Eliminating Noobs PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Pump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dwayne Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Pump
vs
Harris

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Pump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dwayne Harris!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pump throws a low kick but it's checked well by Harris.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris blocks a head kick by Pump.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harris was well out of range. Poor timing from Pump.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Pump throws a sloppy head kick and Harris moves out of range easily.
Pump swinging wildly here.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Harris avoids the head kick by Pump.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harris avoids the head kick by Pump.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump looks to score with a jab to the body but Harris is just out of range.
Pump pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pump tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump is breathing heavily.
Pump throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris lands a high kick!

It looks like Big Pump has been cut.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Harris is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pump tries to work over Harris's front leg with a kick but Harris checks it.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris misses with a head kick.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Pump throws the kick towards the body but Harris avoids it.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Pump throws a low kick but Harris avoids it.
Pump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Harris misses with a head kick.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pump swings for the body but Harris moves out of range.
Harris moves out of range of the body kick.
Pump misses with a hook. Harris ducked under it nicely.
Harris slips under a jab.
Pump throws a jab when Harris was well out of range.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris misses with a head kick.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump misses with a double jab.
Pump throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pump misses with a wild combination.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick from Harris lands but Pump takes it in his stride.
A head kick misses from Pump.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Pump throws a right and a left that Harris avoids nicely.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harris avoids the body shot from Pump.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pump misses with a hook.
Pump tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Pump takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Pump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pump throws a head kick that misses.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris lands a head kick. Pump smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pump throws a big shot that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A head kick misses from Pump.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Pump.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Pump throws a nice looking combination but Harris bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump throws a chopping leg kick but Harris manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harris blocks a head kick by Pump.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Pump throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Harris avoids the head kick by Pump.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump throws a sloppy head kick and Harris moves out of range easily.
Harris misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dwayne Harris dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Big Pump's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump misses with a body kick.
Pump lands a nice looking body kick.
Pump swinging wildly here.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pump tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pump throws a head kick but Harris moves out of range.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump misses with an attempted mid kick.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris defending well as Pump loads up on a big left hand.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Big Pump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harris avoids the head kick by Pump.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Pump looks for the body kick but Harris saw that one coming.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump throws a nice looking combination but Harris bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Some bone on bone action there as Harris checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Harris is out of range.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump throws a looping overhand right but Harris ducks down to avoid it.
Pump tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump throws a shot from downtown. Harris moves away and avoids it.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pump misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A head kick misses from Pump.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
A head kick misses from Pump.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pump goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Pump throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Harris throws a nice head kick!
Harris misses with a head kick.
Pump throws a push kick but Harris slaps the foot to one side.
Pump ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harris moves away.
Pump looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pump swings for the body but Harris moves out of range.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pump throws a head kick that misses.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pump's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Harris avoids a kick to the body.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
An inside leg kick from Pump misses.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
A big right from Pump misses.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Pump dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Big Pump's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Pump. Those never looked like landing.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump looks for the body kick but Harris saw that one coming.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pump tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pump misses with a kick to the body.
Pump misses with an attempted mid kick.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Harris blocks a head kick by Pump.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pump tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
A head kick misses from Harris.
A head kick from Harris lands but Pump takes it in his stride.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Pump.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Pump throws a head kick but Harris moves out of range.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Harris keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Pump.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Pump throws a head kick but Harris moves out of range.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump throws a solid leg kick but Harris takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Pump.
Pump misses with a head kick.
Pump lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Harris circles away quickly and effectively.
Pump takes a swing at Harris's ribcage but misses.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Pump pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pump misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump misses with an uppercut. Harris saw that one coming.
Pump throws a body punch but Harris moves out of range.
Pump misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harris manages to avoid it.
Pump throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Harris keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Harris misses with a head kick.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harris lands a head kick. Pump smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Pump misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Harris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pump misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pump is looking to wear down Harris with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A head kick misses from Harris.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Harris misses with a head kick.
Pump avoids the head kick by Harris.
Pump thows a body shot but no joy.
Pump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Pump throws a series of punches but Harris moves out of range.
Harris throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
No joy there for Pump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Pump blocks a head kick by Harris.
Pump looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Harris lands a high kick!

And that's the end of the fight!
Dwayne Harris comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Harris has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dwayne Harris!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
11%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roberto Sotto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dylan McQueen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Sotto
vs
McQueen

170 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Roberto Sotto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dylan McQueen!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sotto throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McQueen avoids the head kick by Sotto.
Sotto throws a body punch but McQueen moves out of range.
Sotto looks to land a combination but McQueen avoids it well.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sotto.
McQueen avoids the head kick by Sotto.
Sotto throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sotto thows a body shot but no joy.
Are you kidding me?! McQueen ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Sotto clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dylan McQueen!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
38%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Roberts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shady Marshall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Roberts
vs
Marshall

168 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jake Roberts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Shady Marshall!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roberts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Roberts thows a body shot but no joy.
Roberts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Roberts throws a series of punches but Marshall avoids them all with ease.
Marshall throws an overhand right that lands on Roberts's shoulder, as Roberts tries to avoid the shot.
Roberts throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Marshall misses with a jab, cross combination.
Roberts defending well as Marshall loads up on a big left hand.
Marshall throws a series of punches but Roberts avoids them all with ease.
A big right from Marshall misses.
Marshall throws a right hand that Roberts ducks under and follows up with a left that Roberts also avoids with ease.
Roberts throws a right and a left that Marshall avoids nicely.
Roberts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Marshall fails to land with a series of punches.
Marshall misses with the combination.
Roberts looks to land a body kick but Marshall moved away.
Marshall pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Roberts throws a right hand that Marshall ducks under and follows up with a left that Marshall also avoids with ease.
Marshall throws a looping overhand right but Roberts ducks down to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marshall looks to land a left hand but Roberts moved out of range nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A jab from Marshall misses.
Roberts really is a fat lump.
Roberts throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Roberts is breathing heavily.
Marshall lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Roberts circles away quickly and effectively.
Marshall blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Roberts scores with a jab to the body.
Marshall misses the jab.
Marshall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roberts gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Roberts keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Marshall.
Marshall throws a big shot that misses.
Roberts throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The fighters circling - Marshall throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Marshall swinging wildly here.
Roberts avoids a punch combination nicely.
Roberts throws a body punch but Marshall moves out of range.
Roberts lands a jab to the nose.
Some wild striking there from Roberts.
Roberts showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Marshall.
Roberts throws a right and a left that Marshall avoids nicely.
Roberts moves forwards but Marshall connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Marshall thows a left - swing and a miss!
Marshall throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Roberts. Marshall does a little dance to reset his feet.
Roberts throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Roberts moves out of range of the strikes.
Marshall waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Roberts.
Roberts attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Roberts does no damage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Roberts. Marshall does a little dance to reset his feet.
Roberts misses with a body kick.
Roberts blocks a jab.
Marshall jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Roberts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Marshall misses the target.
Marshall looks to land a combination but Roberts avoids it well.
Roberts scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Marshall on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Roberts. Roberts obviously looking to wear him down.
Marshall avoids a punch combination nicely.
Roberts showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Marshall.
Roberts defending well as Marshall loads up on a big left hand.
Marshall thows a left - swing and a miss!
Marshall keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Roberts jabs Marshall to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marshall moves out of range of the body kick.
Marshall misses with a looping left.
A big right from Marshall misses.
The fighters circling - Marshall throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Roberts tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Roberts motions for Marshall to come forward. Roberts throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A left lands for Roberts.
Marshall throws the left hand but Roberts avoids the punch easily.
Marshall looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Marshall shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Roberts eats them both and turns towards Marshall to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Roberts throws a head kick but Marshall moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Marshall.
Roberts rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Marshall moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Roberts goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Roberts throws a body punch but Marshall moves out of range.
Roberts looks to land a right hand but Marshall moved out of range.
Marshall misses with a series of wild punches.
Roberts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Marshall was well out of range. Poor timing from Roberts.
Marshall throws a nice looking combination but Roberts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A jab lands there for Roberts.
Marshall misses with a few strikes there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Roberts dodges the punch combination from Marshall.
Marshall might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Marshall takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Roberts steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Marshall.
Marshall swinging wildly here.
Roberts misses with a few strikes there.
Roberts misses with a body kick.
Roberts lands with an uppercut that bounces Marshall off the cage and back into rage.
A punch combination from Marshall misses.
Roberts misses with a body shot.
Roberts bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Marshall rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Roberts moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Roberts slips under a jab from Marshall.
Roberts dodges the punch combination from Marshall.
Roberts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Marshall throws out the jab.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Marshall lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Roberts circles away quickly and effectively.
Roberts goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Marshall is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Roberts throws a leg kick but Marshall sees it coming and checks it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Roberts dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Roberts misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Roberts swings for the body but Marshall moves out of range.
Marshall blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Marshall will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Marshall looks to land a combination but Roberts avoids it well.
Roberts dodges the punch combination from Marshall.
Roberts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Marshall, as that shot connected.
Roberts misses with a head kick.
Marshall throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Marshall slips a jab and a cross from Roberts.
Marshall looks to land a combination. Roberts sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Marshall slips a jab and a cross from Roberts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roberts bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Marshall swinging wildly here.
Some bone on bone action there as Marshall checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Roberts dodges the punch combination from Marshall.
Roberts lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marshall slips under a jab from Roberts.
Roberts misses with a head kick.
Nice jab there from Marshall.
Marshall lands with a cross.
Roberts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Marshall was well out of range. Poor timing from Roberts.
Marshall misses with the combination.
Roberts jabs Marshall to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Marshall bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Roberts is looking to wear down Marshall with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Marshall fails to land with a series of punches.
Marshall swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Roberts looks to land a body kick but Marshall moved away.
Roberts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Marshall manages to avoid it.
Roberts misses with a head kick.
Roberts lands with a slapping head kick.
Marshall will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Roberts needs to keep his hands up - Marshall had a free shot at his head there.
A punch combination from Marshall misses.
Roberts ducks under a wild hook from Marshall.
Marshall throws a series of punches but Roberts avoids them all with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Roberts moves out of range of the strikes.
Marshall throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Roberts cracks Marshall with a right hand to the side of the head.
Roberts swinging wildly here.
Marshall looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Marshall misses with a jab, cross combination.
Roberts showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Marshall.
Marshall misses with a jab, cross combination.
Roberts swinging wildly here.
Roberts tries a head kick but it misses.
Sloppy strikes from Roberts. Those never looked like landing.
Marshall throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Roberts throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Some wild striking there from Roberts.
Roberts tries to land a leg kick but Marshall saw it coming and moves away.
Marshall lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Marshall takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Marshall stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roberts connects with a high kick.
Marshall moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Marshall throws a nice looking combination but Roberts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Roberts misses with a kick to the body.
Roberts throws a right and a left that both miss.
Roberts lets loose with a powerful body kick. Marshall will feel that in the morning.
Roberts slips under a jab.
Marshall moves out of range of the body kick from Roberts.
Marshall slips a jab and a cross from Roberts.
Roberts dodges the punch combination from Marshall.
Marshall blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Marshall throws a right and a left that both miss.
Roberts fails to land with a series of punches.
Roberts takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Marshall avoids the head kick by Roberts.
Roberts throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Marshall avoids the head kick by Roberts.
Jake Roberts is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Marshall throws a good cross that connects.
Roberts avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Roberts bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Marshall will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A big right from Marshall misses.
Roberts is looking to score with low kicks.
Marshall loads up on a big right hand but Roberts slips the punch.
Roberts throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Marshall drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Roberts misses with a wild combination.
Marshall throws a right hand that Roberts ducks under and follows up with a left that Roberts also avoids with ease.
Marshall thows a left - swing and a miss!
Marshall throws out a loose jab but Roberts uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Roberts.
Roberts lands with a kick to the temple. Marshall shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Roberts uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Marshall.
Marshall throws a nice looking combination but Roberts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A head kick misses from Roberts.
Marshall throws a nice looking combination but Roberts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Marshall swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Roberts blocks a jab.
Roberts slips under a jab from Marshall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jake Roberts will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Roberts throws a head kick that misses.
Marshall throws a series of punches but Roberts avoids them all with ease.
Marshall checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Roberts uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Marshall.
Marshall looks to land a left hand but Roberts moved out of range nicely.
Marshall avoids the head kick by Roberts.
Roberts misses with a few strikes there.
Marshall looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Marshall swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Marshall lands a jab.
Marshall misses with a two punch combination.
Marshall misses with a few strikes there.
Roberts dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Roberts throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roberts tried to score with a low kick but Marshall checks it.
Roberts misses with a series of wild punches.
Marshall looks to land a right hand but Roberts moved out of range.
Roberts throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Marshall.
Good leg kick by Roberts there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A combination from Marshall does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marshall misses with an uppercut. Roberts saw that one coming.
Jab by Roberts.
Roberts throws a nice looking combination but Marshall bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Roberts lands a head kick!
Marshall misses with the combination.
Roberts throws a wild body kick that Marshall sees coming a mile off.
A combination from Roberts does no damage.
A jab from Roberts does it's job there.
Roberts ducks under a wild hook from Marshall.
A punch combination from Roberts misses.
Marshall takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Marshall bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Roberts's head backwards.
No joy there for Marshall, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Marshall throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Roberts sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Marshall lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Roberts circles away quickly and effectively.
Marshall throws a jab but it's blocked by Roberts.
Roberts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Roberts tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Marshall is able to avoid easily.
Marshall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Roberts lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Marshall lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Marshall with a nice cross.
Roberts throws a right hand that Marshall ducks under and follows up with a left that Marshall also avoids with ease.
A telegraphed right hand from Marshall misses the target.
A jab from Roberts does it's job there.
Marshall misses with a few strikes there.
Roberts keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Marshall.
Roberts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A punch combination from Marshall misses.
Marshall misses with a series of wild punches.
Marshall thows a left - swing and a miss!
Marshall misses with a hook. Roberts ducked under it nicely.
Roberts slips a straight right by Marshall.
Marshall takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Roberts tries to bum rush Marshall with a series of wild strikes but Marshall uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Roberts lands a really nice looking cross but Marshall seems unphased.
Roberts takes one to the chin there.
Roberts uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Marshall.
Marshall avoids the head kick by Roberts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roberts lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Marshall feints a jab promting Roberts to slip. Marshall then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Roberts slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Roberts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Roberts throws a head kick but Marshall moves out of range.
Marshall misses with a few strikes there.
Roberts throws a head kick that misses.
Roberts ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Marshall throws a series of punches but Roberts moves out of range.
A right-left combo lands from Roberts.
Marshall slips a jab and a cross from Roberts.
Marshall misses with a looping right.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Roberts lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Marshall has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Marshall and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Marshall throws a big shot that misses.
Marshall avoids the body shot from Roberts.
Roberts slips a jab and a cross from Marshall.
Roberts tries a head kick but it misses.
Marshall blocks the body kick.
Some wild striking there from Marshall.
Marshall throws a lazy right hand but Roberts sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Roberts tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Marshall will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Marshall lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Roberts throws a low kick but it's checked well by Marshall.
Marshall misses with a looping left.
A swing and a miss from Marshall.
Marshall throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Roberts.
Roberts connects with a high kick.
Roberts looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Marshall closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Marshall staying out of range there.
Marshall slips a jab and a cross from Roberts.
Marshall swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Roberts throws a right hand that Marshall ducks under and follows up with a left that Marshall also avoids with ease.
Sloppy strikes from Marshall. Those never looked like landing.
Marshall pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Roberts throws a series of punches but Marshall avoids them all with ease.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Roberts misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Marshall lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Roberts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shady Marshall has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Roberts dodges the punch combination from Marshall.
Marshall throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Roberts sees it coming and avoids it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jake Roberts showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Roberts has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake Roberts!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
18%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manu Ginobili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Fuller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Ginobili
vs
Fuller

198 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

173 cm
25
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Manu Ginobili!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, John Fuller!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, James Atkins and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuller tries to work over Ginobili's front leg with a kick but Ginobili checks it.
Ginobili jabs Fuller right on the nose. Fuller blinks but takes it well.
Fuller throws a head kick that misses.
Fuller throws a solid leg kick but Ginobili takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fuller.
Fuller misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fuller misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ginobili misses with a series of wild punches.
Ginobili misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ginobili avoids the head kick by Fuller.
Fuller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ginobili.
Ginobili blocks the body kick.
Fuller attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ginobili avoids the head kick by Fuller.
Ginobili pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ginobili cracks Fuller with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fuller drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fuller tries a head kick but it misses.
Ginobili misses with a wild combination.
Fuller gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Manu Ginobili!