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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stromile Farseer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mt Spar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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222 lbs
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215 lbs
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stromile Farseer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mt Spar!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Steve Smith and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spar throws a low kick but Farseer moves out of range easily.
Farseer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Farseer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spar doesn't seem bothered though.
Farseer lands with a cross.
Farseer lands with a straight right. Spar didn't see that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spar on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Farseer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spar on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Spar moves away from the strike by Farseer.
Spar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Farseer is able to avoid easily.
Farseer is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Spar's half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Farseer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Farseer perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farseer is trying for a kimura here. Spar looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Farseer wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Stromile Farseer!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Vitor Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ash Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Excellent boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vitor Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ash Thomas!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie missing with a left hand there. Thomas was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thomas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thomas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gracie throws a hook but Thomas blocks it.
Vitor Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gracie shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Thomas is defending against the submission attempts here by Gracie.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gracie is trying to work for a kimura but Thomas is defending well.
Gracie passes the guard and advances to mount!
Gracie has hold of Thomas's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Thomas manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie wants to control the pace but Thomas is squirming around nicely.
Gracie goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Thomas is on top in guard.
Thomas must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Gracie has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Thomas can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Gracie looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Gracie not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Gracie has his feet on Thomas's thighs here. He's pushed Thomas off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Thomas screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Vitor Gracie!
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oil Slick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Bonaparte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slick comes to the cage accompanied by Careful With That Axe Eugene. Napoleon Bonaparte has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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158 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
31 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oil Slick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Napoleon Bonaparte!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Bonaparte misses.
Bonaparte looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bonaparte misses with a low kick.
Good work by Slick as he checks the leg kick.
Slick swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Slick is looking to land body kicks.
Bonaparte on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slick. Slick obviously looking to wear him down.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up
and Slick counters with a low kick, right behind Bonaparte 's knee.
That kick from Slick tenderised Bonaparte's leg. Bonaparte is trying to keep his angry face on.
Slick throws a front kick aimed at Bonaparte's knee but Bonaparte avoids it well.
Bonaparte tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bonaparte throws a head kick that misses.
Slick lands with a kick to the temple. Bonaparte shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Slick lands a leg kick that knocks Bonaparte off balance momentarily.
Slick bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A big left from Bonaparte misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slick misses with a hook.
Slick looks to land a left hand but Bonaparte moved out of range nicely.
Bonaparte misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bonaparte counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bonaparte throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bonaparte, right into the meat.
Bonaparte fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slick is out of range.
Slick stuns Bonaparte with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bonaparte throws a head kick but Slick moves out of range.
Slick swats away the attempt to clinch by Bonaparte.
Bonaparte looks to throw the jab but Slick is out of range.
Slick scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Slick lands strikes from half guard.
Slick throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slick lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Slick throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Slick is pressing down on Bonaparte's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bonaparte is holding on for now.
Slick is trying to control the action in half guard but Bonaparte is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Slick missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bonaparte is doing well to control the position and prevent Slick from advancing to side control.
Slick scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slick trying to control from half guard but Bonaparte is working away.
Slick has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bonaparte has hold of Slick's hands but Slick slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Slick wants to pass to mount but Bonaparte is defending the position.
Slick is nestled in close to Bonaparte, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slick keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Bonaparte is refusing to be controlled, as Slick sits in half guard.
Slick throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Slick prevents Bonaparte from improving his position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slick trying to control from half guard but Bonaparte is working away.
Oil Slick has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Bonaparte scores with a shot to the body.
Slick thows a body shot but no joy.
Bonaparte blocks a head kick by Slick.
Bonaparte wants to clinch.
Bonaparte throws a leg kick but Slick moved away.
Bonaparte uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonaparte closes the distance and pushes Slick back into the cage.
Slick has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Bonaparte uses from the top position.
Slick looking for a guillotine here but Bonaparte defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oil Slick dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A head kick misses from Bonaparte.
Slick throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bonaparte counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slick thows a body shot but no joy.
Bonaparte misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slick fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bonaparte checks it well.
Slick tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bonaparte sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Slick somewhat.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bonaparte!
Bonaparte tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Slick counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bonaparte shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slick throws the kick towards the body but Bonaparte avoids it.
Slick misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Slick lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bonaparte has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bonaparte and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Slick tries a head kick but it misses.
Bonaparte darts in trying to clinch
and Slick counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bonaparte moves out of range as Slick throws a body kick.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Slick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slick thuds his shin into the meat of Bonaparte's side.
Bonaparte scores with a leg kick.
Slick throws a lazy right hand but Bonaparte sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bonaparte.
Slick shoots in for a takedown but Bonaparte shows good takedown defense.
Slick pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bonaparte lands with a thumping leg kick.
Slick tries to land a front kick but Bonaparte steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Slick's head backwards.
Bonaparte throws a sloppy head kick and Slick moves out of range easily.
Bonaparte doesn't manage to clinch there - Slick circles away.
Bonaparte misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slick wants to slow Bonaparte down by chopping away at his legs.
Slick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bonaparte sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slick throws a chopping leg kick but Bonaparte manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nice takedown defense from Bonaparte. No joy for Slick on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oil Slick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bonaparte on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slick. Slick obviously looking to wear him down.
Bonaparte dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Napoleon Bonaparte seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bonaparte looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bonaparte tries to close the distance and clinch but Slick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slick keeps the fight on the outside.
Bonaparte tries to clinch there but Slick circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bonaparte lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slick has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slick and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bonaparte wants to clinch up but Slick keeps it at a distance.
Bonaparte has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bonaparte manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Bonaparte trying to stall but Slick improves his position.
Slick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slick finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Slick. Bonaparte shrugs it off though.
Bonaparte throws a right and a left that Slick avoids nicely.
Slick pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slick misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bonaparte takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Napoleon Bonaparte is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bonaparte is looking to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte thumps Slick with a low kick.
Napoleon Bonaparte seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bonaparte misses with a head kick.
Bonaparte lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bonaparte moves to clinch but Slick breaks away
and Slick counters with a big head kick but Bonaparte shrugs it off.
Slick thows a leg kick but Bonaparte checks it
and Bonaparte counters with an outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slick misses with a few strikes there.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up but Slick circles away and keeps his distance.
Bonaparte feints a jab promting Slick to slip. Bonaparte then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Slick slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
It looks like Oil Slick has been cut.
Bonaparte closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Slick counter with a right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonaparte takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Slick throws a shot from downtown. Bonaparte moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Bonaparte showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Oil Slick's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Slick shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slick gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bonaparte.
Good work by Slick as he checks the leg kick.
Slick throws a head kick that misses.
Slick is looking to land body kicks.
Bonaparte fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bonaparte throws a head kick that misses.
Bonaparte checks a low kick from Slick.
Slick looks to score with a jab to the body but Bonaparte is just out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Slick blocks the leg kick.
Slick tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bonaparte is able to avoid easily.
Bonaparte throws a jab but it's blocked by Slick.
Slick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bonaparte.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slick connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bonaparte.
Slick sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bonaparte connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Slick takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bonaparte takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Good standup being displayed there by Bonaparte as he connects with a hook.
Slick takes a swing at Bonaparte's ribcage but misses.
Bonaparte is looking to clinch but Slick is avoiding it.
Bonaparte tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A bone on bone clash there as Bonaparte blocks the leg kick.
Bonaparte tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bonaparte tries to clinch but Slick moves out of range.
Slick takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slick moves out of range as Bonaparte throws a body kick.
Bonaparte misses with a leg kick.
Slick scores with a head kick. Bonaparte tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bonaparte has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Slick.
Slick swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bonaparte cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slick tries to score with a low kick but Bonaparte moves his leg out of the way.
Bonaparte waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slick.
A head kick from Slick lands but Bonaparte takes it in his stride.
Slick gets tackled into the cage by Bonaparte. Bonaparte maintains the clinch.
Slick jumps guard and drags Bonaparte to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Bonaparte got a little sloppy there for a moment and Slick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bonaparte has managed to get both his arms back between Slick's legs - danger averted.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Slick controls Bonaparte momentarily but Bonaparte frees himself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte trying to control but Slick is working from the bottom.
Bonaparte has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Slick is proving hard to escape from.
Bonaparte sitting in guard, not really doing much.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Napoleon Bonaparte hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Slick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bonaparte manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slick looks to land a body kick but Bonaparte moved away.
Slick tries to score with a low kick but Bonaparte moves his leg out of the way.
Slick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bonaparte manages to avoid it.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up
and Slick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bonaparte.
Slick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte wants to clinch up but Slick keeps it at a distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slick misses with an uppercut. Bonaparte saw that one coming.
Bonaparte misses with a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Bonaparte comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bonaparte has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 28:29
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 28:29
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Bonaparte!
Napoleon Bonaparte gave a mention to Shot in the Arm Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Roll Fizzlebeef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Russo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roll Fizzlebeef has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Roll Fizzlebeef!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ryan Russo!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fizzlebeef uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Russo.
Fizzlebeef lands with a cross.
Fizzlebeef looks to land a left hand but Russo moved out of range nicely.
Fizzlebeef misses with a straight right.
A leg kick checked by Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Russo throws the kick towards the body but Fizzlebeef avoids it.
Russo throws a sloppy head kick and Fizzlebeef moves out of range easily.
A jab from Russo misses.
Fizzlebeef scores with a hook to the body. Russo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fizzlebeef looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Russo blocks a jab.
Fizzlebeef takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Russo walks into a jab.
Fizzlebeef ducks under a wild hook from Russo.
Russo misses with a head kick.
Russo lands a jab to the head.
Russo moves into range and connects with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef's corner calls for a 1-2. Fizzlebeef obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Russo throws a big shot that misses.
A swing and a miss from Fizzlebeef.
Ryan Russo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Russo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fizzlebeef manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Russo is looking to score with low kicks.
Fizzlebeef moves out of range of the body kick from Russo.
Fizzlebeef shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Fizzlebeef showed some decent athleticism there.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Fizzlebeef moves into full mount! Russo won't be happy about that!
Russo is trying to escape the mount.
Russo is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Fizzlebeef with shots to the head and body - Russo looks very uncomfortable down there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fizzlebeef pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Russo is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fizzlebeef postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Russo in real trouble here! The ref calls for Russo to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roll Fizzlebeef!
Our winner, Roll Fizzlebeef, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bret Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bv Rasp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hart comes to the cage accompanied by Vertigo - U2. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Bret Hart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bv Rasp!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rasp feints and as Hart raises his hands in defense, Rasp changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Rasp trying to control but Hart is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rasp stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hart swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hart looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Hart is looking for a triangle but Rasp pushes his legs off easily.
Rasp drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Rasp jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Rasp preventing the sweep.
Hart working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Rasp doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Rasp manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Rasp trying to control but Hart is working from the bottom.
Hart pulls Rasp in close to his closed guard and prevents Rasp from doing any damage or advancing position.
Rasp passes Hart's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Rasp is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart pushes Rasp off and gets back to his feet.
Rasp fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Hart to the ground. Rasp is now in Hart's guard.
Rasp wants to control from the top but Hart keeps moving.
Hart escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Rasp gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hart wants to improve his position but instead Rasp has moved into half guard.
Rasp seems to be looking for submissions.
Rasp is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hart defends it well.
Rasp is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hart sees it coming and defends easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart wants to control but Rasp is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hart keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Hart tries to roll over but Rasp keeps him under control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rasp is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hart sees it coming and defends easily.
Hart gets full guard.
Rasp tries to free his leg and advance position but Hart is retaining full guard.
Rasp trying to control the position from guard on top but Hart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hart looking to hit a scissor sweep but Rasp is one step ahead there.
Rasp wants to control from the top but Hart keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Bv Rasp hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Hart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hart. That's going to slow Rasp down.
Rasp moves into the clinch.
Rasp is trying to drag Hart to the mat but Hart just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Hart breaks from the clinch.
Rasp tries to clinch up but Hart circles away and keeps his distance.
Hart avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hart lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Hart takes a swing at Rasp's ribcage but misses.
Rasp bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hart moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rasp tries to clinch but Hart moves out of range.
Hart bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rasp tries to score a power double leg takedown but Hart sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Rasp somewhat.
Hart rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rasp counters with a straight right hand.
Bret Hart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rasp scores with a decent looking hook.
Rasp ducks under a wild hook from Hart.
Rasp on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bret Hart is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hart misses the shot to the body.
Hart looks for the body kick but Rasp saw that one coming.
Rasp fails with an attempt to clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hart cracks Rasp with a right hand to the side of the head.
Rasp takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Rasp misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bv Rasp will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Hart throws a low kick, looking for Rasp's leg but Rasp calmly moves out of range.
Rasp ducks under a wild hook from Hart.
Rasp moves in looking to clinch but Hart pushes him off.
Hart throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Rasp moves out of range of the strikes.
Rasp throws a body punch but Hart moves out of range.
Rasp shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Hart looking for a sweep. Not yet Hart, not yet.
Hart manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Rasp manages to get himself to full guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Rasp has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Hart doesn't defend quickly enough and Rasp has managed to lock this one up! Can Hart escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Rasp on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Bv Rasp!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ray Charles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Cavalera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Charles's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Muddy Waters- Hoochie Coochie Man. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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215 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ray Charles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Max Cavalera!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cavalera misses with a right hand
and Charles counters with a straight right hand.
Cavalera throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Charles ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cavalera moves away.
Cavalera uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Charles.
Charles bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Charles misses with a lunging right hand
and Cavalera counters by moving into the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Charles as Cavalera tries to tie him up.
Charles swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Charles.
Cavalera is trying to maintain a safe position but Charles gets an underhook and turns Cavalera into the cage.
Charles lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Charles lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cavalera.
A left hand lands to the body for Cavalera.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Charles lands a nice shot to the body.
Cavalera misses with a body punch.
Charles trying to control the position but instead, Cavalera has worked for underhooks and has pushed Charles into the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Charles fails to land.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cavalera tries to pull guard but Charles won't allow it.
Cavalera tries a body shot but Charles blocks it.
Charles stalling in the clinch but Cavalera improves position.
Charles swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cavalera misses with a punch to the body.
Charles is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cavalera is keeping busy.
Charles lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Charles is stalling here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cavalera.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Charles swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cavalera can't find room to land a body shot as Charles controls the action.
Cavalera jumps guard but Charles stands there with Cavalera around his waist. Cavalera gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Charles throws a punch but it's blocked by Cavalera.
Cavalera tries to throw a body punch but Charles avoids it by throwing Cavalera back against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Charles lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cavalera backwards.
Charles misses with a punch on the inside.
Charles throws a punch but it's blocked by Cavalera.
Cavalera misses with a punch on the inside.
Charles slows down the pace here.
Charles working aggressively here.
Cavalera lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Charles.
Cavalera tries to break the clinch but Charles is controlling the position.
Charles tries a body shot but Cavalera blocks it.
Charles misses with the head strike.
A short uppercut from Charles.
Cavalera lands a left hand.
Cavalera leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cavalera is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Cavalera fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Ray Charles has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Max Cavalera.
Cavalera doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Charles swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Charles misses with a punch on the inside.
Cavalera trying to land knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Charles gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cavalera.
Charles tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cavalera lands with a light punch inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cavalera blocks a body shot from Charles.
Cavalera misses with a body punch.
Charles prevents a body shot from Cavalera.
Cavalera throws a punch but it's blocked by Charles.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Charles.
Cavalera breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cavalera thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Charles moves out of range of the strikes.
Charles takes the fight into the clinch.
Charles lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cavalera backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ray Charles will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Cavalera throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cavalera keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Charles.
Cavalera misses with a looping left.
Charles tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cavalera paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Charles comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A lazy left from Charles finds it's target.
Charles scores with a decent looking hook.
Charles closes the distance and clinches.
Charles breaks from the clinch.
Cavalera listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Charles misses with a hook. Cavalera ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Charles takes a swing at Cavalera's ribcage but misses.
Donk. Charles catches Cavalera right on the button with a cross.
Cavalera shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Charles as he avoids it easily.
Charles dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cavalera scores with a jab to the body.
Charles throws an off balance right hand
and Cavalera counters by moving into the clinch.
Cavalera is trying to break the clinch but Charles is controlling him.
Charles slowing the pace effectively.
Cavalera jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Charles walks away with a smile on his face. Cavalera gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Charles fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Charles scores with a decent looking hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cavalera throws a body punch but Charles moves out of range.
Charles misses with a hook.
Charles throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Charles slips a jab and a cross from Cavalera.
Charles uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cavalera.
Ray Charles is winning the standup battle so far.
Cavalera looks to land a left hand but Charles moved out of range nicely.
Cavalera showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Charles.
Charles lands a right hook to the body.
Cavalera ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charles ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cavalera moves away.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cavalera slips under a jab from Charles.
Cavalera ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Charles moves away.
Charles doesn't manage to clinch there - Cavalera circles away.
Cavalera takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A big left from Charles misses.
Charles throws a hook but Cavalera avoids it easily.
Charles looks to clinch
and Cavalera makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Charles misses with a wild combination.
Cavalera throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Charles moves out of range as Cavalera strikes.
Charles dodges the punch combination from Cavalera.
Charles tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cavalera was well out of range. Poor timing from Charles.
Cavalera lands with a right hand.
Ray Charles is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Charles tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cavalera was well out of range. Poor timing from Charles.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Charles scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Charles keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ray Charles dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Cavalera closes the distance but Charles moves to the side
and Charles counters by clinching up.
Cavalera's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cavalera thows a body shot but no joy.
Cavalera misses with a body shot.
Nice body punch from Charles.
Cavalera on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Charles is looking to clinch but Cavalera is avoiding it.
Cavalera slips a straight right by Charles.
Cavalera swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Charles misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cavalera.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Charles swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A leg kick checked by Charles.
Cavalera throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A swing and a miss from Charles.
Cavalera is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Charles lands a nice hook to Cavalera's body. Cavalera takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cavalera, as that shot connected.
Cavalera is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Charles's half guard.
Ray Charles is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Cavalera is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Charles is just riding it out for now. Cavalera eventually gives up the hold.
Cavalera is thwarting Charles's attempts to control the position.
Cavalera missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Charles has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Cavalera is working away from the top position though.
Charles avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cavalera.
Charles trying to control here.
Charles is trying to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charles looks like he's trying to stand up.
Cavalera is looking to advance position but Charles won't allow it.
Charles keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Cavalera trying to mount his opponent but Charles defends it.
Cavalera prevents Charles from improving his position.
Cavalera is trying to work for a kimura but Charles is defending well.
Charles trying to control but Cavalera postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cavalera seems to be looking for submissions.
Cavalera has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Charles makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Charles.
Charles is controlling Cavalera's posture.
Max Cavalera has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cavalera stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Charles swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Charles looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Charles utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Max Cavalera.
I think Charles has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Ray Charles!
After the big win, Ray Charles made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spartacus Thracian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thracian's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I am Spartacus!!! I stand alone . CanChopper has chosen Badass as his entrance music. Spartacus Thracian has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Spartacus Thracian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper moves into the clinch successfully.
Thracian is trying to work for a single leg takedown but CanChopper pulls him back up using the underhooks.
CanChopper prevents a body shot from Thracian.
Thracian is looking to take this one to the mat.
CanChopper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
CanChopper misses with an elbow over the top.
Thracian tries to score a body lock takedown but CanChopper shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spartacus Thracian. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thracian swings wildly with an uppercut but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thracian is looking for a takedown up against the cage. CanChopper gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
A short right from Thracian.
Thracian goes for a takedown in the clinch but CanChopper prevents it.
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thracian avoids it.
Thracian is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
CanChopper stops a takedown attempt from Thracian.
Thracian on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
CanChopper misses with a knee strike.
Thracian drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Thracian goes for a takedown attempt but CanChopper pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper fails to land with a series of punches.
CanChopper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
CanChopper throws the left hand but Thracian avoids the punch easily.
CanChopper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
CanChopper lands with an uppercut that bounces Thracian off the cage and back into range.
Thracian fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. CanChopper sprawls well initially but Thracian persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Thracian missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Thracian scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
CanChopper trying to control from the bottom.
Thracian not landing any meaningful shots this time.
CanChopper is looking to escape.
Thracian not landing any meaningful shots this time.
CanChopper is trying to stand up here but Thracian is controlling him well.
Thracian working over CanChopper with some ground and pound. CanChopper looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Thracian scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Thracian missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Thracian has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thracian is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Thracian looks to land a strike but CanChopper avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Thracian throwing strikes but missing.
Thracian cracks CanChopper with a solid left hand.
Thracian stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. CanChopper swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Thracian forces his way into half guard.
CanChopper pushes Thracian off looking to stand but Thracian dives back in and keeps control.
Thracian missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Thracian throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Thracian throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Thracian sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. CanChopper defending well though.
CanChopper avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Thracian.
CanChopper pushes Thracian off looking to stand but Thracian dives back in and keeps control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thracian missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Thracian prevents CanChopper from standing back up.
Thracian is nestled in close to CanChopper, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Thracian thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed CanChopper's head.
CanChopper is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Thracian scores with a couple of nice shots.
CanChopper blocking the ground and pound attempt from Thracian.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
CanChopper pushes Thracian off looking to stand but Thracian dives back in and keeps control.
CanChopper avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Thracian.
Thracian lands with a punch from half guard.
Thracian prevents CanChopper from improving his position.
Thracian thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Thracian missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thracian throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Thracian sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. CanChopper defending well though.
Thracian throwing shots but CanChopper is blocking nicely.
CanChopper avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Thracian.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thracian prevents CanChopper from standing back up.
Thracian missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Thracian throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
CanChopper is trying to stand up here but Thracian is controlling him well.
CanChopper is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Thracian looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks CanChopper with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Thracian throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Thracian trying to pass the guard but CanChopper defending well.
Thracian moves nicely into side control.
CanChopper pushes Thracian away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Thracian gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper defending against the ground and pound.
Thracian in side control, throwing shots but CanChopper defends.
Thracian landing strikes.
Thracian working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Spartacus Thracian dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Thracian misses with a looping left.
CanChopper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thracian.
Thracian swings widly with a right hand
letting CanChopper counter with a right hand.
CanChopper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
CanChopper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
CanChopper cracks Thracian with an open hand slap.
CanChopper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Thracian scores with a hook.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Thracian.
Thracian throws out a loose jab but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice jab there from Thracian.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thracian has CanChopper pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. CanChopper manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
CanChopper lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thracian tries to score a body lock takedown but CanChopper shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spartacus Thracian. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper tries to land knees in the clinch but Thracian avoids the damage to the body.
Thracian tries a body shot but CanChopper blocks it.
CanChopper throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thracian blocks it with crossed arms.
Thracian blocks an elbow strike.
Thracian takes an elbow to the forehead.
A short right from CanChopper on the inside.
CanChopper gets underhooks to prevent Thracian's takedown attempt.
CanChopper lands a body punch.
CanChopper stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
CanChopper lands an uppercut.
Thracian tries to throw a body punch but CanChopper avoids it by throwing Thracian back against the cage.
Thracian changes levels and goes for a takedown here. CanChopper fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Thracian misses with the combination.
CanChopper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper throws a leg kick but Thracian sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Thracian throws out a loose jab but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
CanChopper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Thracian on the side of the head.
CanChopper is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thracian looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? CanChopper is fending him off so far but Thracian persists. Nope, CanChopper circles away and we're back to standing.
Thracian misses with a looping left.
Thracian takes a swing at CanChopper's ribcage but misses.
Thracian misses with a straight left.
CanChopper scores with a nice strike.
Thracian shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. CanChopper defends it nicely.
CanChopper tried to score with a low kick but Thracian checks it.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thracian checks the leg kick nicely there.
Nice defenses there by CanChopper.
Spartacus Thracian seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Thracian.
Thracian closes the distance and clinches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thracian wants a takedown but no success here.
Knees to the body from CanChopper.
CanChopper stops a takedown attempt from Thracian.
CanChopper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thracian blocks a body shot from CanChopper.
Thracian on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
CanChopper is working Thracian over against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
CanChopper prevents the takedown attempt.
Thracian managing to block the knees to the body from CanChopper.
CanChopper has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
CanChopper lands a nice elbow.
Thracian tries to score a body lock takedown but CanChopper shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
CanChopper scores with a knee to the head.
CanChopper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
CanChopper lands a nice knee to the body.
CanChopper lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Thracian on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
CanChopper lands an elbow that stopped Thracian in his tracks for a moment.
CanChopper utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by CanChopper.
CanChopper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
CanChopper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Thracian's sensitive parts.
CanChopper connects with a jab.
CanChopper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Thracian in his tracks.
Thracian takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Thracian stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from CanChopper.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for CanChopper. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Thracian just misses with a punch to the body.
CanChopper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Thracian in his tracks.
CanChopper throws a leg kick which misses Thracian's front leg but catches the back leg as Thracian tries to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper has closed the distance and engaged Thracian in a clinch.
Thracian is looking to take this one to the mat.
Thracian on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
CanChopper lands a body shot in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ameri CanChopper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Thracian takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Thracian throws a hook but CanChopper avoids it easily.
Thracian slips a jab and a cross from CanChopper.
A clash of legs there as Thracian blocks the low kick.
A big right from Thracian misses.
CanChopper ducks right into an uppercut from Thracian.
Thracian rushes CanChopper and presses him up against the cage.
Thracian wants to take the fight to the mat but CanChopper manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Thracian is working for takedown but CanChopper is calmly controlling the position for now.
CanChopper lands an elbow inside.
CanChopper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thracian uses good head movement to avoid the hook from CanChopper.
Thracian shoots for a takedown but CanChopper saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spartacus Thracian. That's going to take a lot out of him.
CanChopper staying out of range there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
CanChopper moves into the clinch.
Thracian drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
CanChopper lands a nice elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
CanChopper tries a knee to the head but Thracian blocks it.
Thracian has CanChopper pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Thracian pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending CanChopper tumbling to the mat - Thracian dives into CanChopper's guard.
Thracian being controlled here momentarily.
CanChopper wants to stand but Thracian is controlling the position.
CanChopper really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Thracian. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Thracian throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
CanChopper wants to stand up but Thracian is controlling him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thracian throws a big elbow that misses.
Thracian working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Thracian slips nicely into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
CanChopper wants to get back to full guard.
Thracian thows a huge punch but CanChopper dodges it nicely.
CanChopper is looking to escape.
Thracian is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
CanChopper is trying to stand back up but Thracian is controlling him
Thracian drops an elbow to the side of CanChopper's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thracian is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
CanChopper keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Thracian tries to pass to full mount but CanChopper defends it.
Thracian working CanChopper over with strikes.
Thracian not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Thracian not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Thracian stops CanChopper from getting back to his feet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if CanChopper can do anything to dispel that myth.
Thracian drops an elbow to the side of CanChopper's head.
Thracian is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for CanChopper!
CanChopper takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Thracian's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spartacus Thracian!
During a confident post fight interview, Spartacus Thracian thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stevie Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walker has chosen Tragically Hip- Thugs as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Stevie Walker!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Simpson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Walker in his tracks.
Walker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Simpson swats away the attempt to clinch by Walker.
Homer Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson swings for the body but Walker moves out of range.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Walker was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson .
Walker moves forwards but Simpson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Simpson scores with a jab. Walker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Simpson throws a jab when Walker was well out of range.
Walker doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
Walker throws a looping overhand right but Simpson ducks down to avoid it.
Simpson misses with a body shot.
Simpson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Walker moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands a jab to the head.
Walker on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Walker tries a low kick but Simpson avoids it.
Simpson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Walker lands with a good body shot.
Simpson scores with a hook.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Walker.
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Walker thows a leg kick but Simpson checks it
enabling Simpson to counter with a crisp jab.
Simpson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Walker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Walker throws a right hand that misses
and Simpson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Simpson jabs Walker right on the nose. Walker blinks but takes it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Walker.
Walker throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Walker.
Simpson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Walker lands a jab.
Walker slips a jab from Simpson .
Simpson wants to land a leg kick but Walker is out of range.
Walker moves out of range of the strikes.
Walker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Walker.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Simpson counters with a thumping low kick.
Walker throws a hook but Simpson avoids it easily.
Simpson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Walker.
An inside leg kick from Walker misses.
Walker misses with a left hand
and Simpson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Walker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Simpson .
Simpson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Walker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Walker.
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Simpson looks to land a right hand but Walker moved out of range.
Nice shot by Walker.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Simpson .
Walker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Simpson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Simpson with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Walker to score with a decent uppercut.
Simpson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab from Walker.
A jab from Simpson misses.
Walker lands a nice hook to Simpson 's body. Simpson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Simpson blocks a leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Walker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Simpson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Walker slips a jab from Simpson .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nice uppercut lands for Walker. That snapped Simpson 's head back.
Simpson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Simpson misses with a body shot.
Simpson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Walker.
Simpson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Walker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Simpson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Walker.
Simpson thuds a left hand into Walker's body.
Walker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Simpson .
Walker just misses with a punch to the body.
Walker moves out of range as Simpson strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Simpson throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Simpson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Walker has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Walker and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Simpson throws a jab but it's blocked by Walker.
Simpson misses with a looping left.
Simpson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Walker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Walker cracks Simpson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Simpson lands a leg kick that knocks Walker off balance momentarily.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walker looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker connects with an inside leg kick.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Walker is just out of range.
Walker misses with a head kick.
Walker takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Walker with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Simpson to score with a decent uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Walker is out of range.
Walker clobbers Simpson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Simpson scores with a decent looking hook.
Simpson is looking to land body kicks.
Walker misses with a right hand
and Simpson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A low kick from Walker is predictable there
and Simpson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson takes a swing at Walker's ribcage but misses.
Walker ducks right into an uppercut from Simpson .
Walker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Walker.
Walker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson keeps Walker at a distance using the push kick.
Walker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walker just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson swinging wildly here.
Simpson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Walker looks to land a body kick but Simpson moved away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walker avoids the head kick by Simpson .
Walker stuns Simpson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Walker has managed to clinch.
Walker scores with a shot to the side of Simpson 's head.
Simpson manages to break the clinch.
Simpson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Simpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Walker.
Walker walks into a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Walker misses the target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Simpson wants to land a leg kick but Walker is out of range.
Simpson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Walker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simpson .
Walker misses with an uppercut. Simpson saw that one coming.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Simpson scores with a kick to the midsection.
A swing and a miss from Walker.
Simpson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Walker moves out of range of the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
Simpson with a hook.
Walker is looking to land body kicks.
Walker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Simpson swings widly with a right hand
enabling Walker to counter with a crisp jab.
Simpson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Walker in his tracks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Simpson tries a low kick but Walker avoids it.
Simpson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Simpson moves away.
Walker has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Walker scores with a body shot.
Simpson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
Simpson lands with an uppercut that bounces Walker off the cage and back into range.
A slow jab from Simpson misses its intended target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Walker.
Simpson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Walker wants to clinch
and Simpson counters with a body kick that stops Walker in his tracks momentarily.
Stevie Walker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Simpson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Walker takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheers as Simpson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Walker doesn't seem phased though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body kick there by Simpson .
Simpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Walker throws a right hand that misses
and Walker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Walker.
A cross from Simpson lands.
Simpson connects with a solid leg kick.
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
Walker throws a nice inside leg kick.
Walker misses with a wild body shot.
A big left from Walker misses.
Walker's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Walker throws a right and a left that Simpson avoids nicely.
Walker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson .
Walker throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Walker. That did some damage!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Simpson - just one landing.
Walker swings for the body but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Walker.
Simpson looks to land a body kick but Walker moved away.
Walker wants to clinch.
Walker takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson lands with a straight right. Walker didn't see that one coming.
Walker connects with a nice looking jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Simpson , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson !
A relieved looking Homer Simpson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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