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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry Thompson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny The Crow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Terry Thompson has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Thompson
vs
The Crow

188 cm
18
221 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

201 cm
19
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Terry Thompson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Danny The Crow!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thompson just misses with a punch to the body.
The Crow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thompson cracks The Crow with a right hand to the side of the head.
Thompson just misses with a punch to the body.
Thompson scores with a nice strike.
Thompson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The Crow keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thompson.
Thompson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thompson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Thompson throws a body punch but The Crow moves out of range.
Thompson is looking to wear down The Crow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Thompson misses with a lunging right hand
and Thompson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Crow takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Terry Thompson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Thompson.
The Crow avoids the body shot from Thompson.
The Crow steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thompson.
The Crow takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Crow checks a leg kick.
Thompson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sloppy strikes from Thompson. Those never looked like landing.
A cross from Thompson lands.
Thompson throws a right and a left that The Crow avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thompson looks to land a combination. The Crow sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Thompson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Crow moves away.
Thompson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Crow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Crow staying out of range there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thompson throws a leg kick
and The Crow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Crow uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thompson.
The Crow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thompson throws out the jab.
Thompson moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thompson scores with a nice strike.
Thompson misses with a hook. The Crow ducked under it nicely.
Thompson throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Crow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thompson misses with an uppercut.
Thompson throws a body punch but The Crow moves out of range.
Thompson throws a body punch but The Crow moves out of range.
Thompson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Crow manages to avoid it.
Thompson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Thompson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thompson lands with a good body shot.
Thompson looks to throw the jab but The Crow is out of range.
Thompson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crow was well out of range. Poor timing from Thompson.
Thompson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Crow.
Thompson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Crow moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Thompson missing with a left hand there. The Crow was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Thompson lands with a nice body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Crow slips a straight right by Thompson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Terry Thompson dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Thompson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Crow doesn't seem bothered though.
Thompson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Crow.
Thompson throws a push kick but The Crow slaps the foot to one side.
Thompson throws a body punch but The Crow moves out of range.
Thompson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thompson looks to land a right hand but The Crow moved out of range.
Thompson misses with a straight right.
Thompson connects with a looping right hand.
Thompson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Thompson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thompson misses with a hook.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but The Crow might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Thompson has got the better of the exchanges.
Thompson throws a shot from downtown. The Crow moves away and avoids it.
The Crow takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Thompson looks to score with a jab to the body but The Crow is just out of range.
Thompson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crow was well out of range. Poor timing from Thompson.
The Crow uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thompson.
Thompson looks to throw the jab but The Crow is out of range.
Thompson lands with a nice body punch.
Thompson takes a swing at The Crow's ribcage but misses.
Thompson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Crow avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Crow keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thompson.
Thompson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crow was well out of range. Poor timing from Thompson.
Some wild striking there from Thompson.
Thompson misses with a body kick.
Thompson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Terry Thompson is winning the standup battle so far.
Thompson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thompson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crow was well out of range. Poor timing from Thompson.
Thompson throws a looping overhand right but The Crow ducks down to avoid it.
Thompson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Crow can do to turn this around?
Thompson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thompson misses with a body shot.
Thompson throws a body punch but The Crow moves out of range.
Thompson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Crow.
Thompson misses with a body shot.
The Crow takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Thompson connects with a looping right hand.
Thompson looks to score with a jab to the body but The Crow is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Crow staying out of range there.
Thompson throws a hook to the side of The Crow's head but The Crow sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thompson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Crow manages to avoid it.
Thompson's corner calls for a 1-2. Thompson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Thompson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thompson misses with a double jab.
Thompson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A cross from Thompson lands.
The Crow uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thompson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Terry Thompson dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Thompson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Crow manages to avoid it.
Good work by The Crow as he checks the leg kick.
Thompson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Crow slips a straight right by Thompson.
The Crow takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thompson. The Crow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Thompson.
Thompson misses with a wild body shot.
The Crow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Thompson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thompson lands with a cross.
The Crow uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thompson.
Thompson fails to land with a series of punches.
The Crow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thompson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thompson thows a body shot but no joy.
Some wild striking there from Thompson.
Thompson connects with a good right hand that stumbles The Crow. The Crow circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The Crow has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thompson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Thompson lands a body shot.
Thompson scores with a nice head shot.
The Crow avoids the body shot from Thompson.
Thompson throws a leg kick but The Crow checks it.
Thompson misses with an uppercut.
Thompson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Thompson misses with a shot to the body
and The Crow makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thompson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Crow.
Thompson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Crow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thompson misses with a body shot.
The Crow blocks a jab.
The Crow avoids the body shot from Thompson.
Thompson misses the body punch
letting The Crow counter with a right hand.
Thompson cracks The Crow with a good jab.
Thompson lands with a straight right. The Crow didn't see that one coming.
Thompson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Crow was well out of range. Poor timing from Thompson.
Thompson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Crow.
The Crow moves out of range of the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thompson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Crow.
Thompson lands a nice shot that snaps The Crow's head back.
The Crow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd cheers as Thompson lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Crow doesn't seem phased though.
Thompson swings for the body but The Crow moves out of range.
Thompson thows a body shot but no joy.
Thompson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thompson connects with the punch.
Danny The Crow has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thompson throws a right and a left that The Crow avoids nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Terry Thompson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Thompson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:25
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:26
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Terry Thompson!

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C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
34%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Gage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Gage has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gage
vs
Diaz

185 cm
18
282 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

202 cm
19
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Joe Gage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, George Diaz!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gage throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diaz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gage.
Gage lands a jab to Diaz's midsection.
Joe Gage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gage throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Diaz counters with a straight right hand.
Diaz needs to keep his hands up - Gage had a free shot at his head there.
Diaz slips a jab and a cross from Gage.
Gage just misses with a punch to the body.
Diaz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gage throws a shot from downtown. Diaz moves away and avoids it.
A combination from Gage does no damage.
Diaz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab from Gage.

It looks like George Diaz has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gage ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diaz moves away.
Gage lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diaz circles away quickly and effectively.
Gage throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gage misses with a straight left.
Gage swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Diaz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from Gage misses.

Gage drops Diaz with a beautiful combination! Diaz stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Gage is looking for the KO!

Diaz is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gage weaves into range and cracks Diaz right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Diaz goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Gage is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Gage!
Post fight, an emotional Joe Gage said 'Ill fuck u till u love me faggot!'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
50%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andrey Voronkoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Django Tibetan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Voronkoff comes to the cage accompanied by System of a Down-Aerials. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Voronkoff
vs
Tibetan

186 cm
28
260 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

191 cm
26
281 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Andrey Voronkoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Django Tibetan!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tibetan gets tackled into the cage by Voronkoff. Voronkoff maintains the clinch.
Voronkoff blocks the elbow strike.
Voronkoff takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Andrey Voronkoff has been cut.
Voronkoff takes an elbow to the temple.
Tibetan lands a left hand.

Andrey Voronkoff's cut is getting worse.
Tibetan lands a nice uppercut.

Voronkoff jumps guard.
Tibetan is fighting to break Voronkoff's control of his arms but Voronkoff is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Tibetan must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Tibetan drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Voronkoff manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Tibetan has Voronkoff in his guard.
Voronkoff is in close to Tibetan's body, working some short punches and elbows.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Voronkoff makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Tibetan is trying to keep Voronkoff in close.
Voronkoff throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Tibetan works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Tibetan can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Voronkoff advances to half guard.
Voronkoff is taking a breather. Tibetan says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Voronkoff is looking to take a break and control but Tibetan is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Voronkoff passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Tibetan!
Tibetan wants to control but Voronkoff is having none of it.
Voronkoff landing strikes from the mount and Tibetan is in trouble!
Voronkoff has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Voronkoff trying to control but Tibetan is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Voronkoff working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Voronkoff is working for a guillotine from mount but Tibetan frees his head quite easily.
Voronkoff has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Tibetan's face.

Voronkoff quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Voronkoff but it's paid off an Tibetan is forced to tap! Nice work by Voronkoff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Andrey Voronkoff!
A very excited looking Andrey Voronkoff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

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C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
50%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manny Holt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noctis Perseus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Holt
vs
Perseus

185 cm
30
270 lbs
20 - 21 - 0

195 cm
32
278 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Black Hand Alliance Only Laundry Service

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manny Holt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noctis Perseus!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Perseus feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Perseus is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Perseus advances position into side control!
Holt sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Perseus prevents Holt from improving his position.

Perseus is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Perseus wants to work for an arm triangle but Holt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Perseus seems to be working for a kimura but Holt defends the submission attempt.

Perseus is working for a kimura but Holt is defending it quite comfortably.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Perseus is looking for a kimura but Holt is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Perseus to get the leverage.
Holt gets full guard.
Holt looking for a sweep. Not yet Holt, not yet.
Holt is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Perseus forces his way into half guard.

Perseus is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Perseus is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Holt doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Perseus.
Holt manages to get to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Holt looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Perseus looking to pass the guard.

Perseus thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Perseus passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Perseus looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Perseus tries for a kimura but Holt is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Perseus tries for a kimura but Holt is defending well.
Holt manages to work his way to half guard, despite Perseus's best efforts.

Perseus is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Holt is just riding it out for now. Perseus eventually gives up the hold.

Perseus is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Holt has managed to free his arm - good work.
Holt trying to control from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Perseus wants to pass to mount but Holt is defending the position.

Perseus is working for a submission of some sort.
Holt wants to improve his position but Perseus is controlling well.
Holt is pressing down on Perseus's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Holt trying to keep a closed guard but Perseus is proving a slippery customer.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Perseus thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Holt bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Perseus's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noctis Perseus dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Perseus swinging wildly here.
Perseus shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Holt as he avoids it easily.
Holt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Perseus was well out of range. Poor timing from Holt.
Perseus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Holt.
Holt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Holt stuffs the takedown.
Perseus has a takedown stuffed.
Manny Holt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Noctis Perseus.
Holt lands a jab to Perseus's midsection.
Perseus shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Holt defends it nicely.
Perseus moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Perseus moves out of range of the strikes.
Holt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Perseus on the side of the head.
Holt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice sprawl there from Holt as Perseus shoots in.
Holt misses with a few strikes there.
Perseus is trying hard to land a takedown here. Holt sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Holt stuns Perseus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Perseus shoots in looking for a takedown. Holt tries to sprawl out of it but Perseus keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Holt manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Perseus tries to score a power double leg takedown but Holt sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Perseus somewhat.
Perseus is breathing heavily.
Holt throws a lazy right hand but Perseus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Perseus closes the distance and clinches up with Holt, looking for a takedown. Perseus pushes Holt against the cage but Holt circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Holt just misses with a punch to the body.
Holt throws a series of punches but Perseus moves out of range.
Perseus misses with a takedown attempt
and Holt counters with a three punch combo that has Perseus backing up. Perseus nods at Holt to acknowledge the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Perseus looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Perseus slips under a jab from Holt.
Perseus shoots in for a takedown but Holt shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Perseus fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

Holt gets a double leg takedown into Perseus's guard.

Perseus looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Perseus looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Holt passes into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holt scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Perseus wants to get back to full guard.
Holt seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Perseus does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Holt is working for a submission of some sort.

Perseus actively working from the bottom here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Holt lands strikes from half guard.

Perseus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Perseus is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Holt scores with a couple of nice shots.
Holt wants to lay and pray for a moment but Perseus keeps working.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Perseus tries to roll over but Holt keeps him under control.
Holt is nestled in close to Perseus, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holt is nestled in close to Perseus, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Holt is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Still in half guard, Holt seems content to control.
Perseus gets full guard.

Perseus is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Perseus has momentary wrist control but Holt slips an elbow through the middle.

Perseus is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holt won't allow Perseus to sweep him here.

Perseus working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Holt doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Holt manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manny Holt dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Holt lands a nice shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Holt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Holt is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Perseus's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Holt thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice body punch from Holt.
Holt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Perseus lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Perseus misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Nice sprawl there from Holt as Perseus shoots in.
Holt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Perseus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Holt decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Perseus is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Holt pulls his head out easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Holt there.
Perseus wants to get back to full guard.
Nice strikes from Holt there.
Holt working the head and body with strikes.

Perseus looking for submissions off his back.
Holt landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Holt wants to work for an arm triangle but Perseus is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Perseus won't allow Holt to pass to mount.
Perseus is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Holt's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Holt's back!

Perseus is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Holt has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Holt tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holt regains half guard.
Holt has his hands clasped together around Perseus's back. He's all about the action.
Holt's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Perseus tries to pass the half guard into mount. Holt knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Perseus is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Holt is just riding it out for now. Perseus eventually gives up the hold.

Perseus trying to work for an americana but Holt has managed to regain full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holt keeping full guard, as Perseus tries to pass.
Perseus trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Holt manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

Perseus had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Holt defends it easily.

Perseus looking for a guillotine here but Holt defends easily.
Holt sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Perseus's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Perseus gets back to full guard.

Perseus has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Holt can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Holt passes into half guard.
Perseus manages to get to full guard.
Holt landing with the ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holt cracks Perseus with a solid left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Manny Holt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Holt has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Manny Holt!
A very excited looking Manny Holt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

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pop
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mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
91%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kazuo Hanayama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Six Shooter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shooter has chosen DJ Antoine - Ma Cherie as his entrance music. Six Shooter has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hanayama
vs
Shooter

180 cm
29
279 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

187 cm
33
256 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kazuo Hanayama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Six Shooter!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanayama throws a series of punches but Shooter moves out of range.
Hanayama gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shooter counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Hanayama closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Hanayama lands in his opponent's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Shooter manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hanayama manages to get himself to full guard.
Shooter passes into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Shooter lands a nice short elbow.
Hanayama tries to roll over but Shooter keeps him under control.
Shooter is keen to just control but Hanayama is a slippery customer.
Shooter tries to pass to full mount but Hanayama defends it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hanayama is looking to improve his position.
Hanayama flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shooter lands strikes from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hanayama tries to roll over but Shooter keeps him under control.

Shooter looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Shooter wants to free his trapped foot but Hanayama is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Shooter wants to control but Hanayama is keeping him busy.
Shooter working Hanayama over with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hanayama is not content to let Shooter control the position.
Hanayama tries to get to full guard but Shooter has control of the leg.
Shooter works his way into full mount!
Shooter is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Hanayama can't stay in a position like this for much longer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shooter working the ground and pound effectively.
Hanayama throwing hammer fists to the chest of Shooter. What's that going to do exactly?
Shooter in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Shooter avoids the attempt from Hanayama to control.

Shooter has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Hanayama is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Six Shooter!
Six Shooter took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Resistance for their support in the buildup to the fight.

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FIGHT
RATING
64%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hazni Ali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Mohammadpourkarkarragh's choice of entrance music: The Dictator - Mohammadpourkarkarragh Motherfucker. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Ali
vs
Mohammadpourkarkarragh

190 cm
33
245 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

194 cm
28
288 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Sparta Fightware

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hazni Ali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Chris Downing and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ali throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh needs to keep his hands up - Ali had a free shot at his head there.
Ali looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh slips a jab and a cross from Ali.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh scores with a shot to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Mohammadpourkarkarragh 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hazni Ali seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ali tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mohammadpourkarkarragh was well out of range. Poor timing from Ali.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ali.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh lands with an uppercut that bounces Ali off the cage and back into range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ali.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ali moves away.
Ali keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Ali scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh scores with a jab.
Ali misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ali ducks under a wild hook from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh cracks Ali with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ali uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws out a powerful jab.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ali.
Ali misses with a jab, cross combination.
Some wild striking there from Ali.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh misses with a hook
and Ali counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ali steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ali swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ali bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A swing and a miss from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Ali swinging wildly here.
Ali throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ali ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mohammadpourkarkarragh moves away.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Mohammadpourkarkarragh misses.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh loads up on a big right hand but Ali slips the punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Ali misses the target.
Ali scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Ali pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Mohammadpourkarkarragh back to the cage. Ali follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali walks into a stiff left hand from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Ali takes one to the chin there.
Ali throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mohammadpourkarkarragh counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Some wild striking there from Ali.
Ali throws a series of punches but Mohammadpourkarkarragh avoids them all with ease.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh misses with a looping left.
Ali swings for the body but Mohammadpourkarkarragh moves out of range.
Ali misses with a two punch combination.
Decent striking displayed by Mohammadpourkarkarragh there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ali uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Ali misses with a few strikes there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ali moves away.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh connects with a body shot that sends Ali's belly button to the back.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ali keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ali.
A shot to the liver by Mohammadpourkarkarragh. Beautiful body shot.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh cracks a nice hook into Ali's ribs.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ali in his tracks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mohammadpourkarkarragh lands with a cross.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Ali had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Ali misses with a wild combination.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ali was well out of range. Poor timing from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Mohammadpourkarkarragh lunges at Ali with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ali's hand.
Ali looks to land a combination but Mohammadpourkarkarragh avoids it well.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh misses the jab.
A jab from Mohammadpourkarkarragh does it's job there.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ali.
Ali throws a nice looking combination but Mohammadpourkarkarragh bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ali pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Mohammadpourkarkarragh back to the cage. Ali follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Ali closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Mohammadpourkarkarragh to the mat! Mohammadpourkarkarragh manages to get full guard.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Ali controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Ali throwing strikes but missing.
Ali works over Mohammadpourkarkarragh with some ground and pound from guard.
Ali keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Mohammadpourkarkarragh's head.
Ali postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Ali keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Mohammadpourkarkarragh's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ali working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ali stands up over Mohammadpourkarkarragh, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Ali working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Mohammadpourkarkarragh's head.
Ali lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh is looking to stand up but Ali isn't so interested in that idea.
Ali lands a couple of digs.
Ali with a nice head shot there.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ali chips away with some ground and pound.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Mohammadpourkarkarragh can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Ali slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh wants to sweep but no luck.
Ali seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Ali wants to control from the top but Mohammadpourkarkarragh keeps moving.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh is trying to keep Ali in close.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh defending well as Ali loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ali fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice shot by Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws a hook but Ali blocks it.
Ali keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Ali scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ali takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Ali looking to score a takedown here. Mohammadpourkarkarragh is defending well but Ali drives through and ends up in Mohammadpourkarkarragh's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ali trying to control but Mohammadpourkarkarragh is working from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ali in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Ali forces his way into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hazni Ali dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh's cut.
That's time! Ali's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Ali connects with a jab.
Ali tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mohammadpourkarkarragh was well out of range. Poor timing from Ali.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh misses with a looping left.
Ali lands a head shot.
Ali keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh swings for the body but Ali moves out of range.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws a hook to the side of Ali's head but Ali sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ali misses with an uppercut. Mohammadpourkarkarragh saw that one coming.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh avoids a punch combination nicely.
A punch combination from Ali misses.
Ali tries for a takedown but Mohammadpourkarkarragh sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ali lands a jab to Mohammadpourkarkarragh's midsection.
Ali lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Ali missing with a left hand there. Mohammadpourkarkarragh was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh swings for the body but Ali moves out of range.
Ali just misses with a punch to the body.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh cracks Ali with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ali throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ali fails to land with a series of punches.

Ali is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Mohammadpourkarkarragh's half guard.
Ali has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Ali.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh is in trouble now - Ali has advanced to mount!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ali wants to control the pace but Mohammadpourkarkarragh is squirming around nicely.
Ali landing strikes from the mount.
Ali wants to control the pace but Mohammadpourkarkarragh is squirming around nicely.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Ali here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Ali with good strikes from the mount here!
Ali lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Ali lands with some strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali avoids the attempt from Mohammadpourkarkarragh to control.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ali tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Ali is in the full mount, landing strikes.

Mohammadpourkarkarragh is rocked!
Ali looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Mohammadpourkarkarragh covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hazni Ali!
An out of breath Hazni Ali thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny McGee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeremy Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackson has chosen Highway Star by Deep Purple as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McGee
vs
Jackson

195 cm
30
272 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

190 cm
24
256 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Sparta Fightware

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny McGee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeremy Jackson!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGee scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jackson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

McGee cracks Jackson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Jackson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can McGee finish him?

Jackson is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGee moves in close and cracks Jackson with a massive right hand! Jackson, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by McGee!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tiny McGee!

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hype
A | B

pop
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mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kzarik Nahrul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan comes to the cage accompanied by Real American. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Hogan
vs
Nahrul

190 cm
30
258 lbs
38 - 25 - 0

195 cm
31
280 lbs
26 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kzarik Nahrul!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan misses with a looping left.
Nahrul pushes Hogan away with a front kick.
Hogan throws the left hand but Nahrul avoids the punch easily.

Hogan moves into the clinch successfully.
Nahrul misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hogan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hogan pushes Nahrul back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nahrul tries to land knees in the clinch but Hogan avoids the damage to the body.
Nahrul tries a body shot but Hogan blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hogan.
Hogan blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hogan tries a body shot but Nahrul blocks it.
Hogan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hogan lands a hook that snaps the head of Nahrul backwards.
Hogan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hogan can't find room to land a body shot as Nahrul controls the action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hogan lands with a right to the head.
A right hand to the body from Hogan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Hogan - that landed with a thud.
Nahrul looks winded!
Hogan leaning his opponent against the cage.
Hogan is working Nahrul over against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right hook to the body lands for Hogan.
Hogan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hogan cracks Nahrul with a nice body shot.
Hogan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.
Hogan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hogan pushes Nahrul back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hogan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hogan digs a right hand into Nahrul's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nahrul's gas tank.
Hogan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Hogan.

Nahrul is rocked!

It looks like Kzarik Nahrul has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Hogan.
Nahrul is still on wobbly legs! Can Hogan finish him?
Hogan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nice body punch from Hogan.
Hogan lands a huge punch on the inside that knocks Nahrul senseless! Wow, what a way to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hulk Hogan!
A very excited looking Hulk Hogan rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Forest Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie has chosen r this town i 101 as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gump
vs
Gracie

200 cm
32
275 lbs
30 - 14 - 0

195 cm
33
280 lbs
35 - 16 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Forest Gump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie fakes the leg kick and cracks Gump in the body.
Gump connects with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Gracie.
Gump throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gump pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gracie slips under a jab from Gump.
Nice straight punches there by Gump. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Gump.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gracie.
Gracie misses with a wild combination.
Gracie takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gump throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gracie sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Asshole Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gracie explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Gracie shoots in but no luck this time.
Gump jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Gracie has managed to clinch.
Gracie works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Gump prevents a body shot from Gracie.
Gracie working Gump over with knees to the body.
Gump working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Gump is breathing heavily.
Gracie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gump swings wildly with an uppercut but Gracie uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gracie doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gump swings wildly with an uppercut but Gracie uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gump is looking to break free of the clinch but Gracie has double underhooks.
A short body shot lands from Gracie as the two fighters clinch.
Gracie pushes Gump back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gump misses with a body punch.
Gracie misses with a punch to the body.
Gracie misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gracie misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Gracie fails to land.
Gracie lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gump or not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gracie taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie is working Gump over against the cage.
Gracie lands with a light punch inside.
Gump tries to break free but Gracie pushes him back against the cage.
Gracie is leaning against Gump and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Gracie lands with a short shot to the head.
Gracie lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gracie cracks Gump with a nice body shot.
Still in the clinch, Gracie scores with a nice short uppercut.
Gracie struggles to land a body shot inside as Gump controls his hands.
Gracie digs a right hand underneath Gump's ribcage. Gump let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A nice left hand lands by Gracie.
Gracie lands a left hand.

Gump is rocked!
Gracie works on Gump's body with a couple of short punches.
Oh Gump is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gracie creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Gump with a big uppercut! Gump tries to clinch up but Gracie pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Gump to the mat! Gump covers up and Gracie unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Asshole Gracie!
A very excited looking Asshole Gracie rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.