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Blitz 164: Crown of Swords PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Mongo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mongo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Blitzkrieg Bop kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



180 cm
28
158 lbs
12 - 4 - 0
172 cm
28
152 lbs
10 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Robert Mongo!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Mongo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mongo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A bone on bone clash there as Mongo blocks the leg kick.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mongo wants to clinch up but Titties keeps it at a distance.
Titties lands a nice looking body shot.
Titties changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mongo looks to throw a body kick
and Titties makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mongo throws a leg kick
and Titties counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Mongo thows a leg kick but Titties checks it
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mongo throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mongo misses with a head kick.
Titties is looking to wear down Mongo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Titties scores with a shot to the body.
Titties fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Titties lands a high kick!
Mongo throws a head kick that Titties semi-blocks.
Titties misses with a wild combination.
Titties checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

Titties gets tackled into the cage by Mongo. Mongo maintains the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mongo misses with a knee strike.
Mongo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Titties digs a right hand underneath Mongo's ribcage. Mongo let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Titties breaks from the clinch.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mongo manages to avoid it.
Mongo staying out of range there.
Robert Mongo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties throws a lazy right hand but Mongo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mongo wants to clinch up but Titties keeps it at a distance.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mongo.
Titties connects with a body shot.
Titties blocks a leg kick.
Mongo tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Titties is able to avoid easily.
A leg kick checked by Titties.
Mongo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Titties misses with a leg kick.
Titties cracks Mongo with a good jab.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Mongo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Mongo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Mongo drives through and clinches with Titties against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties dodges an elbow strike from Mongo.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Mongo just misses with a elbow thrown towards Titties's brow.
Mongo scores with a knee to the head.
Mongo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mongo stalling.
Titties makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Titties's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Mongo lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Mongo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Titties breaks from the clinch.
Mongo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mongo throws a sloppy head kick
and Titties counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Titties throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mongo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mongo closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Mongo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mongo swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Titties counters with a nice leg kick.
Titties throws a low kick but Mongo moves out of range easily.

Mongo has taken the fight to the clinch.
Titties lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mongo backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties takes a knee right on the jaw!
Titties is looking to break free of the clinch but Mongo has double underhooks.
Mongo trying to land knees to the body.
Mongo pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Titties misses with a hook from the clinch.
Titties lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Titties has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Titties working aggressively here.
Mongo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Titties softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Titties slows down the pace here.
Titties lands a body punch.
Mongo looks gassed!
Titties lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mongo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Titties is defending well for now.
Titties lands a shot to the body.

Titties escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Titties scores with a shot to the body.
Titties is looking to slow Mongo down with leg kicks.
Mongo throws a leg kick that is checked
and Titties counters with an inside leg kick.
Titties darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Mongo tries to clinch but Titties moves away
and Titties counters with a thumping low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mongo avoids a kick to the body.
Mongo throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A good leg kick by Titties.
Titties throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Titties checks the leg kick nicely there.
Titties fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Titties throws a head kick but Mongo moves out of range.
Titties misses with a two punch combination.
Mongo darts in trying to clinch
and Mongo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Titties jabs Mongo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mongo tries to close the distance and clinch but Titties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mongo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mongo tries to score with a low kick but Titties moves his leg out of the way.
Titties closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Titties lands with a nice combination. Mongo backs away looking to recover.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Mongo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Mongo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Titties throws out the jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Mongo checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Titties swats away the attempt to clinch by Mongo.
Titties thumps Mongo with a low kick.
Titties circles away from the clinch attempt.
Titties throws a good cross that connects.
Mongo ducks right into an uppercut from Titties.
Mongo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mongo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A cross from Titties lands.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mongo manages to avoid it.
Mongo looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Mongo throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mongo is looking to chop away at Titties's legs.
Mongo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Titties cracks a nice hook into Mongo's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mongo throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Titties lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Titties throws a hook but Mongo blocks it.
Titties avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mongo throws a sloppy head kick
and Titties counters with a right hand to the body.
Mongo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Titties manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mongo tries to close the distance and clinch but Titties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mongo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Titties thumps Mongo with a low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mongo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mongo misses with a leg kick
and Titties counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Mongo moves into the clinch.
Mongo trying to land knees to the body.
Mongo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mongo is breathing heavily.
Titties on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mongo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mongo using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Titties has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Titties breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mongo takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Titties throws a right and a left that Mongo avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties gets off balance looking for a body kick
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and Mongo counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Mongo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mongo misses with a body kick.
Titties lands a nice looking kick to the body. Mongo takes a step back to recover.
Titties bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mongo's head.
Mongo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Titties connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mongo. Mongo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Titties is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Titties scores with a hook.
Mongo's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Titties connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mongo scrambles back to his feet.
Mongo is looking to clinch but Titties is avoiding it.
Mongo throws a low kick but it's checked well by Titties.
Titties lands with a thumping leg kick.
A low kick from Mongo misses
and Titties counters with a three punch combo that has Mongo backing up. Mongo nods at Titties to acknowledge the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Titties closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Mongo is rocked!
Mongo darts in trying to clinch
and Titties counters with a left to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands with a good body shot.
A low kick from Mongo misses
and Titties counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mongo scores with a spinning back kick!
Titties just misses with a punch to the body.
Mongo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Mongo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Titties turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mongo throws a sloppy head kick and Titties moves out of range easily.
Mongo has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Mongo tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties throws a series of punches but Mongo moves out of range.
Mongo shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A nice leg kick lands there from Titties.
Titties throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mongo scoring well with a low kick there.
Titties throws a head kick but Mongo moves out of range.
Titties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mongo can pounce on him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mongo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mongo misses with a body kick.
Mongo looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Titties looks for the body kick but Mongo saw that one coming.
Mongo motions for Titties to come forward. Mongo throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Titties swings for the body but Mongo moves out of range.
Titties misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mongo throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mongo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Titties avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A bone on bone clash there as Titties blocks the leg kick.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mongo manages to avoid it.
Titties blocks a head kick by Mongo.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mongo misses with a low kick.
Mongo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A clash of legs there as Titties blocks the low kick.
Mongo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Titties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Titties tries to score with a low kick but Mongo moves his leg out of the way.
Hanz Titties is winning the standup battle so far.
Titties misses with a body kick.
Titties fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mongo.
Titties avoids a kick to the body.
Mongo misses with a head kick.
Mongo looks to clinch
and Titties counters with a nice kick to the body.
Titties takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Mongo pushes Titties up against the cage in a clinch.
Titties has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Titties just leaning against Mongo, taking a breather.
Titties lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mongo tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mongo throws an elbow but misses.
Mongo keeps control of Titties as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Titties blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Titties softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Titties lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mongo backwards.
Titties lands a nice shot to the body.
Mongo trying to land knees to the body.
Mongo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Titties scores with a nice hook to the head.
Titties throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mongo blocks it with crossed arms.
Titties displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mongo up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mongo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mongo lands an elbow inside.
Mongo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mongo misses with a knee to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Titties.
Mongo looking to throw knees to the head but Titties is blocking nicely.
Mongo pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Titties.
Titties lands a left hand.
Titties is leaning against Mongo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mongo looking to throw knees to the head but Titties is blocking nicely.
Mongo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Titties is defending well for now.
Mongo blocks an elbow strike from Titties.
Titties lands with a left to the head.
Titties digs a right hand into Mongo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mongo's gas tank.
Titties lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mongo.
Titties stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Titties scores with a shot to the side of Mongo's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Titties breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Titties misses the shot to the body.
Mongo walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Titties checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Mongo misses with a low kick.
Mongo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Titties scores with a body shot.
Mongo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Titties throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mongo.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mongo.
Titties cracks Mongo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mongo manages to avoid it.
Titties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mongo can pounce on him.
Mongo tries to clinch up.
Mongo tries a low kick but Titties avoids it.
Titties throws a leg kick
and Mongo counters with a body kick that stops Titties in his tracks momentarily.
Mongo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Titties paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Titties misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mongo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Good leg kick by Mongo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Titties misses with a body shot
and Mongo counters with a slapping leg kick.
Titties has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mongo.
Mongo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Titties lands with a hook. Mongo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mongo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Titties lands a right hook to the body.
Titties tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mongo is able to avoid easily.
Titties throws a poor cross that misses
and Mongo counters with a good low kick that Titties was not able to check.
Titties checks a leg kick.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mongo moves to clinch but Titties breaks away
and Titties counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mongo thinking.
Titties checks a low kick from Mongo.
Titties misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a left hand

and Mongo moves into the clinch.

Titties escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Titties throws a right and a left that both miss.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mongo.
Titties keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Titties misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Mongo feints and then cracks Titties's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Titties down.
Robert Mongo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Titties checks the leg kick.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Titties checks a low kick from Mongo.
Mongo throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Titties counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Titties waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mongo.
Titties has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Mongo.
Titties scores with a jab to the body.
Mongo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mongo thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice body punch from Titties.
Mongo lands a front kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hanz Titties showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Titties has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hanz Titties!
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G S C
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
81%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nikola Tesla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hamish MacNab (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tesla's entrance music is AC/DC's Thunderstruck. A fine choice. The key to victory for Nikola Tesla has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.



177 cm
26
154 lbs
12 - 5 - 0
157 cm
27
145 lbs
13 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nikola Tesla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hamish MacNab!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MacNab tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tesla counters with a lovely straight right hand!
MacNab moves to clinch but Tesla breaks away
and Tesla counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and Tesla counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
MacNab tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tesla counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
MacNab tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tesla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
MacNab ducks right into an uppercut from Tesla.
MacNab tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tesla counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps MacNab thinking.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tesla connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacNab wants to clinch but Tesla slips to the side
and Tesla counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tesla lands a slapping body shot.
MacNab tries to clinch up
and Tesla counters with a nice body shot.
MacNab looks gassed!
MacNab wants to clinch
and Tesla counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tesla wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tesla connects with a right hand. MacNab shakes it off.

It looks like Hamish MacNab has been cut.
MacNab needs to keep his hands up - Tesla had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
MacNab tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tesla counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tesla is looking to wear down MacNab with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
MacNab takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Tesla lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Tesla.
Tesla ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tesla closes the distance and lands a one-two.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tesla lands with a hook. MacNab tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tesla is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Tesla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Tesla throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck MacNab on the side of the head.
MacNab on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Tesla lands a nice shot that snaps MacNab's head back.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and Tesla counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps MacNab thinking.
Tesla connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That has opened up Hamish MacNab's cut even more.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and Tesla counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps MacNab thinking.
MacNab has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tesla finds it's way round the side to connect with MacNab's head.
Hamish MacNab seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
MacNab tries to clinch but Tesla moves away
and Tesla counters with a left to the body.
A lazy left from Tesla finds it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tesla scores with a jab to the body.
Tesla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Tesla ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tesla fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Tesla lands a jab to MacNab's midsection.
Tesla lands a head shot.
Tesla lands a jab to the nose.
Tesla uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before MacNab has time to react.
Tesla scores with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tesla throws a shot to the body.
MacNab wants to clinch
and Tesla counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
MacNab takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
MacNab has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Good shot there by Tesla.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MacNab wants to clinch
and Tesla counters with a straight right hand.

The cut above Hamish MacNab's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and Tesla counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
MacNab tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tesla counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Tesla is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Tesla connects with a body shot that sends MacNab's belly button to the back.
MacNab takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tesla is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Tesla lands a right hook to the body.
MacNab takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tesla throws a series of strikes that have MacNab backpedaling.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tesla wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
MacNab is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Tesla.
Tesla digs a good body shot into MacNab's ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nikola Tesla dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hamish MacNab's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


MacNab tries to clinch up
and Tesla makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and Tesla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tesla circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Tesla to counter with a crisp jab.
Tesla scores with a shot to the body.
MacNab closes the distance but Tesla moves to the side
and Tesla counters with a left to the body.
Tesla lands a nice looking body shot.
MacNab is breathing heavily.
MacNab closes the distance but Tesla moves to the side
enabling Tesla to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tesla stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
MacNab wants to clinch
and Tesla counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps MacNab thinking.
MacNab moves to clinch but Tesla breaks away
letting Tesla counter with a right hand.
MacNab on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Tesla works the jab nicely.
MacNab walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
MacNab gets cracked there but stands up to it.
MacNab tries to clinch but Tesla moves away
and Tesla counters with a lovely shot to the body.
MacNab tries to clinch
and Tesla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nikola Tesla is winning the standup battle so far.
MacNab tries to clinch
letting Tesla counter with a right hand.
MacNab takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
MacNab looks to clinch
and Tesla counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tesla connects with a right hand. MacNab shakes it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tesla lands with a good body shot.
Tesla is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that MacNab can do to turn this around?
MacNab tries to clinch up
and Tesla counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps MacNab thinking.
MacNab drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
MacNab on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tesla lands with a good body shot.
Tesla scores with a hook.
MacNab takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tesla bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of MacNab's head.
Tesla jabs MacNab to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nice straight punches there by Tesla. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Tesla.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MacNab takes a jab right on the kisser.
MacNab takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
MacNab wants to clinch but Tesla slips to the side
and Tesla counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Tesla connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed MacNab momentarily.
Tesla bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
MacNab closes the distance but Tesla moves to the side
and Tesla makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
MacNab wants to clinch
and Tesla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tesla moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
MacNab wants to clinch
letting Tesla counter with a right hand.
Tesla lands a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MacNab tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tesla counters with a lovely straight right hand!
MacNab tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tesla counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Tesla lands a nice shot to the body.
MacNab closes the distance looking to clinch
and Tesla counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tesla lands a head shot.
A jab from Tesla does it's job there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
MacNab takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
MacNab tries to clinch but Tesla moves away
and Tesla makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Tesla circles away from the clinch attempt
and Tesla makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nikola Tesla dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hamish MacNab's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!


MacNab tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tesla counters with a left to the body.
MacNab looks to clinch
and Tesla counters with a straight right hand.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and Tesla counters with a right hand to the body.
MacNab looks to clinch
and Tesla counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
MacNab tries to clinch but Tesla moves away
and Tesla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tesla connects with a body shot.
Tesla scores with a punch to the head.
MacNab closes the distance but Tesla moves to the side
and Tesla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
MacNab tries to clinch but Tesla moves away
and Tesla counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
MacNab takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
MacNab moves to clinch but Tesla breaks away
and Tesla counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tesla dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and Tesla counters with a left to the body.
MacNab wants to clinch but Tesla slips to the side
and Tesla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tesla lands with a nice combination. MacNab backs away looking to recover.
MacNab tries to clinch up
and Tesla counters with a lovely straight right hand!
MacNab moves to clinch but Tesla breaks away
and Tesla counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
MacNab moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
MacNab tries to clinch up
and Tesla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hamish MacNab has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nikola Tesla is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
enabling Tesla to counter with a crisp jab.
MacNab tries to clinch
and Tesla counters with a stiff right hand.
MacNab tries to clinch up
and Tesla counters with a straight right hand.
MacNab moves to clinch but Tesla breaks away
and Tesla makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
MacNab wants to clinch but Tesla slips to the side
and Tesla counters with a stiff right hand.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and MacNab takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MacNab moves to clinch but Tesla breaks away
and Tesla counters with a nice uppercut.
MacNab tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tesla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tesla lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as MacNab backs up against the cage.
MacNab closes the distance but Tesla moves to the side
and Tesla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tesla smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
MacNab tries to clinch up
and Tesla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
MacNab wants to clinch
and Tesla counters with a left to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MacNab looks to clinch
and Tesla counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
MacNab tries to clinch but Tesla moves away
and Tesla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
MacNab tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tesla counters with a left to the body.
MacNab closes the distance looking to clinch
and Tesla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
MacNab tries to clinch
letting Tesla counter with a right hand.
MacNab darts in trying to clinch
and Tesla counters with a nice uppercut.
MacNab misses with a lunging right hand
and Tesla counters with a nice uppercut.
Tesla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
MacNab on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nikola Tesla showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tesla has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:24
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:24
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nikola Tesla!
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
93%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Seth Vandrel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oscar Alarcon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vandrel comes to the cage accompanied by Tarantula - Pendulum. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!



190 cm
24
181 lbs
12 - 7 - 0
185 cm
26
180 lbs
18 - 10 - 0
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
KO power
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Seth Vandrel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oscar Alarcon!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vandrel moves to clinch but Alarcon breaks away
and Alarcon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Seth Vandrel has been cut.
Alarcon lands a nice hook to Vandrel's body. Vandrel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Alarcon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vandrel.
Seth Vandrel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alarcon defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Vandrel.
Alarcon avoids the head kick by Vandrel.
Alarcon throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Alarcon misses with an uppercut
enabling Vandrel to counter with a crisp jab.
Vandrel misses with a takedown attempt
letting Alarcon counter with a right hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Vandrel. That's going to slow Alarcon down.
Vandrel scores with a hook to the body. Alarcon takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nice shot by Vandrel.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vandrel misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Alarcon to counter with a crisp jab.
Vandrel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Alarcon moves away.
Alarcon ducks under a wild hook from Vandrel.
Vandrel throws a jab but it's blocked by Alarcon.
Vandrel misses with a left hand
and Alarcon counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Vandrel misses the body punch
letting Alarcon counter with a right hand.
Vandrel takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Alarcon missing with a left hand there. Vandrel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Alarcon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Vandrel tries for a takedown but Alarcon circles away easily
and Alarcon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Seth Vandrel. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vandrel misses with a body shot.
Vandrel shoots and misses
and Alarcon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Alarcon is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Vandrel.
Vandrel throws an off balance right hand
and Alarcon counters with a straight right hand.

Vandrel is rocked!
Vandrel misses the body punch
and Alarcon counters with a nice uppercut.
Oh Vandrel is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A shot to the body from Vandrel misses
and Alarcon counters with a huge left! Vandrel is in big trouble! He's backing up but Alarcon isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Vandrel from any more damage. A dominating finish by Alarcon!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar Alarcon!
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
67%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aaron McSlugg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dana Whyte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McSlugg's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, mcslugg custom anthem..... Whyte has chosen Imagine - John Lennon as his entrance music. Aaron McSlugg looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.



225 cm
23
314 lbs
10 - 5 - 0
210 cm
25
300 lbs
14 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aaron McSlugg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dana Whyte!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Whyte scores a takedown into full mount!
McSlugg looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Whyte looking to finish with strikes here!
Whyte looking to ground and pound but McSlugg is blocking nicely.
Whyte dominating with strikes here.

It looks like Aaron McSlugg has been cut.
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Whyte! McSlugg is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dana Whyte!
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
67%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cormac McCarthy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey Noonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCarthy comes into the arena with Glassjaw-Siberian Kiss blaring out of the sound system. Mickey Noonan has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



180 cm
26
181 lbs
18 - 9 - 1
150 cm
25
170 lbs
13 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Heavy handed


Crashforce Nutrition (Authentic 159Q Recovery $79)


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cormac McCarthy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mickey Noonan!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCarthy throws a sloppy head kick
and Noonan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McCarthy throws a sloppy head kick and Noonan moves out of range easily.
McCarthy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noonan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCarthy throws a head kick but Noonan moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCarthy connects with a right hand. Noonan shakes it off.

It looks like Mickey Noonan has been cut.
Noonan is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A head kick by McCarthy misses

and Noonan counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Noonan trying to control but McCarthy is working from the bottom.
Noonan thows a big elbow that misses.
Noonan throwing strikes from guard but McCarthy blocks nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noonan with a nice head shot there.
Noonan makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Noonan postures up in McCarthy's guard and throws a big left but McCarthy blocks it.
Noonan throws a big right hand that misses.
Noonan trying to control but McCarthy is working from the bottom.
McCarthy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Noonan postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Noonan working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

McCarthy pushes Noonan off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McCarthy lands a head kick!
Cormac McCarthy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noonan lands a right hook to the body.
McCarthy defending well as Noonan loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Noonan throws a sloppy body shot
and McCarthy counters with a big head kick but Noonan shrugs it off.
McCarthy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Noonan scores with a hook to the body. McCarthy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Noonan blocks a head kick by McCarthy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Cormac McCarthy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mickey Noonan's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


McCarthy throws a sloppy head kick and Noonan moves out of range easily.
Noonan avoids the head kick by McCarthy.
Noonan misses with a looping left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Noonan!

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCarthy throws a sloppy head kick and Noonan moves out of range easily.
Noonan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
No joy there for McCarthy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McCarthy takes one on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McCarthy tries a head kick but it misses.
McCarthy wants to clinch up but Noonan keeps it at a distance.
Noonan throws a nice looking combination but McCarthy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Noonan misses with a double jab
and McCarthy counters with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCarthy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Noonan.
Noonan misses with a combination
and McCarthy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Noonan's knee momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Noonan takes one to the chin there.

That has opened up Mickey Noonan's cut even more.

McCarthy lands a big head kick that sends Noonan tumbling to the mat! McCarthy takes a step backwards and waves Noonan back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Noonan is rocked!
A jab lands there for Noonan.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Noonan tries for a takedown but McCarthy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cormac McCarthy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mickey Noonan's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!


Noonan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Noonan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Noonan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCarthy misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noonan falls off balance throwing a combination
and McCarthy counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Noonan is lucky that one didn't land flush.
McCarthy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Noonan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Mickey Noonan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCarthy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noonan.
McCarthy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cormac McCarthy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Noonan misses with a wild combination.
McCarthy with a hook.

The cut above Mickey Noonan's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCarthy moves out of range as Noonan strikes.
Noonan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McCarthy was well out of range. Poor timing from Noonan.
McCarthy misses with a double jab
and Noonan counters with a one-two to the body.
Cormac McCarthy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCarthy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Noonan avoids a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mickey Noonan comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think McCarthy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Cormac McCarthy!
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G S C
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
29%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between I Shiv (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Swearengen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Shiv might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Calcutta. Swearengen has chosen A Story From North America as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



165 cm
22
150 lbs
8 - 1 - 0
177 cm
24
153 lbs
13 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful


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Prestige Clothing


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, I Shiv!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Al Swearengen!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Swearengen lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shiv doesn't seem phased though.
Shiv misses with a shot to the body
and Swearengen counters with a straight right hand.
Shiv thows a leg kick but Swearengen checks it
and Swearengen counters with a body kick.
The fighters circling - Swearengen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Swearengen lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Swearengen scores with the left hand. Shiv knows he should have avoided that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shiv lands with an overhand left.
Swearengen scores with a nice right hand.
Swearengen throws a leg kick that is checked
and Shiv counters with a series of strikes. Swearengen will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shiv misses with a body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Swearengen.
Shiv ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Swearengen moves away.
Swearengen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Swearengen throws a combination that misses
and Shiv counters with a nice body shot.
Shiv loads up on a big right hand but Swearengen slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swearengen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Swearengen fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Shiv throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Swearengen counters with a body kick.
Shiv uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Swearengen.
Swearengen is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Shiv checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Al Swearengen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice cross by Swearengen.
Swearengen slips under a jab from Shiv.
Shiv is looking to wear down Swearengen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Swearengen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Shiv.
Shiv ducks right into an uppercut from Swearengen.
Shiv swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Swearengen counters with a nice body kick.
Shiv looks to land a combination but Swearengen avoids it well.
Shiv on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Swearengen misses with an uppercut
and Shiv counters with an inside leg kick.
Swearengen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Shiv.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swearengen throws a right hand that misses
and Shiv counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Swearengen checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Swearengen is looking to land body kicks.
Swearengen throws a hook but Shiv avoids it easily.
Shiv misses with a double jab
and Swearengen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that I Shiv will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Swearengen throws a sloppy head kick
and Shiv counters with a straight right hand.
Shiv punishes Swearengen's body with a nice straight punch.
Shiv scores with a jab to the jaw.
Shiv works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Swearengen jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Shiv moves out of range of the leg kick from Swearengen.
Swearengen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Swearengen gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shiv connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Swearengen lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Shiv throws a leg kick
and Swearengen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A slow jab from Shiv misses its intended target.
A punch combination from Swearengen misses.
Swearengen avoids the body shot from Shiv.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Swearengen throws a right hand that Shiv ducks under and follows up with a left that Shiv also avoids with ease.
Shiv misses with a jab to the body
and Swearengen counters with a stiff right hand.
Swearengen connects with the punch.
Swearengen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Shiv stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Swearengen.
Swearengen avoids the body shot from Shiv.
Swearengen throws a looping overhand right but Shiv ducks down to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shiv slips under a jab from Swearengen.
Swearengen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Swearengen lands with an overhand left.
I Shiv is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Swearengen throws a lazy right hand but Shiv sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Swearengen throws a leg kick that is checked
and Shiv counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Swearengen thinking.
Shiv sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Swearengen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swearengen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Shiv buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Shiv bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Shiv misses with a hook
and Shiv takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Swearengen misses with a low kick.
Shiv looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

I Shiv dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!


Swearengen throws a sloppy head kick and Shiv moves out of range easily.
Shiv checks the leg kick nicely there.
Swearengen slips a straight right by Shiv.
Swearengen shoots in for a takedown but Shiv shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Swearengen misses with a right hand
letting Shiv counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the liver by Shiv. Beautiful body shot.
Shiv will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shiv wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Shiv throws a head kick but Swearengen moves out of range.
Swearengen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shiv.
I Shiv is winning the standup battle so far.
Swearengen misses with an uppercut
and Shiv counters with a nice kick to the body.
Swearengen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Shiv counter with a right hand.
Swearengen cracks Shiv with a good jab.
Shiv bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shiv misses the shot to the body.
Swearengen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Swearengen throws a head kick that misses
and Shiv counters with a right hand to the body.
Shiv misses with a jab to the body
and Swearengen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Shiv lands with a thumping leg kick.
Shiv misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shiv throws a predictable looking body shot
and Swearengen counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shiv's knee momentarily.
Shiv throws a body kick the misses
and Swearengen counters with a nice leg kick.
Swearengen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Swearengen dips to his left and cracks Shiv with an uppercut!
Swearengen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Shiv finds it's way round the side to connect with Swearengen's head.
Shiv blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swearengen misses with a body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Shiv finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Swearengen misses with a lunging right hand
and Shiv counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Shiv jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Shiv connects with a leg kick. Swearengen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Swearengen scores with a hook.
Al Swearengen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Swearengen throws a right and a left that both miss.

And that's the end of the fight!
I Shiv showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shiv has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... I Shiv!
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A
G S C
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
28%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Yodsaenklai Fairtex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Hilo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Johnny Hilo was going to win. Let's see if he was right.



181 cm
23
169 lbs
15 - 6 - 0
178 cm
24
168 lbs
15 - 5 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank


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[JMFC] 160!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yodsaenklai Fairtex!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johnny Hilo!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hilo connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hilo misses with a lunging right hand
and Fairtex counters with a nice body kick.
Hilo misses with a right hand
and Fairtex counters with a slapping leg kick.
Hilo throws a right hand that misses
and Fairtex cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fairtex misses with an uppercut. Hilo saw that one coming.
Hilo misses with a right hand
and Fairtex counters with a head kick.
Fairtex gets off balance looking for a body kick

and Hilo counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Hilo slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Fairtex manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hilo manages to get himself to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fairtex sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Hilo's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fairtex prevents Hilo from improving his position.
Fairtex wants to pass the guard but Hilo is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hilo gets full guard.

Fairtex is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Hilo is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Hilo has escaped and now he's on top!
Hilo engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hilo wants to control from the top but Fairtex keeps moving.

Hilo avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hilo looking to sit in guard and control but Fairtex gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Hilo manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Fairtex is desperately trying to improve his position but Hilo has a good base and remains in mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Johnny Hilo will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!


Hilo misses with a low kick.
A low kick from Hilo is predictable there
enabling Fairtex to counter with a crisp jab.
Hilo connects with a body shot.
Hilo jabs at Fairtex's body.
Hilo throws a series of punches but Fairtex moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fairtex avoids the body shot from Hilo.
Hilo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fairtex on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hilo swings widly with a right hand
and Fairtex counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hilo's knee momentarily.
Hilo has his takedown stuffed
and Fairtex counters with a low kick, right behind Hilo 's knee.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fairtex looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fairtex has his takedown stuffed
and Hilo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Hilo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fairtex counters with an outside leg kick.
Fairtex with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hilo counters with a thumping low kick.
Hilo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hilo swings widly with a right hand
and Fairtex counters with an outside leg kick.
Hilo misses with a leg kick

and Fairtex counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Hilo trying to get back to full guard but Fairtex takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Fairtex fails to move to back control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fairtex prevents Hilo from getting the reversal.
Hilo slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Hilo is staying active underneath Fairtex, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Hilo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hilo trying to control but Fairtex postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fairtex frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Hilo is working to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yodsaenklai Fairtex dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Hilo blocks the body kick.
Hilo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fairtex counters with an inside leg kick.
Fairtex throws a leg kick
and Hilo counters with a straight right hand.
Hilo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hilo scores with a sloppy right hand. Fairtex should have avoided that one.
Hilo throws a hook but Fairtex blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hilo misses with a hook to the body
enabling Fairtex to counter with a crisp jab.
Hilo misses with a right hand
and Fairtex counters with a head kick. That will keep Hilo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fairtex throws a front kick aimed at Hilo's knee but Hilo avoids it well.
Johnny Hilo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hilo misses with a lunging right hand
and Fairtex makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hilo throws an off balance right hand
and Fairtex counters with a straight right hand.
Fairtex shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hilo pinned against the cage. Hilo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fairtex thuds a left hand into Hilo's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Hilo.
Hilo throws a right hand that misses
and Fairtex counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hilo shoots in for a takedown but Fairtex shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Fairtex tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hilo misses with a right hand
and Fairtex counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fairtex connects with a solid leg kick.
Hilo lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fairtex looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hilo is fending him off so far but Fairtex persists. Nope, Hilo circles away and we're back to standing.
Fairtex scores with a jab to the head.
Hilo digs a good body shot into Fairtex's ribs.
Hilo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hilo looks to land a left hand but Fairtex moved out of range nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hilo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fairtex counters with an outside leg kick.
Hilo throws a poor cross that misses
and Fairtex counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hilo's knee momentarily.
Hilo throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hilo throws a poor cross that misses
and Fairtex counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Fairtex misses the jab.
Hilo throws a combination that misses
and Fairtex counters with a low kick, right behind Hilo 's knee.
Hilo misses with an uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yodsaenklai Fairtex showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fairtex has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yodsaenklai Fairtex!
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G S C
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
34%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Red Fox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Dawkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fox comes to the cage accompanied by Sanford and Son. Dawkins is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Prong - Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck . Richard Dawkins will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.



150 cm
23
140 lbs
14 - 2 - 0
170 cm
23
144 lbs
9 - 2 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Red Fox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Richard Dawkins!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dawkins throws a leg kick but Fox checks it.
Fox has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dawkins.
Dawkins misses with a right hand
and Dawkins takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fox.
Dawkins dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fox. That did some damage!
Dawkins scoring well with a low kick there.
Dawkins defending well as Fox loads up on a big left hand.
Dawkins throws a head kick that misses
and Fox counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Fox misses with a hook. Dawkins ducked under it nicely.
Dawkins throws a body kick that misses.
Dawkins throws a leg kick
and Fox makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dawkins tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Dawkins misses.
Dawkins misses with a double jab
and Fox counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dawkins pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fox blocks a head kick by Dawkins.
Dawkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dawkins throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fox counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dawkins thinking.
Fox checks a low kick from Dawkins.
Dawkins takes one on the button.
Fox defending well as Dawkins loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Fox uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dawkins.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fox. Dawkins does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dawkins misses with a right hand
and Fox cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A head kick by Dawkins misses
and Fox counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Dawkins has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fox.
Dawkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dawkins throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A clash of legs there as Dawkins blocks the low kick.
Fox throws a leg kick but Dawkins sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dawkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Richard Dawkins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins lands with a slapping head kick.
Red Fox is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fox throws a leg kick but Dawkins sees it coming and moves out of range.
A low kick from Dawkins misses
and Fox counters with a stiff right hand.
Dawkins keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fox misses with a left hand
and Dawkins counters with a good low kick that Fox was not able to check.
Nice cross by Fox.
Dawkins fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fox manages to avoid it.
Dawkins misses with a leg kick
and Fox counters with a two punch combo.
Dawkins misses with a low kick as Fox jumps back.
Fox swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins checks a leg kick.
Dawkins throws a head kick that misses.
Fox throws a lazy uppercut
and Dawkins counters with a nice uppercut.
Dawkins throws a leg kick
and Fox counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fox throws the left hand but Dawkins avoids the punch easily.
Dawkins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fox.
Dawkins throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Dawkins thows a leg kick but Fox checks it
and Fox counters with a low kick, right behind Dawkins 's knee.
Dawkins lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dawkins ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Red Fox will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Fox keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dawkins throws a leg kick
letting Fox counter with a right hand.
Fox misses with the combination.
Fox moves out of range of the body kick.
Dawkins throws a leg kick but Fox checks it.
A low kick from Dawkins misses
and Fox counters with an inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fox blocks a head kick by Dawkins.
Dawkins throws a nice inside leg kick.
A head kick from Dawkins lands but Fox takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Dawkins misses the target.
Dawkins moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fox throws a low kick but Dawkins avoids it.
Dawkins avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fox lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dawkins has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dawkins and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dawkins throws a head kick but Fox moves out of range.
Fox misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dawkins.
Dawkins fails with a takedown attempt.
Fox throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Fox misses with a straight right.
Dawkins shoots and misses
and Fox connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dawkins lands a nice looking kick to the body. Fox takes a step back to recover.
Fox scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dawkins on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fox misses with a leg kick
and Dawkins counters with a head kick. That will keep Fox thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
A shot to the body from Dawkins misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dawkins feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fox's calf.
Some wild striking there from Dawkins.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fox blocks the body kick.
Fox misses with a lunging right hand
and Dawkins counters with a low kick, right behind Fox 's knee.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fox.
Fox throws a leg kick but Dawkins sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dawkins looks to throw the jab but Fox is out of range.
Dawkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dawkins missing with a left hand there. Fox was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fox stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A slow jab from Fox misses its intended target.
Fox moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fox misses with a low kick.
Dawkins lands a nice hook to Fox's body. Fox takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dawkins misses with a combination
and Fox counters with a low kick, right behind Dawkins 's knee.
Fox misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dawkins.
Dawkins throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fox lands a jab.
Fox lands a nice shot that snaps Dawkins's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Richard Dawkins will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.


A punch lands to the side of Dawkins 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fox throws a leg kick but Dawkins moved away.
Fox misses with a left hand
and Dawkins counters with a good, hard body kick but Fox shrugs it off.
Fox walks into a straight right hand from Dawkins.
Both fighters circling a little - Dawkins finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dawkins.
Dawkins throws a hook but Fox blocks it.
Dawkins on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fox. Fox obviously looking to wear him down.
Dawkins motions for Fox to come forward. Dawkins throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fox throws a front kick aimed at Dawkins's knee but Dawkins avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dawkins throws a leg kick
and Fox counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dawkins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fox.
Fox motions for Dawkins to come forward. Fox throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dawkins lands a leg kick that knocks Fox off balance momentarily.
A jab from Fox misses.
Fox throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dawkins avoids the body shot from Fox.
Fox swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dawkins misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Fox throws a leg kick
and Dawkins counters with a good, hard body kick but Fox shrugs it off.
Dawkins scores with a leg kick.
A low kick from Fox misses
and Dawkins makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fox stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dawkins.
Dawkins walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fox checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fox ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dawkins throws a lazy head kick
and Fox counters with a straight right hand.
Richard Dawkins seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dawkins throws a lazy head kick
and Fox counters with a thumping low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Fox misses the target.
Dawkins throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Fox counters with a body kick that stops Dawkins in his tracks momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins misses with an uppercut
and Fox counters with a good, hard body kick but Dawkins shrugs it off.
Fox buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fox catches Dawkins with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dawkins uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fox.
Fox clobbers Dawkins with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Nice shot lands for Fox.
Dawkins throws a leg kick
and Fox counters with a low kick, right behind Dawkins 's knee.
Fox throws a jab but it's blocked by Dawkins.
Fox dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fox is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fox swings widly with a right hand
enabling Dawkins to counter with a crisp jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fox. Dawkins does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dawkins looks to land a left hand but Fox moved out of range nicely.
Dawkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fox takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Fox lands a lovely overhand right.
Fox lands with a cross.
Fox throws a leg kick which misses Dawkins's front leg but catches the back leg as Dawkins tries to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Red Fox.
Well Fox has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Red Fox!
S C
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
33%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Larkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody comes into the arena with Tame blaring out of the sound system. Larkin is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I'm Shipping Up To Boston. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!



188 cm
25
210 lbs
18 - 3 - 0
181 cm
24
212 lbs
16 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ryan Larkin!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Larkin throws a right hand that misses
and McThornbody counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Larkin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Larkin.
Jab, jab by Larkin - just one landing.
Larkin throws a combination that misses
and McThornbody counters with an outside leg kick.
Nice uppercut there from Larkin.
Larkin misses with a hook
and McThornbody counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McThornbody misses with an uppercut. Larkin saw that one coming.
Larkin wants to clinch.
Larkin swings away with a body shot that misses
and McThornbody counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Larkin swings away with a body shot that misses

and McThornbody counters with a crisp one two that drops Larkin! McThornbody thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Larkin to his feet! Larkin is in big trouble!
Larkin lands a nice looking body shot.
A jab from McThornbody misses.
Larkin throws a sloppy body shot
and McThornbody counters with a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Larkin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McThornbody throws a combination that misses
and Larkin counters with a stiff right hand.
Larkin throws a sloppy body shot
and McThornbody counters with an outside leg kick.
Larkin swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Larkin's head backwards.
Larkin misses with a hook
and McThornbody counters with a slapping leg kick.
Larkin looks gassed!
Larkin misses with a body shot
and McThornbody counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Larkin takes one to the chin there.
Larkin misses with a hook
and McThornbody connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McThornbody throws a head kick but Larkin moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Larkin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McThornbody is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Larkin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McThornbody counters with a body kick.

McThornbody lands a left and a right that send Larkin crashing to the mat, dazed. McThornbody thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Larkin is rocked!

It looks like Ryan Larkin has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Larkin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Larkin ducks under a wild hook from McThornbody.
Larkin blocks a leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by McThornbody there.
Larkin gets off balance looking for a body kick

and McThornbody counters with a nice right hand that sends Larkin toppling to the canvas! Larkin scrambles and gets back to his feet - can McThornbody finish him?!
Larkin is still on wobbly legs! Can McThornbody finish him?
Larkin throws an off balance right hand
and McThornbody counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Larkin moves away from the strike by McThornbody.
Larkin seems to have recovered his senses.
Larkin throws a lazy uppercut

and McThornbody counters with a nice right hand that sends Larkin toppling to the canvas! Larkin scrambles and gets back to his feet - can McThornbody finish him?!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larkin misses with a low kick.
A shot to the body from Larkin misses
and McThornbody counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Larkin thinking.
Larkin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McThornbody counters with a left right combination that sends Larkin crashing to the mat - McThornbody wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Larkin out for a TKO! Devastating finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gristle McThornbody!
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RATING
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Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Keynes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete Damato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keynes comes to the cage accompanied by Concerto for Four Violins in B minor. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



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19 - 3 - 0
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216 lbs
9 - 1 - 0
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, John Keynes!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pete Damato!
The judges for this bout are , and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping body kick lands there for Damato.
Keynes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Damato throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Damato throws the left hand but Keynes avoids the punch easily.
Nice sprawl there from Damato as Keynes shoots in.
Keynes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Damato.
A clash of legs there as Keynes blocks the low kick.
Damato throws a jab but it's blocked by Keynes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keynes misses with a body shot.
Damato throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Keynes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Damato takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Damato checks a low kick from Keynes.
Keynes looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Damato is fending him off so far but Keynes persists. Nope, Damato circles away and we're back to standing.
Keynes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Damato.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Damato lands a high kick!
Damato misses with a kick to the body.
Damato misses with an uppercut
and Keynes counters with a head kick. That will keep Damato thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Keynes throws a big shot that misses.
Damato on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Damato throws a low kick but Keynes avoids it.

Damato gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Keynes to score an easy takedown into full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keynes working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Damato looking for a sweep. Not yet Damato, not yet.
Keynes throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Damato working a defensive guard here.
Keynes with a flurry of punches that miss.
Keynes tries to free his leg and advance position but Damato is retaining full guard.
Damato wants to sweep here but Keynes controlling him for the moment.
Damato pulls Keynes in to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Damato wants to sweep but no luck.
Damato bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Keynes's guard.
Keynes wants to sweep but no luck.
Damato pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Keynes is keeping the position for now.
Damato trying to control the position from guard on top but Keynes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Damato really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Keynes. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Keynes lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Damato!
Damato in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Keynes dominated that round.
That's time! Keynes's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Damato connects with a crisp jab.
Keynes gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Damato counters with a low kick, right behind Keynes 's knee.
Damato misses with a left hand
and Damato takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Damato shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice body kick from Keynes.
Damato looks to throw a body kick

and Keynes counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Keynes postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Keynes postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Damato is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Keynes, into his guard.

Keynes looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Damato has picked Keynes up and slammed him! Keynes can't keep hold of the triangle and Damato manages to pass to side control!
Keynes is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Keynes is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Damato off and has taken his back!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damato covers up after that shot from Keynes.
Damato tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Damato is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Damato working to try and regain half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Keynes throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Keynes misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Damato takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Keynes throwing strikes here but Damato is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Keynes postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Damato looks a forlorn figure.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Keynes lands a heavy elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keynes landing strikes from the mount.

Damato is rocked!

Keynes has control of Damato's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Damato regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Keynes lands a big elbow - Damato is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Damato is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). John Keynes!
John Keynes retains his light heavyweight title!
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hype
A | B
pop
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FIGHT
RATING
37%

 

 
 
 
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