PVF7: Wargasm PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Skip Lakp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nate Quater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Lakp
vs
Quater

190 cm
19
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
23
219 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Pro-Valiance Nutrition
Pro-Valiance Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Skip Lakp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nate Quater!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quater misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Quater misses with a kick to the body.
Lakp avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Quater tries a head kick but it misses.
Quater swats away the attempt to clinch by Lakp.
Quater misses with a head kick.
Lakp is looking to clinch.
Lakp tries to close the distance and clinch up but Quater swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Quater throws a head kick but Lakp moves out of range.
Lakp fails with an attempt to clinch.

Lakp clinches with his opponent.
Lakp lands a right hand that snaps the head of Quater backwards.
Lakp makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lakp lands a left hand.
Lakp lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lakp tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Quater smiles and moves away.
Lakp is looking to clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Quater.
Quater lands with a kick to the temple. Lakp shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Lakp forces Quater back against the ropes and clinches.
Quater tries to circle away but Lakp has him pinned against the ropes.
Quater blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lakp.
Lakp tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lakp lands with a right to the head.
Lakp swings wildly with an uppercut but Quater uses good head movement to avoid it.
Quater wants to break free but Lakp has control.
Lakp lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Quater is trying to break the clinch but Lakp is controlling him.
Lakp lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Quater backwards.
Lakp misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quater is trying to break the clinch but Lakp is controlling him.
Lakp lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Quater is trying to break the clinch but Lakp has him pressed against the ropes.
Lakp lands a left hand.
Quater blocking some punches.
Lakp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lakp misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lakp misses with some punches.
Lakp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lakp lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Quater backwards.
Lakp lands with a light punch inside.
Quater blocks an uppercut.
Lakp lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quater working hard to break the clinch.
Lakp throws a punch but it's blocked by Quater.
Lakp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lakp lands a right hand that snaps the head of Quater backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Quater's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Quater is pressed up against the ropes. Lakp has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Quater down to the mat. Quater avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Quater throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lakp.
Lakp tries to clinch there but Quater circles away.
Lakp fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lakp fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lakp tries to clinch up.

Lakp moves into the clinch.
Quater blocks an uppercut.
Lakp has a couple of punches blocked by Quater.
Quater wants to break free but Lakp has control.
Lakp misses with a hook from the clinch.
Quater tries to break free but Lakp pushes him back against the ropes.
A frustrated look appears on Quater's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Lakp misses with a short punch on the inside.

Lakp pulls guard.
Lakp controlling Quater's posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quater tries to stand but Lakp is controlling from the bottom.
Lakp trying to control the position here.
Lakp trying to control the position.
Quater must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Quater won't allow Lakp to sweep him here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Lakp trying to control the position here.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Lakp is trying to control the position but Quater postures up.
Lakp tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Quater wants to get up but he can't break Lakp's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Quater keeps the fight on the outside.

Lakp darts in and clinches Quater up against the ropes.
Quater blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nate Quater dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Lakp tries to close the distance and clinch up but Quater swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Lakp rushes Quater and presses him up against the ropes.
Quater is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Quater wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lakp working aggressively here.
Lakp has a couple of punches blocked by Quater.
Lakp lands with a left to the head.

Lakp pulls guard.
Lakp wants to sweep here but Quater controlling him for the moment.
Lakp seems keen to control Quater's posture.
Lakp bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Quater's guard.
Lakp throwing strikes but missing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lakp slips nicely into half guard.
Lakp trying to pass the guard but Quater defending well.
Lakp uses his free foot to push down on Quater's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Quater.
Quater blocking the ground and pound.
Lakp throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Quater because Lakp loaded up on that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lakp throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Lakp throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Lakp thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Lakp sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Quater is trying to get to the ropes to help him get back to his feet.
Lakp sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Lakp throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Quater because Lakp loaded up on that one.
Quater blocking the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quater blocking the ground and pound.
Quater blocking the ground and pound.
Quater wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Lakp.
Lakp throwing strikes here but Quater is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Quater is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Lakp unloads with some shots from mount but Quater bucks and avoids them well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Quater trying desperately to get to his feet.
Lakp throws some wild stikes that Quater manages to avoid easily.
Lakp throwing strikes here but Quater is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Lakp unloads with some shots from mount but Quater bucks and avoids them well.
Quater wants to use the ropes to get back to his feet here.
Lakp throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lakp thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skip Lakp dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Quater tries a head kick but it misses.

Lakp has managed to clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Quater's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Lakp lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Quater backwards.
Lakp lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Quater is trying to break free.
Quater wants to break free but Lakp has control.
Lakp fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Quater tries to break the clinch but Lakp is controlling the position.

Lakp decides to pull guard.
Lakp wants to sweep here but Quater controlling him for the moment.
Lakp is pulling down on Quater's head to control his posture.
Lakp is trying to control the position but Quater postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quater wants to stand but Lakp has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Lakp wants to sweep here but Quater controlling him for the moment.
Lakp is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Lakp pulls Quater in close to prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Quater throws a head kick that misses.

Lakp moves into range and clinches up with Quater.
Quater is trying to force a seperation but Lakp has the dominant position.
Quater wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lakp has him pressed against the ropes.
Lakp misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lakp has a couple of punches blocked by Quater.
Lakp working aggressively here.
Lakp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Quater blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lakp misses with the head strike.
Lakp doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Quater.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lakp.
Quater wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Quater wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lakp has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Lakp swings wildly with an uppercut but Quater uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lakp misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Lakp scores with a nice short uppercut.
Lakp misses with the head strike.
Lakp misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lakp fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Quater tries to break the clinch but Lakp is controlling the position.
Lakp has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Quater avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Quater blocking some punches.
Lakp tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Quater just stands there and leans against the ropes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Skip Lakp. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lakp lands a right hand.
Quater is trying to break the clinch but Lakp has him pressed against the ropes.
Still in the clinch, Lakp scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Quater.
Lakp throws a head punch that misses.
Quater can't break the clinch.
Quater wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lakp fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Lakp lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Quater backwards.
Quater blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Quater has had enough of the clinch but Lakp keeps him there for the moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Quater.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Quater blocks an uppercut.
Lakp throws a punch but it's blocked by Quater.
Lakp doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lakp scores with a shot to the side of Quater's head.
Lakp pushes Quater back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lakp misses with a hook from the clinch.
Quater has had enough of the clinch but Lakp keeps him there for the moment.
Quater tries to break the clinch but Lakp is controlling the position.
Lakp scores with a shoulder strike.
Lakp misses with some punches.
Lakp tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Quater just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Lakp lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Quater tries to break free but Lakp pushes him back against the ropes.
Lakp tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Lakp tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Quater is trying to break the clinch but Lakp is controlling him.
Quater wants to get back to striking at distance but Lakp won't allow it.
Quater is looking to break free of the clinch but Lakp has double underhooks.
Quater wants to break the clinch but can't.
Quater wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Skip Lakp showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Lakp has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Skip Lakp!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
31%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Brutus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Statham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brutus comes into the arena with ladies and gentleman blaring out of the sound system. Brock Brutus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Brutus
vs
Statham

190 cm
20
265 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

180 cm
22
258 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Pro-Valiance Nutrition
Pro-Valiance Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Brutus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jason Statham !
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brutus scores with a decent looking hook.

Brutus shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Statham napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Brutus advances to full mount.
Brutus trying to control but Statham is having none of it.
Brutus scoring with strikes but Statham is staying in there.
Statham is desperately trying to improve his position but Brutus has a good base and remains in mount.
Brutus has his opponent pinned against the ropes, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Statham 's face.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Statham can't escape the position.
Statham is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brutus looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Brutus can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Statham is looking to escape.
Brutus lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brutus trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Brutus controlling the position easily from mount.
Statham is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brutus can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Statham is looking to escape.
Brutus dominating with strikes here.
Brutus avoids the attempt from Statham to control.
Brutus breaks from Statham 's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Brutus looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Brutus lands a big elbow.
Brutus is in the full mount, landing strikes.

Brutus looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Brutus is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brutus controlling from mount.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Statham takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Statham 's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Brutus unloading with bombs!
Brutus can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Statham is looking to escape.
Brutus cracks Statham with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Statham tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Statham is squirming around, avoiding Brutus's attempts to control the action.
Statham keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Statham takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Statham tries to hold on but Brutus pushes him away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brutus pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Brutus has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Brutus raining down shots from the mount!
Statham wants to try and get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Brutus dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Brutus scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Brutus.
A right-left combo lands from Brutus.

Brutus has closed the distance and engaged Statham in a clinch.
Brutus is trying to break the clinch but Statham has him pressed against the ropes.

Brutus has clasped his hands together around Statham 's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Statham is looking to regain half guard here but Brutus keeps moving and retains side control.
Brutus wants to lay and pray for a moment but Statham keeps working.
Brutus is really struggling to control Statham but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Statham takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Brock Brutus overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Statham tries to improve position but can't.
Statham really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Brutus. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Brutus darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Statham tries to roll over but Brutus keeps him under control.
Brutus tries to pass the half guard into mount. Statham knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Statham is looking for a sweep. Brutus is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Statham trying to control here.
Brutus tries to pass the half guard into mount. Statham knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Brutus missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Statham is trying to escape back to his feet but Brutus uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Brutus has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Statham !

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Statham is in all sorts of trouble here.
BOOM! Brutus connects with a massive shot to the dome!
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Statham is trying to escape the mount.
Brutus working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Brutus takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Statham tries to hold on but Brutus pushes him away.
Brutus putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Brutus lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Statham tries to buck Brutus off but he can't manage it.
Statham gets back to half guard.
Statham is trying to maintain the position but Brutus is very close to passing his half guard.
Brutus wants to control but Statham is keeping him busy.
Statham wants to get back to his feet.
Brutus lands with a punch from half guard.
Statham is trying to stand up here but Brutus is controlling him well.
Brutus is keen to just control but Statham is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Brutus dominated that second round.
That's time! Brutus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Statham is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Statham wants to clinch

and Brutus counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Statham trying to hold on to Brutus's head to control him but Brutus postures up.
Brutus seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Brutus takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Brutus stops Statham from getting back to his feet.
Brutus passes the guard and advances to mount!
Brutus lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brutus content just to control the position here.
Brutus lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Statham hang on?
Brutus with shots to the head and body - Statham looks very uncomfortable down there.
Brutus looking to control but Statham is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Statham gets back to half guard.
Statham is not content to let Brutus control the position.
Statham wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brutus sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Statham defending well though.
Statham wants to get back to his feet.
Brutus looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Statham is looking to escape.
Brutus moves into full mount! Statham won't be happy about that!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Statham is squirming around, avoiding Brutus's attempts to control the action.
Brutus landing punches.
Brutus fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Brutus punishing his opponent with strikes.
Brutus controlling the position easily from mount.
Brutus punching from mount but Statham doing a good job of avoiding damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Brutus sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Statham regains half guard.
Brutus thows a huge punch but Statham dodges it nicely.
Statham is looking to escape.
Brutus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Statham can do to turn this around?
Statham has hold of Brutus's hands but Brutus slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jason Statham has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Statham is not content to let Brutus control the position.
Brutus landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brock Brutus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Brutus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:26
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brock Brutus!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
66%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Narric Nukeabitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Groinslap Bandit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Groinslap Bandit looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Nukeabitch
vs
Bandit

184 cm
20
190 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

170 cm
19
204 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Powerful

Pro-Valiance Nutrition
Pro-Valiance Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Narric Nukeabitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Groinslap Bandit!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bandit gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

It looks like Groinslap Bandit has been cut.

Bandit gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nukeabitch is trying to break the clinch but Bandit is controlling him.
Nukeabitch avoiding damage as Bandit throws knees to the body.
Bandit throws an elbow but it misses.
Bandit content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bandit prevents Nukeabitch from breaking the clinch.
Bandit tries a knee to the head but Nukeabitch blocks it.
Bandit creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nukeabitch's defenses.
Bandit looking to throw knees to the head but Nukeabitch is blocking nicely.
Nukeabitch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nukeabitch tries to break the clinch but Bandit is controlling the position.
Bandit tries to stall but Nukeabitch uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Bandit tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Nukeabitch avoids it.
Bandit is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Nukeabitch is defending well for now.
Nukeabitch is trying to break the clinch but Bandit is controlling him.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch but Bandit keeps him there for the moment.
Bandit lands an elbow just above Nukeabitch 's eye.
Nukeabitch blocks an elbow strike from Bandit.
Bandit lands an elbow inside that Nukeabitch shrugs off.
Nukeabitch wants to break free but Bandit has control.
Nukeabitch is trying to break free.
Bandit has Nukeabitch pressed against the ropes, preventing Nukeabitch from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Bandit just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nukeabitch's brow.
Bandit taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Nukeabitch's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bandit lands a nice elbow.
Bandit with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bandit lands a nice elbow.
Bandit prevents Nukeabitch from breaking the clinch.
Bandit keeps control of Nukeabitch as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nukeabitch is looking to break free of the clinch but Bandit has double underhooks.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nukeabitch is trying to break the clinch but Bandit is controlling him.
Bandit with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Nukeabitch looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch but Bandit keeps him there for the moment.
Bandit missing with knees to the body.
Bandit trying to land knees to the body.
Nukeabitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bandit looks gassed!
Nukeabitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nukeabitch wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bandit has him pressed against the ropes.
Bandit lands a nice elbow.
Nukeabitch is trying to break the clinch but Bandit has him pressed against the ropes.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bandit - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Nukeabitch wants to get back to striking at distance but Bandit won't allow it.
Nukeabitch wants to get back to striking at distance but Bandit won't allow it.
Nukeabitch avoiding damage as Bandit throws knees to the body.
Nukeabitch is trying to break free.
Nukeabitch wants to break free but Bandit has control.
Nukeabitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A frustrated look appears on Nukeabitch's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bandit lands an elbow just above Nukeabitch 's eye.
Knees to the body from Bandit.
Nukeabitch being controlled against the ropes.
Nukeabitch wants to get back to striking at distance but Bandit won't allow it.
Bandit lands an elbow that stopped Nukeabitch in his tracks for a moment.
Nukeabitch takes an elbow to the temple.
Nukeabitch can't break the clinch.
Bandit looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bandit trying to land knees to the body.
Nukeabitch tries to circle away but Bandit has him pinned against the ropes.
Nukeabitch tries to break free but Bandit pushes him back against the ropes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bandit obliges.
Nukeabitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nukeabitch tries to break free but Bandit pushes him back against the ropes.
Bandit lands an elbow inside that Nukeabitch shrugs off.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bandit throws an elbow that misses.
Bandit throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nukeabitch avoiding damage as Bandit throws knees to the body.
Nukeabitch working hard to break the clinch.
Nukeabitch wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bandit tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bandit with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Nukeabitch's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bandit looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Nukeabitch looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nukeabitch working hard to break the clinch.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nukeabitch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bandit stalling against the ropes.
Nukeabitch avoiding damage as Bandit throws knees to the body.
Nukeabitch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nukeabitch tries to break free but Bandit pushes him back against the ropes.
Bandit tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Nukeabitch avoids it.
Nukeabitch is trying to force a seperation but Bandit has the dominant position.
Nukeabitch takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bandit misses with a knee strike.
A knee to the head by Bandit.
Bandit is trying to stall.
Nukeabitch can't break the clinch.
Bandit displaying some good clinch control by pressing Nukeabitch up against the ropes.
Nukeabitch wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bandit tries to land a knee to the head but Nukeabitch blocks with his arms.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Bandit throws an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Bandit just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nukeabitch's brow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Groinslap Bandit will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Groinslap Bandit's cut.
That's time! Nukeabitch's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Nukeabitch looks to land a combination. Bandit sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Nukeabitch swats away the attempt to clinch by Bandit.
The fighters circle momentarily. Nukeabitch darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bandit is looking to clinch.
Nukeabitch tests Bandit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nukeabitch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nukeabitch keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That has opened up Groinslap Bandit's cut even more.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bandit tries to move into range but Nukeabitch moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
BOOM! Nukeabitch lands a beautiful left hook that drops Bandit. Bandit tries to recover but Nukeabitch is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Bandit lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Narric Nukeabitch!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
67%

Undercard bout

Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kaden Drake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and FLYING KNEE (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). KNEE is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: My Knees Don't lie. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Drake
vs
KNEE

178 cm
23
177 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

180 cm
22
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 1

Good takedowns
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Pro-Valiance Nutrition
Pro-Valiance Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kaden Drake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, FLYING KNEE!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KNEE tries to close the distance and clinch up but Drake swats him away and circles back towards the center.

KNEE pushes Drake up against the ropes in a clinch.
Drake tries to pull guard but KNEE won't allow it.
KNEE lands a nice elbow.
Drake tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. KNEE just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Knees to the body from KNEE.
Drake is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
KNEE scores with a knee to the head.
KNEE lands an elbow inside that Drake shrugs off.
KNEE lands a nice knee to the body.
KNEE utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
KNEE unloads a knee to the mid-section. Drake lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Drake takes a knee right on the jaw!

Drake is rocked!
Drake is pressed against the ropes. KNEE pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts Drake! Two more big strikes from KNEE and Drake crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). FLYING KNEE!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gustavo Sliva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Reeves (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Sliva
vs
Reeves

186 cm
24
205 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

182 cm
24
219 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

Pro-Valiance Nutrition
Pro-Valiance Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gustavo Sliva!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jason Reeves!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sliva swings for the body but Reeves moves out of range.
Sliva tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Reeves drives through with a takedown into guard.

Sliva is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Reeves passes Sliva's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

Reeves is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Sliva looking for a kimura from the bottom but Reeves passes into side control!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Sliva manages to get back to half guard.

Reeves is looking for a kimura but Sliva is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Reeves to get the leverage.

Reeves looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sliva looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Sliva looking for submissions off his back.

Sliva looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Sliva gets full guard.

Sliva looking for a guillotine here but Reeves defends easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Reeves drops back looking for a leg! Sliva is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Sliva manages to kick Reeves off! Reeves jumps back into Sliva's guard.

Sliva had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Reeves defends it easily.

Sliva working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Reeves doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Reeves manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Sliva looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Reeves thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Sliva is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Reeves is aware though and is defending well.

Sliva is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Reeves defends well.

Reeves is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Sliva looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Sliva is breathing heavily.

Reeves is posturing up here but Sliva has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Reeves tries to roll out but it's too tight and Reeves has to tap! Slick submission there by Sliva!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Gustavo Sliva!
Gustavo Sliva is the new light heavyweight champion!