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SteelPenn - XXXIX PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Akseli Suokuokka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Caschera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Suokuokka might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Bags - Cavemen Rejoice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Caschera's choice of entrance music: Crimson King by Demons & Wizards limited edition. Akseli Suokuokka has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.



189 cm
28
255 lbs
13 - 13 - 0
175 cm
37
255 lbs
23 - 27 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good takedowns
Excellent MT
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Akseli Suokuokka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Max Caschera!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suokuokka catches Caschera with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Suokuokka wants to clinch.
Suokuokka scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Max Caschera has been cut.
Suokuokka misses with a body kick.
Suokuokka sizes up Caschera with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caschera misses with a hook. Suokuokka ducked under it nicely.

Suokuokka closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Suokuokka throwing shots but Caschera is blocking nicely.
Caschera is trying to stand.
Suokuokka works his way into full mount!
Suokuokka will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Caschera keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Caschera gets back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Caschera looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Suokuokka is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Caschera doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Suokuokka.
Suokuokka trying to control the action but Caschera is working from the bottom.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Suokuokka landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Caschera pushes Suokuokka off looking to stand but Suokuokka dives back in and keeps control.

Caschera looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Suokuokka seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Suokuokka lands a nice short elbow.
Caschera tries to get to full guard but Suokuokka has control of the leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Suokuokka looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Caschera on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Suokuokka connects with a nice short shot to Caschera's temple.

The cut above Max Caschera's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

Suokuokka seems to be working for a kimura but Caschera defends the submission attempt.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Caschera is trying to stand.
Suokuokka drops an elbow to the side of Caschera's head.
Suokuokka stops Caschera from getting back to his feet.
Suokuokka prevents Caschera from improving his position.
Caschera is trying to maintain the position but Suokuokka is very close to passing his half guard.
Suokuokka working over Caschera with some ground and pound. Caschera looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Ground and pound from Suokuokka.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Suokuokka lands a nice short elbow.

Max Caschera's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Max Caschera's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Akseli Suokuokka!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Tags (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tags comes to the cage accompanied by Dwarf Song. Kaholic is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Taio Cruz - Hangover ft. Flo Rida . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



205 cm
22
285 lbs
2 - 0 - 0
195 cm
28
280 lbs
4 - 1 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Good elbows
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jim Tags!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Al Kaholic !
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaholic throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No joy there for Kaholic , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tags pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kaholic crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Tags - the referee stops the clock and Kaholic gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Tags. Kaholic manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Kaholic throws a head kick but Tags moves out of range.
Tags throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Al Kaholic has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kaholic misses with a looping right.
Tags buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kaholic takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Tags thows a body kick. Kaholic tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Kaholic looks winded!
Tags throws out a powerful jab.
Tags connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kaholic momentarily.
Nice jab there from Tags.
Tags drops Kaholic with a naaaaasty hook - Kaholic is in real trouble here! Tags dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jim Tags!
Jim Tags decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gandalf Grey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grey has chosen You shall not pass as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!



178 cm
26
203 lbs
4 - 1 - 0
186 cm
19
218 lbs
4 - 0 - 0
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Daniels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gandalf Grey!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daniels throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Grey's waist but Grey gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Daniels off to one side.
Jab by Grey.
Daniels shoots for a double leg takedown but Grey sprawls well. He's pushed Daniels's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Grey lands with an overhand left.
Grey paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Grey lands with a nice body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Daniels on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Daniels has his takedown stuffed
and Grey counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Daniels. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Daniels fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Grey throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Daniels on the side of the head.
Nice jab there from Grey.
A punch lands to the side of Daniels 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Grey lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Grey scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Grey misses with a series of wild punches.
Daniels fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Daniels closes this distance looking for a takedown but Grey circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grey stuffs the takedown attempt from Daniels. Daniels gets slowly back to his feet.
Daniels takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Grey.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Daniels.
The crowd cheers as Grey lands an impressive looking overhand right. Daniels doesn't seem phased though.

Grey has closed the distance and engaged Daniels in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grey lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Grey creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Grey scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A body shot lands from Grey.
Daniels is breathing heavily.
Grey has Daniels pressed against the cage.

Grey breaks from the clinch.
Grey might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grey connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Daniels walks into a stiff left hand from Grey.
Daniels takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Daniels will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Grey uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Grey sends Daniels crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Grey is motioning to the referee to let Daniels up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Daniels is rocked!
Daniels is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Grey doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Daniels crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Daniels's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gandalf Grey!
A very excited looking Gandalf Grey made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jade Malikai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Sahebt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Malikai comes into the arena with Big in Japan - Guano Apes blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



184 cm
26
185 lbs
9 - 9 - 0
190 cm
24
195 lbs
8 - 10 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power
Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Determined


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jade Malikai!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, James Sahebt!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Hugh Johnson and Winston Howard.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sahebt shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Malikai sprawls well. Malikai wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sahebt gets slowly back to his feet.
Sahebt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Malikai throws a sloppy head kick and Sahebt moves out of range easily.
Malikai goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Sahebt is defended easily by Malikai.
Malikai avoids a punch combination nicely.

Malikai sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks Sahebt to the ground! Malikai dives into full mount looking to finish!

Sahebt is rocked!

It looks like James Sahebt has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sahebt is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Sahebt is squirming around, avoiding Malikai's attempts to control the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sahebt tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Malikai looking to control but Sahebt is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Malikai wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Sahebt tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Malikai controlling from the full mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sahebt holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Malikai tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Malikai controlling the pace for now.
Malikai moves to back control.
Malikai has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Sahebt's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Malikai has his arm under Sahebt's chin here. Game over son! Malikai squeezes tightly and Sahebt is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jade Malikai!
Jade Malikai spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buer Eremiel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake The (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



194 cm
30
218 lbs
19 - 14 - 0
191 cm
30
221 lbs
16 - 14 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Buer Eremiel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and John Mangel.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The pivots, looking for a leg kick but Eremiel is out of range and The settles back down.
The tries to clinch but Eremiel moves out of range.
Eremiel throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Eremiel displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from The.

The fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Eremiel, pushing him back against the cage.
The looking to throw knees to the head but Eremiel is blocking nicely.
The blocks an elbow strike from Eremiel.
Eremiel throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The tries to land knees in the clinch but Eremiel avoids the damage to the body.
Eremiel missing with knees to the body.
The looking to throw knees to the head but Eremiel is blocking nicely.
The is working for takedown but Eremiel is calmly controlling the position for now.

The jumps guard and drags Eremiel to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The has his foot on Eremiel's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Eremiel works his way back into a safe position though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Eremiel got a little sloppy there for a moment and The has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Eremiel has managed to get both his arms back between The's legs - danger averted.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Eremiel defends it easily.
Eremiel wanted to stand there but The had control of the position.

The working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Eremiel doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Eremiel manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Eremiel wants to control from the top but The keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eremiel works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The is refusing to be controlled, as Eremiel sits in half guard.
The wants to improve his position but Eremiel is controlling well.
Eremiel wants to stand but The has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
The moves into full guard.

Eremiel avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eremiel looking to pass the guard.

The has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Eremiel is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for The.
Eremiel is looking to take a break and control but The is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The is looking to regain half guard here but Eremiel keeps moving and retains side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The is not content to let Eremiel control the position.
The tries to improve position but can't.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The manages to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake The dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


A low kick from The is predictable there
and Eremiel makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Eremiel moves out of range of the strikes.
The lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Eremiel chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The can pounce on him.

The rushes Eremiel and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The takes an elbow to the forehead.
Eremiel throws an elbow that misses.
The using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Eremiel has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The dodges an elbow strike from Eremiel.
The lands a knee to the body.
The is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Eremiel is defending well.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Eremiel just misses with a elbow thrown towards The's brow.
The is trying to pull guard but Eremiel turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Eremiel lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Eremiel gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The trying to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eremiel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Eremiel lands with a left to the head.
Eremiel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Eremiel gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Buer Eremiel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake The.
The misses with a knee to the head.
Eremiel misses with an elbow over the top.
The looking to slow down the pace here.
The throws a knee to the head but misses.
Eremiel scores with a shot to the side of The's head.
Eremiel blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Eremiel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The tries to land knees in the clinch but Eremiel avoids the damage to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Eremiel throws an elbow but misses.
Eremiel misses with a punch on the inside.
The tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Eremiel's elbow.
The tries to land knees in the clinch but Eremiel avoids the damage to the body.
The misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Eremiel is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The is defending well for now.
The throws an elbow that misses.
Eremiel swings wildly with an uppercut but The uses good head movement to avoid it.
The avoiding damage as Eremiel throws knees to the body.
The is trying to drag Eremiel to the mat but Eremiel just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Eremiel managing to block the knees to the body from The.
The tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Eremiel avoids it.
Eremiel misses with a body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Eremiel.
The is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Eremiel is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The blocks an elbow strike.
The stalls.
Eremiel lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The or not.
The is breathing heavily.
The wants to stall.
The avoiding damage as Eremiel throws knees to the body.
Nice elbow from The.
Eremiel keeps control of The as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The trying to control the position but instead, Eremiel has worked for underhooks and has pushed The into the cage.
The blocks an elbow strike.
Eremiel misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The.
The lands a knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Jake The seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Eremiel pushes The back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The blocks an elbow strike from Eremiel.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Eremiel has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Eremiel throws a head punch that misses.
The throws a knee to the head but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Eremiel.
Eremiel pushes off an throws an elbow but The leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Eremiel throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

The breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Eremiel.
The scores with a leg kick.
The scores with a push kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Eremiel gets tackled into the cage by The. The maintains the clinch.
The avoids the elbow strike from Eremiel, against the cage.
The with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake The showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!



Eremiel tries to keep at a distance but The has taken the fight into the clinch.
The wants a takedown.
Eremiel misses with a punch to the body.
Eremiel landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees to the body from The.
The goes for a takedown in the clinch but Eremiel prevents it.
The avoiding damage as Eremiel throws knees to the body.

The manages to break the clinch.
Some bone on bone action there as Eremiel checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Eremiel looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
The misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The tries to close the distance and clinch up but Eremiel swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A slapping leg kick lands for The.
Jake The seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The stalling in the clinch.
Eremiel pushes off an throws an elbow but The leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for The.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Eremiel managing to block the knees to the body from The.
A short uppercut from The.
Eremiel lands an elbow inside.
A knee to the head by The.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The has Eremiel pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Eremiel manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Buer Eremiel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake The.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Eremiel.
The using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Eremiel dodges an elbow strike from The.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eremiel lands a hook to the side of the head.
Eremiel misses with an elbow over the top.
Eremiel throws a head punch that misses.
The landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The trying to land knees to the body.
The landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The wants a takedown.
Eremiel managing to block the knees to the body from The.
The with a knee to the head.
The looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The tries to land knees in the clinch but Eremiel avoids the damage to the body.
Eremiel lands an uppercut.
Eremiel lands with a light punch inside.
Eremiel throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thes head.
Eremiel has a couple of punches blocked by The.
The blocks a body shot from Eremiel.
Jake The is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eremiel throws a punch but it's blocked by The.
The misses with a knee to the head.
Eremiel tries to throw a body punch but The avoids it by throwing Eremiel back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Eremiel.
The tries to land a knee to the head but Eremiel blocks with his arms.
Eremiel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Eremiel throws an elbow but it misses.
The fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Eremiel managing to block the knees to the body from The.
Knees in the clinch landing for The.
The scores with a nice hook to the head.
The tries to throw a body punch but Eremiel avoids it by throwing The back against the cage.
Eremiel tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The's elbow.
Eremiel blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The lands with a right to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The blocks an elbow strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The taking a breather.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Eremiel as The tries to tie him up.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Eremiel just misses with a elbow thrown towards The's brow.
The has Eremiel pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Eremiel manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
The avoids a wild elbow strike from Eremiel.
Eremiel misses with a hook to the ribs.
Eremiel lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Eremiel blocks a body shot from The.
The lands a knee to the body.
Buer Eremiel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The lands a damaging elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jake The comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 27:30
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake The!

In his post fight interview, Jake The started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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A
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
95%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bull Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Estripador (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!



200 cm
24
280 lbs
10 - 6 - 0
190 cm
33
265 lbs
17 - 15 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bull Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Estripador!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Skip Squint and Eliza Hachem.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dog slips a jab and a cross from Estripador.
Dog misses with a series of wild punches.
Dog throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Estripador throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dog.
Estripador blocks a jab.
Estripador lunges at Dog with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dog's hand.
Dog throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Estripador sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dog misses with a series of wild punches.
Estripador wants to clinch.
Estripador throws a series of punches but Dog avoids them all with ease.
Dog avoids the body shot from Estripador.
Estripador blocks a jab.
Estripador tries to clinch up.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Estripador!
Dog avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dog uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Estripador.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Estripador, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dog throws a body punch but Estripador moves out of range.
Estripador moves in looking to clinch but Dog pushes him off.
Estripador looks to land a combination but Dog avoids it well.
Estripador avoids the body shot from Dog.
Dog showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Estripador.
Sloppy strikes from Estripador. Those never looked like landing.
Dog moves out of range of the body kick.
Estripador shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Estripador throws a hook but Dog avoids it easily.
Estripador displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dog throws out the jab.
Estripador throws a leg kick but Dog moved away.
Dog listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dog keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Dog slaps away a takedown attempt from Estripador, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dog lands a glancing blow to the side of Estripador's head.
Estripador misses with a hook. Dog ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Dog lands.
Estripador shoots in but Dog avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Estripador tries to clinch there but Dog circles away.
Bull Dog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice cross by Dog.
Dog misses with a series of wild punches.
Estripador misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Estripador throws a right hand that Dog ducks under and follows up with a left that Dog also avoids with ease.
Dog darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Estripador gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dog.
Estripador keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bull Dog is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dog takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A jab from Dog does it's job there.
Dog throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Estripador tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dog dodges the punch combination from Estripador.
Dog lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Estripador fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bull Dog has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Estripador.
Estripador looks winded!
Dog connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Estripador momentarily.
Dog cracks Estripador with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dog comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Estripador takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Estripador tries to move into range but Dog moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

Estripador is rocked!
Estripador is trying desperately to land a takedown but Dog is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Estripador.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Estripador drops his hands momentarily. Dog doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Estripador staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Estripador doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bull Dog!
Bull Dog tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
82%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Kennedy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pablo Sir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kennedy comes to the cage accompanied by Killing in the name of - Rage against the Machine!. Sir has chosen Kickstart as his entrance music. John Kennedy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



190 cm
25
220 lbs
8 - 3 - 0
188 cm
32
205 lbs
12 - 10 - 0
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


BeastMode
Syndicate Nutrition


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Kennedy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pablo Sir!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Skip Squint and Hugh Johnson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kennedy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sir's head.

It looks like Pablo Sir has been cut.
Sir misses the jab.
Sir wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sir displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kennedy throws out the jab.
Kennedy throws a looping overhand right but Sir ducks down to avoid it.
Kennedy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sir manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheers as Kennedy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sir doesn't seem phased though.
Kennedy misses with a wild combination.
Kennedy throws a right hand that Sir ducks under and follows up with a left that Sir also avoids with ease.
Sir moves out of range as Kennedy strikes.

Sir clinches.
Sir wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sir is looking to break free of the clinch but Kennedy has double underhooks.
Sir misses with a body punch.
Sir misses with the head strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kennedy lands a hook that snaps the head of Sir backwards.
Sir tries a body shot but Kennedy blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sir.
Kennedy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kennedy misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sir.
Sir misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sir working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Sir's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Sir breaks the clinch.

Kennedy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sir.
Sir wants to get back to striking at distance but Kennedy won't allow it.
Sir is trying to push Kennedy away but Kennedy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Sir misses with a punch on the inside.
Kennedy lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Sir.
Sir wants to break free but Kennedy has control.
Kennedy lands with a short shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sir tries to pull guard but Kennedy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kennedy lands an uppercut.
Kennedy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kennedy lands a right hand.
Sir tries to break the clinch but Kennedy is controlling the position.
Kennedy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sir wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sir takes an elbow to the temple.
Kennedy lands an elbow inside.

That has opened up Pablo Sir's cut even more.
Sir's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sir has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kennedy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sir backwards.
Sir tries to circle away but Kennedy has him pinned against the cage.
Sir is trying to force a seperation but Kennedy has the dominant position.
Kennedy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sir looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kennedy has Sir pressed against the cage, preventing Sir from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kennedy pushes Sir back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

The cut above Pablo Sir's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kennedy prevents Sir from breaking the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Kennedy.

Sir is rocked!
Kennedy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Sir is still on wobbly legs! Can Kennedy finish him?
Sir fails to pull guard.
Sir seems to have recovered his senses.
Kennedy keeps control of Sir as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kennedy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sirs head.
Kennedy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sir.
Sir looks winded!
Kennedy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kennedy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kennedy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sirs head.

Pablo Sir's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Kennedy blocks a body shot from Sir.
Kennedy lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Sir to his knees! Kennedy keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Kennedy!
Post fight, John Kennedy took to the microphone: 'I'm here to win. Much love to my adversary.'.
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B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Remy Growwoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



205 cm
28
215 lbs
16 - 7 - 0
190 cm
35
221 lbs
22 - 12 - 1
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


CEC Nutrition Q160


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Remy Growwoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Growwoo.
Growwoo wants to clinch
and Fuck Tito counters with a straight right hand.
Growwoo is looking to clinch but Fuck Tito is avoiding it.
Growwoo moves in looking to clinch but Fuck Tito pushes him off.
Growwoo misses with a leg kick.
Growwoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Growwoo gets caught flat footed, as Fuck Tito shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Fuck Tito won't allow Growwoo to sweep him here.
Growwoo wants to stand up but Fuck Tito is controlling him.
Fuck Tito is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Growwoo looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fuck Tito is one step ahead there.
Fuck Tito not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito trying to control but Growwoo is working from the bottom.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Chuck Fuck Tito hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Fuck Tito shoots in but Growwoo avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Growwoo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Growwoo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Fuck Tito bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Growwoo's head.
Growwoo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Growwoo moves to clinch but Fuck Tito breaks away
and Fuck Tito counters with a nice uppercut.
Growwoo tries to clinch there but Fuck Tito circles away.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
Growwoo doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuck Tito circles away.
Remy Growwoo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Growwoo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Growwoo clinches up with Fuck Tito and pushes him back against the cage.
Growwoo is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Fuck Tito is keeping busy.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo tries to stall but Fuck Tito uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Growwoo tries to land knees in the clinch but Fuck Tito avoids the damage to the body.
Growwoo lands a nice elbow.
Fuck Tito managing to block the knees to the body from Growwoo.
Growwoo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fuck Tito is defending well for now.
Fuck Tito tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Growwoo's elbow.
Fuck Tito tries to throw a body punch but Growwoo avoids it by throwing Fuck Tito back against the cage.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
Growwoo misses with a knee strike.
Growwoo blocks a body shot from Fuck Tito.
Growwoo throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito blocks the elbow strike.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
Fuck Tito misses with the head strike.
Growwoo tries a knee to the head but Fuck Tito blocks it.
Growwoo scores with a knee to the head.
Growwoo stalling in the clinch but Fuck Tito improves position.
A left hand lands to the body for Fuck Tito.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito tries a body shot but Growwoo blocks it.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with an uppercut but Growwoo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuck Tito on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Growwoo missing with knees to the body.
Growwoo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fuck Tito prevents a body shot from Growwoo.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Growwoo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fuck Tito tries a body shot but Growwoo blocks it.
Fuck Tito gets through Growwoo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito prevents a body shot from Growwoo.
Growwoo is looking to control Fuck Tito's arms but Fuck Tito gets an underhook and turns him. Now Growwoo has his back to the cage.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
Growwoo working Fuck Tito over with knees to the body.
Growwoo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito is leaning against Growwoo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fuck Tito has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Growwoo avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fuck Tito in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuck Tito misses with a body punch.
Fuck Tito lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Growwoo backwards.
Growwoo blocks a body shot from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Growwoo throws an elbow but misses.

Fuck Tito has clasped his hands together around Growwoo's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Fuck Tito misses with the ground and pound.
Fuck Tito with the ground and pound but Growwoo regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Fuck Tito not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito controlling the pace.
Growwoo wants to improve his position but Fuck Tito is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chuck Fuck Tito will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.



Growwoo gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fuck Tito postures up.
Fuck Tito wants to control from the top but Growwoo keeps moving.
Fuck Tito sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Fuck Tito has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Growwoo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fuck Tito slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Chuck Fuck Tito hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a jab to the body but Growwoo is just out of range.
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito misses with a jab, cross combination.
Growwoo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuck Tito circles away from the clinch attempt.
Growwoo doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuck Tito circles away.
Growwoo looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuck Tito is just out of range.
Growwoo doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuck Tito circles away.
Fuck Tito misses with a takedown attempt - Growwoo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuck Tito swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fuck Tito avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fuck Tito keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fuck Tito leaning his opponent against the cage.
Growwoo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito has a couple of punches blocked by Growwoo.
Growwoo lands a nice uppercut.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nice elbow from Growwoo.
Growwoo blocks an uppercut.

Fuck Tito lands a takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuck Tito is looking to work some ground and pound but Growwoo has wrist control.
Fuck Tito trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fuck Tito stopping the sweep attempt from Growwoo.
Fuck Tito controls from within his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo wants to sweep but no luck.
Growwoo is working hard here to advance position.
Growwoo looking to control.
Fuck Tito throwing strikes from guard but Growwoo blocks nicely.
Growwoo being controlled here, momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuck Tito swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Growwoo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fuck Tito takes a kick to the side of the head.
Growwoo is looking to clinch.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Growwoo wants to clinch up but Fuck Tito keeps it at a distance.
Fuck Tito misses with a wild body shot.
Growwoo tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fuck Tito counters with a nice uppercut.
Remy Growwoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuck Tito lands a glancing blow to the side of Growwoo's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Growwoo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Growwoo needs to keep his hands up - Fuck Tito had a free shot at his head there.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Growwoo moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Growwoo darts in trying to clinch
and Fuck Tito counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Chuck Fuck Tito will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!



Excellent takedown into side control there by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a strike aimed at the side of Growwoo's head but Growwoo avoids it well.
Fuck Tito trying to control the position but Growwoo is working away.
Fuck Tito looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Growwoo is avoiding damage well.
Growwoo is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Growwoo dodges the ground and pound from Fuck Tito.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito trying to control the action but Growwoo is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Growwoo tries to bench press Fuck Tito off him but Fuck Tito keeps the position.
Fuck Tito controls the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Growwoo stops Fuck Tito from passing to mount.
Fuck Tito lands a decent elbow from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito wants to control but Growwoo is keeping him busy.
Fuck Tito taking a breather here.
Growwoo is looking to reverse the position.
Chuck Fuck Tito has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito tries to move into full mount but can't pass Growwoo's legs.
Growwoo is looking for a sweep.
Fuck Tito controlling the position.
Fuck Tito is looking to take a break and control but Growwoo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Growwoo is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Fuck Tito's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Growwoo is trying to control but can't.
Chuck Fuck Tito is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Fuck Tito pushes Growwoo away with a front kick.
Nice takedown defense from Growwoo. No joy for Fuck Tito on that attempt.
Remy Growwoo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Growwoo misses with a body kick.
Growwoo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Growwoo misses with a leg kick.
Fuck Tito dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Growwoo. That did some damage!
Growwoo misses with a low kick.

Fuck Tito closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Growwoo to the mat! Growwoo manages to get full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Growwoo has Fuck Tito pulled in close to control his posture.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuck Tito wants to control from the top but Growwoo keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fuck Tito is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Fuck Tito comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Fuck Tito winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:30
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 28:29
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!

Chuck Fuck Tito really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Hell's Balls Recovery (160) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
S C
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
80%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alberto Lopez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gibson Rickenbacker v.2 (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). 2. Rickenbacker v.2 has chosen Back Stabber! as his entrance music. Gibson Rickenbacker v.2 has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



180 cm
31
183 lbs
9 - 5 - 0
175 cm
25
180 lbs
17 - 10 - 0
Great wrestler
Basic striking
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alberto Lopez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gibson Rickenbacker v.2!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, John Mangel and Summer Carpenter.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rickenbacker v.2 defending well as Lopez loads up on a big left hand.
Rickenbacker v.2 closes this distance looking for a takedown but Lopez circles away.
Lopez stuffs the takedown.
Rickenbacker v.2 circles away from the clinch attempt.

Lopez looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Rickenbacker v.2!
The strikes coming from Lopez are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Lopez is trying to ground and pound but Rickenbacker v.2 uses the momentary lack of control by Lopez to regain half guard.
Lopez throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Rickenbacker v.2 is trying to stand.
Rickenbacker v.2 blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lopez.
Rickenbacker v.2 on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Lopez sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Rickenbacker v.2 defending well though.
Lopez stops Rickenbacker v.2 from getting back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lopez missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Lopez throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lopez throws a strike but Rickenbacker v.2 avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rickenbacker v.2 is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Lopez throws a strike but Rickenbacker v.2 rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Rickenbacker v.2 seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Rickenbacker v.2 is looking to stand up but Lopez won't let him.

Lopez working for a triangle but Rickenbacker v.2 defends it easily.
Rickenbacker v.2 must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Lopez looking for a sweep. Not yet Lopez, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rickenbacker v.2 would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lopez trying to strike off his back.

Lopez working for submissions but it's allowed Rickenbacker v.2 to get to half guard.

Lopez looking for submissions off his back.

Rickenbacker v.2 is trying to work for a kimura but Lopez is defending well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lopez wants to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lopez is trying to control but can't.
Lopez wants to get back to full guard.
Rickenbacker v.2 controlling the action here.

Rickenbacker v.2 wants to work for an arm triangle but Lopez is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Lopez actively working from the bottom here.
Lopez flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Lopez won't allow Rickenbacker v.2 to pass to mount.
Lopez gets full guard.
Lopez controls Rickenbacker v.2 momentarily but Rickenbacker v.2 frees himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Lopez looking for a guillotine here but Rickenbacker v.2 defends easily.
Rickenbacker v.2 wants to pass the guard but Lopez is keeping the position.

Lopez looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Rickenbacker v.2 is looking to stand up but Lopez won't let him.
Lopez controls Rickenbacker v.2 momentarily but Rickenbacker v.2 frees himself.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lopez looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rickenbacker v.2 wants to control from the top but Lopez keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lopez wants to sweep here but Rickenbacker v.2 controlling him for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alberto Lopez dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Lopez tries to clinch up.
Rickenbacker v.2 swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Rickenbacker v.2 throws a sloppy head kick and Lopez moves out of range easily.

Rickenbacker v.2 moves into the clinch.
Rickenbacker v.2 is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Rickenbacker v.2 as Lopez tries to tie him up.
Lopez stalling in the clinch.
Rickenbacker v.2 with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Rickenbacker v.2 connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lopez's face.

It looks like Alberto Lopez has been cut.
Rickenbacker v.2 landing knees to the head.
Rickenbacker v.2 lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lopez is stalling here.
Lopez trying to control the position but instead, Rickenbacker v.2 has worked for underhooks and has pushed Lopez into the cage.
Lopez is stalling here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rickenbacker v.2 with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lopez is struggling to control the position.
Lopez looking to stall.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Alberto Lopez.
Rickenbacker v.2 with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rickenbacker v.2 swats away the attempt to clinch by Lopez.
Rickenbacker v.2 avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Rickenbacker v.2 is looking to slow Lopez down with leg kicks.
Rickenbacker v.2 keeps the fight on the outside.
Rickenbacker v.2 leaves Lopez with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lopez closes the distance and clinches up with Rickenbacker v.2, looking for a takedown. Lopez pushes Rickenbacker v.2 against the cage but Rickenbacker v.2 circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lopez takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lopez looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lopez misses with a looping right.
Rickenbacker v.2 tries to bum rush Lopez with a series of wild strikes but Lopez uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lopez fails in his attempt to clinch.
Rickenbacker v.2 lands a head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Lopez looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Rickenbacker v.2!
Rickenbacker v.2 takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Rickenbacker v.2 manages to get back to half guard.
Lopez seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rickenbacker v.2 regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Lopez.
Lopez working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lopez chips away with some ground and pound.
Lopez missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lopez trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lopez throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rickenbacker v.2 works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Lopez is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Rickenbacker v.2 is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Rickenbacker v.2 has escaped and now he's on top!
Lopez wants to sweep here but Rickenbacker v.2 controlling him for the moment.
Lopez has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Rickenbacker v.2 wanted to stand there but Lopez had control of the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Lopez working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Rickenbacker v.2 has passed into half guard!
Lopez is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Rickenbacker v.2's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Rickenbacker v.2's back!
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Lopez.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lopez lands shots from the back.
Lopez missing with punches from the back.
Lopez thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lopez is controlling the position but Rickenbacker v.2 somehow manages to roll and ends up with half guard.
Rickenbacker v.2 has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lopez is working away from the top position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alberto Lopez dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Alberto Lopez's cut.
That's time! Lopez's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!



Lopez rushes Rickenbacker v.2 and presses him up against the cage.
Lopez tries for a takedown but Rickenbacker v.2 manages to get underhooks.
Lopez is stalling here.
Rickenbacker v.2 lands an elbow that stopped Lopez in his tracks for a moment.
Rickenbacker v.2 connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lopez's face.
Lopez wants to break free but Rickenbacker v.2 has control.
Rickenbacker v.2 tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Rickenbacker v.2 manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Lopez takes a knee right on the jaw!
Lopez leaning his opponent against the cage.
Rickenbacker v.2 throws an elbow that misses.
Lopez goes for a takedown in the clinch but Rickenbacker v.2 prevents it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Rickenbacker v.2 as Lopez tries to tie him up.
A short right from Rickenbacker v.2 on the inside.
Lopez looking to slow down the pace here.
A bit of stalling here from Lopez.
Rickenbacker v.2 tries to land a knee to the head but Lopez blocks with his arms.
Rickenbacker v.2 looking to stall.
Rickenbacker v.2 lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by Rickenbacker v.2.

Lopez is rocked!
Rickenbacker v.2 lands an uppercut.
Oh Lopez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rickenbacker v.2 makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rickenbacker v.2 connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lopez's face.
Lopez stalling in the clinch but Rickenbacker v.2 improves position.
Rickenbacker v.2 tries to land a knee to the head but Lopez blocks with his arms.
Rickenbacker v.2 using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lopez has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Rickenbacker v.2 tries to land a knee to the head but Lopez blocks with his arms.
Lopez tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Gibson Rickenbacker v.2 has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alberto Lopez. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rickenbacker v.2 dips a shoulder and cracks Lopez with a mighty uppercut! Lopez falls back against the cage and Rickenbacker v.2 unloads with a barrage of strikes! Lopez is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Rickenbacker v.2 screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gibson Rickenbacker v.2!
Gibson Rickenbacker v.2 decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Albert Hitchenfrog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?



188 cm
29
169 lbs
17 - 10 - 1
185 cm
24
180 lbs
10 - 1 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Albert Hitchenfrog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz throws a body kick that misses.
Muntz swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hitchenfrog.
Hitchenfrog fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muntz takes a swing at Hitchenfrog's ribcage but misses.
Muntz wants to slow Hitchenfrog down by chopping away at his legs.
Muntz lands with a hook. Hitchenfrog tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Muntz counters with a good low kick that Hitchenfrog was not able to check.
A head kick from Hitchenfrog lands but Muntz takes it in his stride.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch but Muntz slips to the side
and Muntz counters with a right hand to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hitchenfrog ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Muntz throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Hitchenfrog counters by clinching up.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muntz tries to work over Hitchenfrog's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Muntz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

It looks like Albert Hitchenfrog has been cut.
Muntz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Muntz.
Muntz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Muntz working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog keeps control of Muntz as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.

Muntz manages to break the clinch.
Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hitchenfrog blocks a low kick nicely.
Muntz throws a push kick but Hitchenfrog slaps the foot to one side.
Albert Hitchenfrog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muntz looks to throw a body kick
and Hitchenfrog counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Hitchenfrog blocks the body kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up but Muntz circles away and keeps his distance.
Muntz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Muntz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hitchenfrog is looking to clinch but Muntz is avoiding it.
Muntz throws a head kick that Hitchenfrog semi-blocks.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Muntz takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muntz looks for the body kick but Hitchenfrog saw that one coming.
Muntz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hitchenfrog darts in trying to clinch
and Muntz counters with a thumping low kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch
and Muntz counters with an inside leg kick.
Hitchenfrog takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hitchenfrog moves in looking to clinch but Muntz pushes him off.
Nice shot lands for Muntz.
Muntz tries a head kick but it misses.
Muntz wants to land a leg kick but Hitchenfrog is out of range.
Hitchenfrog fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muntz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hitchenfrog sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Muntz swings for the body but Hitchenfrog moves out of range.
Good work by Hitchenfrog as he checks the leg kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muntz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
Hitchenfrog throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Hitchenfrog fails with an attempt to clinch.
Muntz scoring well with a low kick there.
Muntz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Muntz changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Muntz throws a sloppy head kick and Hitchenfrog moves out of range easily.
Hitchenfrog has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Muntz.
A head kick from Hitchenfrog lands but Muntz takes it in his stride.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch.
Hitchenfrog throws a head kick that misses.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hitchenfrog throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz swats away the attempt to clinch by Hitchenfrog.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muntz. Hitchenfrog does a little dance to reset his feet.
Muntz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hitchenfrog sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Hitchenfrog walks forward, straight into a front kick from Muntz.
Muntz looks for the body kick but Hitchenfrog saw that one coming.
Muntz keeps Hitchenfrog at a distance using the push kick.
Hitchenfrog moves out of range as Muntz throws a body kick.
Muntz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hitchenfrog darts in trying to clinch
and Muntz counters with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hitchenfrog doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
Hitchenfrog moves in looking to clinch but Muntz pushes him off.
Hitchenfrog moves out of range of the body kick.
Hitchenfrog tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Albert Hitchenfrog's cut.
That's time! Hitchenfrog's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Muntz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Muntz misses with a straight left.
Hitchenfrog misses with a head kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Muntz - that will leave a mark!
Muntz misses with a head kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Muntz is having none of it.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Muntz moves out of range.
Nelson Muntz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Muntz is having none of it.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Muntz looks to score with a jab to the body but Hitchenfrog is just out of range.
Muntz throws a head kick but Hitchenfrog moves out of range.
Hitchenfrog fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muntz looks to land a left hand but Hitchenfrog moved out of range nicely.
Hitchenfrog is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Muntz lands a nice looking body shot.
Muntz throws a wild body kick that Hitchenfrog sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog misses with a head kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch
and Muntz counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hitchenfrog is looking to clinch.
Muntz looks to land a body kick but Hitchenfrog moved away.
Muntz scoring well with a low kick there.
Muntz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Muntz keeps the fight on the outside.
A head kick misses from Muntz.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt
and Muntz counters with an inside leg kick.
Muntz does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hitchenfrog moves to clinch but Muntz breaks away
and Muntz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Muntz is looking to chop away at Hitchenfrog's legs.
Muntz moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hitchenfrog is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hitchenfrog closes the distance looking to clinch
and Muntz counters with a body kick that stops Hitchenfrog in his tracks momentarily.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up
and Muntz counters with a nice kick to the body.
Muntz throws a solid leg kick but Hitchenfrog takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Muntz.
A low kick from Muntz misses
and Hitchenfrog counters with a head kick.
Muntz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hitchenfrog's calf.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hitchenfrog takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hitchenfrog takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muntz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Muntz.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Muntz in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Muntz changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice jab there from Muntz.
Hitchenfrog gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hitchenfrog closes the distance but Muntz moves to the side
and Muntz counters with a nice body shot.
Muntz thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Hitchenfrog if he has to take too many more of those.
Hitchenfrog has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Muntz finds it's way round the side to connect with Hitchenfrog's head.
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hitchenfrog throws a nice head kick!
A shot to the liver by Muntz. Beautiful body shot.
Muntz throws a leg kick which misses Hitchenfrog's front leg but catches the back leg as Hitchenfrog tries to avoid it.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Muntz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hitchenfrog is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Muntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Muntz lands a front kick.
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hitchenfrog will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Muntz.
Muntz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hitchenfrog misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Muntz throws a good cross that connects.
Hitchenfrog takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hitchenfrog takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A good leg kick by Muntz.
Muntz cracks the inside of Hitchenfrog's front leg.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Muntz cracks the inside of Hitchenfrog's front leg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Muntz thuds his shin into the meat of Hitchenfrog's side.
Muntz misses with a head kick.
Muntz with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Albert Hitchenfrog's cut.
That's time! Hitchenfrog's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!


Muntz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hitchenfrog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hitchenfrog throws a head kick but Muntz moves out of range.
Muntz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Muntz looks to land a body kick but Hitchenfrog moved away.
Muntz blocks a head kick by Hitchenfrog.
Hitchenfrog takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Hitchenfrog avoids a kick to the body.
Muntz is looking to land body kicks.
Hitchenfrog is looking to clinch but Muntz is avoiding it.
Muntz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hitchenfrog was well out of range. Poor timing from Muntz.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hitchenfrog throws a head kick that misses.
Hitchenfrog closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Muntz counter with a right hand.
Hitchenfrog tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Muntz paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Muntz finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Muntz misses with a body kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Muntz counters with a nice body kick.
Hitchenfrog misses with a kick to the body.
Muntz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hitchenfrog moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Muntz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Hitchenfrog closes the distance and pushes Muntz back into the cage.

Muntz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hitchenfrog is looking to clinch.
Hitchenfrog on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hitchenfrog doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hitchenfrog is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Hitchenfrog has taken the fight to the clinch.
A short uppercut from Muntz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Muntz misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Muntz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Muntz throws a wild body kick that Hitchenfrog sees coming a mile off.
Hitchenfrog moves away from the strike by Muntz.
Hitchenfrog blocks a leg kick.
A lazy left from Muntz finds it's target.
Hitchenfrog throws a sloppy head kick and Muntz moves out of range easily.
Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt
and Muntz makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muntz.
Nice uppercut there from Muntz.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Muntz is having none of it.
Muntz delivers a nice body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Hitchenfrog chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Muntz can pounce on him.
Muntz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hitchenfrog closes the distance but Muntz moves to the side
and Muntz counters with a nice body shot.
Hitchenfrog looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Muntz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hitchenfrog tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hitchenfrog takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hitchenfrog. That did some damage!
Muntz misses with an attempted mid kick.
Muntz throws a quick inside leg kick.
Muntz looks for the body kick but Hitchenfrog saw that one coming.
Muntz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Muntz wants to slow Hitchenfrog down by chopping away at his legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance.
Muntz scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muntz thuds his shin into the meat of Hitchenfrog's side.
Muntz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Muntz lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hitchenfrog takes a step back to recover.
Muntz cracks the inside of Hitchenfrog's front leg.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.
Muntz jabs Hitchenfrog to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Muntz with a hook.
Hitchenfrog tries a head kick but it misses.
Hitchenfrog moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hitchenfrog misses with a head kick.
Muntz throws a nice head kick!
Albert Hitchenfrog has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Muntz throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nelson Muntz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Muntz has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nelson Muntz!

After the fight, Nelson Muntz was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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FIGHT
RATING
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