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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles Martel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aden Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kane is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Jump Around. The key to victory for Charles Martel has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.



186 cm
22
230 lbs
1 - 0 - 0
190 cm
25
276 lbs
9 - 6 - 0
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Good wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charles Martel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aden Kane!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Chad Campbell and Jorge Garcia.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane throws a leg kick but Martel sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kane misses with a body shot.
Kane is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Martel lands a glancing blow to the side of Kane's head.

It looks like Aden Kane has been cut.
Kane tries to clinch there but Martel circles away.
Kane misses with a takedown attempt - Martel sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jab from Martel.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kane shoots for a double leg takedown but Martel sprawls well. He's pushed Kane's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Kane throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Martel's waist but Martel gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Kane off to one side.
Charles Martel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Aden Kane.
Kane blocks a jab.

Kane moves into the clinch.
Kane goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Come on Kane - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Martel tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Martel blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Martel taking a breather.
Kane misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kane misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kane misses with a body punch.
A hook to the body from Kane.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A short right from Kane.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Kane as Martel tries to tie him up.
Kane slows down the pace here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Kane digs a right hand into Martel's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Martel's gas tank.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Martel working hard to break the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Kane.
Kane stalling the fight.
A short uppercut from Kane.
Kane lands with a light punch inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kane.
Martel blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kane.
Kane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kane misses with a body punch.
The referee calls for Kane to work.
Martel taking a breather.
A short right from Kane.
Kane stalls.
Kane tries a body shot but Martel blocks it.
Kane scores with a shot to the side of Martel's head.
Martel tries to break free but Kane pushes him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kane scores with a shoulder strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Martel is trying to push Kane away but Kane has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kane wants a takedown.
Kane lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Martel or not.
Kane pressing his opponent against the cage.
A short left from Kane.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Kane has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Martel regains guard immediately.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kane wants to control from the top but Martel keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aden Kane dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Aden Kane's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Martel listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Martel connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kane ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kane bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Martel thows a body shot but no joy.
Martel slips under a jab from Kane.
Martel takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Kane closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Martel's guard.
Martel avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Martel trying to control the position.
Martel looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kane is one step ahead there.
Kane chips away with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane wants to pass the guard but Martel is keeping the position.
Martel is looking to sweep but instead, Kane has passed into half guard.
Martel is looking to improve his position.
Kane wants to pass the guard but Martel is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Kane trying to control from half guard but Martel is working away.

Martel is defending against the submission attempts here by Kane.
Martel is looking for a sweep. Kane is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kane is pressing down on Martel's thigh, looking to free his foot. Martel is holding on for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kane seems to be looking for submissions.
Kane passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Martel!
Kane with a couple of short strikes.
A nice elbow there by Kane.
Kane pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Martel tries to reverse the position but Kane maintains control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kane thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kane pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Kane with shots to the head and body - Martel looks very uncomfortable down there.
Martel knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Kane on the ground.
Kane unloading with bombs!

Martel is rocked!
Kane controlling from the full mount.
Oh Martel is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kane loads up with a big shot that hurts Martel! He's pulled Kane in close but Kane has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Martel survive? More strikes from Kane and Martel is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Aden Kane!
After the fight, Aden Kane was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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RATING
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gonna Bust (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kazuo Kawada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bust comes into the arena with X blaring out of the sound system. Kawada comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Dio - Rainbow in the Dark kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Gonna Bust could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kazuo Kawada's chin.



187 cm
26
218 lbs
10 - 9 - 0
198 cm
23
220 lbs
6 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gonna Bust!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kazuo Kawada!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Alyssa Summers and Chad Campbell.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kawada throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A jab from Kawada misses.
Bust scores with a body shot.
No joy there for Bust, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bust misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kawada.
Kawada throws a right hand that Bust ducks under and follows up with a left that Bust also avoids with ease.
Bust tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kawada was well out of range. Poor timing from Bust.
A big left from Kawada misses.
Gonna Bust seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kawada misses with a looping right.
Bust thuds a left hand into Kawada's body.
Kawada avoids a kick to the body.
Bust misses with a two punch combination.
Kawada finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bust tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bust moves into the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Kawada gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bust.
Bust tries to throw a body punch but Kawada avoids it by throwing Bust back against the cage.
Bust digs a right hand into Kawada's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kawada's gas tank.
Bust has Kawada pressed against the cage, preventing Kawada from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The referee calls for Bust to work.
Kawada misses with the head strike.
Bust makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kawada tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bust smiles and moves away.

Bust rushes Kawada and presses him up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kawada lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kawada scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bust.
Kawada being controlled against the cage.
Bust drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kawada gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bust leaning his opponent against the cage.
Kawada blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kawada prevents a body shot from Bust.
A short right from Bust.
A short right from Bust on the inside.
Bust tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bust blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kawada throws a head punch that misses.
Bust is leaning against Kawada and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kawada tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bust lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bust taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

Bust has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Kawada is trying to keep an underhook but Bust manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Kawada tries to roll over but Bust keeps him under control.

Kawada actively working from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bust tries to pass to full mount but Kawada defends it.
Bust throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bust is nestled in close to Kawada, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Kawada is rocked!
Bust lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Kawada! More strikes land and this one is all over! Bust jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gonna Bust!
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FIGHT
RATING
51%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Cumin Getsum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubz Phatz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



180 cm
26
165 lbs
9 - 2 - 0
175 cm
23
163 lbs
7 - 2 - 1
BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cumin Getsum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Bubz Phatz!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Russell Pearce and Anthony Taglia.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Getsum with a lazy takedown attempt
and Phatz counters with an inside leg kick.
No joy there for Phatz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Phatz connects with an inside leg kick.
Phatz lands with a cross.
Getsum shoots and misses
and Phatz counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A shot to the liver by Phatz. Beautiful body shot.
Phatz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Getsum fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cumin Getsum. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Phatz punishes Getsum's body with a nice straight punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Phatz goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Getsum fails with a takedown attempt.
Getsum is breathing heavily.
Phatz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice combination there by Phatz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phatz connects with an inside leg kick.
Getsum on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Phatz. Phatz obviously looking to wear him down.
Phatz lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Getsum is rocked!
Phatz digs a good hook to Getsum's body.
Oh Getsum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bubz Phatz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Phatz and Getsum are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Phatz throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Getsum into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Phatz knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bubz Phatz!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jakobi Smithy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smithy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Korn- Freak on a Leash. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



175 cm
27
163 lbs
8 - 9 - 0
177 cm
27
168 lbs
10 - 4 - 1
Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin
BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Jakobi Smithy!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Anthony Taglia and David Schapiro.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smithy throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Turd 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Turd throws the left hand but Smithy avoids the punch easily.
Smithy with a nice cross.
Turd fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Smithy.
Smithy takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Turd goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Turd swings for the body but Smithy moves out of range.
Smithy misses with a low kick as Turd jumps back.
Turd takes a head kick and keeps coming.

Turd scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Turd working the head and body with strikes.
Smithy moves into full guard.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smithy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Smithy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Turd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Smithy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Smithy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Turd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd tries to free his leg and advance position but Smithy is retaining full guard.
Turd wants to control from the top but Smithy keeps moving.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Smithy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Turd wants to control from the top but Smithy keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Smithy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jakobi Smithy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Smithy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Turd throws a sloppy body shot
and Smithy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Smithy thows a body shot but no joy.
Turd throws a low kick but it's checked well by Smithy.
Smithy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd motions for Smithy to come forward. Turd throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Smithy ducks under a wild hook from Turd.
Smithy moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Turd throws a combination that misses
and Smithy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd misses with a low kick as Smithy jumps back.
Turd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Smithy but Smithy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Turd misses with a leg kick
and Turd takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Smithy scoring well with a low kick there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smithy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turd shoots in and drives through. Smithy sprawls well.
Smithy moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Smithy tries to sprawl but Turd drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Smithy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Turd is working away from the top position though.
Turd stalling away here and it's allowed Smithy to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smithy trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that One Turd will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Smithy scores with a hook to the body. Turd takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Smithy throws a quick inside leg kick.
A slow jab from Turd misses its intended target.
Smithy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Turd tries to move into range but Smithy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A left lands for Smithy.
Turd misses with a leg kick.
Smithy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Smithy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Smithy walks into a straight right hand from Turd.
Smithy misses with a body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Smithy.
Smithy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Turd momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Smithy is able to avoid easily.
Smithy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smithy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Turd closes the distance and clinches up with Smithy, looking for a takedown. Turd pushes Smithy against the cage but Smithy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Donk. Smithy catches Turd right on the button with a cross.
Smithy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Smithy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Smithy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Turd on the side of the head.
Smithy lands a nice hook to Turd's body. Turd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Turd looks to score with a jab to the body but Smithy is just out of range.
Smithy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Turd has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Both fighters circling a little - Smithy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smithy moves away from the strike by Turd.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Smithy as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for One Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Smithy throws a shot to the body.
Turd dips to his left and cracks Smithy with an uppercut!
Turd drops his hands momentarily and Smithy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Smithy scores with a head kick.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Smithy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Turd's head.
Smithy throws a head kick but Turd moves out of range.
Turd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A thudding body kick lands there by Smithy!
Turd throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Smithy's waist but Smithy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Turd off to one side.
Turd takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Smithy tries to bum rush Turd with a series of wild strikes but Turd uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A cross from Smithy lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Smithy lands a high kick!
Smithy throws a head kick that misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Smithy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Turd.
Turd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Smithy.
Turd rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Smithy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Smithy catches Turd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Turd lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Smithy circles away quickly and effectively.
Turd misses with a low kick.
A combination from Smithy does no damage.
Smithy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smithy connects with a solid leg kick.
Turd misses with the body kick
and Smithy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Turd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Turd misses with a combination
and Smithy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Turd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick from Smithy lands but Turd takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Smithy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Turd changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Smithy tries to avoid it but Turd manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Smithy to the ground. Smithy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Crunch! Smithy slams his shin into Turd's torso.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smithy.
Nice uppercut there from Smithy.
Turd throws the left hand but Smithy avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jakobi Smithy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Turd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A slapping leg kick lands for Smithy.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Smithy as he avoids it easily.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt - Smithy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Turd tries for a takedown but Smithy circles away easily
and Smithy counters with a low kick, right behind Turd 's knee.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for One Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smithy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Smithy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Smithy blocks a jab.
Smithy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smithy manages to avoid it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Smithy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turd.
Turd on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smithy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Turd.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Turd.
Smithy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Turd wants to control but Smithy is keeping him busy.
Turd tries to advance to mount but can't.
The strikes coming from Turd are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Smithy works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Turd thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Smithy trying to control but Turd postures up.
Nice strikes from Turd there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smithy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
Turd thows a huge punch but Smithy dodges it nicely.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Turd connects with a nice short shot to Smithy's temple.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Smithy is not content to let Turd control the position.
Smithy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
One Turd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Turd missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Turd takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Smithy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Turd is working away from the top position though.
Turd looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Smithy with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Smithy defending well though.

And that's the end of the fight!
One Turd showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 29:28
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... One Turd!
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
75%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rob Sparger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pru Dent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sparger comes to the cage accompanied by Pledge Allegiance to the Swag by T.I. feat. Rick Ross. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!



210 cm
24
260 lbs
7 - 0 - 0
191 cm
22
245 lbs
6 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rob Sparger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pru Dent!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Bruno Lombardi.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dent uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sparger.
Rob Sparger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sparger swings for the body but Dent moves out of range.
Sparger swings widly with a right hand
and Dent counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sparger misses with an uppercut
and Dent counters with a nice body shot.
Sparger moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Pru Dent has been cut.
Dent misses with a body shot.
Sparger looks to score with a jab to the body but Dent is just out of range.
Sparger displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dent throws out the jab.
Sparger uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dent.
Sparger looks to score with a jab to the body but Dent is just out of range.
Dent lands with an overhand left.
Sparger throws a hook to the side of Dent's head but Dent sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sparger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dent lands a nice hook to Sparger's body. Sparger takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sparger misses with a right hand
and Dent counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dent showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sparger.
Sparger misses with an uppercut
and Dent counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sparger thinking.
Sparger's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dent under the eye.
A big right from Dent misses.
Nice shot by Sparger.
Sparger throws a combination that misses
and Dent counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sparger throws a hook but Dent avoids it easily.
Sparger scores with a shot to the body.
Dent cracks Sparger with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dent slips a straight right by Sparger.
Sparger misses with a left hand
and Dent connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sparger throws a shot from downtown. Dent moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dent throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dent moves out of range as Sparger strikes.
A slow jab from Dent misses its intended target.
Sparger throws a big shot that misses.
Sparger throws a poor cross that misses
and Dent connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sparger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sparger throws a body punch but Dent moves out of range.
Sparger moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dent blocks a jab.
Dent takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Sparger misses with a hook
and Sparger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from Dent finds it's way through Sparger's defenses.
Sparger throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sparger swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dent counters with a right hand to the body.
Sparger thows a body shot but no joy.
Dent fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dent stuns Sparger with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sparger misses with a right hand
letting Dent counter with a right hand.

It looks like Rob Sparger has been cut.
Dent lands a right hook to the body.
Sparger is breathing heavily.
Sparger throws an overhand right that lands on Dent's shoulder, as Dent tries to avoid the shot.
Dent ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sparger misses with a wild body shot.
Dent uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sparger.
Dent scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dent lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sparger at a distance.

Dent pushes Sparger up against the cage in a clinch.
Sparger wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sparger has had enough of the clinch but Dent keeps him there for the moment.
Dent taking a breather.

Sparger breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dent connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dent is looking to clinch but Sparger is avoiding it.
Sparger takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sparger shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dent cracks a nice hook into Sparger's ribs.
Dent slips a jab and a cross from Sparger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pru Dent dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!


Dent cracks Sparger with a good jab.
Sparger takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Sparger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pru Dent seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sparger bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dent's head.
Sparger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sparger scores with a decent looking hook.
Sparger throws out a loose jab but Dent uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sparger misses with a lunging right hand
and Dent counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dent just misses with a punch to the body.
Dent ducks under a wild hook from Sparger.
Dent scores with the left hand. Sparger knows he should have avoided that one.
Sparger throws the left hand but Dent avoids the punch easily.
Sparger misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dent avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dent uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sparger.
Sparger throws a shot to the body.
Dent blocks a jab.
Nice jab there from Sparger.
Dent thows a body shot but no joy.
Dent avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sparger connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dent keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dent ducks under a wild hook from Sparger.
Dent swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dent misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sparger misses with a left hand
and Dent counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Sparger. Dent does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sparger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dent.
Sparger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dent slips under a jab.
Sparger connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dent. Dent circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dent connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sparger. Sparger circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sparger throws a big shot that misses.
Sparger works Dent's body with a nice hook.
Sparger misses the shot to the body.
Sparger loads up on a big right hand but Dent slips the punch.
Sparger keeps the fight on the outside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sparger swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Dent fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sparger, pushing him back against the cage.
Dent misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sparger is trying to break free.
Sparger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Sparger breaks the clinch.
Sparger throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sparger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dent.
Dent throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dent wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sparger keeps the fight on the outside.
Dent fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dent staying out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Dent.
Sparger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dent manages to avoid it.
Dent scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

Rob Sparger's cut is getting worse.

Dent rushes Sparger and presses him up against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dent trying to control the position but instead, Sparger has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dent into the cage.

Dent pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sparger throws a lazy uppercut
and Sparger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dent ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sparger moves away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sparger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dent moves away.
Dent lands a jab to the nose.
Nice cross by Dent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Pru Dent will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!


Sparger rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dent counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dent throws a lazy right hand but Sparger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sparger scores with a hook.
Sparger pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sparger fails to land with a series of punches.
Dent lands a nice hook to Sparger's body. Sparger takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dent works Sparger's body with a nice hook.
Sparger misses with a body punch
and Dent counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sparger throws a lazy uppercut
letting Dent counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sparger gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dent is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dent thows a body shot but no joy.
Dent lands with a hook. Sparger tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jab from Dent.
Dent displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Rob Sparger's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Sparger thuds his right hand into Dent's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Sparger swings for the body but Dent moves out of range.
Dent fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice body punch from Dent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dent fails to land with a series of punches.
Sparger swings widly with a right hand
and Dent counters with a stiff right hand.

Sparger is rocked!
Dent drops Sparger with a naaaaasty hook - Sparger is in real trouble here! Dent dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pru Dent!
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A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Roy van Persi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Annunaki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think van Persi might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Wolfsheim. Annunaki has chosen Tool - Aenima as his entrance music. Roy van Persi is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.



185 cm
24
183 lbs
10 - 5 - 0
185 cm
31
185 lbs
14 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Roy van Persi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bill Annunaki!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Chad Campbell and David Schapiro.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Annunaki doesn't manage to clinch there - van Persi circles away.
Annunaki tries to clinch up but van Persi circles away and keeps his distance.
Annunaki just misses with a punch to the body.
Annunaki waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract van Persi.
van Persi shoots in but Annunaki avoids the takedown attempt easily.

van Persi throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Annunaki tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. van Persi is in Annunaki's guard.

van Persi drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Annunaki manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now van Persi has Annunaki in his guard.
van Persi has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Annunaki has passed into side control.
Annunaki is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
van Persi tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Annunaki wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
van Persi looks to move to half guard but instead Annunaki has passed into mount! Damn!
van Persi really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Annunaki controlling from the full mount.
van Persi is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
van Persi tries to hold on but Annunaki postures up.
van Persi is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
van Persi is working hard here to advance position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Annunaki takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
van Persi tries to reverse the position but Annunaki maintains control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
van Persi regains half guard.

van Persi actively working from the bottom here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roy van Persi dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


van Persi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Annunaki moves in looking to clinch but van Persi pushes him off.
Annunaki tries to work over van Persi's front leg with a kick but van Persi checks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Annunaki. van Persi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Annunaki lands with a thumping leg kick.
Annunaki on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Roy van Persi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from van Persi is defended easily by Annunaki.
van Persi avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A leg kick checked by van Persi.
Annunaki slips under a jab from van Persi.
An inside leg kick from Annunaki misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
van Persi scores with a nice strike.
Annunaki tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. van Persi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Annunaki lands with an uppercut that bounces van Persi off the cage and back into range.
van Persi throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
van Persi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
van Persi misses with a head kick.
van Persi throws a half hearted mid kick.
Annunaki misses with a low kick.

van Persi shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
van Persi wants to control the action but instead Annunaki gets a body lock and reverses into van Persi's guard! Nice work!

van Persi is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Annunaki is aware though and is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Annunaki is looking to stand up but van Persi won't let him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
van Persi is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!

van Persi working for a triangle but Annunaki defends it easily.
Annunaki passes van Persi's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
van Persi is trying to control but Annunaki passes into side control!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
van Persi sneaks back into half guard.
van Persi is looking to improve his position.
Annunaki content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Annunaki prevents van Persi from improving his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
van Persi is not content to let Annunaki control the position.
van Persi is looking for a sweep. Annunaki is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Annunaki wants to pass the guard but van Persi is defending well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Annunaki controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bill Annunaki will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!


van Persi finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Annunaki. That's going to slow van Persi down.
Annunaki looks for the body kick but van Persi saw that one coming.
Bill Annunaki is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Annunaki looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A combination from van Persi does no damage.
Annunaki moves forwards but van Persi connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Annunaki wants to clinch but van Persi slips to the side
and van Persi counters with a stiff right hand.
Annunaki takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
van Persi works Annunaki's body with a nice hook.
Annunaki looks to clinch
and van Persi counters with a straight right hand.
Annunaki tries to close the distance and clinch but van Persi swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Annunaki looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Annunaki throws out a loose jab but van Persi uses good head movement to avoid it.
van Persi checks a low kick from Annunaki.
Nice takedown defense from Annunaki. No joy for van Persi on that attempt.

Annunaki pushes van Persi up against the cage in a clinch.
Annunaki struggles to land a body shot inside as van Persi controls his hands.
van Persi stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
van Persi changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Annunaki fights it off and pushes away nicely.
van Persi checks a low kick from Annunaki.
van Persi avoids the head kick by Annunaki.
Annunaki throws a quick head kick that skims the top of van Persi's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Annunaki connects with a high kick.
van Persi fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roy van Persi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Annunaki misses with a low kick as van Persi jumps back.
van Persi blocks a leg kick.
van Persi shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Annunaki as he avoids it easily.
Annunaki wants to clinch.
van Persi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Annunaki.
Annunaki goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
van Persi dodges the punch combination from Annunaki.

Annunaki instigates a clinch.
Nice body punch from Annunaki.
Annunaki tries to stall but van Persi uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Annunaki stalling against the cage.
Annunaki tries to throw a body punch but van Persi avoids it by throwing Annunaki back against the cage.
Annunaki is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Annunaki.
Annunaki can't find room to land a body shot as van Persi controls the action.
van Persi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Annunaki walks away with a smile on his face. van Persi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
van Persi fails with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
van Persi is trying hard to land a takedown here. Annunaki sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Annunaki looks for the body kick but van Persi saw that one coming.
Annunaki lands an overhand right.
Annunaki lands a leg kick that knocks van Persi off balance momentarily.
van Persi dodges the punch combination from Annunaki.
van Persi throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Annunaki tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. van Persi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bill Annunaki seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Annunaki tries to clinch but van Persi moves away
and van Persi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Annunaki wants to clinch up but van Persi keeps it at a distance.
Annunaki throws a combination but it was largely blocked by van Persi.
The fight stays on the outside here - Annunaki looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bill Annunaki comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Annunaki has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 28:29
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bill Annunaki!

Our winner, Bill Annunaki, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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pop
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mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
47%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alpha Chino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Trager (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chino kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Booty Sweat Promo. The crowd seem to be enjoying Trager's choice of entrance music: Scarcéus - Năo Quero Olhar Pra Trás. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



165 cm
24
185 lbs
9 - 2 - 0
182 cm
25
180 lbs
13 - 2 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alpha Chino!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alex Trager!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, John Roberts and Franklyn Lucas.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trager misses with the combination.
Chino throws a head kick but Trager moves out of range.
Chino throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Trager jabs Chino to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chino throws a sloppy head kick and Trager moves out of range easily.
Trager keeps the fight on the outside.
Trager takes a swing at Chino's ribcage but misses.
Chino is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Trager connects with a good right hand that stumbles Chino. Chino circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Trager.
A punch lands to the side of Chino 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Trager fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Trager ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chino moves away.

Chino pushes Trager up against the cage in a clinch.
Chino throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chino landing knees to the head.
Chino is pressed up against the cage. Trager has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Chino down to the mat. Chino avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Trager uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trager circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chino tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Trager is able to avoid easily.
Nice defenses there by Chino.
Chino stuffs the takedown attempt from Trager. Trager gets slowly back to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chino throws a head kick that misses.
Trager is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Trager takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trager moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Chino closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chino stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Chino can't find room to land a body shot as Trager controls the action.
Chino swings wildly with an uppercut but Trager uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chino misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chino throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Chino lands a right hand that snaps the head of Trager backwards.
Trager drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Alpha Chino has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Trager.
Chino throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Trager blocks it with crossed arms.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chino looking to throw knees to the head but Trager is blocking nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chino.
Trager managing to block the knees to the body from Chino.
Trager has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Chino is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Chino lands an uppercut.
Chino looking to throw knees to the head but Trager is blocking nicely.
Chino misses with a knee strike.
Chino tries a body shot but Trager blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Chino tries to throw a body punch but Trager avoids it by throwing Chino back against the cage.
Chino tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Trager avoids it.
Chino scores with a shoulder strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alpha Chino dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Chino misses with a head kick.
Trager is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A head kick by Chino misses
and Trager counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Trager throws a body punch but Chino moves out of range.
Trager jabs Chino right on the nose. Chino blinks but takes it well.
Trager moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Chino throws a jab but it's blocked by Trager.
Trager avoids the head kick by Chino.
Chino wants to clinch up but Trager keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trager cracks Chino with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Trager lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Trager has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Trager throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chino throws a leg kick that misses.
Trager lands with an uppercut that bounces Chino off the cage and back into range.

Chino has managed to clinch.
Trager avoiding damage as Chino throws knees to the body.
Chino misses with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chino doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chino misses with a knee to the head.
Chino with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Trager tries to score a body lock takedown but Chino shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Chino is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Trager is defending well for now.
Trager has Chino pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Chino manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Chino throws a punch but it's blocked by Trager.
Trager blocks a body shot from Chino.
Chino lands with a right to the head.
Trager has Chino pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Chino manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Alpha Chino has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Trager.
Chino doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chino lands with a left to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chino misses with an elbow over the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chino.
Trager is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Chino misses with an elbow strike.
Chino is pressed up against the cage. Trager has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Chino down to the mat. Chino avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Chino's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Trager connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Chino scrambles back to his feet.
Chino closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Alpha Chino seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trager lands a jab to Chino's midsection.
Chino misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Trager throws an off balance right hand
and Chino counters with a stiff right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trager throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Trager lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Chino tries to close the distance and clinch but Trager swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Trager darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Chino throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Chino gets caught napping as Trager dives in and scores a takedown. Chino manages to retain guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Trager slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Trager missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Alpha Chino will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Chino misses with a head kick.
Chino misses with a body kick.
Chino throws an off balance right hand

and Trager counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Trager.
Trager trying to control but Chino is working from the bottom.
Trager throws a big right hand that misses.
Chino avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Trager is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chino lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Trager!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trager is trying to stand.
Trager prevents any damage by holding on tight.
Trager is looking to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Trager wants to control but Chino is having none of it.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Trager keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trager is squirming around, avoiding Chino's attempts to control the action.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Trager misses with an uppercut.
Chino uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trager.
Chino throws a right hand that misses
and Chino takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Trager misses with a wild body shot.
Trager throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trager stuns Chino with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Chino just misses with a punch to the body.
Chino throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Trager lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Trager scores with a three punch combo!
Trager throws a hook but Chino blocks it.
Trager shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Chino as he jumps to the side.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chino tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alex Trager really dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Trager uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Chino has time to react.
Trager jabs at Chino's body.
Alex Trager seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Trager thows a left - swing and a miss!
Trager looks to land a left hand but Chino moved out of range nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chino looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Trager fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Trager misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chino takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Trager misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Chino moves into the clinch.
Trager goes for a takedown in the clinch but Chino prevents it.
Chino lands a knee to the body.
Trager is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
A body shot lands from Chino.
Trager takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chino pushes Trager back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chino with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chino.
Chino makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chino taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Chino missing with knees to the body.
Chino misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chino creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Trager's defenses.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Knees in the clinch landing for Chino.
Chino landing knees to the body.
Chino misses with a knee strike.
Chino throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Trager blocks it with crossed arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trager goes for a takedown in the clinch but Chino prevents it.
Chino landing knees to the head.
Trager blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Chino has a couple of punches blocked by Trager.
Trager blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trager takes a knee to the side of the body.
Chino lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chino misses with the head strike.
Chino misses with a hook from the clinch.
Trager takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chino tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Chino misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chino struggles to land a body shot inside as Trager controls his hands.
Trager dodges an elbow strike from Chino.
Chino creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Trager's defenses.
Chino is pressed up against the cage. Trager has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Chino down to the mat. Chino avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Alpha Chino has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Trager.

Chino takes the fight into the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chino throws a knee to the head but misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Chino throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alpha Chino had his way with Alex Trager in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!



Chino darts in and clinches Trager up against the cage.
Chino landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Chino working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Chino lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Trager backwards.
Chino is pushing Trager up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Chino for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
With the fighters up against the cage, Chino throws an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Chino.
Chino lands a shot to the body.
Chino trying to land knees to the body.
Trager has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Chino avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Chino prevents the takedown attempt.
Trager is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Trager avoids the elbow strike from Chino, against the cage.
Trager looking for a takedown.
Alpha Chino has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Trager.
Chino with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Chino.
Chino tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Trager's elbow.
Chino creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Trager's defenses.
Alpha Chino is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trager is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Chino gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Trager tries for a takedown. No joy.
Trager has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Chino avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Trager has Chino pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Chino manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chino creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chino with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Chino misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hook to the body lands for Chino.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Trager avoids the elbow strike from Chino, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Chino as the two fighters clinch.
Alex Trager has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Chino working the clinch nicely. Trager is working for position but Chino cracks him with a big knee to the head! Trager crumples up against the cage and Chino lands two more shots before the ref can save Trager! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Alpha Chino!
Alpha Chino retains his welterweight title!
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Main event

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Damien Quincy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quincy comes into the arena with Requiem for a Dream blaring out of the sound system. Damien Quincy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Eric Cartman's chin.



178 cm
27
157 lbs
18 - 14 - 0
165 cm
24
150 lbs
13 - 5 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Damien Quincy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Russell Pearce and Joseph Jones.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Quincy misses with a two punch combination.
Quincy avoids the body shot from Cartman.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Quincy throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Cartman.

Cartman rushes Quincy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Quincy manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Cartman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Quincy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Quincy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Quincy trying to keep a closed guard but Cartman is proving a slippery customer.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Quincy is trying to control the position but Cartman postures up.

Quincy working for a triangle but Cartman defends it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws and elbow that misses. Quincy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cartman's guard. Nice move by Quincy!
Quincy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartman swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Quincy sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Cartman utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Quincy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Quincy postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Cartman is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Quincy, into his guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cartman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Quincy is trying to control the position but Cartman postures up.

Quincy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman thows a big elbow that misses.
Cartman thows a big elbow that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cartman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Quincy looking for a sweep. Not yet Quincy, not yet.
Cartman throws a big right hand that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quincy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Quincy has wrist control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.

Quincy is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Quincy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Cartman is working Quincy over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman thows a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Quincy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Quincy doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Quincy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Quincy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Quincy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Quincy has wrist control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quincy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Quincy is trying to keep Cartman in close.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cartman trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Quincy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Quincy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cartman.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing.
Quincy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Cartman avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Damien Quincy will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Quincy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Quincy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Quincy.
Quincy thuds a left hand into Cartman's body.
Cartman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Quincy.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Quincy moved out of range nicely.
Cartman swings for the body but Quincy moves out of range.
Cartman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Cartman lands an overhand right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cartman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Quincy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Quincy slips under a jab from Cartman.
Quincy thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Quincy jabs at Cartman's body.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Quincy circles away.
Quincy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Quincy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Cartman swings for the body but Quincy moves out of range.
Quincy swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Quincy counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Quincy moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Quincy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Quincy saw that one coming.
Cartman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Cartman swinging wildly here.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Quincy scores with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman tries to bum rush Quincy with a series of wild strikes but Quincy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Quincy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Quincy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
and Quincy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Quincy throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Quincy slips the punch.
Cartman lands a slapping body shot.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Quincy circles away quickly and effectively.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Quincy moved out of range nicely.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Some bone on bone action there as Quincy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cartman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cartman there as he acknowledges the shot.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Quincy.
Cartman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Damien Quincy is winning the standup battle so far.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Quincy is just out of range.
Quincy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cartman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cartman misses with a hook. Quincy ducked under it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nice defenses there by Quincy.
Quincy stuns Cartman with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cartman misses with a looping right.

Cartman rushes Quincy and presses him up against the cage.

Quincy drags the fight down to the ground.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Quincy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cartman defends well.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Quincy is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Quincy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cartman's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Damien Quincy will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Quincy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Quincy ducks down to avoid it.
Quincy tries to close the distance and clinch but Cartman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Quincy throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Quincy ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman throws a lazy uppercut
and Quincy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Quincy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Quincy moves out of range.
Quincy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Cartman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Quincy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Quincy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Cartman has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Quincy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Quincy gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cartman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Quincy fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Damien Quincy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Quincy.
Cartman tries to clinch but Quincy is having none of it.
Quincy thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman throws an off balance right hand
and Quincy counters with a nice body shot.

Quincy feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Quincy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Quincy content to stall in guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quincy passes Cartman's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Quincy wants to take a breather but Cartman is having none of it.
Quincy sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cartman defending well though.
Quincy wants to pass the guard but Cartman is defending well.
Quincy has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is trying to stand up.
Cartman tries to buck Quincy off but Quincy takes his back!
Cartman is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Quincy off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.

Cartman preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Quincy.

Quincy is persistently looking for the submission but Cartman is defending it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quincy trying to control momentarily.
Quincy throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.

Quincy working for a choke but Cartman is defending well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Quincy is looking for the choke from the back position but Cartman is controlling his hands well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Damien Quincy clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Cartman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Quincy misses with a straight right.
Cartman scores with a jab. Quincy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Quincy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Quincy swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand

and Quincy counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Quincy is struggling to control the position.
Cartman drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Quincy is trying to stall.
Quincy prevents a takedown attempt there.
Cartman is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Quincy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Damien Quincy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman can't get the takedown.
Cartman has Quincy pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Quincy manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Cartman is working for takedown but Quincy is calmly controlling the position for now.
Cartman has Quincy pressed against the cage, preventing Quincy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartman is working for takedown but Quincy is calmly controlling the position for now.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

Quincy is trying to trip Cartman. He has hold of a leg but Cartman is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Quincy persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Quincy trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quincy looking to pass the guard.
Quincy trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

We're going to have a standup here because Damien Quincy wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Quincy's head but Quincy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Quincy avoids it well.

Quincy has managed to clinch.
Cartman tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cartman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Quincy pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Cartman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Quincy fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Quincy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Cartman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Quincy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Quincy takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Quincy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Quincy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cartman at a distance.
Quincy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Cartman. Those never looked like landing.
Cartman misses with a right hand
and Quincy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cartman takes a swing at Quincy's ribcage but misses.
Cartman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Quincy fails to land the takedown.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Quincy clinches.
Quincy is working for takedown but Cartman is calmly controlling the position for now.
Quincy gets underhooks to prevent Cartman's takedown attempt.

Quincy breaks from the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters circle momentarily. Quincy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Quincy scores with a jab. Cartman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Quincy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Damien Quincy had his way with Eric Cartman in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Cartman takes a swing at Quincy's ribcage but misses.
Donk. Cartman catches Quincy right on the button with a cross.
Cartman scores with a three punch combo!
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Quincy slips a straight right by Cartman.
Cartman throws a hook but Quincy blocks it.
Quincy swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Quincy cracks Cartman with an open hand slap.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Quincy's shoulder, as Quincy tries to avoid the shot.
Quincy tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Cartman swivels and escapes.
Quincy moves out of range of the strikes.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A lazy left from Quincy finds it's target.
Quincy takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Cartman takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Quincy looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman tests Quincy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Quincy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Quincy slips the punch.
Jab, jab by Quincy - just one landing.
Quincy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Quincy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Quincy manages to avoid it.
Quincy throws a hook but Cartman avoids it easily.
Quincy ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Quincy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Some wild striking there from Quincy.
Cartman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Quincy is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Quincy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Quincy's shoulder, as Quincy tries to avoid the shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quincy looks to land a combination but Cartman avoids it well.
Quincy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Damien Quincy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That kick from Cartman tenderised Quincy's leg. Quincy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Quincy shoots in looking for a takedown. Cartman tries to sprawl out of it but Quincy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cartman manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Horrible takedown by Quincy or perhaps it was just good defense by Cartman which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Damien Quincy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Quincy misses with the combination.
Quincy misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quincy moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman dips to his left and cracks Quincy with an uppercut!
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Quincy throws a good cross that connects.
Cartman connects with the punch.
Cartman lands a nice hook to Quincy's body. Quincy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Quincy lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cartman tries to clinch up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Quincy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 49:46
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 49:48
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Damien Quincy!

Damien Quincy retains his featherweight title!
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