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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kazuyuki Takimoto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anton LaVey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Takimoto's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Instrumental. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!



175 cm
31
164 lbs
24 - 12 - 1
178 cm
32
168 lbs
8 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Kazuyuki Takimoto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Anton LaVey!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Ryoma Takatsuka and Colin Fray.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Takimoto misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from LaVey.

Takimoto is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in LaVey's half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Takimoto is looking to advance position but LaVey won't allow it.
LaVey tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Takimoto has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
LaVey is in all sorts of trouble here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
LaVey looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Takimoto slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.

LaVey showing good submission defense here.

LaVey defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
LaVey trying to control the action but Takimoto just sinks the hooks in.

That's one minute gone in the round.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.

Takimoto is working the back position looking for the choke. Oh, he's slid into an armbar! Beautiful transition and LaVey taps out! Fantastic Jiu Jitsu from Takimoto.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kazuyuki Takimoto!
Kazuyuki Takimoto seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Viktor Herzog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Trampling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viktor Herzog had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business



177 cm
30
134 lbs
22 - 11 - 0
170 cm
30
116 lbs
11 - 13 - 0
Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Very strong
BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Viktor Herzog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Matt Trampling!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Herzog changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Trampling tries to avoid it but Herzog manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Trampling to the ground. Trampling escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Trampling throws a right hand that Herzog ducks under and follows up with a left that Herzog also avoids with ease.
Herzog misses with a double jab.
Trampling getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Herzog shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Trampling scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Trampling turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Trampling scores with a kick to the body.

Herzog throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Trampling tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Herzog is in Trampling's guard.

Trampling working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Herzog doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Herzog manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Herzog connects with a couple of short punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Trampling is on top in guard.

Herzog had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Trampling defends it easily.
Trampling stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Herzog swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trampling trying to control the position from guard on top but Herzog is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Herzog is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Trampling trying to control but Herzog is working from the bottom.
Trampling looking to pass the guard.
Trampling trying to control but Herzog is working from the bottom.

Herzog pushes a forearm under Trampling's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Trampling is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Viktor Herzog!
Viktor Herzog spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Yuri Ivanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lei Wulong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



185 cm
28
197 lbs
21 - 9 - 0
188 cm
36
197 lbs
25 - 11 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Yuri Ivanov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lei Wulong!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Roger Salmon.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ivanov chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wulong thows a leg kick but Ivanov checks it
and Ivanov counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Lei Wulong has been cut.
Ivanov cracks Wulong with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Wulong falls to his knees and Ivanov doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yuri Ivanov!
Yuri Ivanov seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Undercard bout


 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Aoki Funkyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jay Colmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Funkyama comes to the cage accompanied by . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



175 cm
31
169 lbs
20 - 7 - 0
170 cm
36
147 lbs
33 - 13 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aoki Funkyama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jay Colmen!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Colmen jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Funkyama defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Colmen.
Funkyama swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Funkyama misses the shot to the body.
Funkyama slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Colmen takes one to the side of the head.
Funkyama misses with an uppercut.
Colmen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Funkyama moves away.
Colmen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Funkyama.
Colmen lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Funkyama fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Colmen takes a swing at Funkyama's ribcage but misses.
Colmen misses with a body kick.
Colmen throws out a loose jab but Funkyama uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Colmen lands with a right hand.
Funkyama jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Funkyama throws a poor cross that misses
and Colmen counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Colmen looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Funkyama is fending him off so far but Colmen persists. Nope, Funkyama circles away and we're back to standing.
A slapping leg kick lands for Colmen.
A punch combination from Colmen misses.
Nice uppercut there from Funkyama.

It looks like Jay Colmen has been cut.
Colmen scores with a body shot.
Colmen swings for the body but Funkyama moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Funkyama crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Colmen - the referee stops the clock and Funkyama gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Colmen. Funkyama manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Colmen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Funkyama sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Funkyama misses with a body shot
and Colmen counters with a straight right hand.
Colmen misses with an uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by Colmen as he connects with a hook.
Colmen tries to clinch up.
Colmen misses the jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut lands for Colmen. That snapped Funkyama's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Colmen shoots in but Funkyama avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Aoki Funkyama has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jay Colmen.
Funkyama throws a combination that misses
and Colmen counters with a straight right hand.
Colmen moves out of range of the strikes.
Colmen looks to land a body kick but Funkyama moved away.
Funkyama uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Colmen.
Colmen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Funkyama throws out the jab.
Funkyama missing with a left hand there. Colmen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Funkyama on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Funkyama bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Colmen's head.
Funkyama moves out of range of the strikes.
Funkyama checks the leg kick.
Colmen slips under a jab from Funkyama.

Colmen shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Funkyama is trying to defend but Colmen finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Colmen trying to mount his opponent but Funkyama defends it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama is looking to improve his position.
Colmen is pressing down on Funkyama's thigh, looking to free his foot. Funkyama is holding on for now.
Colmen throwing shots but Funkyama is blocking nicely.
Funkyama gets back to full guard.
Colmen is fighting to break Funkyama's control of his arms but Funkyama is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Colmen postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Colmen postures up in Funkyama's guard and throws a big left but Funkyama blocks it.
Colmen landing some decent shots from guard.
Colmen throws a big right hand that misses.
Colmen must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Colmen looking to sit in guard and control but Funkyama gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Colmen keeping moving, preventing Funkyama from controlling successfully.
Funkyama stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Colmen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Funkyama accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Funkyama tries to free his leg and advance position but Colmen is retaining full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Colmen is on top in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Funkyama controls Colmen momentarily but Colmen frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jay Colmen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jay Colmen's cut.
That's time! Funkyama's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Funkyama blocks the body kick.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Colmen.
Colmen scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Funkyama to see if he's OK.
Colmen in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Colmen cracks Funkyama with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Funkyama wants to control but Colmen postures up.
Colmen working the ground and pound but Funkyama is defending the strikes.
Funkyama sneaks back into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Colmen wants to take a breather but Funkyama is having none of it.
Jay Colmen has got the better of the ground game so far.
Funkyama is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Colmen scores with a couple of nice shots.
Funkyama wants to control but Colmen is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Funkyama is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funkyama moves into full guard.
Funkyama is pulling down on Colmen's head to control his posture.
Colmen works over Funkyama with some ground and pound from guard.
Colmen prevents Funkyama from getting back to his feet.
Colmen throwing strikes from guard but Funkyama blocks nicely.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Colmen. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Funkyama avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Funkyama preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Colmen with a nice head shot there.
Colmen wants to control from the top but Funkyama keeps moving.
Funkyama looking to control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Colmen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Colmen throwing strikes but missing.
Funkyama tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Funkyama is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Colmen is fighting to break Funkyama's control of his arms but Funkyama is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Funkyama looking to control.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Aoki Funkyama wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Funkyama lands a jab-cross combination.
Colmen misses the shot to the body.
Funkyama ducks under a wild hook from Colmen.
Colmen scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Funkyama throws a series of strikes that have Colmen backpedaling.
Funkyama throws an overhand right that lands on Colmen's shoulder, as Colmen tries to avoid the shot.
Funkyama lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Colmen circles away quickly and effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Colmen slips a jab and a cross from Funkyama.
Funkyama keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Colmen throws a head kick that misses.
Funkyama misses with a hook.
Colmen lands a jab to Funkyama's midsection.
Colmen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Funkyama.
Colmen misses with a wild combination.
Aoki Funkyama seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Colmen throws a jab when Funkyama was well out of range.
Funkyama swings away with a body shot that misses
and Colmen counters with a stiff right hand.
Funkyama takes a swing at Colmen's ribcage but misses.
Horrible takedown by Funkyama or perhaps it was just good defense by Colmen which made him look bad.
Colmen takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Colmen is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Funkyama.
Aoki Funkyama is winning the standup battle so far.
Funkyama misses with an uppercut. Colmen saw that one coming.
Colmen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Funkyama doesn't seem bothered though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Colmen smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Colmen throws a nice inside leg kick.
Funkyama slips a straight right by Colmen.
Funkyama connects with a nice looking jab.
Colmen swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Funkyama.
Funkyama drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Funkyama throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Colmen shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Colmen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Funkyama.
Funkyama pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jay Colmen will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Jay Colmen's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!


Colmen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Funkyama throws a leg kick but Colmen sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Funkyama swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Colmen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Funkyama looks to score with a jab to the body but Colmen is just out of range.
Funkyama moves out of range of the leg kick from Colmen.
A swing and a miss from Colmen.
Colmen tries to score with a low kick but Funkyama moves his leg out of the way.
Funkyama has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Colmen finds it's way round the side to connect with Funkyama's head.
Colmen misses with a few strikes there.
Colmen slips a straight right by Funkyama.
Funkyama moves out of range as Colmen strikes.
Funkyama misses with an uppercut.
Funkyama motions for Colmen to come forward. Funkyama throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Colmen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Funkyama.
Colmen misses with a wild combination.
Funkyama missing with a left hand there. Colmen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Colmen misses with a body shot.
Colmen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A good leg kick by Colmen.
Funkyama swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Colmen slips a straight right by Funkyama.
Colmen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Funkyama walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Colmen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Funkyama throws a lazy right hand but Colmen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Funkyama fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Funkyama throws a hook to the side of Colmen's head but Colmen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Colmen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Funkyama.
Funkyama looks to throw the jab but Colmen is out of range.
Colmen connects with a single shot there.
Colmen throws a good cross that connects.
Colmen misses with a double jab.
Colmen misses with a hook. Funkyama ducked under it nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Funkyama scores with a shot to the body.
Colmen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Funkyama.
Funkyama dodges the punch combination from Colmen.

Funkyama dives in and scores a takedown into Colmen's guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Colmen has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Funkyama is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Colmen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Colmen tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Funkyama wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Funkyama wants to lay and pray for a moment but Colmen keeps working.
Colmen parries the strikes from Funkyama easily there. Funkyama is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Colmen to escape.
Funkyama scoring with punches and elbows.
Colmen is trying to control Funkyama's posture but Funkyama avoids it.
Colmen is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Colmen is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Funkyama off and has taken his back!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Colmen misses with an elbow to the head.

Colmen working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Colmen throws a series of strikes and Funkyama wriggles onto his back, so he's now mounted. He's in real trouble here.
Funkyama tries to lock up and control but Colmen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Colmen misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Funkyama tries to hold on but Colmen pushes him away.
Funkyama is trying to escape the mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Funkyama is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Funkyama keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Colmen controlling from the full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Jay Colmen just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Jay Colmen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Colmen slips under a jab.
Funkyama scores with a jab to the jaw.
Funkyama walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Colmen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Colmen throws a right and a left that Funkyama avoids nicely.
Funkyama misses with a body shot.
Colmen misses with a straight left.
Funkyama throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Colmen on the side of the head.
Funkyama waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Colmen.
An inside leg kick from Colmen misses.
Funkyama gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Funkyama doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Colmen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Colmen throws a right and a left that both miss.
Colmen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Funkyama ducks under a wild hook from Colmen.
Funkyama throws a right hand that misses
and Colmen finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Funkyama. Colmen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Funkyama fails to land with a series of punches.
Funkyama lands with a shot to the body.
Funkyama swings for the body but Colmen moves out of range.
A nice combination there by Colmen.
Funkyama swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Funkyama fails to land the takedown.
Colmen shoots in for a double leg but Funkyama sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Colmen misses with a body punch
and Funkyama counters with a nice body shot.
Colmen tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Funkyama manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd cheers as Colmen lands an impressive looking overhand right. Funkyama doesn't seem phased though.
Funkyama misses with a right hand
and Colmen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Funkyama takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Funkyama throws a lazy uppercut

and Colmen counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Colmen lands strikes from half guard.
Funkyama is trying to get back to full guard.

Colmen seems to be working for a kimura but Funkyama defends the submission attempt.
Funkyama trying to control from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Colmen in particular looking to stall.
Funkyama gets back to full guard.
Colmen throwing strikes from guard but Funkyama blocks nicely.
Colmen missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Funkyama bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Colmen's guard.
Funkyama trying to control the position from guard on top but Colmen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Colmen throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Funkyama stays in close to Colmen's body and controls the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Colmen is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Colmen looking for a guillotine here but Funkyama defends easily.
Funkyama working some strikes from top position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Funkyama throws a big right hand that misses.
Funkyama landing with the ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Colmen looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jay Colmen dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Jay Colmen's cut.
That's time! Funkyama's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!


Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Funkyama, as that shot connected.
Colmen fails with a takedown attempt.
Colmen connects with a leg kick. Funkyama looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

Colmen feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Funkyama is pulling down on Colmen's head to control his posture.
Funkyama keeping moving, preventing Colmen from controlling successfully.
Funkyama working a defensive guard here.
Funkyama working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Colmen.

Funkyama is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Colmen defends well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funkyama controls Colmen momentarily but Colmen frees himself.
Colmen connects with a couple of short punches.
Colmen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Colmen lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Colmen throws a big elbow that misses.
Funkyama working a defensive guard here.
Colmen passes Funkyama's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Colmen seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Funkyama does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Colmen working over Funkyama with some ground and pound. Funkyama looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Funkyama is looking for a sweep. Colmen is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Funkyama manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama looking to control.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Funkyama avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Colmen content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Colmen's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Funkyama preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Colmen slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Colmen is putting a hurting on Funkyama here, landing some big shots from side control.
Funkyama manages to work his way to half guard, despite Colmen's best efforts.

Colmen looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Colmen trying to pass the guard but Funkyama defending well.
Aoki Funkyama has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Colmen postures up.

Funkyama is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Colmen trying to control the position from guard on top but Funkyama is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Funkyama isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Colmen stacks Funkyama on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Colmen!
Colmen working the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama is looking for a sweep.
Jay Colmen is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Colmen takes a little break here. Funkyama wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Colmen trying to control the action but Funkyama is working from the bottom.
Colmen scoring with punches and elbows.
Funkyama throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Funkyama being controlled for a moment.
Colmen trying to control the position but Funkyama is working away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jay Colmen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Colmen has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 45:50
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 45:50
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jay Colmen!

Jumping up and down and very excited, Jay Colmen waved his t-shirt featuring Punishment Nutrition - All 159Q products now $75's logo in front of the cameras.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Flava Flave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vadim Kharghai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kharghai has chosen Teflon Brothers (feat Stig & Meiju Suvas) - Seksikkäin Jäbä as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!



198 cm
35
202 lbs
26 - 10 - 0
182 cm
29
200 lbs
21 - 11 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Very quick
Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank


[CLOSED] Xtreme Laundry


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Flava Flave!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Vadim Kharghai!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kharghai fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Flave manages to avoid it.

Kharghai fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Flave sprawls well initially but Kharghai persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Flave on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Kharghai throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Kharghai missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Flave has hold of Kharghai's hands but Kharghai slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Flave is looking for a sweep. Kharghai is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Flave is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kharghai pulls his head out easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Flave looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kharghai looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Kharghai is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Flave moves into full guard.
Kharghai wants to control from the top but Flave keeps moving.

Flave throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Flave has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Kharghai can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kharghai scoring with punches to the head and body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Flave is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kharghai controlling from the top position.
Kharghai tries to free his leg and advance position but Flave is retaining full guard.

Flave escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kharghai gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Flave looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Flave throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Kharghai postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kharghai lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Flave can't keep his opponent in guard - Kharghai advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Kharghai drops an elbow to the side of Flave's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Kharghai seems to be working for a kimura but Flave defends the submission attempt.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kharghai connects with a nice short shot to Flave's temple.
Kharghai is trying to control. Flave wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Kharghai in particular looking to stall.
Flave tries to roll over but Kharghai keeps him under control.
Kharghai winds up and cracks Flave with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Flave actively working from the bottom here.
Kharghai working over Flave with some ground and pound. Flave looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Kharghai working Flave over with strikes.
Kharghai is looking to take a break and control but Flave is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kharghai is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

Flave looking for submissions off his back.
Flave tries to get to full guard but Kharghai has control of the leg.
Kharghai working Flave over with strikes.
Kharghai is trying to control. Flave wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Flave has hold of Kharghai's hands but Kharghai slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Kharghai working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Kharghai is trying to control. Flave wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Kharghai is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Flave is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kharghai is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Oh Flave is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kharghai working Flave over with strikes.
Ground and pound from Kharghai.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kharghai takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Kharghai lands a big elbow - Flave is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Kharghai!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vadim Kharghai!
Vadim Kharghai spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony Soprano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Soprano comes to the cage accompanied by Got Yourself a Gun . There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.



188 cm
32
215 lbs
25 - 9 - 1
190 cm
33
222 lbs
30 - 16 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Untouchable Fight Nutrition


Crippler's Corner


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Tony Soprano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Soprano moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
A slow jab from Soprano misses its intended target.
Soprano throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Soprano misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Soprano. That did some damage!
Zoidberg tries to work over Soprano's front leg with a kick but Soprano checks it.
Soprano looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Zoidberg blocks the body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Soprano.
Zoidberg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Soprano.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Soprano avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Soprano moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Soprano lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zoidberg has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zoidberg and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Soprano throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body
and Soprano counters with a big head kick but Zoidberg shrugs it off.
Soprano swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Soprano throws a sloppy head kick and Zoidberg moves out of range easily.
Zoidberg with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses
and Soprano connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A head kick misses from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Soprano.
Soprano misses with a looping right.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Soprano chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg checks a low kick from Soprano.
Soprano blocks the body kick.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Soprano tries a head kick but it misses.
Soprano throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick.
Soprano misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Soprano throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Soprano. Those never looked like landing.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that half lands.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Soprano tries to land a leg kick but Zoidberg saw it coming and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soprano throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Zoidberg counters with an outside leg kick.
Soprano takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Soprano throws a leg kick but Zoidberg sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zoidberg tries to move into range but Soprano moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Soprano misses the target.
Zoidberg swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg lands a head kick!
Soprano thumps Zoidberg with a low kick.
Soprano finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Soprano counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses.
Tony Soprano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Soprano is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Soprano moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soprano connects with an inside leg kick.
Zoidberg takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Soprano delivers a nice body kick.
Soprano thuds a left hand into Zoidberg's body.
Zoidberg fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Soprano is out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A big right from Soprano misses.
Soprano throws a shot from downtown. Zoidberg moves away and avoids it.
Zoidberg takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Soprano dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
That's time! Soprano's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Zoidberg looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Soprano misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg misses with a head kick.
Zoidberg has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Soprano.
Soprano checks the leg kick.
Zoidberg swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Soprano throws a hook but Zoidberg avoids it easily.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Soprano moves out of range.
Soprano just misses with a punch to the body.
A big left from Soprano misses.
Zoidberg takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Soprano pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Soprano's corner calls for a 1-2. Soprano obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Soprano lands a nice looking kick to the body. Zoidberg takes a step back to recover.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Zoidberg in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Soprano bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Zoidberg's head.
Soprano moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Soprano on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Zoidberg scores with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Soprano.
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tony Soprano is winning the standup battle so far.
Soprano stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Soprano cracks Zoidberg with a right hand to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Soprano darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Soprano steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoidberg feints and then cracks Soprano's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Soprano down.
Soprano throws a leg kick but Zoidberg moved away.
Soprano throws an overhand right that lands on Zoidberg's shoulder, as Zoidberg tries to avoid the shot.
Zoidberg wants to land a leg kick but Soprano is out of range.
Zoidberg does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Soprano lands a really nice looking cross but Zoidberg seems unphased.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Soprano steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Soprano lands a leg kick that knocks Zoidberg off balance momentarily.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Soprano throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the leg kick from Soprano.
A lazy body kick from Soprano
and Zoidberg counters with a good, hard body kick but Soprano shrugs it off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soprano avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zoidberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the strikes.
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Soprano blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Soprano tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
A short right from Soprano.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Soprano's efforts to push away.
Soprano scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Soprano wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Soprano leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Soprano blocks an elbow strike.
Soprano wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Soprano lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Soprano blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Soprano can't break the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Soprano blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Soprano misses with a short punch on the inside.
Soprano scores with a nice hook to the head.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Soprano avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Soprano dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Soprano buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Soprano is out of range.
Soprano throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Zoidberg thuds his shin into the meat of Soprano's side.
Soprano throws a leg kick but Zoidberg sees it coming and moves out of range.
Soprano ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Soprano throws a push kick but Zoidberg slaps the foot to one side.
A clash of legs there as Zoidberg blocks the low kick.
Soprano lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Soprano cracks a nice hook into Zoidberg's ribs.
Soprano throws a leg kick but Zoidberg sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zoidberg walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Soprano checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Soprano misses with an attempted mid kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg moves away from the strike by Soprano.
Soprano fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Zoidberg doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Soprano tries a head kick but it misses.
Zoidberg moves in looking to clinch but Soprano pushes him off.
Zoidberg walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A head kick misses from Zoidberg.
Soprano misses with a low kick.
Soprano fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg scores with a spinning back kick!
Soprano throws a leg kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Soprano saw that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crunch! Soprano slams his shin into Zoidberg's torso.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the strikes.
Soprano throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Soprano.
Zoidberg takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Zoidberg fakes the leg kick and cracks Soprano in the body.
Soprano throws a sloppy head kick and Zoidberg moves out of range easily.
Soprano throws a leg kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Soprano keeps Zoidberg at a distance using the push kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soprano moves out of range of the body kick.
Soprano is looking to slow Zoidberg down with leg kicks.
Zoidberg attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zoidberg tries to work over Soprano's front leg with a kick but Soprano checks it.
Soprano throws out a loose jab but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Soprano counters with a left to the body.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Soprano counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Soprano just misses with a punch to the body.
A big left from Soprano misses.
Soprano throws a combination. Zoidberg tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Zoidberg swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Zoidberg has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Soprano.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Zoidberg keeps Soprano at a distance using the push kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soprano throws a quick inside leg kick.
Soprano fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
Zoidberg looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Soprano misses with a jab, cross combination.
Soprano with a nice cross.
Soprano checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg slips under a jab.
Zoidberg takes one to the side of the head.
Zoidberg looks to throw a body kick
and Soprano counters with a lovely shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Soprano clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


A cross from Soprano lands.
Soprano lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Soprano throws a shot from downtown. Zoidberg moves away and avoids it.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoidberg shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Soprano takes a swing at Zoidberg's ribcage but misses.
Soprano blocks the body kick.
Soprano pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zoidberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Soprano checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Soprano saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick from Zoidberg.
Soprano lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Zoidberg tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Soprano counters with a solid body kick.
Soprano lands a nice looking body shot.
Soprano with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good leg kick by Soprano there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Soprano tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Soprano pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Soprano loads up on a big right hand but Zoidberg slips the punch.
Zoidberg wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soprano thows a body shot but no joy.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
Soprano looks for the body kick but Zoidberg saw that one coming.
Zoidberg goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Soprano moves out of range.
Zoidberg's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Soprano scores with a spinning back kick!
Soprano throws a solid leg kick but Zoidberg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Soprano.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Soprano lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Zoidberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Soprano is out of range and Zoidberg settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Zoidberg misses
and Zoidberg takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Soprano throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
Zoidberg takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Soprano moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Soprano moves out of range.
Zoidberg is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Soprano lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Soprano throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Soprano throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Soprano looks to land a body kick but Zoidberg moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Zoidberg drops his hands momentarily and Soprano takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoidberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Soprano stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Soprano is able to avoid easily.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Soprano saw that one coming.
Soprano misses with a wild body shot.
Soprano is looking to land body kicks.
Soprano moves out of range as Zoidberg throws a body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg misses with a leg kick.
Soprano throws a sloppy head kick
and Zoidberg counters with a slapping leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Soprano.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Soprano had his way with John Zoidberg in that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A nice leg kick lands there from Soprano.
Soprano throws a predictable looking body shot
and Zoidberg counters with a nice kick to the body.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Soprano works the jab nicely.
Zoidberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Soprano checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up but Soprano circles away and keeps his distance.
Soprano lands a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zoidberg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Soprano moves out of range.
Zoidberg lands with a kick to the temple. Soprano shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Zoidberg tries a head kick but it misses.
Zoidberg throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Soprano.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Soprano ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Soprano steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zoidberg. That one must have hurt.
Soprano checks a leg kick nicely.
Soprano lands the left hand.
Soprano misses with a head kick.
Zoidberg misses with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Soprano manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Soprano tried to score with a low kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Soprano counter with a right hand.
Soprano throws a front kick aimed at Zoidberg's knee but Zoidberg avoids it well.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Soprano swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice body kick there by Zoidberg.
Soprano pivots, looking for a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range and Soprano settles back down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Soprano throws a body kick that misses.
Soprano with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Soprano throws a body kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soprano ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Soprano takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
John Zoidberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Soprano attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zoidberg tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Soprano moves out of range of the body kick.
Soprano with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Soprano cracks Zoidberg with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick which misses Soprano's front leg but catches the back leg as Soprano tries to avoid it.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tony Soprano is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Soprano lands a nice shot that snaps Zoidberg's head back.
A lazy body kick from Zoidberg
letting Soprano counter with a right hand.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zoidberg is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Soprano counters with an outside leg kick.
Soprano takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice uppercut lands for Soprano. That snapped Zoidberg's head back.
Soprano stuns Zoidberg with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Zoidberg shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Soprano checks the leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Soprano blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Soprano lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tony Soprano showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Soprano has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 50:45
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 50:45
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tony Soprano!

After winning the bout, Tony Soprano thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Clint Lomax (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hamid Zaferani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hamid Zaferani was going to win. Let's see if he was right.



170 cm
32
141 lbs
37 - 7 - 1
170 cm
28
145 lbs
19 - 9 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Clint Lomax!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Hamid Zaferani!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Colin Fray.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zaferani throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zaferani looks to land a right hand but Lomax moved out of range.
Zaferani misses the jab.
Lomax throws a leg kick but Zaferani moved away.
A low kick from Zaferani misses
and Lomax counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Lomax throws a right hand that misses
and Zaferani counters with a solid body kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lomax.
Zaferani throws a big shot that misses.
Zaferani throws the left hand but Lomax avoids the punch easily.
Lomax shoots for a double leg takedown but Zaferani sprawls well. He's pushed Lomax's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lomax throws a series of punches but Zaferani moves out of range.
Zaferani throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lomax takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lomax lands a body shot.
Some wild striking there from Zaferani.
Lomax throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zaferani lands a leg kick that knocks Lomax off balance momentarily.
Zaferani walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lomax checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lomax dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lomax connects with a high kick.
Zaferani slips a straight right by Lomax.
Lomax tries a low kick but Zaferani avoids it.
Lomax looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zaferani misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lomax throws a body punch but Zaferani moves out of range.
Lomax will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zaferani tries to land a leg kick but Lomax saw it coming and moves away.
Zaferani takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani moves out of range of the body kick from Lomax.
Zaferani tests Lomax's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lomax checks a leg kick.
Zaferani blocks a jab.
Zaferani rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lomax counters with a three punch combo that has Zaferani backing up. Zaferani nods at Lomax to acknowledge the strikes.
Zaferani thumps Lomax with a low kick.
Lomax misses with a kick to the body.
Zaferani throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zaferani connects with a nice looking jab.
Zaferani lunges at Lomax with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lomax's hand.
A slapping body kick lands there for Zaferani.
Zaferani checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Zaferani misses.
Lomax fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zaferani manages to avoid it.
Zaferani connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Lomax lands a leg kick that knocks Zaferani off balance momentarily.
Lomax thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Zaferani if he has to take too many more of those.
Hamid Zaferani seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zaferani closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Zaferani misses with a low kick.
Zaferani takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lomax has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zaferani.
Lomax fails to land with a series of punches.
Zaferani fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zaferani scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good leg kick by Lomax there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Lomax misses its intended target.
Lomax throws a body kick that misses.
Lomax bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Zaferani's head.
Lomax gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lomax goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lomax pushes Zaferani away with a front kick.
Nice body kick there by Lomax.
Zaferani lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lomax connects with a good right hand that stumbles Zaferani. Zaferani circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A solid body kick from Lomax.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice inside leg kick there by Lomax. That's going to slow Zaferani down.
Lomax on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zaferani. Zaferani obviously looking to wear him down.
Lomax swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Zaferani.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clint Lomax dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Lomax lands with a cross.
Zaferani rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lomax counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Zaferani is rocked!
Zaferani swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clint Lomax is winning the standup battle so far.
Lomax thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zaferani misses with a right hand
and Lomax makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Zaferani really felt that one!
Zaferani avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lomax lands a leg kick that knocks Zaferani off balance momentarily.
Zaferani fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lomax on the side of the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lomax. That's going to slow Zaferani down.
Lomax fails to land with a series of punches.
Zaferani moves out of range as Lomax strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A low kick from Zaferani misses
and Lomax counters with a nice low kick that buckles Zaferani's knee momentarily.
Lomax fails to land the takedown.
Zaferani misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lomax bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Zaferani's head.
Lomax fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zaferani misses the shot to the body.
Zaferani throws a head kick that misses.
Zaferani misses with a lunging right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lomax is looking to score with low kicks.
Zaferani fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lomax misses with a head kick.
Lomax throws a jab when Zaferani was well out of range.
Lomax walks into a left hand.
Zaferani throws a big shot that misses.
Zaferani connects with a solid leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani misses with a wild combination.
Lomax showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zaferani.
Lomax takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zaferani throws a body kick that misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Lomax as he connects with a hook.
Zaferani lands a body shot.
Lomax feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zaferani's calf.
Zaferani works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nice straight punches there by Zaferani. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zaferani.
Lomax throws a head kick but Zaferani moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lomax moves out of range as Zaferani throws a body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Lomax.
Zaferani's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Zaferani tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zaferani swings for the body but Lomax moves out of range.
Lomax throws a body kick that misses.
Zaferani works the jab nicely.
Zaferani pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A jab from Lomax misses.
Zaferani on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lomax avoids the body shot from Zaferani.
Zaferani misses with a left hand
and Lomax counters with a body kick that stops Zaferani in his tracks momentarily.
Zaferani tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Lomax is able to avoid easily.

Lomax clinches with his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lomax lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zaferani has had enough of the clinch but Lomax keeps him there for the moment.
Lomax scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Lomax.
Lomax lands a body punch in the clinch.
Zaferani is breathing heavily.
Zaferani misses with the head strike.
Lomax trying to stall but Zaferani improves his position.

Lomax breaks from the clinch.
Zaferani throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lomax keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zaferani missing with a left hand there. Lomax was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zaferani throws a sloppy head kick
and Lomax counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A punch lands to the side of Zaferani 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clint Lomax dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Zaferani checks the leg kick nicely there.
Zaferani checks a low kick from Lomax.
Zaferani throws the kick towards the body but Lomax avoids it.
Zaferani misses with a looping right.
A clash of legs there as Lomax blocks the low kick.
Zaferani cracks the inside of Lomax's front leg.
Zaferani moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lomax throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lomax throws a leg kick that is checked
and Zaferani counters with a nice uppercut.
Zaferani throws an off balance right hand
and Zaferani takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Zaferani misses the shot to the body.
Zaferani moves out of range as Lomax throws a body kick.
Lomax lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zaferani scores with a nice head shot.
Zaferani throws the kick towards the body but Lomax avoids it.
Lomax misses with a body shot.
Zaferani misses with a jab to the body
and Lomax counters with an inside leg kick.
Lomax's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lomax duly obliges.
Sloppy strikes from Lomax. Those never looked like landing.
Lomax is looking to slow Zaferani down with leg kicks.
Zaferani misses the shot to the body.
Zaferani throws a sloppy head kick and Lomax moves out of range easily.
Zaferani takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Zaferani lands the left hand.
Lomax misses with a looping right.
Lomax attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lomax throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lomax shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Zaferani moves out of range as Lomax throws a body kick.
Zaferani avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zaferani has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Lomax.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zaferani swings widly with a right hand
and Lomax makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Zaferani really felt that one!
Lomax scores with a sloppy right hand. Zaferani should have avoided that one.
A leg kick checked by Zaferani.
Zaferani attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Lomax.
Zaferani tries a head kick but it misses.
Zaferani has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Lomax.
Zaferani misses with a hook
and Lomax counters with a nice low kick that buckles Zaferani's knee momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lomax misses with a two punch combination.
Zaferani misses with an uppercut. Lomax saw that one coming.
Zaferani defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Lomax.
Lomax fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zaferani manages to avoid it.
A solid body kick from Lomax.
Zaferani scores with a sloppy right hand. Lomax should have avoided that one.
Lomax misses with a low kick as Zaferani jumps back.
Zaferani misses with a low kick.
Lomax misses the shot to the body.
Lomax waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zaferani.
Zaferani fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lomax has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lomax moves away from the strike by Zaferani.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani scores with a jab. Lomax acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A head kick from Lomax lands but Zaferani takes it in his stride.
Zaferani swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zaferani looks to score with a jab to the body but Lomax is just out of range.
Lomax thows a body kick. Zaferani tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Lomax attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lomax walks into a jab.
Zaferani with a nice cross.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lomax tries to work over Zaferani's front leg with a kick but Zaferani checks it.
Lomax on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lomax tries to land a front kick but Zaferani steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Clint Lomax did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Lomax throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Nice straight punches there by Zaferani. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zaferani.
Zaferani takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Lomax slips a straight right by Zaferani.
Lomax looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zaferani uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lomax.
Nice shot lands for Lomax.
Zaferani throws a right hand that misses
enabling Lomax to counter with a crisp jab.
Lomax tests Zaferani's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lomax scores with the left hand. Zaferani knows he should have avoided that one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lomax lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zaferani has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zaferani and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A big right from Zaferani misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zaferani circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zaferani keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zaferani scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zaferani throws out a loose jab but Lomax uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lomax ducks right into an uppercut from Zaferani.
Zaferani throws a big shot that misses.
Lomax moves into range and connects with a jab.
A jab from Zaferani misses.
Lomax checks a leg kick.
Zaferani throws a right hand that misses
and Lomax counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zaferani takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lomax turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani lands an overhand right.
Lomax throws a good cross that connects.
Zaferani throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lomax getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Zaferani uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lomax.
Lomax lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zaferani will feel that in the morning.
Zaferani thuds his shin into the meat of Lomax's side.
A big left from Zaferani misses.
Zaferani scores with a sloppy right hand. Lomax should have avoided that one.
Zaferani throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lomax counters with a nice body shot.
Lomax fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lomax misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani is looking to land body kicks.
Zaferani uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lomax.
Lomax connects with an inside leg kick.
Lomax lands a leg kick that knocks Zaferani off balance momentarily.
Zaferani misses with a low kick.
Zaferani throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lomax throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lomax throws a leg kick but Zaferani checks it.
Zaferani stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lomax.
Zaferani fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lomax.
Lomax lands with an overhand left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lomax doesn't seem bothered though.
Zaferani scores with a jab to the head.
Lomax scores with a jab to the jaw.
Zaferani jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zaferani moves out of range of the body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A leg kick checked by Lomax.
Lomax misses with a wild combination.
Lomax chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zaferani can pounce on him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zaferani fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lomax manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zaferani. Lomax does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zaferani. Lomax does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clint Lomax had his way with Hamid Zaferani in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Lomax looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zaferani throws an overhand right that lands on Lomax's shoulder, as Lomax tries to avoid the shot.
Zaferani is looking to land body kicks.
Lomax feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zaferani's calf.
Zaferani connects with a high kick.
Zaferani works the jab nicely.
Zaferani ducks under a wild hook from Lomax.
Lomax cracks the inside of Zaferani's front leg.
A head kick misses from Zaferani.
Zaferani moves out of range of the strikes.
A punch lands to the side of Zaferani 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Zaferani blocks the body kick.
Lomax scores with a head kick. Zaferani tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Zaferani is still on wobbly legs! Can Lomax finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zaferani scores with a hook.
Zaferani seems to have recovered his senses.
Zaferani lands a nice looking body shot.
Zaferani has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Zaferani throws a poor cross that misses
and Lomax counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab lands there for Lomax.
Zaferani lands a jab to the nose.
Lomax digs a good hook to Zaferani's body.
Lomax tries to close the distance and clinch but Zaferani swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Zaferani throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Lomax scores with a kick to the body.
Lomax moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lomax tests Zaferani's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Zaferani misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani connects with a solid leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lomax dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zaferani. That did some damage!
Zaferani moves out of range as Lomax throws a body kick.
Lomax misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lomax tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zaferani was well out of range. Poor timing from Lomax.
Zaferani with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lomax to score with a decent uppercut.
Zaferani throws a lazy right hand but Lomax sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
An inside leg kick from Lomax misses.
Zaferani checks a leg kick.
Zaferani dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lomax. That did some damage!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani digs a good body shot into Lomax's ribs.
Lomax fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zaferani has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Zaferani misses with a leg kick
and Lomax counters with a nice body kick.
Lomax stalks Zaferani and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Zaferani's face. Zaferani staggers backwards, shaken.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Donk. Lomax catches Zaferani right on the button with a cross.
Lomax takes a kick to the side of the head.
Zaferani has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lomax.
Zaferani jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zaferani works the jab nicely.
Lomax uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zaferani.
A jab from Zaferani does it's job there.
Zaferani looks to throw the jab but Lomax is out of range.
Clint Lomax is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zaferani throws a lazy right hand but Lomax sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zaferani lands a head kick. Lomax smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
That kick from Lomax tenderised Zaferani's leg. Zaferani is trying to keep his angry face on.
Zaferani looks to score with a jab to the body but Lomax is just out of range.
Zaferani lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lomax circles away quickly and effectively.
A chopping leg kick lands by Lomax.
Zaferani blocks a head kick by Lomax.
Lomax lands with an overhand left.
Hamid Zaferani has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zaferani scores with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zaferani tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lomax lands with a shot to the body.
Lomax lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

And that's the end of the fight!
Clint Lomax showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lomax has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 50:45
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 50:45
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clint Lomax!

Clint Lomax retains his bantamweight title!
After the fight, Clint Lomax was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xiomar Halo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Moon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Halo kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down . Moon comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Heartbeats kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



205 cm
26
267 lbs
17 - 3 - 0
190 cm
30
245 lbs
21 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Xiomar Halo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Howard Moon!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moon moves out of range of the strikes.
Halo lunges at Moon with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Moon's hand.
Halo defending well as Moon loads up on a big left hand.
Halo staying out of range there.
Halo works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

It looks like Howard Moon has been cut.
Moon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Halo connects with the punch.
Halo just misses with a punch to the body.
Halo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Halo thows a body kick. Moon tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Moon throws a sloppy head kick and Halo moves out of range easily.
Halo is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Halo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Halo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Halo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Moon throws a leg kick

and Halo counters with a crisp one two that drops Moon! Halo thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Moon to his feet! Moon is in big trouble!
Moon throws a big shot that misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Halo. Moon shrugs it off though.
Moon looks winded!
That kick from Halo tenderised Moon's leg. Moon is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Halo cracks the inside of Moon's front leg.
Halo misses with a double jab.
Moon wants to slow Halo down by chopping away at his legs.
Halo comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Moon avoids the body shot from Halo.
Moon swinging wildly here.
Halo throws a body punch but Moon moves out of range.

Halo gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Moon blocks a body shot from Halo.
Moon tries to throw a body punch but Halo avoids it by throwing Moon back against the cage.
A knee to the head by Halo.
Halo tries a body shot but Moon blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Moon misses with some punches.
Moon misses with a punch to the body.
Halo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Halo.
Halo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Halo lands a hook that snaps the head of Moon backwards.
Moon blocks a body shot from Halo.
A shot in the inside from Halo.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Halo.
Halo misses with a knee strike.

Halo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Moon takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Moon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Halo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Moon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Halo.
Moon lands with a shot to the body.
Halo throws a nice outside leg kick.
Halo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Halo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Moon circles away quickly and effectively.
Halo jabs at Moon's body.
Halo lands a lovely overhand right.

Halo cracks Moon with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Moon looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Halo finish him?

Moon is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Halo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Moon stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Moon avoids the body shot from Halo.
Halo throws out a powerful jab.
Moon is still on wobbly legs! Can Halo finish him?
Xiomar Halo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Halo scores with a kick to the body.
Halo throws a pinpoint strike between Moon's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Moon crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Halo scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Xiomar Halo!
In his post fight interview, Xiomar Halo started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dante Evangelisti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kane Yamada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evangelisti comes into the arena with Hunting For Death blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



183 cm
29
193 lbs
24 - 5 - 0
190 cm
30
183 lbs
29 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dante Evangelisti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kane Yamada!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Ryoma Takatsuka.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Evangelisti misses with a body shot.
Evangelisti ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Yamada throws a nice looking combination but Evangelisti bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Evangelisti throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Yamada walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Evangelisti misses with a hook. Yamada ducked under it nicely.
Yamada moves forwards but Evangelisti connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Evangelisti throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Yamada on the side of the head.
Evangelisti cracks a nice hook into Yamada's ribs.
Yamada looks winded!
Yamada lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Evangelisti circles away quickly and effectively.
Yamada gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Evangelisti.
A nice leg kick lands there from Evangelisti.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Evangelisti.
Dante Evangelisti seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Evangelisti catches Yamada with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Evangelisti cracks Yamada with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Yamada looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Evangelisti finish him?

Yamada is rocked!
Evangelisti will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Yamada is still on wobbly legs! Can Evangelisti finish him?
Evangelisti fakes the leg kick and cracks Yamada in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evangelisti misses with a wild combination.
Yamada seems to have recovered his senses.
Evangelisti misses with a looping right.
Evangelisti buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yamada on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Yamada ducks right into an uppercut from Evangelisti.
Evangelisti ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Evangelisti scores with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice body kick there by Evangelisti.
Evangelisti works Yamada's body with a nice hook.
Evangelisti delivers a nice body kick.
Yamada keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Evangelisti lands with a good body shot.
A lazy left from Evangelisti finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Evangelisti.
Evangelisti throws a leg kick which misses Yamada's front leg but catches the back leg as Yamada tries to avoid it.
Both fighters circling a little - Evangelisti finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Evangelisti misses with a kick to the body.
Yamada takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Yamada uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Evangelisti.
A lazy left from Evangelisti finds it's target.
Yamada on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Evangelisti. Evangelisti obviously looking to wear him down.
Yamada walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice shot lands for Evangelisti.
Evangelisti is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Evangelisti throws a leg kick which misses Yamada's front leg but catches the back leg as Yamada tries to avoid it.
Evangelisti buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yamada takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Yamada's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Evangelisti throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evangelisti throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Evangelisti misses the shot to the body.
Evangelisti swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A thudding body kick lands there by Evangelisti!
Evangelisti lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Evangelisti just misses with a punch to the body.
Yamada throws a wild hook but Evangelisti just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Yamada gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Evangelisti raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dante Evangelisti!
Dante Evangelisti was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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A | B
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A | B
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A | B
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RATING
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