TMMA: Back alley Brawl PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Nipple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frog Eyes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Nipple
vs
Eyes

192 cm
29
275 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

190 cm
21
250 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hairy Nipple!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Frog Eyes!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nipple shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Nipple was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Nipple content just to control the position here.

Nipple looking to secure an arm triangle but Eyes defends it well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Eyes wants to try and get back to his feet.
Nipple controlling his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Hairy Nipple wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Nipple blocks a jab.
Nipple takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Eyes pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eyes tries to clinch there but Nipple circles away.
Nipple uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Eyes.

Nipple shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Eyes napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Eyes gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Nipple sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
This has been an exciting period of action!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Hairy Nipple has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.

Nipple scores with a takedown into Eyes's guard.
Eyes can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Nipple controls the pace.
Nipple is pushing down on Eyes's leg trying to pass to half guard. Eyes is fighting to maintain full guard but Nipple has managed to sneak the leg through.
Eyes really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Nipple. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Eyes is in trouble now - Nipple has advanced to mount!
Nipple controlling from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

We're going to have a standup here because Hairy Nipple wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Nipple slips under a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hairy Nipple dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Eyes throws a series of punches but Nipple moves out of range.
A jab from Eyes misses.
Eyes throws a low kick, looking for Nipple's leg but Nipple calmly moves out of range.
Eyes throws a sloppy head kick and Nipple moves out of range easily.
Eyes pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nipple is out of range and Eyes settles back down.
Eyes feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Nipple's calf.

Nipple gets a double leg takedown into Eyes's guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Eyes is wriggling around but Nipple manages to pass to half guard.
Nipple controlling the pace.
Nipple uses his free foot to push down on Eyes's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Eyes.
Nipple sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eyes is breathing heavily.
Nipple's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

Eyes is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Nipple locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Eyes is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Hairy Nipple!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
75%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alvaro Ibanez Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Wayne has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Alvaro Ibanez Santos's chin.

Ibanez Santos
vs
Wayne

191 cm
28
266 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

200 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Wolfpack Blood Labs Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alvaro Ibanez Santos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Wayne!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Saam Ante and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Santos scores a takedown into full mount!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Wayne working to try and regain half guard.
Wayne takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

It looks like John Wayne has been cut.
Santos working Wayne over with strikes here.

That has opened up John Wayne's cut even more.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Santos connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

John Wayne's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at John Wayne's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alvaro Ibanez Santos!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Alvaro Ibanez Santos waved his t-shirt featuring Wolfpack Blood Labs Q158-Q155's logo in front of the cameras.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
89%

Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Roberto Kim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wayne Cunningham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roberto Kim is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kim
vs
Cunningham

190 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
193 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155
Fighters First Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Roberto Kim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wayne Cunningham!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kim misses with a straight right.
Cunningham misses with a looping right.
Roberto Kim seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kim looks to score with a jab to the body but Cunningham is just out of range.
Kim throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kim closes the distance and clinches up with Cunningham, looking for a takedown. Kim pushes Cunningham against the ropes but Cunningham circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kim lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Kim.
Sloppy strikes from Kim. Those never looked like landing.
Cunningham keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kim lands the left hand.
Cunningham takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Kim tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cunningham was well out of range. Poor timing from Kim.
Kim looks to land a right hand but Cunningham moved out of range.
Kim with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cunningham wants to clinch up but Kim keeps it at a distance.
Cunningham bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kim misses with a right hand
and Cunningham counters with a straight right hand.
Kim misses with an uppercut.
Cunningham tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Kim to counter with a crisp jab.
Cunningham is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cunningham tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Kim paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cunningham tries to clinch there but Kim circles away.
Kim misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cunningham tries a head kick but it misses.
Kim swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kim just misses with a punch to the body.

Cunningham tries to sprawl but Kim drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Cunningham wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Kim not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kim missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Ground and pound from Kim.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kim lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Cunningham is trying to stand back up but Kim is controlling him
Cunningham won't allow Kim to pass to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cunningham is trying to stand up here but Kim is controlling him well.
Kim landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Kim landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Kim lands strikes from half guard.
Cunningham looks gassed!
Kim is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Kim working Cunningham over with strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kim working the head and body with strikes.
Kim slips a nice elbow through Cunningham's hands, connecting with Cunningham's forehead.

Cunningham is rocked!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kim connects with a nice short shot to Cunningham's temple.
Cunningham is still in real trouble! Can Kim finish him?
Kim is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Kim lands strikes from half guard.
Kim lands a big elbow - Cunningham is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Kim!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roberto Kim!
Roberto Kim took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155 for their support in the buildup to the fight.