Slider Test #2 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Erlenmeyer Flask (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aguri Yamatoto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Flask
vs
Yamatoto

193 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Erlenmeyer Flask!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Aguri Yamatoto!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flask walks into a straight right hand from Yamatoto.
Flask circles away from the clinch attempt.
Flask wants to land a leg kick but Yamatoto is out of range.
Yamatoto lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yamatoto fails in his attempt to clinch.
Flask swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Flask tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Flask misses the shot to the body.

Yamatoto fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Flask to the ground. Yamatoto is now in Flask's guard.
Flask looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Flask looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Flask wants to sweep but no luck.
Flask controls Yamatoto momentarily but Yamatoto frees himself.
Flask is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yamatoto is looking to advance position but Flask has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Yamatoto tries to hold on but Flask postures up.
Yamatoto working to try and regain half guard.
Flask lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Yamatoto hang on?
Yamatoto is in a horrible position here. Flask smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Flask lands a big shot there that rocks Yamatoto but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Flask with the ground and pound from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Flask trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Flask lands with some strikes.
Flask working the ground and pound effectively.
Yamatoto is in all sorts of trouble here.
Flask landing strikes from the mount and Yamatoto is in trouble!
Yamatoto is trying to escape the mount.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Flask trying to control but Yamatoto is having none of it.
Flask connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
A nice elbow there by Flask.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flask looking to control but Yamatoto is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Yamatoto is trying desperately to improve position.
Flask punishing his opponent with strikes.
Flask pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Yamatoto is squirming around, avoiding Flask's attempts to control the action.
Flask raining down shots from the mount!
BOOM! Flask connects with a massive shot to the dome!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Flask lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Yamatoto hang on?

Yamatoto is rocked!
Flask has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Flask connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Yamatoto is still in real trouble! Can Flask finish him?
Oooh a big shot lands for Flask! Yamatoto is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Erlenmeyer Flask!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
66%

Undercard bout

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Balsac Christopherson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shame Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Christopherson
vs
Me

190 cm
25
248 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

208 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Balsac Christopherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Shame Me!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christopherson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Me tries a head kick but it misses.
Christopherson blocks a head kick by Me.
Me takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Christopherson tries a head kick but it misses.
Christopherson avoids the head kick by Me.
Christopherson throws a jab when Me was well out of range.
Christopherson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Me lands a high kick!
Christopherson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Christopherson tries to bum rush Me with a series of wild strikes but Me uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Christopherson could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Christopherson moves out of range of the body kick from Me.
Christopherson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Me tries a head kick but it misses.
Christopherson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Me.
Christopherson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Me manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Christopherson as he checks the leg kick.
Christopherson lands a nice looking body shot.
Christopherson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Christopherson forces Me back against the cage and clinches.
Me working hard to break the clinch.
Christopherson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A shot in the inside from Christopherson.
Christopherson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Christopherson lands a left hand.
Me wants to stall.
Me looks gassed!
Christopherson is pushing Me up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Christopherson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short body shot lands from Christopherson as the two fighters clinch.
Christopherson has Me pushed against the cage.
Christopherson managing to block the knees to the body from Me.
A nice left hand lands by Christopherson.
Christopherson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Me tries to land knees in the clinch but Christopherson avoids the damage to the body.
Christopherson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Me prevents a body shot from Christopherson.
Me can't find room to land a body shot as Christopherson controls the action.
Me fails to pull guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me jumps guard but Christopherson stands there with Me around his waist. Me gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Christopherson.
Christopherson trying to land knees to the body.
Christopherson lands a body punch.
Christopherson lands a left hand.
Christopherson tries a body shot but Me blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Christopherson fails to land.
Still in the clinch, Christopherson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Me tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Balsac Christopherson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shame Me.
Me wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Christopherson leaning against his opponent.
Me blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christopherson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Christopherson swings wildly with an uppercut but Me uses good head movement to avoid it.
Christopherson works on Me's body with a couple of short punches.
Me tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Christopherson smiles and moves away.
Christopherson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Christopherson looks for the body kick but Me saw that one coming.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Christopherson throws a shot from downtown. Me moves away and avoids it.
Christopherson throws a hook but Me blocks it.
Me blocks a head kick by Christopherson.
Me throws a lazy head kick
and Christopherson counters with a left to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Balsac Christopherson dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Christopherson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Christopherson is looking to wear down Me with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Me ducks right into an uppercut from Christopherson.
Christopherson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Christopherson swings for the body but Me moves out of range.
Christopherson throws a jab but it's blocked by Me.
Jab from Christopherson.

It looks like Shame Me has been cut.
Christopherson scores with a leg kick.
Balsac Christopherson is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice defenses there by Me.
Me takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Me displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Christopherson throws out the jab.
Christopherson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Christopherson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Me.

Christopherson lands a big head kick that sends Me tumbling to the mat! Christopherson takes a step backwards and waves Me back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Me is rocked!
Me is breathing heavily.
Me takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Me is still on wobbly legs! Can Christopherson finish him?
Me avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Me seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Christopherson. Beautiful body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Christopherson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Christopherson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Christopherson scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Christopherson darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Christopherson throws a sloppy head kick and Me moves out of range easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Christopherson. Me does a little dance to reset his feet.
Christopherson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A cross from Christopherson lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Me tries a head kick but it misses.
Christopherson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Me throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Christopherson lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Christopherson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christopherson connects with a right hand. Me shakes it off.
Christopherson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Christopherson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

Christopherson cracks Me with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Christopherson has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Me to stand back up!
Christopherson connects with a solid leg kick.
Christopherson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Me momentarily.
Shame Me seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christopherson walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Me drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Christopherson swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Me's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Balsac Christopherson!