pit 3 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lisha Sure (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Studebaker Hawk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hawk has chosen silver hawk as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Sure
vs
Hawk

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

186 cm
27
194 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lisha Sure!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Studebaker Hawk!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hawk closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

Hawk is working for a kimura but Sure is defending it quite comfortably.
Hawk throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Hawk is trying for a kimura here. Sure looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Hawk wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Studebaker Hawk!
Studebaker Hawk decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
46%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Master Chief (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Takashi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Lee Takashi will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Chief
vs
Takashi

225 cm
26
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

185 cm
22
180 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Master Chief!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lee Takashi!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Takashi connects with a good right hand that stumbles Chief. Chief circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Chief is breathing heavily.
Chief looks to land a right hand but Takashi moved out of range.
A jab from Takashi finds it's way through Chief's defenses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Takashi. Chief does a little dance to reset his feet.
Takashi jabs at Chief's body.
Takashi misses with a low kick.
Chief tries a head kick but it misses.
Chief takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Takashi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Takashi closes the distance and clinches.
Takashi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chief.
Takashi landing knees to the body.
Takashi unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Takashi throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Takashi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Takashi.
Takashi lands a knee to the head.
Takashi looking to slow down the pace here.
Chief on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Takashi misses with a hook to the ribs.
Takashi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chief on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Chief lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Takashi displaying some good clinch control by pressing Chief up against the cage.
Takashi trying to land knees to the body.
Takashi scores a nice knee to the body.
Takashi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Chief avoids it.
Takashi misses with the head strike.
Takashi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chief misses with a punch to the body.
Takashi is leaning against Chief and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Takashi connects with a knee to the head.
Takashi landing knees to the body.
Takashi throws a head punch that misses.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Takashi takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Chief on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Takashi putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Chief in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Takashi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chief blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Takashi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chief.
Takashi throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Takashi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chief is defending well for now.
Takashi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chief is defending well for now.
Chief is trying to maintain a safe position but Takashi gets an underhook and turns Chief into the cage.
Takashi unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Chief stalling in the clinch.
Takashi trying to control the position but instead, Chief has worked for underhooks and has pushed Takashi into the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Takashi lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lee Takashi dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Chief drops his hands momentarily and Takashi takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Takashi dodges the punch combination from Chief.
A punch combination from Takashi misses.
Takashi throws a shot to the body.
Takashi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Takashi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chief stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Chief takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Takashi has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Chief.
Takashi tries to clinch up but Chief circles away and keeps his distance.
Takashi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Takashi doesn't manage to clinch there - Chief circles away.
Takashi checks a leg kick.
Chief misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Takashi ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Chief gets tackled into the cage by Takashi. Takashi maintains the clinch.
Takashi tries to land a knee to the head but Chief blocks with his arms.
Takashi trying to land knees to the body.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A head punch on the inside from Chief fails to land.
Takashi lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chief or not.
Takashi tries to land knees in the clinch but Chief avoids the damage to the body.
Takashi taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Takashi trying to control the position but instead, Chief has worked for underhooks and has pushed Takashi into the cage.
Chief on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Takashi gets through Chief's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Takashi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Takashi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Chief holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Chief managing to block the knees to the body from Takashi.
Takashi tries a body shot but Chief blocks it.
Takashi looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Takashi looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Takashi blocking some punches.
Chief on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Takashi tries a knee to the head but Chief blocks it.
Takashi missing with knees to the body.
Chief lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Takashi backwards.
Takashi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chief.
Takashi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chief.
Chief avoids the elbow strike from Takashi, against the cage.
Takashi looking to throw knees to the head but Chief is blocking nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chief doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chief managing to block the knees to the body from Takashi.
Takashi missing with knees to the body.
Takashi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Chief avoids it.
Chief misses with a hook from the clinch.
Takashi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Takashi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Chief pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Chief misses with a wild body shot.
Takashi feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chiefs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Takashi doesn't manage to clinch there - Chief circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lee Takashi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Takashi lands a nice shot that snaps Chief's head back.
Takashi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chief.

Takashi closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Takashi stalling against the cage.
Takashi pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Takashi unloads a knee to the mid-section. Chief lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Takashi throws a punch but it's blocked by Chief.
Takashi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Takashi working aggressively here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Takashi misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Takashi tries to land a knee to the head but Chief blocks with his arms.
Chief avoiding damage as Takashi throws knees to the body.
Takashi misses with a body punch.
Takashi slowing the pace effectively.
Takashi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chief.
Takashi using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Chief has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Takashi just misses with a elbow thrown towards Chief's brow.
Takashi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chief.
Takashi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Takashi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Chief avoids it.
Chief taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Takashi misses with a body punch.
Takashi tries to land a knee to the head but Chief blocks with his arms.
Takashi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chief is defending well for now.
Chief managing to block the knees to the body from Takashi.
Chief on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Chief misses with the head strike.
Takashi stalling.
Chief blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Takashi throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Chief managing to block the knees to the body from Takashi.
Master Chief has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Takashi stalling in the clinch but Chief improves position.
Takashi stalling the fight.
Chief takes a shot to the head.
Takashi tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Takashi scores with a nice hook to the head.
Chief blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Takashi lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chief backwards.
Takashi throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Takashi putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Chief in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The referee calls for Takashi to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chief fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Takashi tries a knee to the head but Chief blocks it.
Takashi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chief.
Takashi leaning against his opponent.
Takashi lands a left hand that snaps the head of Chief backwards.
Takashi trying to land knees to the body.
Takashi scores with a knee to the head.
Chief on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lee Takashi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Takashi has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lee Takashi!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
44%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kiko Kaluma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kaluma has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kaluma
vs
Smith

190 cm
27
140 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

185 cm
25
185 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Good chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kiko Kaluma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Matt Smith!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith leaves Kaluma with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Kaluma is breathing heavily.
Smith tries to clinch there but Kaluma circles away.
Smith tries to clinch up

and Kaluma counters by moving into the clinch.
Smith with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Smith tries to land a knee to the head but Kaluma blocks with his arms.
Kaluma has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Smith after a bit of a struggle.
Smith stalls.
Smith lands a good knee to the midsection. Kaluma won't want to take too many of those.
Stalling in the clinch from Smith.
Knees to the body from Smith.
Smith landing knees to the body.
Kaluma really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith avoiding damage.
Smith with a knee to the head.
Smith landing knees to the body.
Smith scores with a knee to the head.
Smith unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kaluma lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Smith is pushing Kaluma up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Smith landing knees to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Smith connects with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Smith leaning his opponent against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Matt Smith.
Smith is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smith tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Kaluma manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kaluma shoots in looking for a takedown but Smith manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Kaluma's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kiko Kaluma. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smith wants to clinch.
Smith tries to clinch but Kaluma moves out of range.
Matt Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smith is looking to clinch.
Smith wants to clinch up but Kaluma keeps it at a distance.

Kaluma gets tackled into the cage by Smith. Smith maintains the clinch.
Smith landing knees to the body.
Smith leaning his opponent against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith lands a knee to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Smith.
Smith connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kaluma's face.
Smith landing knees to the head.
Smith using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Smith scores a nice knee to the body.
Smith effectively controlling the action here.
Smith lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Smith holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Knees to the body from Smith.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matt Smith dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Smith tries to clinch there but Kaluma circles away.
Smith tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kaluma swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Smith closes the distance and pushes Kaluma back into the cage.
Smith's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Smith lands a knee to the head.

Kaluma is rocked!
Kaluma wants a takedown but no success here.
Oh Kaluma is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smith with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Smith landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Smith lands a big knee to the head and Kaluma goes down! Smith pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Matt Smith!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Offerson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Bobberson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Offerson comes to the cage accompanied by Can't F with da South. Jack Offerson looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Offerson
vs
Bobberson

160 cm
29
144 lbs
8 - 11 - 0

175 cm
33
184 lbs
21 - 20 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Offerson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Billy Bobberson!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Offerson looks for a takedown but Bobberson sprawls well.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bobberson is defended easily by Offerson.
Bobberson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Offerson's waist but Offerson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bobberson off to one side.
Bobberson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Offerson avoids it really well and circles away.
Jack Offerson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy Bobberson.
Bobberson looks winded!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bobberson is defended easily by Offerson.
Nice uppercut lands for Offerson. That snapped Bobberson's head back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Offerson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bobberson shoots in looking for a takedown but Offerson manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bobberson's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Bobberson throws a head kick but Offerson moves out of range.
Offerson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bobberson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bobberson wants it to stay on the feet.
Bobberson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Bobberson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Offerson takes the fight into the clinch.
Offerson tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bobberson has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Offerson is trying to keep an underhook but Bobberson manages to get the takedown into half guard.

Bobberson is working for a submission of some sort.

Bobberson is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Bobberson prevents Offerson from improving his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bobberson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Offerson defends it well.

Bobberson is working for a kimura but Offerson is defending it quite comfortably.

Bobberson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Offerson defends it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Offerson is defending against the submission attempts here by Bobberson.
Offerson is controlling Bobberson's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Bobberson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Bobberson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Bobberson has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Offerson defend it? Bobberson steps over the head and cranks it - Offerson is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Bobberson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Billy Bobberson!

C
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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
27%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Flex Nuisance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuisance kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is High Hopes by Frank Sinatra. The crowd seem to be enjoying Von Hossenfeffer's choice of entrance music: Tik Tok. Flex Nuisance has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Nuisance
vs
Von Hossenfeffer

197 cm
32
265 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

183 cm
35
180 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Flex Nuisance!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuisance ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nuisance throws a jab when Von Hossenfeffer was well out of range.
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nuisance throws a big shot that misses.
Flex Nuisance seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Hossenfeffer staying out of range there.
Von Hossenfeffer wants to clinch but Nuisance slips to the side
enabling Nuisance to counter with a crisp jab.
Nuisance just misses with a punch to the body.
Nuisance looks to land a right hand but Von Hossenfeffer moved out of range.
Nuisance waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Nuisance lands a big right hand that sends Von Hossenfeffer crashing to the mat! Nuisance stays standing though and waves Von Hossenfeffer back to his feet!
Von Hossenfeffer looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right from Nuisance misses.
Von Hossenfeffer wants to clinch.
Nuisance throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to close the distance and clinch but Nuisance swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nuisance throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuisance swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nuisance.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nuisance drops Von Hossenfeffer with a straight right hand, right on the button! Nuisance follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Flex Nuisance!
A victorious Flex Nuisance thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.