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EVO 103: Spider vs Severn PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between JD Lakay Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dale Barbra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lakay Ii kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Remember The Name - Fort Minor. Dale Barbra has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, JD Lakay Ii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dale Barbra!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barbra will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Barbra tries for a takedown but Lakay Ii circles away easily
and Lakay Ii counters with a slapping leg kick.
Barbra shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Lakay Ii counters with a nice leg kick.
We've been hearing reports that Lakay Ii has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
JD Lakay Ii has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dale Barbra.
Barbra closes the distance but Lakay Ii moves to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lakay Ii throws a low kick but it's checked well by Barbra.
Barbra fails in his attempt to clinch.
A head kick misses from Barbra.
Barbra blocks a head kick by Lakay Ii.
Barbra is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Barbra checks a leg kick nicely.
Barbra shoots and misses
and Lakay Ii counters with a slapping leg kick.
Barbra throws a leg kick which misses Lakay Ii's front leg but catches the back leg as Lakay Ii tries to avoid it.
Lakay Ii misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lakay Ii with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Barbra wants to clinch but Lakay Ii slips to the side
and Lakay Ii counters with a head kick. That will keep Barbra thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lakay Ii lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Barbra has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Barbra and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Barbra shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Lakay Ii pinned against the cage. Lakay Ii gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A low kick from Lakay Ii is predictable there
and Barbra counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Lakay Ii throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Barbra dives in for a single leg takedown but Lakay Ii sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Lakay Ii has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Barbra is working for takedown but Lakay Ii is calmly controlling the position for now.
Lakay Ii looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Lakay Ii is trying to force a seperation but Barbra has the dominant position.
Lakay Ii can't break the clinch.
Barbra is looking for a takedown.
Barbra keeps control of Lakay Ii as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lakay Ii breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lakay Ii misses with a head kick.
Lakay Ii is looking to score with low kicks.
Lakay Ii circles away from the clinch attempt.
Barbra takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lakay Ii misses with a low kick.
Barbra avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lakay Ii moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lakay Ii throws a leg kick that is checked
and Barbra counters with an inside leg kick.
Lakay Ii is looking to slow Barbra down with leg kicks.
Barbra wants to clinch up but Lakay Ii keeps it at a distance.
Barbra tries for a takedown but Lakay Ii sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Lakay Ii dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Barbra. That did some damage!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barbra with a lazy takedown attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Barbra misses with a takedown
and Lakay Ii counters with a good low kick that Barbra was not able to check.
Lakay Ii scoring well with a low kick there.
JD Lakay Ii is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Barbra with a lazy takedown attempt
and Lakay Ii counters with a low kick, right behind Barbra 's knee.
Barbra wants to clinch up but Lakay Ii keeps it at a distance.
Barbra has his takedown stuffed
and Lakay Ii counters with a nice low kick that buckles Barbra's knee momentarily.
Barbra looks winded!
Lakay Ii scores with a nice body kick.
Lakay Ii displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Barbra.
Barbra tries for a takedown but Lakay Ii circles away easily
and Lakay Ii counters with a low kick, right behind Barbra 's knee.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lakay Ii buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lakay Ii throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Barbra stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Good standup being displayed there by Lakay Ii as he connects with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lakay Ii throws a solid leg kick but Barbra takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lakay Ii.
Lakay Ii throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Barbra's head.
No joy there for Barbra, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lakay Ii plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Lakay Ii scores with a leg kick.
Barbra closes the distance but Lakay Ii moves to the side
and Lakay Ii counters with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lakay Ii lands with a kick to the ribs.
The fighters circling - Lakay Ii throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice sprawl there from Lakay Ii as Barbra shoots in.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
JD Lakay Ii dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Lakay Ii plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Barbra misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Lakay Ii misses with a head kick.
Barbra gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Lakay Ii counters with a good low kick that Barbra was not able to check.
A good leg kick by Lakay Ii.
Barbra closes this distance looking for a takedown but Lakay Ii circles away.
JD Lakay Ii has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dale Barbra.
Lakay Ii lands with a nice body kick.
A big left from Lakay Ii misses.
Nice body kick from Lakay Ii.
Barbra gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Lakay Ii counters with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barbra ducks under a wild hook from Lakay Ii.
Barbra has his takedown stuffed
and Lakay Ii makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Barbra is breathing heavily.
Barbra tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lakay Ii paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Barbra pushes Lakay Ii up against the cage in a clinch.
Lakay Ii breaks the clinch.
Lakay Ii dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Barbra. That did some damage!
Lakay Ii throws a leg kick
and Barbra counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Lakay Ii tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Barbra tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Lakay Ii makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Barbra blocks the leg kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Barbra.
Lakay Ii moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lakay Ii throws a nice looking combination but Barbra bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Good work by Barbra as he checks the leg kick.
Barbra finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Barbra shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lakay Ii as he avoids it easily.
JD Lakay Ii is winning the standup battle so far.
Lakay Ii moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice takedown defense from Lakay Ii. No joy for Barbra on that attempt.
Barbra checks the leg kick nicely there.
Barbra is trying hard to land a takedown here. Lakay Ii sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Barbra has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lakay Ii.
Lakay Ii misses with a low kick.
Barbra avoids a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barbra wants to clinch but Lakay Ii slips to the side
and Lakay Ii makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lakay Ii is looking to slow Barbra down with leg kicks.
Barbra swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lakay Ii counters with a nice leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lakay Ii lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Barbra has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Barbra and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Barbra darts in trying to clinch
and Lakay Ii counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Lakay Ii throws a head kick that misses.
Barbra tries for a takedown but Lakay Ii circles away easily
and Lakay Ii makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Barbra really felt that one!
Lakay Ii throws a leg kick but Barbra checks it.
Lakay Ii throws a head kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lakay Ii misses with a low kick.
Lakay Ii connects with an inside leg kick.
Lakay Ii misses with a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Lakay Ii there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Barbra shoots in for a takedown but Lakay Ii shows good takedown defense.
Barbra with a poor takedown
and Lakay Ii counters with a nice leg kick.
Lakay Ii scores with a head kick. Barbra tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Barbra fails with the takedown
and Lakay Ii finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lakay Ii throws a series of punches but Barbra moves out of range.
Barbra fails with the takedown
and Lakay Ii counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Barbra is lucky that one didn't land flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
JD Lakay Ii dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Barbra on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lakay Ii. Lakay Ii obviously looking to wear him down.
Barbra misses with a combination
and Lakay Ii counters with a slapping leg kick.
Barbra's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Lakay Ii pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lakay Ii swings for the body but Barbra moves out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Barbra.
Barbra checks the leg kick.
Lakay Ii swinging wildly here.
Lakay Ii tries a head kick but it misses.
A low kick from Lakay Ii is predictable there
and Barbra counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lakay Ii breaks the clinch.
Lakay Ii throws a leg kick
and Barbra counters with a left and a right that stings Lakay Ii.
Lakay Ii lands a nice leg kick that just misses Barbra's sensitive parts.
Barbra has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Lakay Ii.
Barbra tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lakay Ii wants to slow Barbra down by chopping away at his legs.
Lakay Ii throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
JD Lakay Ii is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lakay Ii lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Some wild striking there from Barbra.
Barbra shoots for a takedown but Lakay Ii saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Barbra takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Barbra looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Lakay Ii is fending him off so far but Barbra persists. Nope, Lakay Ii circles away and we're back to standing.
JD Lakay Ii has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dale Barbra.
Lakay Ii avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barbra shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Lakay Ii counters with an outside leg kick.
Lakay Ii looks to land a body kick but Barbra moved away.
Barbra gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Lakay Ii counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lakay Ii throws a leg kick that misses.
Barbra takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barbra chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lakay Ii can pounce on him.
Lakay Ii throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lakay Ii lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Barbra has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Barbra and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lakay Ii throws a head kick but Barbra moves out of range.
Barbra thows a body shot but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lakay Ii looks to land a body kick but Barbra moved away.
Lakay Ii tried to score with a low kick but Barbra checks it.
Lakay Ii will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Barbra misses with a body shot.
Barbra throws the kick towards the body but Lakay Ii avoids it.
Barbra shoots and misses
and Lakay Ii counters with a thumping low kick.
Lakay Ii misses with a leg kick
and Barbra moves into the clinch.
Barbra is trying desperately to land a takedown but Lakay Ii is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Barbra.
Lakay Ii wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lakay Ii tries to break the clinch but Barbra is controlling the position.
Lakay Ii is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Barbra tries to pull guard but Lakay Ii holds him up against the cage and eventually Barbra drops back down to his feet.
Lakay Ii avoiding damage as Barbra throws knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lakay Ii can't break the clinch.
Lakay Ii can't break the clinch.
Barbra jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lakay Ii walks away with a smile on his face. Barbra gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Barbra on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lakay Ii. Lakay Ii obviously looking to wear him down.
Lakay Ii throws a low kick but it's checked well by Barbra.
The fight stays on the outside here - Barbra looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Barbra tries to bum rush Lakay Ii with a series of wild strikes but Lakay Ii uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Barbra throws a sloppy head kick
and Lakay Ii counters with a good low kick that Barbra was not able to check.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Barbra tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lakay Ii scores with a head kick.
Dale Barbra has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lakay Ii throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that's the end of the fight!
JD Lakay Ii showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lakay Ii has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... JD Lakay Ii!
JD Lakay Ii very nearly forgot to thank VICIOUS amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe Schmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lloyd Christmas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Schmo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lloyd Christmas!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christmas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schmo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schmo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Christmas throws a jab when Schmo was well out of range.
Schmo throws a jab when Christmas was well out of range.
Christmas dips to his left and cracks Schmo with an uppercut!
Schmo sizes up Christmas with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Christmas looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Schmo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schmo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Christmas moves away.
Schmo stuns Christmas with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Schmo moves out of range of the strikes.
Christmas walks into a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schmo lands a jab.
Christmas closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Christmas wants to clinch up but Schmo keeps it at a distance.
Christmas on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Christmas is rocked!
Schmo lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Christmas goes down and covers up as Schmo starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Schmo!
Joe Schmo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rob Banks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kawabata Makoto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Makoto is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Have you seen the other side of the sky?. Rob Banks could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kawabata Makoto's chin.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Banks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kawabata Makoto!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banks misses with a body shot.
Banks looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Makoto jabs Banks to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Banks walks into a jab.
Makoto misses with a series of wild punches.
Makoto misses with a two punch combination.
Makoto misses with a wild body shot.
Makoto lands a jab.
Banks throws a nice inside leg kick.
Makoto throws a body punch but Banks moves out of range.
Banks throws a wild body kick that Makoto sees coming a mile off.
Makoto lands with a shot to the body.
Banks misses the jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Banks avoids the body shot from Makoto.
Nice jab there from Banks.
Makoto throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Banks.
Banks avoids the body shot from Makoto.
Makoto takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Banks misses with a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Makoto lands with a straight right. Banks didn't see that one coming.
A swing and a miss from Makoto.
Banks takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Makoto throws a series of strikes that have Banks backpedaling.
It looks like Rob Banks has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Banks lands a big head kick that sends Makoto tumbling to the mat! Banks takes a step backwards and waves Makoto back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Makoto is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Banks, right into the meat.
Makoto is still on wobbly legs! Can Banks finish him?
Banks looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Banks throws a nice outside leg kick.
Makoto is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Makoto looks winded!
Banks drops Makoto with a straight right hand, right on the button! Banks follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rob Banks!
In defeat, Kawabata Makoto stepped up to the mic, saying 'Just a little climate change. Nothing to worry about.'.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Charles Bronson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tourney Champ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles Bronson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tourney Champ!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Sam Margolis and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bronson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Champ counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bronson thinking.
Bronson lands a nice shot to the body.
Bronson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Champ avoids the body shot from Bronson.
Bronson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
It looks like Tourney Champ has been cut.
Bronson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Champ displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bronson throws out the jab.
Bronson with a jab.
Bronson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bronson throws a series of punches but Champ avoids them all with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Champ avoids the body shot from Bronson.
Bronson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Champ.
Bronson misses with a hook
and Champ counters with a nice body shot.
A combination from Bronson does no damage.
Bronson misses with a right hand
and Champ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bronson throws an overhand right that lands on Champ's shoulder, as Champ tries to avoid the shot.
Bronson throws a lazy right hand but Champ sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Champ throws a series of punches but Bronson avoids them all with ease.
Nice jab there from Bronson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bronson throws the left hand but Champ avoids the punch easily.
Bronson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Charles Bronson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Champ ducks under a wild hook from Bronson.
Bronson seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Champ throws an overhand right that lands on Bronson's shoulder, as Bronson tries to avoid the shot.
Bronson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Champ counters with a straight right hand.
A jab from Bronson misses.
Bronson just misses with a punch to the body.
Bronson connects with the punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Champ staying out of range there.
Champ has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Champ doesn't manage to clinch there - Bronson circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bronson misses with a straight left.
Bronson throws out a loose jab but Champ uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bronson throws a body punch but Champ moves out of range.
Bronson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Champ slips a jab and a cross from Bronson.
Bronson throws an off balance right hand
and Champ counters with a right hand to the body.
Champ throws a big shot that misses.
Bronson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Champ moves away.
Bronson looks to land a left hand but Champ moved out of range nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bronson misses the shot to the body.
Bronson just misses with a punch to the body.
Bronson digs a good body shot into Champ's ribs.
Champ walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Champ tries to clinch up but Bronson circles away and keeps his distance.
Bronson clobbers Champ with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Bronson misses the target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Champ slips a straight right by Bronson.
Bronson connects with a right hand. Champ shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charles Bronson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tourney Champ's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Bronson thuds a left hand into Champ's body.
Bronson misses the jab.
Bronson throws a looping overhand right but Champ ducks down to avoid it.
Bronson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Champ manages to avoid it.
Bronson throws a big shot that misses.
Bronson ducks under a wild hook from Champ.
Bronson misses with a body shot
and Champ counters with a left to the body.
Champ doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bronson throws a shot to the body.
Bronson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Champ was well out of range. Poor timing from Bronson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bronson works Champ's body with a nice hook.
Bronson throws a jab when Champ was well out of range.
Champ scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bronson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Champ moves away.
Bronson throws a jab when Champ was well out of range.
Champ takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bronson looks to score with a jab to the body but Champ is just out of range.
Bronson scores with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Champ tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bronson lands with a good body shot.
Bronson misses the shot to the body.
Bronson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Champ manages to avoid it.
Charles Bronson is winning the standup battle so far.
Champ slips under a jab.
A jab from Bronson misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bronson, as that shot connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bronson throws the left hand but Champ avoids the punch easily.
Bronson with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bronson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Champ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bronson.
Bronson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Champ showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bronson.
Champ bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Champ instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bronson.
Bronson misses with a punch to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Champ misses with some punches.
Bronson tries to work over Champ's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bronson misses with a punch on the inside.
Bronson working aggressively here.
Champ is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bronson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Champ's elbow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bronson tries a body shot but Champ blocks it.
Bronson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Champ blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charles Bronson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tourney Champ's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Champ gets a clinch.
Champ blocking some punches.
Bronson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bronson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bronson connects with a nice looking jab.
Bronson lands with a good body shot.
Bronson throws a poor cross that misses
and Champ counters with a left to the body.
Bronson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bronson circles away from the clinch attempt.
A big left from Bronson misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bronson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Champ was well out of range. Poor timing from Bronson.
Bronson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Champ can do to turn this around?
Champ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bronson.
A shot to the body from Bronson misses
and Champ counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bronson throws a jab when Champ was well out of range.
Bronson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Champ sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bronson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bronson throws a hook to the side of Champ's head but Champ sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Champ ducks under a wild hook from Bronson.
Bronson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bronson connects with a nice looking jab.
Bronson looks to score with a jab to the body but Champ is just out of range.
Champ throws a shot from downtown. Bronson moves away and avoids it.
Bronson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bronson missing with a left hand there. Champ was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Champ takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bronson swings for the body but Champ moves out of range.
Bronson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Champ.
Bronson loads up on a big right hand but Champ slips the punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bronson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bronson misses with a body shot.
Bronson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A jab lands there for Bronson.
Bronson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bronson misses the shot to the body.
Champ is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bronson.
Bronson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Champ was well out of range. Poor timing from Bronson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Bronson.
Champ tries to clinch up.
Champ tries to close the distance and clinch but Bronson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bronson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Champ in his tracks.
Champ ducks under a wild hook from Bronson.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bronson, as that shot connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Champ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bronson.
Tourney Champ has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bronson lands with a nice body punch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Charles Bronson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bronson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charles Bronson!
A very excited looking Charles Bronson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Barney Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chase Rollins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lee comes to the cage accompanied by On To The Next One. Chase Rollins has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
31 - 22 - 1, fighting out of London, Barney Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Chase Rollins!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Phil Schofield and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lee throws an off balance right hand
and Rollins counters with a nice uppercut.
Lee throws a chopping leg kick but Rollins manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lee avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Rollins shoots in for a double leg but Lee sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Rollins throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Lee tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Rollins is in Lee's guard.
Lee looking to control.
Rollins wants to control from the top but Lee keeps moving.
Lee pulls Rollins in close to prevent any damage.
Lee preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rollins passes into half guard.
Rollins trying to mount his opponent but Lee defends it.
Rollins missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Rollins performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Rollins slips a jab from Lee.
No joy there for Rollins, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rollins tries to clinch but Lee is having none of it.
Rollins shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lee as he jumps to the side.
Lee avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Rollins forces Lee back against the cage and clinches.
Lee breaks the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rollins rushes Lee and presses him up against the cage.
Rollins tries to pull guard but Lee holds him up against the cage and eventually Rollins drops back down to his feet.
Barney Lee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chase Rollins.
Lee breaks from the clinch.
Some wild striking there from Lee.
Rollins tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lee swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Rollins shoots in but no luck this time.
Lee jabs at Rollins's body.
Rollins moves to clinch but Lee breaks away
and Lee counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lee displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Rollins.
Lee tries to bum rush Rollins with a series of wild strikes but Rollins uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rollins wants to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lee dips to his left and cracks Rollins with an uppercut!
Lee ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lee cracks a nice hook into Rollins's ribs.
Rollins shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lee but Lee pushes him off and we're back to square one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rollins looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rollins has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barney Lee dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Lee bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Rollins's head.
Rollins doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lee counters with a body kick that stops Rollins in his tracks momentarily.
Rollins throws a series of punches but Lee avoids them all with ease.
Rollins shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lee as he jumps to the side.
Chase Rollins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick misses from Rollins.
Lee misses with an uppercut
and Rollins counters with a right hand to the body.
Rollins shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lee as he jumps to the side.
Barney Lee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chase Rollins.
Rollins fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Rollins on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rollins clinches up with Lee and pushes him back against the cage.
Rollins is looking to control Lee's arms but Lee gets an underhook and turns him. Now Rollins has his back to the cage.
Rollins tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Lee just stands there and leans against the cage.
Rollins goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rollins looking to stall.
Lee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lee throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Rollins fails with a takedown attempt.
Rollins takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lee throws a body punch but Rollins moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rollins tries to clinch but Lee moves out of range.
Lee just misses with a punch to the body.
Lee throws a hook but Rollins blocks it.
Rollins throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Lee's waist but Lee gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Rollins off to one side.
Chase Rollins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rollins will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rollins misses with a low kick.
Rollins tries a head kick but it misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Lee.
Rollins shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Rollins is breathing heavily.
Lee ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rollins has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rollins there as he acknowledges the shot.
Barney Lee is winning the standup battle so far.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rollins. Lee does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lee looks to land a left hand but Rollins moved out of range nicely.
Rollins staying out of range there.
Lee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rollins looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Lee slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Lee pulls Rollins in to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rollins is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lee is trying to keep Rollins in close.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Barney Lee.
Rollins wants to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barney Lee dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Lee throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rollins fails in his attempt to clinch.
A head kick from Rollins lands but Lee takes it in his stride.
Lee with a nice cross.
Lee misses with an attempted mid kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lee.
Lee misses with an uppercut. Rollins saw that one coming.
Lee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rollins was well out of range. Poor timing from Lee.
Rollins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rollins slips under a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rollins gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Lee breaks the clinch.
Rollins shoots for a takedown but Lee saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Rollins wants to clinch but Lee slips to the side
and Lee counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Rollins thinking.
Rollins takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lee scores with a leg kick.
Lee punishes Rollins's body with a nice straight punch.
Rollins fails with the takedown.
Lee misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rollins blocks a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Rollins takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Lee jabs Rollins to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A big left from Lee misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rollins looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lee fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Good leg kick by Lee there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rollins with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Lee counter with a right hand.
Rollins is rocked!
Barney Lee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chase Rollins.
Lee darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Rollins's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Lee before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Barney Lee!
Barney Lee seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Konrad Kurze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Timmy Smithy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smithy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Diabolic- Soldier's Logic. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Konrad Kurze!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Timmy Smithy!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kurze throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Smithy is looking to chop away at Kurze's legs.
Kurze throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Smithy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kurze.
Kurze tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Smithy was well out of range. Poor timing from Kurze.
Kurze throws out a loose jab but Smithy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smithy ducks under a wild hook from Kurze.
Kurze dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kurze misses with a body shot.
Smithy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kurze looks to score with a jab to the body but Smithy is just out of range.
Kurze throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Smithy's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smithy lands a really nice looking cross but Kurze seems unphased.
Smithy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kurze throws out the jab.
Kurze misses with a head kick.
Kurze punishes Smithy's body with a nice straight punch.
Smithy thuds his shin into the meat of Kurze's side.
Kurze steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Smithy. That one must have hurt.
Smithy connects with a single shot there.
Smithy feints and then cracks Kurze's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kurze down.
Smithy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Smithy lands a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Smithy misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smithy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kurze's head backwards.
Kurze gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Smithy.
Smithy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kurze shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Kurze was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Kurze trying to control the position but Smithy is working away.
Kurze is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Smithy knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Kurze throwing shots but missing, from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smithy can't do much from the bottom here.
Smithy on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Kurze is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Smithy has escaped the position, nice work there.
Kurze working the ground and pound from side control.
Kurze misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Smithy is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kurze in side control, throwing shots but Smithy defends.
Kurze working the ground and pound.
Kurze scoring with punches from side control.
Kurze grinds an elbow into Smithy's temple.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smithy on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Kurze working the strikes but Smithy uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Smithy has his hands clasped together around Kurze's back. He's all about the action.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kurze is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Smithy sees it coming and defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Konrad Kurze dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Kurze scores with a jab to the body.
Kurze darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Smithy tries to work over Kurze's front leg with a kick but Kurze checks it.
Smithy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kurze.
Smithy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Smithy has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Smithy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Both fighters circling a little - Smithy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Kurze misses the shot to the body.
Kurze misses with a straight right.
Smithy misses with a kick to the body.
Smithy thuds his right hand into Kurze's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kurze is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kurze showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Smithy.
Smithy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Smithy throws a leg kick
and Kurze counters with a takedown into side control.
Smithy tries to improve position but can't.
Kurze throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Kurze thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Kurze creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Smithy sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Kurze swings around for an armbar but Smithy sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Kurze's guard.
Konrad Kurze overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Smithy trying to control the position from guard on top but Kurze is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smithy preventing the sweep.
Smithy wants to pass the guard but Kurze is keeping the position.
Smithy engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Kurze has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Smithy should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Kurze has tightened it up now! Smithy should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Konrad Kurze!
Konrad Kurze really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Hellbent logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sly Randolph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homer Simpson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Sly Randolph's chin.
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148 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
45 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 19 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Sly Randolph!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Phil Schofield and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Randolph checks the leg kick.
Randolph throws a big shot that misses.
Randolph looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Simpson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Ballas Only in the buildup to the fight.
Randolph is looking to score with low kicks.
Good shot there by Simpson.
Randolph takes one on the button.
Randolph throws a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Randolph lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Randolph misses with an uppercut. Simpson saw that one coming.
A low kick from Randolph misses
and Simpson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Simpson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sly Randolph seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Randolph swings for the body but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson scores with a jab.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Randolph keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Randolph.
A good leg kick by Simpson.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Simpson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Randolph has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Randolph and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A punch combination from Randolph misses.
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Randolph was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson.
Randolph fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Simpson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Randolph throws out the jab.
Simpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Randolph misses with a few strikes there.
A low kick from Simpson misses
and Randolph finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Randolph lands with an overhand left.
Simpson throws a series of strikes that have Randolph backpedaling.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Randolph. Randolph obviously looking to wear him down.
Randolph jabs Simpson right on the nose. Simpson blinks but takes it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Simpson, as that shot connected.
Randolph wants to slow Simpson down by chopping away at his legs.
Randolph slips a straight right by Simpson.
Simpson misses with a hook. Randolph ducked under it nicely.
Randolph misses with a double jab.
Simpson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Randolph checks a low kick from Simpson.
Randolph thows a left - swing and a miss!
An inside leg kick lands from Randolph.
Randolph throws a leg kick that misses.
A big right from Randolph misses.
Randolph shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A big left from Randolph misses.
Randolph misses with a hook.
Simpson misses with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Randolph misses with an uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Simpson.
Nice cross by Simpson.
Simpson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Simpson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Randolph. That did some damage!
The fighters circle momentarily. Simpson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Randolph will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Randolph attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Simpson misses with a looping left.
Jab, jab by Simpson - just one landing.
Randolph works the jab nicely.
Simpson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Randolph turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Randolph.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson lands a right hook to the body.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Randolph in his tracks.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Randolph takes one to the side of the head.
Randolph looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Randolph throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Simpson.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Randolph tries to bum rush Simpson with a series of wild strikes but Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Randolph's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Randolph misses with a lunging right hand
and Randolph takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Randolph throws a leg kick that is checked
and Simpson counters with a stiff right hand.
Simpson moves out of range as Randolph strikes.
Randolph throws a good cross that connects.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Randolph walks into a stiff left hand from Simpson.
Randolph throws a low kick but Simpson avoids it.
Simpson connects with a single shot there.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Simpson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Randolph drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Simpson blocks the body kick.
Simpson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Simpson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Donk. Randolph catches Simpson right on the button with a cross.
A clash of legs there as Simpson blocks the low kick.
Simpson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Simpson.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice straight punches there by Randolph. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Randolph.
Randolph misses with an uppercut.
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
Simpson jabs Randolph right on the nose. Randolph blinks but takes it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Randolph chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Randolph throws a low kick but it's checked well by Simpson.
Randolph on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Simpson. Simpson obviously looking to wear him down.
A big right from Randolph misses.
Simpson works Randolph's body with a nice hook.
Randolph throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
Randolph throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Randolph thows a leg kick but Simpson checks it
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
Simpson loads up on a big right hand but Randolph slips the punch.
Simpson feints and then cracks Randolph's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Randolph down.
Simpson swings for the body but Randolph moves out of range.
No joy there for Simpson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Simpson connects with a solid leg kick.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson cracks the inside of Randolph's front leg.
Simpson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Randolph avoids a kick to the body.
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Randolph.
Randolph looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Simpson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Randolph checks a leg kick.
Randolph throws a hook to the side of Simpson's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Randolph on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Randolph steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Simpson.
Randolph misses the shot to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Randolph.
Randolph throws a lazy uppercut
letting Simpson counter with a right hand.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson cracks Randolph with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Randolph chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson connects with a single shot there.
Simpson wants to land a leg kick but Randolph is out of range.
Randolph tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Randolph.
Simpson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A big right from Randolph misses.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Randolph.
A nice leg kick lands there from Simpson.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Randolph.
Simpson's corner calls for a 1-2. Simpson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Randolph avoids a kick to the body.
Randolph chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
Simpson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws the left hand but Randolph avoids the punch easily.
Randolph is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson misses with a hook.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Randolph throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Simpson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Randolph misses with a looping right.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Randolph pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson clobbers Randolph with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Simpson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A low kick from Randolph is predictable there
and Simpson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Randolph throws a nice outside leg kick.
Randolph throws a leg kick but Simpson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Simpson slips a straight right by Randolph.
Randolph on the wrong end of a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Simpson swinging wildly here.
Simpson misses with an uppercut.
Randolph connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Simpson misses with a two punch combination.
Simpson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Randolph is out of range and Simpson settles back down.
Randolph misses with a low kick as Simpson jumps back.
Randolph cracks Simpson with an open hand slap.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Randolph.
Randolph throws a hook but Simpson avoids it easily.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Randolph.
Simpson lands a nice hook to Randolph's body. Randolph takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Randolph.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Randolph misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Randolph throws a leg kick but Simpson sees it coming and moves out of range.
Randolph showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Simpson.
Simpson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Simpson throws a jab when Randolph was well out of range.
Randolph's corner calls for a 1-2. Randolph obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Randolph steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Simpson.
Simpson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Randolph throws the left hand but Simpson avoids the punch easily.
Simpson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Randolph's calf.
Randolph throws a series of punches but Simpson moves out of range.
Randolph on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Simpson checks a leg kick.
Randolph swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Randolph moves out of range of the leg kick from Simpson.
Randolph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A nice inside leg kick there by Simpson. That's going to slow Randolph down.
The fighters circling - Simpson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Randolph tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Randolph ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Simpson moves away.
Randolph blocks a low kick nicely.
Simpson walks into a stiff left hand from Randolph.
Randolph takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Randolph takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Randolph throws a hook but Simpson blocks it.
Simpson thumps Randolph with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Simpson blocks a jab.
Simpson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Randolph misses with a straight left.
Randolph throws a shot from downtown. Simpson moves away and avoids it.
Simpson lands an overhand right.
Randolph shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Randolph blocks a low kick nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Simpson, right into the meat.
Randolph throws a sloppy body shot
and Simpson counters with a leg kick.
Randolph takes one to the side of the head.
Randolph swinging wildly here.
Randolph takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Randolph throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Randolph takes a step back to recover.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson moves out of range as Randolph strikes.
Simpson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Randolph throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Simpson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Randolph.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Randolph.
Randolph loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Randolph is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Simpson.
Randolph thows a body kick. Simpson tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A jab lands there for Simpson.
Simpson staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Simpson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Randolphs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Randolph's shoulder, as Randolph tries to avoid the shot.
Randolph throws a nice outside leg kick.
Simpson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Randolph has time to react.
Simpson clobbers Randolph with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A decent looking cross lands there for Randolph.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Randolph.
Simpson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Randolph looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Simpson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Randolph moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
Simpson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Simpson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Randolph fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Simpson tries to move into range but Randolph moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Randolph will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Simpson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Randolph tries to move into range but Simpson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Randolph looks to land a combination but Simpson avoids it well.
Simpson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Simpson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Simpson avoids a punch combination nicely.
That kick from Simpson tenderised Randolph's leg. Randolph is trying to keep his angry face on.
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Simpson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Simpson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson moves out of range as Randolph strikes.
Randolph dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Randolph throws a big shot that misses.
Randolph misses with a few strikes there.
Randolph swings widly with a right hand
and Simpson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Randolph has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Randolph throws out a leg kick but Simpson moves out of range and Randolph only half commits.
Randolph attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Randolph uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simpson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab from Simpson.
Randolph looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
Simpson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Randolph.
Randolph loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Simpson moves out of range of the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Randolph checks the leg kick.
Simpson lands with a right hand.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Randolph pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson takes one to the chin there.
Simpson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Simpson slips under a jab from Randolph.
Randolph throws a leg kick but Simpson moved away.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Randolph takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Randolph throws a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a nice body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. Randolph looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A right-left combo lands from Simpson.
Simpson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Randolph.
Simpson jabs Randolph to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Randolph.
Randolph jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Randolph checks a low kick from Simpson.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Randolph throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Randolph fails to land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson had his way with Sly Randolph in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
A jab from Randolph misses.
Randolph misses with a straight right.
Randolph tried to score with a low kick but Simpson checks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Randolph. Simpson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Randolph attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Randolph uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Randolph lands a head shot.
A slow jab from Randolph misses its intended target.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Randolph.
Simpson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Randolph's sensitive parts.
Randolph on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Simpson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Simpson connects with a right hand. Randolph shakes it off.
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Randolph is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Randolph stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson.
Randolph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Randolph attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Randolph.
Randolph steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Simpson. That one must have hurt.
Simpson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Simpson lands a jab to the head.
Randolph on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Simpson. Simpson obviously looking to wear him down.
Simpson throws a leg kick that misses.
A lazy left from Randolph finds it's target.
A jab from Randolph misses.
Simpson checks the leg kick.
Randolph throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
A lazy left from Randolph finds it's target.
Sly Randolph has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lunges at Randolph with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Randolph's hand.
Simpson catches Randolph with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Simpson delivers a nice body kick.
Simpson tries to land a front kick but Randolph steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice defenses there by Randolph.
Randolph needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
Randolph throws a right hand that misses
and Simpson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Simpson throws a leg kick
and Randolph counters with a nice body shot.
Randolph throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Randolph throws a chopping leg kick but Simpson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Randolph has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Simpson.
Randolph showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Simpson.
Randolph tries to land a leg kick but Simpson saw it coming and moves away.
Randolph lands a head shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Randolph's shoulder, as Randolph tries to avoid the shot.
Randolph throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Randolph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice body kick from Simpson.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson scores with a jab. Randolph acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Simpson lands a lovely overhand right.
Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Randolph slips under a jab.
Randolph lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Simpson circles away quickly and effectively.
Simpson cracks Randolph with a good jab.
Randolph misses with a low kick.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Randolph uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Simpson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Randolph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson.
Randolph loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
Randolph on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Randolph.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson thumps Randolph with a low kick.
Randolph takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A telegraphed right hand from Randolph misses the target.
Randolph needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
Randolph looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Randolph takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Randolph fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Simpson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 49:46
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 50:45
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson!
A relieved looking Homer Simpson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noel Contemprato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Boondocks Theme Song. Contemprato has chosen Cats as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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165 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 18 - 3, fighting out of London, Noel Contemprato!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Steven Brown and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Contemprato lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A slow jab from Contemprato misses its intended target.
Contemprato lands with a nice body punch.
Contemprato throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Contemprato fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Leeroy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Contemprato connects with a crisp jab.
Contemprato lands a slapping body shot.
Leeroy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Leeroy slips a straight right by Contemprato.
Leeroy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Contemprato is able to avoid easily.
Leeroy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Leeroy digs a good hook to Contemprato's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Contemprato throws a body punch but Leeroy moves out of range.
Contemprato tries to clinch but Leeroy moves out of range.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Contemprato throws a punch but it's blocked by Leeroy.
Leeroy misses with a body punch.
Contemprato's coach down at ~T~ Troid - Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Contemprato's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Leeroy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Contemprato backwards.
Contemprato lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Leeroy or not.
Leeroy throws a punch but it's blocked by Contemprato.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Contemprato.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy lands with a light punch inside.
Leeroy drags the fight down to the ground.
Contemprato has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Leeroy is proving hard to escape from.
Leeroy looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Contemprato puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Contemprato decides to stand up.
Leeroy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Contemprato connects with a leg kick. Leeroy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Leeroy missing with a left hand there. Contemprato was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Contemprato looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Contemprato buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Contemprato takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Contemprato ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Leeroy. Contemprato does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good exchange - Contemprato coming out on top.
Leeroy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Contemprato's head.
It looks like Noel Contemprato has been cut.
Leeroy is looking to chop away at Contemprato's legs.
Nice defenses there by Contemprato.
A telegraphed right hand from Leeroy misses the target.
Leeroy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A clash of legs there as Contemprato blocks the low kick.
Leeroy catches Contemprato with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Contemprato fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Leeroy manages to avoid it.
Leeroy throws out a loose jab but Contemprato uses good head movement to avoid it.
Contemprato lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Leeroy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Contemprato connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Leeroy scrambles back to his feet.
Contemprato connects with a good right hand that stumbles Leeroy. Leeroy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Leeroy is rocked!
Contemprato lands a nice hook to Leeroy's body. Leeroy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Oh Leeroy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Leeroy switches off momentarily and Contemprato cracks him with a monster right hand! Leeroy topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Contemprato dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Contemprato!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Noel Contemprato!
Our winner, Noel Contemprato, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dan Haley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asteroid is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Asteroid. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Dan Haley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
46 - 23 - 5, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Phil Schofield and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haley bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Asteroid tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Haley wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Asteroid manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Haley is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Haley manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Asteroid passes Haley's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Haley is looking to improve his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haley looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Haley wants to control but Asteroid is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Asteroid moves nicely into side control.
Haley is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Asteroid's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Asteroid prevents Haley from improving his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid wants to take a breather but Haley is having none of it.
Asteroid with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Haley is not content to let Asteroid control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Anabol Asteroid wasn't active enough on the ground.
Asteroid throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Haley.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Haley checks a leg kick.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Haley moves out of range.
Haley uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Asteroid.
Haley ducks under a wild hook from Asteroid.
Asteroid takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Asteroid feints and then cracks Haley's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Haley down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asteroid, right into the meat.
Asteroid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Anabol Asteroid is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Haley throws a body punch but Asteroid moves out of range.
Anabol Asteroid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Haley is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Haley was well out of range. Poor timing from Asteroid.
Asteroid connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asteroid misses with a hook. Haley ducked under it nicely.
Haley misses with a hook.
Haley on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Asteroid misses with a hook
and Haley counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Asteroid!
Asteroid regains half guard.
Asteroid is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Haley is trying to control. Asteroid wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Asteroid is looking to improve his position.
Asteroid wants to get back to his feet.
Haley prevents Asteroid from improving his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Anabol Asteroid will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Asteroid misses with a straight left.
Asteroid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Haley displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Asteroid throws out the jab.
Haley fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asteroid manages to avoid it.
Asteroid uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Haley has time to react.
Haley throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A head kick misses from Asteroid.
Haley throws a lazy right hand but Asteroid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Asteroid scoring well with a low kick there.
Asteroid connects with a solid leg kick.
Haley motions for Asteroid to come forward. Haley throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Haley misses with an attempted mid kick.
Asteroid cracks the inside of Haley's front leg.
Asteroid misses with a straight right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid lands with a shot to the body.
A punch combination from Haley misses.
Haley stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Haley is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Asteroid's half guard.
Asteroid is concentrating on defense, preventing Haley from advancing position.
Asteroid wants to control but Haley is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Asteroid blocking the ground and pound attempt from Haley.
Haley working Asteroid over with strikes.
Asteroid moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
We've been hearing that Haley has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asteroid trying to control the position here.
Asteroid is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Haley puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Asteroid tries to roll over but Haley keeps him under control.
Haley is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Asteroid doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Haley.
Haley seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Asteroid does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Asteroid is trying to stand up here but Haley is controlling him well.
Haley prevents Asteroid from improving his position.
Haley thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haley missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Haley is trying to control the action in half guard but Asteroid is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Asteroid tries to kick Haley off but Haley keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Haley is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Haley seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Asteroid does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Haley is thwarting Asteroid's attempts to control the position.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Asteroid attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Haley manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Asteroid on his heels. He'll look to pass Asteroid's guard now, I'm sure.
Haley seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Haley throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Asteroid works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid is pulling down on Haley's head to control his posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Asteroid is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Anabol Asteroid has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Asteroid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Anabol Asteroid seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Haley throws a hook but Asteroid blocks it.
Asteroid misses with a body shot.
Asteroid displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Haley.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
No joy there for Asteroid, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Asteroid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Haley throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Anabol Asteroid will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Haley feints and then cracks Asteroid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Asteroid down.
Asteroid slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Haley gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Asteroid.
Haley ducks under a wild hook from Asteroid.
Haley lands a jab to Asteroid's midsection.
A telegraphed right hand from Haley misses the target.
Asteroid throws a body kick that misses.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Haley wants to land a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Haley manages to avoid it.
Haley closes the distance and clinches up with Asteroid, looking for a takedown. Haley pushes Asteroid against the cage but Asteroid circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Asteroid lands with a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big left from Haley misses.
Haley takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
It looks like Dan Haley has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid feints and then cracks Haley's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Haley down.
Haley moves out of range of the body kick from Asteroid.
Haley throws a nice outside leg kick.
Haley keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Haley takes one on the button.
Asteroid getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Haley takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Haley misses with a straight right.
Asteroid throws the left hand but Haley avoids the punch easily.
Haley takes the fight into the clinch.
Haley stalling against the cage.
Haley has a couple of punches blocked by Asteroid.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Haley.
Haley blocks an elbow strike.
A short body shot lands from Haley as the two fighters clinch.
Asteroid blocks an uppercut.
Asteroid throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Haley pushes Asteroid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Haley is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Haley is looking to take this one to the mat.
Asteroid working aggressively here.
Asteroid blocks a body shot from Haley.
Haley misses with the head strike.
A short uppercut from Haley.
Haley blocks a body shot from Asteroid.
Asteroid lands with a light punch inside.
Asteroid tries to circle away but Haley has him pinned against the cage.
Asteroid pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Haley lands a hook that snaps the head of Asteroid backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid blocking some punches.
Asteroid digs a right hand underneath Haley's ribcage. Haley let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Asteroid looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Haley blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Asteroid tries to throw a body punch but Haley avoids it by throwing Asteroid back against the cage.
Haley dodges an elbow strike from Asteroid.
Haley trying to control the position but instead, Asteroid has worked for underhooks and has pushed Haley into the cage.
Asteroid misses with a body punch.
Haley makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Haley is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Haley pushes Asteroid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Asteroid wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Haley swings wildly with an uppercut but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Haley lands a body shot in the clinch.
Asteroid can't find room to land a body shot as Haley controls the action.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asteroid takes a shot to the head.
Haley lands an uppercut.
Asteroid takes an elbow to the forehead.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Haley.
Haley is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Asteroid is keeping busy.
Asteroid throws an elbow but it misses.
Asteroid is working Haley over against the cage.
Asteroid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dan Haley has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A left hand lands to the body for Asteroid.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Haley.
Haley throws a punch but it's blocked by Asteroid.
Asteroid misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anabol Asteroid really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dan Haley's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Haley throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Asteroid counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Haley thinking.
Asteroid takes one to the side of the head.
Asteroid lands with an uppercut that bounces Haley off the cage and back into range.
Asteroid lands a nice leg kick that just misses Haley's sensitive parts.
Haley misses with an uppercut. Asteroid saw that one coming.
Asteroid pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Asteroid throws a jab when Haley was well out of range.
Asteroid throws a nice outside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Haley.
Haley tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asteroid was well out of range. Poor timing from Haley.
Haley shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asteroid manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Haley manages to get himself to full guard.
Asteroid forces his way into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haley is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Asteroid's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Asteroid's back!
Asteroid tries to break free.
Asteroid holding both Haley 's hands and preventing any damage.
Asteroid breaks Haley's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Asteroid is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Asteroid passes into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Asteroid is trying to control. Haley wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Haley won't allow Asteroid to pass to mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haley is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Asteroid jumps into side control!
Asteroid tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The referee asks Asteroid politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Asteroid prefers to stall for the moment though.
Asteroid wants to take a breather but Haley manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Asteroid.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haley working for submissions but it's allowed Asteroid to get to half guard.
Asteroid takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Haley tries to roll over but Asteroid keeps him under control.
Haley is in trouble now - Asteroid has advanced to mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anabol Asteroid dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Dan Haley's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Nice shot by Haley.
Asteroid throws a poor cross that misses
and Haley counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Asteroid wants to sweep here but Haley controlling him for the moment.
Haley is fighting to break Asteroid's control of his arms but Asteroid is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Asteroid wants to get back to his feet but Haley is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Haley working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Asteroid looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Asteroid controls Haley momentarily but Haley frees himself.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Anabol Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a front kick aimed at Haley's knee but Haley avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haley fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asteroid manages to avoid it.
Asteroid fakes the leg kick and cracks Haley in the body.
Haley shoots for a double leg takedown but Asteroid sprawls well. He's pushed Haley's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Asteroid gets caught napping as Haley dives in and scores a takedown. Asteroid manages to retain guard.
Asteroid controlling the position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Asteroid is on top in guard.
Asteroid trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Haley not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Asteroid trying to control the position from guard on top but Haley is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dan Haley has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anabol Asteroid has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Haley lands the left hand.
Asteroid moves out of range of the leg kick from Haley.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Asteroid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A jab lands there for Haley.
Asteroid fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Haley is out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Haley.
A nice combination there by Asteroid.
Haley uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Asteroid has time to react.
Asteroid fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Haley looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Good exchange - Haley coming out on top.
Asteroid throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Asteroid pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Haley throws a hook to the side of Asteroid's head but Asteroid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Asteroid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Haley takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Asteroid.
Asteroid lands a leg kick that knocks Haley off balance momentarily.
Nice cross by Asteroid.
Asteroid throws an overhand right that lands on Haley's shoulder, as Haley tries to avoid the shot.
Asteroid jabs at Haley's body.
Asteroid looking to land some kicks to the body here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A low kick from Haley is predictable there
and Asteroid counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haley ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Asteroid showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Haley.
Asteroid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Haley.
Haley attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Asteroid scores with a nice right hand.
Asteroid misses with a low kick.
A big right from Haley misses.
A low kick from Haley is predictable there
and Asteroid holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asteroid blocks a body shot from Haley.
Haley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Haley misses with a hook from the clinch.
Asteroid tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Haley's elbow.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Anabol Asteroid.
I've got Asteroid winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 45:50
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 45:50
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 46:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabol Asteroid!
In his post fight interview, Anabol Asteroid started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rinky Spider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bas Severn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rinky Spider!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bas Severn!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spider uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Severn.
Spider looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Spider misses with an uppercut.
Spider lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Spider keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spider looks to clinch
and Severn counters with a body kick.
Rinky Spider seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Severn cracks Spider with a good jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Severn thows a body shot but no joy.
Severn misses with a body kick.
Severn throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spider looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Severn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Spider is looking to slow Severn down with leg kicks.
Spider darts in and clinches Severn up against the cage.
Spider misses with the head strike.
Severn content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Spider stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spider throws a punch but it's blocked by Severn.
A nice left hand lands by Spider.
Spider misses with a short punch on the inside.
Severn cracks Spider with a nice body shot.
Severn misses with the head strike.
Severn scores with a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Severn.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spider looking to slow down the pace here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Severn.
Spider blocks an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Spider.
Spider looking to slow down the pace here.
Spider breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Spider swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spider moves in looking to clinch but Severn pushes him off.
Spider throws the left hand but Severn avoids the punch easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Severn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Severn closes the distance and lands a one-two.
It looks like Rinky Spider has been cut.
Severn takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Spider throws a front kick aimed at Severn's knee but Severn avoids it well.
Spider closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Spider swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Severn lands with a light punch inside.
Spider blocks an uppercut.
Spider struggles to land a body shot inside as Severn controls his hands.
Spider tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spider misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spider tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Severn's elbow.
Spider misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spider misses with some punches.
Spider tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Severn's elbow.
Severn will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Spider up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Severn working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Severn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Severn blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Severn scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Severn on the inside.
Severn tries to throw a body punch but Spider avoids it by throwing Severn back against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A left hand lands to the body for Severn.
A short body shot lands from Severn as the two fighters clinch.
Severn slows down the pace here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spider misses with a punch on the inside.
Severn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Severn tries to throw a body punch but Spider avoids it by throwing Severn back against the cage.
Spider gets through Severn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Severn throws a punch but it's blocked by Spider.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Spider as Severn tries to tie him up.
Spider can't find room to land a body shot as Severn controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spider.
A head punch on the inside from Severn fails to land.
Spider blocks an elbow strike.
Spider has a couple of punches blocked by Severn.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Spider creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Spider can't find room to land a body shot as Severn controls the action.
Severn lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Spider creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Severn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Severn blocking some punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spider has Severn pressed against the cage, preventing Severn from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Severn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Spider gets through Severn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Spider.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bas Severn will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Rinky Spider's cut.
That's time! Spider's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Severn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spider. Spider obviously looking to wear him down.
A leg kick checked by Severn.
Spider rushes Severn and presses him up against the cage.
Severn can't break the clinch.
Severn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Severn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Severn prevents a body shot from Spider.
Spider lands with a left to the head.
Spider tries to throw a body punch but Severn avoids it by throwing Spider back against the cage.
Spider scores with a shot to the side of Severn's head.
Spider tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Severn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Severn cracks Spider with a nice body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Severn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Spider misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spider tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Severn misses with the head strike.
Severn lands an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Severn.
Severn tries to stall but Spider uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Spider breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Spider wants to clinch up but Severn keeps it at a distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spider.
Severn throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spider sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Severn misses with a looping right.
Spider scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Spider throws a low kick but it's checked well by Severn.
Spider connects with a leg kick. Severn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spider scores with the left hand. Severn knows he should have avoided that one.
Spider has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Severn.
Severn lands with a nice body kick.
Spider slips a straight right by Severn.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Severn defending well as Spider loads up on a big left hand.
Spider throws a head kick that Severn semi-blocks.
Severn throws a sloppy head kick and Spider moves out of range easily.
Spider ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Severn moves away.
Spider lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Spider throws a leg kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Severn.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Spider tries to clinch but Severn moves out of range.
Severn fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spider has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spider throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Spider wants to clinch
and Severn counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Severn just misses with a punch to the body.
Severn lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spider's sensitive parts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spider checks a leg kick nicely.
Rinky Spider is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spider forces Severn back against the cage and clinches.
Severn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Severn lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Spider.
Severn misses with the head strike.
Severn lands a left hand.
Spider manages to break the clinch.
Spider scores with a hook.
Spider throws a hook but Severn blocks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Severn loads up on a big right hand but Spider slips the punch.
Spider rushes Severn and presses him up against the cage.
Severn throws a head punch that misses.
Severn blocking some punches.
Spider swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Severn.
Severn lands a shoulder strike.
A bit of stalling here from Severn.
Spider working aggressively here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Severn breaks the clinch.
Spider lands with a shot to the body.
Spider with a nice cross.
Spider lands a jab.
Severn misses with a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Severn wants to slow Spider down by chopping away at his legs.
Good leg kick by Spider there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Spider clinches with his opponent.
Severn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Bas Severn will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Rinky Spider's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Severn will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Spider uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Spider misses with a low kick.
Severn avoids a kick to the body.
Spider with a jab.
Severn's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Spider connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Severn scrambles back to his feet.
Rinky Spider is winning the standup battle so far.
Spider connects with a leg kick. Severn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spider moves out of range of the body kick.
Spider cracks the inside of Severn's front leg.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Severn swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Severn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spider.
Severn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Severn does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Severn's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spider looks to land a left hand but Severn moved out of range nicely.
Spider wants to clinch up but Severn keeps it at a distance.
Spider clinches up with Severn and pushes him back against the cage.
Severn blocks an uppercut.
Severn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Spider blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Spider doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Severn pressing his opponent against the cage.
Spider cracks Severn with a nice body shot.
Severn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spider breaks the clinch.
Spider fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Severn.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big left from Severn misses.
Spider stuns Severn with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spider moves to clinch but Severn breaks away
and Severn makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Severn cracks a nice hook into Spider's ribs.
An inside leg kick lands from Spider.
Spider pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Severn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Good work by Spider as he checks the leg kick.
Spider scores with a decent looking hook.
Spider throws a low kick but Severn moves out of range easily.
Severn swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Spider uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Severn.
Spider feints and then cracks Severn's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Severn down.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spider.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spider looks for the body kick but Severn saw that one coming.
Spider cracks the inside of Severn's front leg.
Spider tries to close the distance and clinch up but Severn swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spider.
Severn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spider tries to clinch up.
A punch lands to the side of Severn 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Severn on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Severn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spider can pounce on him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spider cracks Severn with a right hand to the side of the head.
Severn gets tackled into the cage by Spider. Spider maintains the clinch.
Spider scores with a nice hook to the head.
Spider lands with a short shot to the head.
Severn is rocked!
Spider misses with a short punch on the inside.
Severn is still on wobbly legs! Can Spider finish him?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spider swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spider swings wildly with an uppercut but Severn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spider misses with the head strike.
Severn is trying to maintain a safe position but Spider gets an underhook and turns Severn into the cage.
Spider throws a punch but it's blocked by Severn.
Severn blocks an uppercut.
Spider misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Severn.
Spider has a couple of punches blocked by Severn.
Severn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Severn blocks an uppercut.
Severn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Spider fails to land.
Spider tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Spider fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Severn.
Severn blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Severn.
Spider misses with a hook from the clinch.
Severn seems to have recovered his senses.
Severn presses Spider against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Severn lands a shoulder strike.
Rinky Spider has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The referee calls for Severn to work.
Spider blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Spider misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spider breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Spider checks a low kick from Severn.
Severn digs a good body shot into Spider's ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rinky Spider clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Rinky Spider's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Jab from Spider.
Spider throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice body kick there by Severn.
Spider clobbers Severn with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Severn throws a lazy body kick
and Spider counters with a big right hand! Oh Severn is in trouble here! Spider follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rinky Spider!
Rinky Spider retains his super heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Rinky Spider made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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