra blocking the ground and pound.
Sinistra trying desperately to get to his feet.
Lulz unloading with bombs!
Sinistra really wants to buck Lulz off and get back to his feet.
Lulz working the ground and pound effectively.
Lulz lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Sinistra taking shots to the head.
Lulz thowing shots but they're missing.
Lulz looking to finish Sinistra with some ground and pound. This is bad for Sinistra!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sinistra tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Lulz connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Lulz thowing shots but they're missing.
Lulz has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Lulz looking for a guillotine from mount but Sinistra is having none of it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lulz landing punches.
Sinistra is trying desperately to improve position.
Lulz lands with some strikes.
Lulz can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Sinistra is looking to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lulz connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Sinistra wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Lulz.
Lulz punching from mount but Sinistra doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Poor strikes thrown by Lulz there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Sinistra wants to control but Lulz is having none of it.
Lulz throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Sinistra is trying to escape the mount.
Lulz cracks Sinistra with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lulz working Sinistra over with strikes here.
Lulz with a couple of short strikes.
Sinistra is wriggling around trying to escape.
Lulz lands with some strikes.
Lulz putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Lulz lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sinistra avoids a series of strikes thrown by Lulz.
A nice elbow there by Lulz.
Sinistra working to try and regain half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lulz wants to control the pace but Sinistra is squirming around nicely.
You get the feeling that Sinistra really doesn't like being in this position too much.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

For Lulz dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

No luck with that takedown attempt from Lulz.
Lulz drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Lulz shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Sinistra's guard.
Lulz trying to control but Sinistra is working from the bottom.
Sinistra can't keep his opponent in guard - Lulz advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Lulz keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Lulz scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Lulz works his foot free and advances to mount.
Sinistra is desperately trying to improve his position but Lulz has a good base and remains in mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulz breaks from Sinistra's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Sinistra blocking the ground and pound.
Sinistra wants to control but Lulz is having none of it.
Sinistra tries to reverse the position but Lulz maintains control.
Lulz lands a big elbow.
Lulz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sinistra can do to turn this around?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lulz working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Lulz putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Sinistra wants to try and get back to his feet.
Sinistra wants to control but Lulz is having none of it.
Lulz landing shots from mount.
Sinistra is bucking up trying to escape but Lulz cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lulz fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Lulz throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Lulz with good strikes from the mount here!
Lulz thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Sinistra taking shots to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sinistra working to try and regain half guard.
Sinistra blocking the ground and pound.
A nice elbow there by Lulz.
Lulz looking to control but Sinistra is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Sinistra is in a horrible position here. Lulz smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Lulz raining down shots from the mount!
Lulz wants to control the action but instead Sinistra gets a body lock and reverses into Lulz's guard! Nice work!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lulz keeping moving, preventing Sinistra from controlling successfully.
Lulz tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sinistra wants to control from the top but Lulz keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

For Lulz dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Lulz shoots in but no luck this time.
Sinistra stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Sinistra wants it to stay on the feet.
Pterion Sinistra is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Lulz looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Sinistra avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lulz looking to pass the guard.
Lulz is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Lulz accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Sinistra keeping moving, preventing Lulz from controlling successfully.
Sinistra avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulz trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Lulz drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Sinistra dives on top into guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sinistra trying to control the position from guard on top but Lulz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sinistra trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lulz keeping moving, preventing Sinistra from controlling successfully.
For Lulz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lulz tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Sinistra looking to sit in guard and control but Lulz gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lulz looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Lulz drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Lulz jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Sinistra tries to clinch but Lulz is having none of it.
Sinistra scores with a hook to the body. Lulz takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

Lulz closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Sinistra to the mat! Sinistra manages to get full guard.
Sinistra is trying to keep Lulz in close.
Sinistra avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sinistra wants to stand up but Lulz is controlling him.
Lulz trying to control but Sinistra is working from the bottom.
Lulz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Sinistra controls Lulz momentarily but Lulz frees himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lulz stops Sinistra from standing up.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lulz.
Pterion Sinistra has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
For Lulz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for For Lulz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lulz fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to For Lulz.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lulz, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... For Lulz!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
61%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Proto Type (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Proto Type is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Type
vs
Smith

175 cm
23
219 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

183 cm
24
205 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Proto Type!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, John Smith!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith leaves Type with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Type.
Smith tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Type was well out of range. Poor timing from Smith.
A punch combination from Type misses.
Smith throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Type stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Type shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Smith pinned against the cage. Smith gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Proto Type. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smith takes a swing at Type's ribcage but misses.
Type misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Type is breathing heavily.
Smith fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Type on the side of the head.

Smith closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Smith wants to lay and pray for a moment but Type keeps working.

Smith decides to stand back up. Smith steps back and let's Type get back to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smith throws a shot to the body.
Smith scores with a nice right hand.
Smith scores with a decent looking hook.
Smith lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Type at a distance.
A lazy left from Smith finds it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith lands a jab.
Smith comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Smith moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Smith feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Type sprawling to the canvas! Type rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Smith finish him?!

Type is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smith drops Type with a big left hand! Type is injured, injured bad! Smith jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Smith!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dave Beebus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seamus John James Given (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beebus comes to the cage accompanied by I'm about to WHOOP yo ACE!. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Beebus
vs
John James Given

177 cm
19
215 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

185 cm
23
205 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

.: AFFAKETION :.
.: AFFAKETION :.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Dave Beebus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Seamus John James Given!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Daniel Bishop and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Given stuffs the takedown attempt from Beebus. Beebus gets slowly back to his feet.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Beebus.
Beebus landing strikes.
Beebus looking to control but instead Given has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Beebus sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Given defending well though.
Given on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beebus throwing shots but Given is blocking nicely.
The fighters are battling for position here. Given manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beebus advances to half guard.
Beebus wants to pass to mount but Given is defending the position.

Beebus seems to be looking for submissions.
Given blocking the ground and pound attempt from Beebus.

Beebus is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Given is looking to control Beebus's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Given avoid being mounted?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Beebus throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Beebus thows a huge punch but Given dodges it nicely.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Beebus scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Beebus tries to advance to mount but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beebus scores with a couple of short elbows.
Beebus in side control, throwing shots but Given defends.
Beebus throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Beebus working the ground and pound but Given is defending the strikes.

Beebus goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Given has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Beebus but great work by Given.
Beebus tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Given wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Beebus is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dave Beebus dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Given feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Beebus's calf.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Beebus shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Beebus showed some decent athleticism there.
Beebus stops Given from getting back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Given blocking the ground and pound attempt from Beebus.
Beebus missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Beebus is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Beebus thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Given to regain full guard.
Given keeping full guard, as Beebus tries to pass.
Beebus slips nicely into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Beebus missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Beebus missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Beebus missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Beebus thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Given to regain full guard.
Beebus trying to control the position from guard on top but Given is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Beebus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Beebus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Given works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Beebus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Beebus feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Beebus postures up in Given's guard and throws a big left but Given blocks it.
Given utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Beebus is in close to Given's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Given is breathing heavily.
Beebus loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Beebus looking to sit in guard and control but Given gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Beebus wants to hit a switch here but Given passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Beebus there!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beebus working to try and regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dave Beebus dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Beebus closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Beebus is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Beebus working the head and body with strikes.
Beebus trying to control from half guard but Given is working away.
Beebus slips a nice elbow through Given's hands, connecting with Given's forehead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Given blocking the ground and pound attempt from Beebus.
Beebus thows a huge punch but Given dodges it nicely.
Beebus misses with a head shot. Given uses the momentum to regain guard.
Beebus has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Beebus postures up in Given's guard and throws a big left but Given blocks it.
Given has momentary wrist control but Beebus slips an elbow through the middle.
Given avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Seamus John James Given has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Beebus has gone for a leg lock! Given slips out almost immediately though and dives into Beebus's guard.
Beebus trying to keep a closed guard but Given is proving a slippery customer.

Beebus looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Given passes into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beebus is trying to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Beebus sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Dave Beebus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Beebus looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Beebus trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!

And that's the end of the fight!
Dave Beebus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Beebus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dave Beebus!