TIP 2 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Derek Watt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felipe Pacquiao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Watt
vs
Pacquiao

170 cm
22
146 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

165 cm
18
135 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Dangerous GnP
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Derek Watt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Felipe Pacquiao!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pacquiao throws a right and a left that both miss.
Watt lands a head kick. Pacquiao smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Felipe Pacquiao has been cut.
Pacquiao shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Watt but Watt pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Watt lands with a shot to the body.
Watt keeps Pacquiao at a distance using the push kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Watt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Derek Watt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pacquiao takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Pacquiao with a poor takedown
and Watt counters with a nice body kick.
Pacquiao looks gassed!
Pacquiao misses with a takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Derek Watt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Felipe Pacquiao.
A shot to the liver by Watt. Beautiful body shot.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Watt throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Pacquiao is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Derek Watt!

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Murray Esson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Stanford (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jake Stanford is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Esson
vs
Stanford

174 cm
22
156 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

186 cm
23
155 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Murray Esson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jake Stanford!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Esson tries to land a front kick but Stanford steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Stanford fails with the takedown

and Esson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Stanford wants to sweep here but Esson controlling him for the moment.
Esson connects with a couple of short punches.

Esson drops back, looking for a kneebar! Stanford looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Stanford looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Stanford!
Esson is trying to control Stanford's posture but Stanford avoids it.
Esson manages to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Esson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Stanford throws a strike but Esson avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Esson controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Esson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Stanford lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Esson lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Stanford!
Esson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Stanford is looking to get to half guard.
Esson with the ground and pound from mount.
Stanford tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Esson trying to control but Stanford is having none of it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stanford is desperately trying to improve his position but Esson has a good base and remains in mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Esson is landing with some decent strikes but Stanford is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Esson working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Esson looking to secure an arm triangle but Stanford defends it well.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Esson pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

Stanford is rocked!

It looks like Jake Stanford has been cut.

Esson looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Stanford is still in real trouble! Can Esson finish him?
Esson drops a big elbow. That's hurt Stanford! More shots from Esson and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Murray Esson!

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C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
84%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karakteri Praktika (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Karakteri Praktika was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Diaz
vs
Praktika

225 cm
25
180 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

195 cm
23
180 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nick Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Karakteri Praktika!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Praktika throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Diaz doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Praktika counters with a nice leg kick.
Diaz takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Diaz gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Praktika counters with a good low kick that Diaz was not able to check.
Diaz has his takedown stuffed
and Praktika counters with a nice kick to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nick Diaz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Praktika lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Diaz misses with a takedown
and Praktika counters with an outside leg kick.
Diaz with a lazy takedown attempt
and Praktika counters with a leg kick.
Praktika thumps Diaz with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Praktika throws a sloppy head kick and Diaz moves out of range easily.
Diaz misses with a takedown attempt
and Praktika counters with an inside leg kick.
Diaz is breathing heavily.
Diaz misses with a takedown
and Praktika counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Diaz misses with a takedown attempt
and Praktika counters with a right hand to the body.
Praktika scoring well with a low kick there.
Praktika lands a head kick. Diaz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Nick Diaz has been cut.
Diaz tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Praktika.
Praktika scores with a head kick.
Nick Diaz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diaz fails with the takedown
and Praktika counters with a slapping leg kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Diaz. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Praktika. Beautiful body shot.
Praktika lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diaz takes a kick to the side of the head.

Diaz is rocked!
Praktika throws a powerful right kick. Diaz tried to block low but the kick was high! Diaz was taken right off of his feet! Praktika jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Karakteri Praktika!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
64%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Barry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Good Day (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Day comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hifana - Wamono kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Good Day has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Patrick Barry's chin.

Barry
vs
Day

186 cm
22
215 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

171 cm
28
160 lbs
18 - 8 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Big right hand

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Patrick Barry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Good Day!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barry tries for a takedown but Day circles away easily
and Barry takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Day closes the distance and pushes Barry back into the cage.
Barry takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Patrick Barry has been cut.
Day pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Day.
Day lands a nice elbow.

Day manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Barry trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Day lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Barry!
Barry wants to control but Day is having none of it.
Barry on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Barry tries to get out of the position.
Day dominating with strikes here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Barry tries to hold on but Day postures up.
Barry tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barry really wants to buck Day off and get back to his feet.
Barry taking shots to the head.
Day lands a big shot to the head and Barry winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Good Day!

C
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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
64%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Batman Bin Suparman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Black is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Teddybears - Cobrastyle. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Bin Suparman
vs
Black

180 cm
28
190 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

185 cm
27
215 lbs
22 - 12 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire
Hashed Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Batman Bin Suparman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike Black!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bin Suparman looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Bin Suparman is controlling the pace.
Bin Suparman is trying to control the action in half guard but Black is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Black is trying to stand.

That's one minute gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Batman Bin Suparman wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Bin Suparman shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Black as he avoids it easily.
Bin Suparman fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

Black darts in and clinches Bin Suparman up against the cage.
Bin Suparman wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Batman Bin Suparman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Black is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bin Suparman is keeping busy.
Black lands a hook that snaps the head of Bin Suparman backwards.
Bin Suparman is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Black gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
A short uppercut from Black.
Black swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bin Suparman drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bin Suparman wants a takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Suparman goes for a takedown attempt but Black pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Bin Suparman looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Black slaps away a takedown attempt from Bin Suparman, before circling back to the center of the mat.

Black closes the distance and clinches.
Black's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Black swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bin Suparman wants a takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Black is leaning against Bin Suparman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Black scores with a shoulder strike.
Black gets through Bin Suparman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bin Suparman is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Black is defending well.
Bin Suparman goes for a takedown attempt but Black pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Black shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Black looks gassed!
Black tries to stand and escape but Bin Suparman is controlling the position.
Black is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Bin Suparman is looking to control Black's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bin Suparman avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Black wants to stand up but Bin Suparman is controlling the position.
Bin Suparman keeping control of the position.
Bin Suparman wants to control but Black is keeping busy.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Bin Suparman is trying to get back to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bin Suparman trying to hold on to Black's head to control him but Black postures up.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Batman Bin Suparman just wasn't active enough.
Bin Suparman shoots in looking for a takedown. Black tries to sprawl out of it but Bin Suparman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Black manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Nice sprawl there from Black as Bin Suparman shoots in.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Black dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Bin Suparman shoots in but Black avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bin Suparman looks for a takedown but Black sprawls well.

Black shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Black was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Bin Suparman keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Bin Suparman is working hard here to advance position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Black stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.

Black closes the distance and pushes Bin Suparman back into the cage.
Black is breathing heavily.
Black gets through Bin Suparman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bin Suparman blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Suparman wants to take the fight to the mat but Black manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Batman Bin Suparman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Black lands with a right to the head.
Bin Suparman can't get the takedown.
Bin Suparman is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Black is defending well.
Black tries to work over Bin Suparman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Black pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bin Suparman changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Black tries to avoid it but Bin Suparman manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Black to the ground. Black escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Black drives through with a takedown into guard.

Black stands up from Bin Suparman's guard - Black perhaps looking for a knockout.
Bin Suparman tries for a takedown but Black sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bin Suparman looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Black is fending him off so far but Bin Suparman persists. Nope, Black circles away and we're back to standing.

Black closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Bin Suparman to the mat! Bin Suparman manages to get full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Black stands up and waves to Bin Suparman to follow him.
Bin Suparman shoots in and drives through. Black sprawls well.
Mike Black seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Black forces Bin Suparman back against the cage and clinches.
Bin Suparman tries for a takedown but Black manages to get underhooks.

Black breaks the clinch.

Black clinches up against the cage.
Black swings wildly with an uppercut but Bin Suparman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Black misses with some punches.
Bin Suparman blocking some punches.
Bin Suparman is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Black gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Black tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bin Suparman is looking for a takedown.
Bin Suparman has Black pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Black manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Black lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Black manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Bin Suparman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Black pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Bin Suparman has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Black after a bit of a struggle.

Black breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bin Suparman is trying hard to land a takedown here. Black sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Black instigates a clinch.
Black effectively controlling the action here.
Black scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin Suparman goes for a takedown in the clinch but Black prevents it.
Bin Suparman drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bin Suparman takes a shot to the head.
Black lands a shoulder strike.
Bin Suparman is looking for a takedown.
Black just leaning against Bin Suparman, taking a breather.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Black lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bin Suparman has Black pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Black manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Black prevents a takedown attempt there.
A shot in the inside from Black.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Black showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Black has closed the distance and engaged Bin Suparman in a clinch.
Bin Suparman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Black fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Black moves into the clinch.
Black dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Bin Suparman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Black fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Black shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Bin Suparman manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Black tries to stand but Bin Suparman is controlling from the bottom.
Black takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bin Suparman not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Suparman wants to sweep here but Black controlling him for the moment.
Bin Suparman is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Bin Suparman is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bin Suparman is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Black is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

We're going to have a standup here because Batman Bin Suparman wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bin Suparman is defended easily by Black.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Batman Bin Suparman. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Black clinches with his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Black is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Black lands an uppercut.
Black lands a left hand.

Black breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bin Suparman has a takedown stuffed.

Black shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Bin Suparman manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Bin Suparman looking for a sweep. Not yet Bin Suparman, not yet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Black gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Black breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Black stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Black wants it to stay on the feet.

Black closes the distance and pushes Bin Suparman back into the cage.
Black scores with a nice hook to the head.

Black escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Black leaves Bin Suparman with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Black drives through and clinches with Bin Suparman against the cage.
Bin Suparman is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bin Suparman is looking to take this one to the mat.
A nice right hand lands inside from Black.
Bin Suparman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Black pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Black lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Black scores with a shoulder strike.
Black lands a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Black stalls.
Black tries to work over Bin Suparman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bin Suparman tries to score a body lock takedown but Black shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Mike Black seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bin Suparman can't get the takedown.
Black stalling.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bin Suparman blocks a body shot from Black.
Black tries to work over Bin Suparman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bin Suparman tries for a takedown but Black manages to get underhooks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Black lands with a left to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Black.
Batman Bin Suparman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mike Black is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Bin Suparman is looking for a takedown.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Black comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Black has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Black!
Mike Black decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
66%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bomber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sak Mai Dik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomber comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. The key to victory for Billy Bomber has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Bomber
vs
Mai Dik

175 cm
23
142 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

170 cm
19
140 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Bomber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sak Mai Dik!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dik.
Dik fails with an attempt to clinch.

Dik gets a takedown into half guard.
Bomber is trying to stand up here but Dik is controlling him well.
Bomber wants to control but Dik is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Bomber preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

Bomber makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Bomber scores with a body shot.
Nice takedown defense from Bomber. No joy for Dik on that attempt.
Bomber goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomber.
Dik has his takedown stuffed
and Bomber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Billy Bomber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sak Mai Dik.
Bomber fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dik has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dik looks for a takedown but Bomber sprawls well.
Bomber thuds his shin into the meat of Dik's side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dik shoots in but Bomber avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bomber.
Bomber lands with a nice body punch.
Dik has his takedown stuffed
and Bomber counters with a thumping low kick.
Dik looks gassed!
Bomber lands with a good body shot.
Bomber pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dik back to the cage. Bomber follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Bomber lands a jab-cross combination.
Bomber lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dik takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice uppercut there from Bomber.
Dik fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bomber avoids it really well and circles away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bomber.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber clobbers Dik with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Billy Bomber is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dik shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bomber but Bomber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bomber tests Dik's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bomber scores with a jab. Dik acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bomber feints and then cracks Dik's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dik down.
Dik takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bomber lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bomber ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bomber moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bomber lands with a nice body punch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bomber.
Dik fails with the takedown
and Bomber counters with a nice body kick.
Bomber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dik.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bomber.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomber throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bomber.
Dik takes one to the chin there.
Bomber connects with an inside leg kick.
Bomber throws a head kick that half lands.
Bomber jabs Dik to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bomber bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Dik on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bomber. Bomber obviously looking to wear him down.
Dik has a takedown stuffed.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bomber lands a leg kick that knocks Dik off balance momentarily.
Bomber lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bomber cracks Dik with a good jab.
Bomber looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bomber feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dik's calf.
Dik walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bomber.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dik has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bomber.
Bomber with a jab.
Good leg kick by Bomber there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bomber looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dik fails to land the takedown.
Bomber is looking to slow Dik down with leg kicks.
Bomber lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dik's sensitive parts.
Dik with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bomber connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dik looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bomber throws a nice head kick!
Bomber displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bomber lands with an uppercut that bounces Dik off the cage and back into range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dik takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dik stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bomber.
Dik tries to score with a low kick but Bomber moves his leg out of the way.
Bomber throws a head kick that Dik semi-blocks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Bomber dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dik takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bomber scores with a nice body kick.
Bomber lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bomber throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bomber comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bomber slaps away a takedown attempt from Dik, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Sak Mai Dik is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bomber uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dik has time to react.
Bomber plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dik fails with the takedown
and Bomber counters with an inside leg kick.
Dik closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dik is breathing heavily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dik is defended easily by Bomber.
Billy Bomber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sak Mai Dik.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bomber, right into the meat.
Bomber lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dik takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bomber is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dik can do to turn this around?
Crunch! Bomber slams his shin into Dik's torso.
Billy Bomber is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice body punch from Bomber.
Bomber throws a shot to the body.
Bomber feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dik's calf.
Bomber lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dik will feel that in the morning.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bomber, right into the meat.
Dik has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bomber.
Bomber throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dik on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dik on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bomber thumps Dik with a low kick.
Bomber stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dik takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bomber stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bomber is looking to slow Dik down with leg kicks.
Dik fails to land the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber scores with a three punch combo!
A good leg kick by Bomber.
Dik takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dik has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bomber chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bomber scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bomber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dik.
Bomber feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dik's calf.
Bomber lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dik's sensitive parts.
Bomber throws a shot to the body.
Bomber dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dik. That did some damage!
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomber.
Bomber lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bomber.
Bomber shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Dik eats them both and turns towards Bomber to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Bomber looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomber.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dik takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bomber moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bomber throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dik.
Dik stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bomber.
Bomber uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dik has time to react.
Bomber scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dik fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bomber avoids it really well and circles away.
Dik chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bomber can pounce on him.
Nice uppercut lands for Bomber. That snapped Dik's head back.
Bomber stuffs the takedown.
Dik's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bomber ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bomber throws a leg kick which misses Dik's front leg but catches the back leg as Dik tries to avoid it.
Dik tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bomber pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dik back to the cage. Bomber follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Dik takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bomber.
Dik takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bomber scores with a hook to the body. Dik takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dik takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dik takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bomber connects with a solid leg kick.
Dik chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bomber can pounce on him.
Bomber scores with a head kick.
Dik throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bomber's waist but Bomber gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dik off to one side.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomber.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomber lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bomber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dik.
Bomber scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Bomber dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

A nice inside leg kick there by Bomber. That's going to slow Dik down.
Dik shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Bomber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dik tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bomber swivels and escapes.
An inside leg kick lands from Bomber.
Dik takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bomber lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dik takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bomber lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bomber blocks a low kick nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bomber.
Dik tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bomber chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bomber closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Dik takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dik takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dik with a poor takedown
and Bomber counters with a straight right hand.
Billy Bomber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sak Mai Dik.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomber connects with a nice looking jab.
A lazy left from Bomber finds it's target.
Bomber lands with a hook. Dik tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bomber lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Dik is rocked!
Bomber checks the leg kick.
Dik is still on wobbly legs! Can Bomber finish him?
Dik fails with a takedown attempt.
Dik seems to have recovered his senses.
Dik takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dik takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bomber lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bomber scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dik shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bomber sprawls well. Bomber wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dik gets slowly back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dik sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Sak Mai Dik has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bomber fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bomber throws a front kick that sends Dik stumbling back into the cage.
Dik closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bomber stuns Dik with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sak Mai Dik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dik shoots and misses
and Bomber counters with a good low kick that Dik was not able to check.
Bomber scores with a body shot.
Bomber throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dik on the side of the head.
Bomber thumps Dik with a low kick.
Bomber with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bomber throws a quick inside leg kick.

Dik shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Dik was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bomber trying desperately to get to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dik throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dik with good strikes from the mount here!
Bomber tries to buck Dik off but he can't manage it.
Bomber prevents any damage by holding on tight.

Bomber bucks up and throws Dik to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!
Bomber scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dik doesn't seem bothered though.
Dik with a poor takedown
and Bomber counters with a good low kick that Dik was not able to check.
Dik tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dik with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bomber to score with a decent uppercut.
Dik takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bomber scores with a kick to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomber.
Dik has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bomber.
Nice body kick from Bomber.

Dik gets a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dik is looking for a takedown.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bomber gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dik.

Bomber breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dik misses with a takedown attempt
and Bomber counters with a nice leg kick.
Bomber lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dik's sensitive parts.
A head kick from Bomber lands but Dik takes it in his stride.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dik.
Bomber ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomber connects with a leg kick. Dik looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bomber, right into the meat.
Bomber lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dik backs up against the cage.
Dik throws a leg kick
and Bomber counters with a low kick, right behind Dik 's knee.

And that's the end of the fight!
Billy Bomber showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bomber, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Billy Bomber!
In his post fight interview, Billy Bomber gave a big smile as he said 'Gag on my cock teen-whore, you fucking bitch'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robert Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roy Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Johnson
vs
Brown

194 cm
20
274 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

190 cm
18
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Robert Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Roy Brown!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johnson moves away.
Johnson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brown looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johnson moves away.
Johnson shoots for a takedown but Brown saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Brown connects with a good right hand that stumbles Johnson. Johnson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nice body punch from Brown.
Johnson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Brown avoids it really well and circles away.
Brown scores with a decent looking hook.
Johnson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brown dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown connects with a body shot that sends Johnson's belly button to the back.
Brown misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Johnson.
Johnson slips a jab from Brown.
A telegraphed right hand from Brown misses the target.
Brown's corner calls for a 1-2. Brown obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Johnson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Brown.
A leg kick checked by Brown.
Johnson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fighters circling - Brown throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Johnson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robert Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown looks to throw the jab but Johnson is out of range.
Brown thows a body shot but no joy.
Johnson takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Brown lands a really nice looking cross but Johnson seems unphased.

Brown gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Johnson trying to control the position from guard on top but Brown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Johnson slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Johnson postures up in Brown's guard and throws a big left but Brown blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson tries to free his leg and advance position but Brown is retaining full guard.
Johnson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Johnson thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Brown preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Johnson pushing down on Brown's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Brown keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Brown can do anything to dispel that myth.
Brown looks gassed!
Well, if Johnson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Johnson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Brown doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Johnson.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Johnson has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Johnson controlling the pace for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Johnson dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Brown uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Brown lands with a right hand.
Brown swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brown is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Johnson.
Brown misses with an uppercut. Johnson saw that one coming.
Robert Johnson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Brown lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Brown connects with a body shot that sends Johnson's belly button to the back.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Johnson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Johnson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Brown is trying to break free.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Johnson takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Brown is pressed up against the cage. Johnson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Brown down to the mat. Brown avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Brown with a nice cross.
Brown misses with a body shot.
Brown throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johnson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Johnson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Brown defends it nicely.
Roy Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Johnson with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robert Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Johnson ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Brown clobbers Johnson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Brown looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Brown sizes up Johnson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Brown misses with an uppercut. Johnson saw that one coming.
Brown digs a good body shot into Johnson's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown throws a jab when Johnson was well out of range.
Johnson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jab by Brown.

Johnson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Johnson content to control rather than advance.
Brown wants to get back to full guard.
Brown is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson throwing shots but Brown is blocking nicely.

Johnson in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Brown tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Johnson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Robert Johnson!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
26%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Johnsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fuckwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to call to prayer. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fuckwell
vs
Johnsson

191 cm
23
194 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

180 cm
22
201 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Johnsson!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fuckwell's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Fuckwell duly obliges.
Johnsson walks into a stiff left hand from Fuckwell.
Johnsson takes a body punch but keeps moving.

Johnsson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fuckwell, pushing him back against the cage.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Fuckwell manages to break the clinch.
Johnsson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice defenses there by Johnsson.
Johnsson tries to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Jab from Fuckwell.
A left and a right from Fuckwell both land. Nice combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckwell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Johnsson.
Johnsson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fuckwell counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnsson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Good exchange - Fuckwell coming out on top.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but Johnsson avoids it.
Fuckwell scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Johnsson lands a head kick!

It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Johnsson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt
and Fuckwell counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fuckwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Fuckwell does it's job there.
John Johnsson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnsson fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson closes the distance but Fuckwell moves to the side
and Fuckwell counters with a right hand to the body.
Johnsson closes the distance but Fuckwell moves to the side
and Fuckwell cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Johnsson is looking to clinch but Fuckwell is avoiding it.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Johnsson moves out of range.

Johnsson forces Fuckwell back against the cage and clinches.
Fuckwell is trying to break the clinch but Johnsson is controlling him.
Johnsson trying to stall but Fuckwell improves his position.
Fuckwell blocks an elbow strike from Johnsson.

Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Johnsson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fuckwell scores with a jab.
Fuckwell is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Johnsson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Johnsson fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Johnsson with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fuckwell to score with a decent uppercut.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Johnsson has taken the fight to the clinch.

Fuckwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Johnsson closes the distance but Fuckwell moves to the side
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.

Fuckwell gets tackled into the cage by Johnsson. Johnsson maintains the clinch.

Fuckwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Johnsson wants to clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Fuckwell as he connects with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson wants to clinch but Fuckwell slips to the side
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell lands a jab to the head.
Fuckwell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fuckwell lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Johnsson circles away quickly and effectively.
Johnsson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell misses with a hook

and Johnsson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Fuckwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Johnsson has him pressed against the cage.
Johnsson effectively controlling the action here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
That's time! Fuckwell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Johnsson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fuckwell counters with a nice body shot.
Johnsson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Johnsson wants to clinch up but Fuckwell keeps it at a distance.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Fuckwell scores with a decent looking hook.
Fuckwell catches Johnsson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Johnsson looks to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with an outside leg kick.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves away
and Fuckwell counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Johnsson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Johnsson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Fuckwell counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A clash of legs there as Johnsson blocks the low kick.
Johnsson closes the distance but Fuckwell moves to the side
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnsson wants to clinch
and Johnsson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circling - Johnsson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Johnsson tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves out of range.

Fuckwell gets tackled into the cage by Johnsson. Johnsson maintains the clinch.
Fuckwell blocks an elbow strike.
A frustrated look appears on Fuckwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fuckwell tries to break free but Johnsson pushes him back against the cage.
Johnsson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Johnsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch but Johnsson keeps him there for the moment.
Fuckwell makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fuckwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Johnsson has him pressed against the cage.
Fuckwell lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fuckwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Johnsson has him pressed against the cage.
Johnsson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fuckwells head.
Johnsson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fuckwell wants to break free but Johnsson has control.
Johnsson throws an elbow but it misses.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fuckwell tries to break free but Johnsson pushes him back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckwell tries to break the clinch but Johnsson is controlling the position.
A frustrated look appears on Fuckwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fuckwell wants to break the clinch but can't.
Fuckwell throws a head punch that misses.
Johnsson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fuckwell working hard to break the clinch.
Johnsson stalling in the clinch.
Fuckwell is trying to force a seperation but Johnsson has the dominant position.
Johnsson lands a nice elbow.
Johnsson lands an elbow inside that Fuckwell shrugs off.

Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut is getting worse.
Fuckwell wants to break the clinch but can't.
Johnsson trying to control the position but instead, Fuckwell has worked for underhooks and has pushed Johnsson into the cage.
Johnsson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell works over Johnsson's head and body with a nice combination.
John Johnsson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Johnsson walks into a left hand.
Fuckwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Fuckwell loads up on a big right hand but Johnsson slips the punch.
Johnsson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Johnsson tries to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Johnsson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fuckwell throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Johnsson on the side of the head.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Fuckwell misses.
Johnsson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuckwell. Fuckwell obviously looking to wear him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Johnsson closes the distance and clinches.
Fuckwell wants to get back to striking at distance but Johnsson won't allow it.
Johnsson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fuckwell's efforts to push away.
Fuckwell blocks a body shot from Johnsson.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch but Johnsson keeps him there for the moment.
Fuckwell tries to circle away but Johnsson has him pinned against the cage.
Johnsson throws an elbow that misses.
Johnsson misses with a knee strike.
Johnsson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell is trying to break the clinch but Johnsson has him pressed against the cage.
Johnsson tries to land a knee to the head but Fuckwell blocks with his arms.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fuckwell.

Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Johnsson's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Johnsson moves forwards but Fuckwell connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell is having none of it.
Johnsson moves to clinch but Fuckwell breaks away
and Fuckwell counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fuckwell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Johnsson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fuckwell keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Johnsson wants to clinch.
Fuckwell lands a jab to the nose.
Fuckwell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Johnsson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Johnsson moves to clinch but Fuckwell breaks away
and Fuckwell counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnsson moves to clinch but Fuckwell breaks away
and Fuckwell cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Johnsson throws a series of punches but Fuckwell avoids them all with ease.
Fuckwell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Johnsson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuckwell connects with a jab.
Johnsson tries to clinch there but Fuckwell circles away.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves away
and Fuckwell counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fuckwell sizes up Johnsson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Johnsson wants to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves away
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch

and Fuckwell counters with a head kick that drops Johnsson to the mat! Johnsson scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Johnsson is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut. Johnsson saw that one coming.
Johnsson tries to clinch up but Fuckwell circles away and keeps his distance.
Johnsson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Johnsson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell is having none of it.
Johnsson doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuckwell circles away.
Fuckwell cracks Johnsson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fuckwell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Johnsson can do to turn this around?
Johnsson wants to clinch.
Fuckwell thuds his right hand into Johnsson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Johnsson tries to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a two punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Johnsson is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckwell finish him?
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell is having none of it.
Fuckwell misses with a hook. Johnsson ducked under it nicely.
Johnsson seems to have recovered his senses.
Johnsson moves to clinch but Fuckwell breaks away
letting Fuckwell counter with a right hand.
Johnsson throws a right and a left that Fuckwell avoids nicely.
Fuckwell lands a right hook to the body.
Johnsson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fuckwell scores with a decent looking hook.
Johnsson moves in looking to clinch but Fuckwell pushes him off.
Johnsson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fuckwell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with a double jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell scores with the left hand. Johnsson knows he should have avoided that one.
Johnsson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Fuckwell counter with a right hand.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch
and Johnsson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johnsson moves in looking to clinch but Fuckwell pushes him off.
Johnsson wants to clinch up but Fuckwell keeps it at a distance.
Fuckwell tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Johnsson tries to clinch up
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyeonly Fuckwell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fuckwell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyeonly Fuckwell!
In his post fight interview, Eyeonly Fuckwell gave a big smile as he said 'Know this brothers, for every infidel child you kill, you get an extra virgin in heaven'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
97%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sling Shot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Shot
vs
Thomas

185 cm
29
220 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

175 cm
23
205 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sling Shot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Thomas!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shot throws a wild body kick that Thomas sees coming a mile off.
Shot throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Shot pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Thomas shoots for a takedown but Shot saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Thomas takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thomas blocks a head kick by Shot.
A head kick from Shot lands but Thomas takes it in his stride.

It looks like John Thomas has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shot delivers a nice body kick.
Thomas looks gassed!
Look low, kick high! Shot uses the oldest trick in the book to send Thomas tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Shot is absolutely delighted - when Thomas wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sling Shot!
Sling Shot was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.