RFC 16: O Let's Do it PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chuck The Icemizzle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Georges StPierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). StPierre is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Headstrong. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Icemizzle
vs
StPierre

178 cm
19
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
23
170 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chuck The Icemizzle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Georges StPierre!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Ian Loll and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Icemizzle lands with a straight right. StPierre didn't see that one coming.
The Icemizzle lands with an overhand left.
The Icemizzle throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
StPierre avoids the body shot from The Icemizzle.
Good standup being displayed there by The Icemizzle as he connects with a hook.
The Icemizzle smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Icemizzle misses the jab.
StPierre on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The Icemizzle lands a jab to the head.
The Icemizzle scores with a hook to the body. StPierre takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A jab lands there for The Icemizzle.

StPierre is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
StPierre doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
StPierre is still on wobbly legs! Can The Icemizzle finish him?
StPierre looks gassed!
The Icemizzle throws a jab when StPierre was well out of range.
Chuck The Icemizzle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
StPierre uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Icemizzle.
StPierre seems to have recovered his senses.
The Icemizzle cracks StPierre with a hook to the temple - StPierre is on wobbly legs here! The Icemizzle swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! StPierre falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! The Icemizzle wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Chuck The Icemizzle!

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FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alberta Wrecking Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Georges St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). St Pierre has chosen Hypnogaja- The March as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Wrecking Machine
vs
St Pierre

179 cm
18
170 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

178 cm
23
170 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Global MMA Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Alberta Wrecking Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Georges St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Alec Ball and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Machine is defended easily by St Pierre.

St Pierre looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Machine keeping full guard, as St Pierre tries to pass.
Machine is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Machine keeping moving, preventing St Pierre from controlling successfully.
Machine not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
St Pierre trying to control but Machine is working from the bottom.
St Pierre advances position into side control!
Machine prevents St Pierre from improving position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Pierre advances to mount.
Machine tries to lock up and control but St Pierre gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Machine gets back to half guard.
Machine wants to control but St Pierre is keeping busy and won't allow it.
St Pierre slows the pace down in half guard.
Machine is looking to control St Pierre's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Machine avoid being mounted?
St Pierre is looking to advance position but Machine won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
St Pierre prevents Machine from improving his position.
St Pierre is looking to take a break and control but Machine is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
St Pierre is thwarting Machine's attempts to control the position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

St Pierre shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Machine has control of St Pierre's left arm, preventing St Pierre from doing any damage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Machine has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Machine is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Machine is adopting a defensive guard.
Machine is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
St Pierre looks gassed!
St Pierre trying to control from the bottom.
Machine wants to free his trapped foot but St Pierre is holding on for dear life with his legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Machine is sneakily working for an arm triangle but St Pierre sees it coming and defends easily.
St Pierre is looking for a sweep. Machine is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Machine seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Machine thows a huge punch but St Pierre dodges it nicely.
Machine seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but St Pierre does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Machine sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Machine has his takedown stuffed

and St Pierre counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Georges St Pierre dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Machine tries to score a power double leg takedown but St Pierre sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Machine somewhat.

Machine moves into range and clinches up with St Pierre.

St Pierre manages to break the clinch.
St Pierre defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Machine.
Machine misses with a takedown

and St Pierre counters with a nice double leg into guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alberta Wrecking Machine. That's going to take a lot out of him.
St Pierre trying to control but Machine is working from the bottom.
St Pierre looking to pass the guard.
Machine can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as St Pierre controls the pace.
St Pierre is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Machine has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Machine's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Alberta Wrecking Machine just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Machine tries for a takedown but St Pierre circles away easily

so St Pierre counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Machine is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Machine looking for a sweep. Not yet Machine, not yet.
St Pierre won't allow Machine to get back to his feet.
St Pierre stopping the sweep attempt from Machine.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Machine holds on and takes a little breather.
St Pierre advances to half guard.
Machine keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Machine slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Machine looking for a sweep. Not yet Machine, not yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Machine manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Machine lands a heavy elbow.
Machine lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Machine content just to control the position here.
Machine with a couple of short strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Georges St Pierre will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Machine shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and St Pierre counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Machine gets back to full guard.
Machine not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Machine wants to sweep but no luck.

Machine escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. St Pierre gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Machine wants to stand but St Pierre is controlling the position.
Machine pulls St Pierre in close to his closed guard and prevents St Pierre from doing any damage or advancing position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in St Pierre's guard.
St Pierre takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now St Pierre is on top in guard.
Machine controlling St Pierre's posture.
Machine bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in St Pierre's guard.
Machine stands and throws St Pierre's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Machine is looking to take a break and control but St Pierre is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Machine creates some space and throws a big elbow, but St Pierre sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.

Machine tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

Machine tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Machine has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Machine tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Machine has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Machine trying to control the position but St Pierre is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Machine has hold of St Pierre's arm. He's looking for a kimura. St Pierre seems comfortable defending it but Machine has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! St Pierre is real pain and he's forced to tap out! St Pierre is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Machine couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Alberta Wrecking Machine!

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mgr
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RATING
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Undercard bout

Co-main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mirko Bojanski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Lennon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bojanski comes to the cage accompanied by N.E.R.D - Rockstar. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Bojanski
vs
Lennon

183 cm
18
176 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
21
170 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mirko Bojanski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Richard Lennon!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bojanski throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bojanski throws a sloppy head kick and Lennon moves out of range easily.
Bojanski avoids the head kick by Lennon.
A head kick misses from Bojanski.
Lennon tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Bojanski misses
and Lennon counters with a big head kick but Bojanski shrugs it off.
Lennon lands a head kick!
Bojanski avoids the head kick by Lennon.
Bojanski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lennon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lennon avoids the head kick by Bojanski.
Bojanski throws a head kick that misses.
Bojanski throws a sloppy head kick and Lennon moves out of range easily.
Lennon misses with a head kick.
A leg kick checked by Lennon.
Lennon pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bojanski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bojanski throws a head kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lennon.

Lennon moves into the clinch.
Bojanski tries to throw a body punch but Lennon avoids it by throwing Bojanski back against the cage.
Lennon blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lennon prevents a takedown attempt there.
Lennon is trying to force a seperation but Bojanski has the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lennon is trying to break the clinch but Bojanski is controlling him.
Lennon wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bojanski connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lennon's face.
Bojanski managing to block the knees to the body from Lennon.
Bojanski with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bojanski throws a punch but it's blocked by Lennon.
Lennon tries to circle away but Bojanski has him pinned against the cage.
Lennon tries to circle away but Bojanski has him pinned against the cage.
A short right from Bojanski on the inside.
Bojanski working hard to break the clinch.
Bojanski keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lennon's efforts to push away.
Bojanski is trying to break the clinch but Lennon has him pressed against the cage.
Bojanski stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Lennon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bojanski has him pressed against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bojanski wants a takedown but no success here.
Bojanski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lennon has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bojanski on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lennon tries to break the clinch but Bojanski is controlling the position.
Bojanski lands a body punch in the clinch.

Bojanski breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lennon shoots in but Bojanski avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bojanski has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Lennon.
Lennon feints and then cracks Bojanski's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bojanski down.
An inside leg kick from Bojanski misses.
Lennon throws a head kick but Bojanski moves out of range.
Lennon lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Lennon throws a sloppy head kick and Bojanski moves out of range easily.
Richard Lennon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lennon lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lennon feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bojanski's calf.
Bojanski gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Decent striking displayed by Lennon there.
Bojanski throws a lazy head kick
and Lennon counters with a left to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bojanski tries a head kick but it misses.
Lennon keeps the fight on the outside.
Bojanski throws a sloppy head kick and Lennon moves out of range easily.
Lennon moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lennon throws a head kick that misses.
Lennon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bojanski.
Bojanski throws a sloppy head kick and Lennon moves out of range easily.
Lennon lands a jab-cross combination.
Danga de danga de dang - Lennon scores with a four punch combination!
A head kick by Bojanski misses
and Lennon counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Lennon lands a head kick. Bojanski smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Lennon cracks Bojanski with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bojanski blocks a head kick by Lennon.
Lennon thows a body kick. Bojanski tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Lennon misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bojanski gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lennon.
Lennon lands a head kick. Bojanski smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A head kick by Bojanski misses
and Lennon counters with a stiff right hand.
Lennon tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lennon lands with a kick to the temple. Bojanski shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Lennon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bojanski.
Lennon fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bojanski tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lennon paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Bojanski darts in and clinches Lennon up against the cage.

Bojanski breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lennon throws a sloppy head kick and Bojanski moves out of range easily.
Lennon throws a head kick but Bojanski moves out of range.
Lennon thows a body kick. Bojanski tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lennon lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Lennon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bojanski.
Bojanski throws a sloppy head kick
and Lennon counters with a big head kick but Bojanski shrugs it off.
Lennon thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bojanski if he has to take too many more of those.
Bojanski is breathing heavily.
Lennon connects with a high kick.
Lennon with a hook.
Bojanski is looking to clinch but Lennon is avoiding it.
Lennon throws a head kick that misses.
Lennon connects with a right hand. Bojanski shakes it off.
A head kick misses from Bojanski.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lennon throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bojanski's head.

Bojanski is rocked!
Lennon lands a brutal head kick. Bojanski looks out on his feet and Lennon throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Richard Lennon!

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energy
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FIGHT
RATING
76%

Main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zeke Rage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barney Stinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Stinson's choice of entrance music: On the Eve of War - Jedi Mind Tricks. Barney Stinson has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Zeke Rage's chin.

Rage
vs
Stinson

195 cm
19
170 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

172 cm
21
175 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

154 RECOVERY-UCF NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zeke Rage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Barney Stinson!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rage throws out the jab.
Rage slaps away a takedown attempt from Stinson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Horrible takedown by Stinson or perhaps it was just good defense by Rage which made him look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stinson dives in and grabs Rage's left leg, looking for a takedown. Rage pushes down on Stinson's head and hops out.
Zeke Rage has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barney Stinson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Rage but Rage pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Rage throws the left hand but Stinson avoids the punch easily.
Zeke Rage is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rage misses with a hook. Stinson ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Rage waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stinson.

Stinson gets the takedown into side control.

Stinson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Rage is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Stinson asserts his dominance and retains side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rage prevents Stinson from improving position.
Rage on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Rage tries to get out of the position.
Rage is not content to let Stinson control the position.

Stinson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Rage has escaped the position, nice work there.
Rage is not content to let Stinson control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Rage prevents Stinson from improving position.

Stinson tries for a kimura but Rage is defending well.
Rage wants to get back to his feet but Stinson is dominant here and he's now got Rage's back!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Rage is trying to get back to his feet. He's worked up on to his knees and now he's on his feet with his head on the canvas, trying to shake Stinson off. It looks like it's working - Stinson slides off, much to his dismay, and we're back to standing! Rage displaying calm under pressure there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barney Stinson dominated that round.
That's time! Rage's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Stinson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Rage thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rage throws a hook but Stinson blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rage misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stinson.
A big left from Rage misses.
Stinson tries for a takedown but Rage sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Rage pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Rage fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Stinson on the side of the head.
Stinson slips a straight right by Rage.
Rage really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Rage stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Rage wants it to stay on the feet.
Zeke Rage has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barney Stinson.
Rage stuffs the takedown attempt from Stinson. Stinson gets slowly back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Rage's waist but Rage gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stinson off to one side.
Stinson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Rage sprawls well. Rage wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stinson gets slowly back to his feet.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

Stinson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stinson looking to sit in guard and control but Rage gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stinson keeping moving, preventing Rage from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zeke Rage dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Stinson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Barney Stinson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horrible takedown by Stinson or perhaps it was just good defense by Rage which made him look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rage displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Stinson.
Zeke Rage has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barney Stinson.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Stinson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Stinson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rage is keeping the position for now.
Stinson wants to control from the top but Rage keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Rage is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stinson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Rage's guard.
Rage pushes Stinson off looking to stand but Stinson dives back in and keeps control.
Rage wants to control but Stinson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Stinson moves nicely into side control.
Stinson remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinson wants to control but Rage is keeping him busy.
Rage can't do much from the bottom here.

Stinson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Rage knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Stinson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Rage has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Stinson is looking to take a break and control but Rage is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Rage knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Stinson on the ground.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Stinson is trying to get an arm triangle but Rage is defending well.
Rage pushes Stinson away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Stinson gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barney Stinson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Stinson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barney Stinson!