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PCEC 82: Douche vs Jones PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brett Rogers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kristian Kelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rogers comes to the cage accompanied by Step Into A World. Kelly is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Senses Fail - Bonecrusher. Brett Rogers could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kristian Kelly's chin.
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352 lbs
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285 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brett Rogers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kristian Kelly!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rogers swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kelly connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rogers's hands.
Rogers pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rogers gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kelly.
Kelly shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Kelly works his foot free and advances to mount.
Kelly has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Rogers is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kristian Kelly!
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hajime Susumu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yakko Warner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hajime Susumu has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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157 lbs
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130 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hajime Susumu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Yakko Warner!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Warner misses its intended target.
A thudding body kick lands there by Warner!
Yakko Warner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Warner shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Susumu is looking for a sweep. Warner is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Warner is looking to advance position but Susumu won't allow it.
Susumu actively working from the bottom here.
Warner not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Warner wants to pass to mount but Susumu is defending the position.
Susumu tries to get to full guard but Warner has control of the leg.
Susumu taking some punishment here, with Warner in his half guard.
Susumu blocking the ground and pound attempt from Warner.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Warner does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Warner misses with an attempted mid kick.
Warner thows a body kick. Susumu tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Susumu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Warner's head.
Susumu sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Warner is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Susumu's half guard.
Warner is thwarting Susumu's attempts to control the position.
Susumu taking some punishment here, with Warner in his half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Warner prevents Susumu from improving his position.
Warner working the head and body with strikes.
Warner takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Warner throwing shots but Susumu is blocking nicely.
Warner missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Susumu is trying to control but can't.
Warner seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Susumu does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Susumu regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Warner.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warner wants to control from the top but Susumu keeps moving.
Susumu tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Warner postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Warner in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Susumu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Susumu moves out of range of the body kick from Warner.
Warner bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Warner misses with the ground and pound.
Warner scores with a couple of short elbows.
Susumu prevents Warner from improving position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Susumu is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Warner's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Susumu on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Susumu is not content to let Warner control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Susumu wants to get back to full guard but Warner has passed into side control.
Warner punishing his opponent with strikes.
Warner has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Susumu's face.
Susumu is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Warner cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Warner cracks Susumu with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Susumu working to try and regain half guard.
Warner with shots to the head and body - Susumu looks very uncomfortable down there.
Warner with the ground and pound from mount.
Susumu is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Warner! Susumu is hurt baaadly! Warner is firing away with more strikes - Susumu is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Yakko Warner!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herbert Truck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Truck kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Indestructible. Lesnar has chosen Enae Volare Mezzo as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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260 lbs
11 - 10 - 0 |
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285 lbs
6 - 8 - 1 |
BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Truck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fedor Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar shoots in but Truck avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Lesnar looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Truck is looking to stand up but Lesnar isn't so interested in that idea.
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Truck keeps moving.
Lesnar postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Truck is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Lesnar, into his guard.
Truck tries to free his leg and advance position but Lesnar is retaining full guard.
Truck landing with the ground and pound.
Truck won't allow Lesnar to sweep him here.
Truck throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Lesnar can't keep his opponent in guard - Truck advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Truck stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Lesnar to get to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lesnar throws a hook but Truck blocks it.
Lesnar shoots in for a double leg but Truck sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Truck misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lesnar tries a head kick but it misses.
Lesnar blocks a head kick by Truck.
Jab, jab by Truck - just one landing.
Lesnar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Truck pinned against the cage. Truck gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Herbert Truck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fedor Lesnar.
Truck throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lesnar's head.
Lesnar looks gassed!
Truck avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lesnar fails with a takedown attempt.
Lesnar closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Truck scores with a hook.
Truck lands a jab to Lesnar's midsection.
Truck throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lesnar throws a lazy right hand but Truck sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A head kick by Truck - that's a beauty! Lesnar is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Truck can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Herbert Truck!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Daley Bornstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alan Crump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bornstein comes to the cage accompanied by Men at Work - Land Down Under. This should be fireworks!
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315 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
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270 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Daley Bornstein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alan Crump!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Crump.
Bornstein loads up on a big right hand but Crump slips the punch.
Bornstein thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crump lands with a nice body kick.
Bornstein avoids the head kick by Crump.
Bornstein takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Daley Bornstein has been cut.
Bornstein avoids the head kick by Crump.
Alan Crump seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good leg kick by Crump there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crump lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bornstein backs up against the cage.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Crump, right into the meat.
Bornstein is breathing heavily.
Crump dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bornstein. That did some damage!
Crump throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bornstein.
Crump scores with a leg kick.
Bornstein has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Daley Bornstein's cut is getting worse.
Crump is looking to slow Bornstein down with leg kicks.
Crump thumps Bornstein with a low kick.
A solid body kick from Crump.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bornstein takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Daley Bornstein's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Crump scoring well with a low kick there.
Bornstein avoids the head kick by Crump.
Crump scores with a nice right hand.
Bornstein is rocked!
Bornstein is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Crump lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Bornstein crumples to the floor! Crump milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Alan Crump!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lawrence Soliman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Clem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Soliman comes to the cage accompanied by detox. Clem comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Full Trucker Effect kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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223 lbs
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215 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lawrence Soliman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba Clem!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clem throws a jab but it's blocked by Soliman.
Clem takes one on the button.
Clem misses with a double jab.
Soliman looks for the body kick but Clem saw that one coming.
Soliman moves away from the strike by Clem.
A clash of legs there as Soliman blocks the low kick.
Clem steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Soliman.
Soliman throws a half hearted mid kick.
Clem has taken the fight to the clinch.
Clem comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Soliman.
Soliman stops a takedown attempt from Clem.
Clem throws a punch but it's blocked by Soliman.
Clem misses with some punches.
A short right from Clem on the inside.
Clem lands with a light punch inside.
Soliman tries a body shot but Clem blocks it.
Clem tries for a takedown but Soliman manages to get underhooks.
Clem manages to break the clinch.
Clem misses with a straight left.
Clem moves in looking to clinch but Soliman pushes him off.
Clem misses the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clem scores with a three punch combo!
Clem looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Soliman!
Soliman is looking to improve his position but Clem isn't that keen on the idea.
Soliman regains half guard.
Clem not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Clem has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Clem missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Clem thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Soliman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Clem is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Soliman reverses the position - he's now on top in Clem's guard.
Soliman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Clem swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soliman is looking to stand up but Clem won't let him.
Soliman wants to stand and escape but instead Clem has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Clem working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Soliman throws a right hand that Clem ducks under and follows up with a left that Clem also avoids with ease.
Clem checks the leg kick.
Clem shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Soliman as he jumps to the side.
Lawrence Soliman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Clem.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soliman avoids the head kick by Clem.
Soliman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Soliman slips a jab and a cross from Clem.
Clem throws a nice looking combination but Soliman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Clem throws a front kick aimed at Soliman's knee but Soliman avoids it well.
Clem scoring well with a low kick there.
Clem will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Clem misses with a hook.
Clem throws out a loose jab but Soliman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Soliman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Soliman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Clem.
Soliman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Soliman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Clem has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Clem and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Soliman scores with a sloppy right hand. Clem should have avoided that one.
Clem fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Soliman manages to avoid it.
Clem throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clem connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Soliman's hands.
Clem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Clem fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Soliman avoids it really well and circles away.
Soliman scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Clem doesn't seem bothered though.
Clem tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Soliman lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Clem slips under a jab.
Clem gets the takedown into side control.
Clem looks gassed!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soliman takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Soliman dodges the ground and pound from Clem.
Soliman tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Soliman is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Clem asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Clem cracks Soliman with a big elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubba Clem dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Clem moves in looking to clinch but Soliman pushes him off.
Clem scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Soliman checks a low kick from Clem.
Clem displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Soliman throws out the jab.
Clem moves out of range of the strikes.
A head kick misses from Clem.
Clem takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Clem throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Soliman keeps the fight on the outside.
Clem thows a left - swing and a miss!
Soliman jabs Clem right on the nose. Clem blinks but takes it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Clem misses the target.
Soliman throws a body punch but Clem moves out of range.
Clem slips a straight right by Soliman.
Soliman lands the left hand.
Clem is looking to slow Soliman down with leg kicks.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Soliman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Clem tries to clinch there but Soliman circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clem throws a good cross that connects.
Bubba Clem seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Clem uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Soliman.
Clem throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lawrence Soliman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Clem moves into range and connects with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Soliman takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Clem throws a leg kick which misses Soliman's front leg but catches the back leg as Soliman tries to avoid it.
Clem thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Soliman if he has to take too many more of those.
Clem dips to his left and cracks Soliman with an uppercut!
Clem throws a body punch but Soliman moves out of range.
Clem misses with a straight left.
Clem scores with a hook to the body. Soliman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Clem forces Soliman back against the cage and clinches.
Clem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Clem.
Clem lands a damaging elbow.
Clem pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Clem lands an overhand right.
Clem works Soliman's body with a nice hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clem swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Clem throws the kick towards the body but Soliman avoids it.
Soliman slaps away a takedown attempt from Clem, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Clem moves in looking to clinch but Soliman pushes him off.
Clem fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Soliman manages to avoid it.
Clem cracks Soliman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Clem scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Soliman is rocked!
Clem thows a left - swing and a miss!
Clem misses with a straight left.
Soliman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nice uppercut there from Soliman.
Clem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Soliman throws a good cross that connects.
Jab by Clem.
Clem misses with an uppercut. Soliman saw that one coming.
Clem lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Soliman circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clem ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Soliman moves away.
Soliman keeps the fight on the outside.
Soliman throws a leg kick
letting Clem counter with a right hand.
Clem takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Soliman swats away the attempt to clinch by Clem.
Soliman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Clem, right into the meat.
Clem is looking to clinch.
Soliman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Clem fails with an attempt to clinch.
Soliman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Soliman is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Soliman avoids the body shot from Clem.
Soliman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Clem has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fighters circling - Soliman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Clem lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Soliman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Soliman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clem looks to land a body kick but Soliman moved away.
Clem throws a shot from downtown. Soliman moves away and avoids it.
Soliman throws a jab when Clem was well out of range.
Clem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Soliman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Clem clinches.
Clem lands a body shot in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Clem.
Clem has Soliman pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Soliman manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Clem lands a hook that snaps the head of Soliman backwards.
Clem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Clem plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Clem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Soliman throws a one two combo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Soliman checks the leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Soliman checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Clem throws a hook to the side of Soliman's head but Soliman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Soliman tries to bum rush Clem with a series of wild strikes but Clem uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubba Clem showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Clem lands a nice hook to Soliman's body. Soliman takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The fight stays on the outside here - Clem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Clem throws a leg kick but Soliman checks it.
Soliman ducks under a wild hook from Clem.
Clem takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Clem shoots in for a double leg but Soliman sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Clem throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Soliman swats away the attempt to clinch by Clem.
Soliman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Clem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clem misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Soliman.
Clem throws a right hand that Soliman ducks under and follows up with a left that Soliman also avoids with ease.
Soliman slips a jab from Clem.
Clem misses with a looping left.
Clem misses with a body punch
and Soliman counters with a nice kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Soliman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Clem doesn't seem phased though.
Soliman moves out of range as Clem throws a body kick.
Soliman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Soliman lands a lovely overhand right.
Clem takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Clem misses with a straight left.
Clem fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Good shot there by Soliman.
Soliman lands with a good body shot.
Soliman connects with a right hand. Clem shakes it off.
Clem takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Soliman scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Clem tries to close the distance and clinch up but Soliman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Soliman digs a good hook to Clem's body.
Soliman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Soliman digs a good hook to Clem's body.
Clem has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Clem there as he acknowledges the shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clem misses with a looping right.
Clem fails with a takedown attempt.
Lawrence Soliman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Clem.
A solid body kick from Soliman.
Soliman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Clem. Clem circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Clem on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Clem with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Soliman to score with a decent uppercut.
A lazy body kick from Clem
enabling Soliman to counter with a crisp jab.
Soliman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Clem misses the jab.
Soliman misses with the combination.
Soliman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Clem shoots in looking for a takedown. Soliman tries to sprawl out of it but Clem keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Soliman manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Soliman throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bubba Clem is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soliman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Clem.
Clem has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Soliman misses with an uppercut.
Soliman swings for the body but Clem moves out of range.
Soliman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Soliman stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Soliman wants it to stay on the feet.
Soliman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Clem. That did some damage!
Soliman throws the left hand but Clem avoids the punch easily.
Clem tries to close the distance and clinch but Soliman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Clem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Soliman ducks under a wild hook from Clem.
Soliman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Soliman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Nice defenses there by Clem.
Soliman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Clem.
Soliman throws a lazy right hand but Clem sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Clem throws a leg kick which misses Soliman's front leg but catches the back leg as Soliman tries to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Clem walks into a straight right hand from Soliman.
Soliman throws an overhand right that lands on Clem's shoulder, as Clem tries to avoid the shot.
Clem misses with a double jab.
Clem looks to land a combination but Soliman avoids it well.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Soliman.
Soliman takes a swing at Clem's ribcage but misses.
Soliman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Clem. Clem obviously looking to wear him down.
Soliman stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Soliman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A big left from Soliman misses.
Clem slips a straight right by Soliman.
Clem misses with a combination
enabling Soliman to counter with a crisp jab.
Lawrence Soliman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clem dips to his left and cracks Soliman with an uppercut!
Clem misses with a series of wild punches.
Clem wants to clinch up but Soliman keeps it at a distance.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lawrence Soliman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Clem has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:29
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 27:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubba Clem!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Egon Wildfang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Molly Greywar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Greywar has chosen "Eat Raw Meat = Blood Drool" as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Egon Wildfang!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Molly Greywar!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Greywar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Greywar scores with a shot to the body.
Wildfang ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Greywar.
Greywar throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Wildfang crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Greywar - the referee stops the clock and Wildfang gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Greywar. Wildfang manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Greywar misses with a head kick.
Greywar lands a glancing blow to the side of Wildfang's head.
Greywar misses with a low kick.
Greywar just misses with a punch to the body.
Greywar throws a hook but Wildfang avoids it easily.
Wildfang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Greywar thows a body shot but no joy.
Greywar connects with a body shot.
Wildfang throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Greywar slips a jab from Wildfang.
Wildfang moves out of range of the body kick from Greywar.
Greywar gets a takedown into half guard.
Greywar missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Greywar thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Greywar misses with a head shot. Wildfang uses the momentum to regain guard.
Greywar in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Greywar postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Greywar throws a sloppy strike and Wildfang has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Greywar is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Wildfang!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Egon Wildfang!
Egon Wildfang is the new super heavyweight champion!
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zedicus Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones has chosen Heroes as his entrance music. Raging Douche has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Raging Douche!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Zedicus Jones!
The judges for this bout are , and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Douche circles away from the clinch attempt.
Douche throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jones walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Douche listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Douche checks a leg kick.
Douche scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Douche misses with a head kick.
Jones takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jones blocks a jab.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Douche circles away.
Jones is looking to clinch.
Douche pushes Jones away with a front kick.
Douche scores with a hook to the body. Jones takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Douche scores with a leg kick.
Douche goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Douche closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Douche lands in his opponent's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones looking for a sweep. Not yet Jones, not yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche thows a big elbow that misses.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Douche might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Jones avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jones managing to control the position.
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jones utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douche looking to pass the guard.
Douche scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Douche tries to free his leg and advance position but Jones is retaining full guard.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jones.
Good work by Douche as he checks the leg kick.
Douche throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche misses the shot to the body.
Douche keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jones.
Douche tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jones swivels and escapes.
Jones thuds a left hand into Douche's body.
Jones scores with a jab to the body.
Jones throws a chopping leg kick but Douche manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Douche lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Douche lands a really nice looking cross but Jones seems unphased.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Douche.
Douche throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Douche fakes the leg kick and cracks Jones in the body.
Jones takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Douche throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Douche is looking to land body kicks.
Jones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Douche moves away.
Douche connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jones momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Douche lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
Douche tries to bum rush Jones with a series of wild strikes but Jones uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jones on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Douche lands with an overhand left.
Douche throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.
Jones tries to clinch but Douche is having none of it.
Douche steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Douche throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Douche looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Douche misses with a body shot
and Jones counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Douche thuds his right hand into Jones's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Douche is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jones misses with a looping right.
Douche gets a takedown into half guard.
Jones tries to roll over but Douche keeps him under control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Douche missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Douche not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jones looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douche prevents Jones from improving his position.
Douche thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
Jones tries to get to full guard but Douche has control of the leg.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douche connects with a nice short shot to Jones's temple.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones moves into full guard.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douche postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A head kick misses from Douche.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Douche here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Douche lands with a cross.
Jones throws an overhand right that lands on Douche's shoulder, as Douche tries to avoid the shot.
Douche moves out of range of the strikes.
Douche misses with a body punch
and Jones counters with a three punch combo that has Douche backing up. Douche nods at Jones to acknowledge the strikes.
Douche swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones looks to land a combination but Douche avoids it well.
Jones slips a straight right by Douche.
Douche throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Jones. That snapped Douche's head back.
Douche fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Douche plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Douche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
A solid leg kick lands there for Douche.
Douche wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jones blocks a head kick by Douche.
A jab from Douche does it's job there.
Douche lands with a slapping head kick.
Douche thuds his shin into the meat of Jones's side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Douche misses with a head kick.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Douche.
Jones has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jones creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Douche pushes Jones back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones trying to land knees to the body.
Jones misses with an elbow over the top.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Knees to the body from Jones.
Jones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Douche pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Douche scores with a hook to the body.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Douche.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Douche.
Jones misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Douche.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douche misses with a punch on the inside.
Douche tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Douche avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Douche prevents a body shot from Jones.
Jones is working for takedown but Douche is calmly controlling the position for now.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zedicus Jones.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones tries to land a knee to the head but Douche blocks with his arms.
Jones looking to throw knees to the head but Douche is blocking nicely.
Douche lands an elbow just above Jones 's eye.
Jones drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jones blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Douche tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Douche tries to land knees in the clinch but Jones avoids the damage to the body.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jones gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Douche with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Douche can't find room to land a body shot as Jones controls the action.
Jones trying to land knees to the body.
Jones slowing the pace effectively.
Jones tries to score a body lock takedown but Douche shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Douche is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jones is defending well for now.
Douche prevents a body shot from Jones.
Douche using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jones has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Douche lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Douche pushes Jones back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones prevents a body shot from Douche.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Douche has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Douche is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Jones can't fight it off and eventually Douche manages to take the fight to the floor. Jones looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Douche landing some decent shots from guard.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Jones is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Douche lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Douche is in close to Jones's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douche is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Douche is in close to Jones's body, working some short punches and elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones throws a leg kick but Douche checks it.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but Douche swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Jones throws a head kick but Douche moves out of range.
Douche keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Douche listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones avoids the head kick by Douche.
Douche scores with a takedown into Jones's guard.
Douche postures up and lands a big shot to Jones's brow.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douche looking to pass the guard.
Douche postures up.
Douche stands up over Jones, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Douche content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche thows a big elbow that misses.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Jones is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jones preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douche postures up.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jones. That's going to slow Douche down.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A combination from Jones does no damage.
Jones blocks a head kick by Douche.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Douche.
Jones avoids the head kick by Douche.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Douche takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Douche chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jones can pounce on him.
Jones moves into the clinch.
Douche tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jones's elbow.
Douche gets underhooks to prevent Jones's takedown attempt.
Jones looking to stall.
Douche lands with a short shot to the head.
Jones blocks a body shot from Douche.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Douche.
Douche blocks an uppercut.
Douche lands a body shot.
Douche dodges an elbow strike from Jones.
Jones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Douche pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a damaging elbow.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Douche.
Douche throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Douche avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Douche.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douche's elbow.
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Douche controls his hands.
Jones can't get the takedown.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zedicus Jones.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Douche blocks the elbow strike.
Douche tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douche avoiding damage as Jones throws knees to the body.
Douche managing to block the knees to the body from Jones.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Douche blocks the elbow strike.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jones misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jones scores a nice knee to the body.
Douche lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Douche controls the action.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Douche lands a body shot.
Douche lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones taking a breather.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Douche lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Douche tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Douche lands a body punch in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Douche lands a left hand.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones can't get the takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche clearly takes that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Douche fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Douche showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.
Douche scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Jones is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Douche off and has taken his back!
Raging Douche overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jones doesn't have the hooks in and Douche manages to turn into his guard.
Douche throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Douche postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it.
Douche keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jones's head.
Douche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jones utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douche is fighting to break Jones's control of his arms but Jones is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jones is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Douche thows a body kick. Jones tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones pushes Douche up against the cage in a clinch.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Douche blocks an uppercut.
Douche wants a takedown but no success here.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Douche.
Douche presses Jones against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Douche avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Douche gets underhooks to prevent Jones's takedown attempt.
Douche lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Douche avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Jones goes for a takedown in the clinch but Douche prevents it.
Douche stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Douche blocks an elbow strike from Jones.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Douche avoids a wild elbow strike from Jones.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jones gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jones connects with a knee to the head.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Douche dodges an elbow strike from Jones.
Douche lands a body punch.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Douche.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douche struggles to land a body shot inside as Jones controls his hands.
Jones tries to work over Douche's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A shot in the inside from Douche.
Douche blocks a body shot from Jones.
Jones controlling the action here for a moment.
Jones misses with some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Douche connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Douche avoiding damage as Jones throws knees to the body.
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Douche controls his hands.
Douche blocks an elbow strike.
Jones slowing the pace effectively.
Jones misses with an elbow over the top.
Douche scores with a hook to the body.
Douche lands a body shot.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Douche uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones tries to land knees in the clinch but Douche avoids the damage to the body.
Douche lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Douche fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Douche.
Jones taking a breather.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Douche's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Douche throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Douche throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones closes the distance and clinches.
Douche takes a shot to the head.
Jones lands a damaging elbow.
Douche breaks the clinch.
Douche throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick.
Douche moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Douche lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jones stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Douche.
Douche throws a head kick that misses.
Jones slips under a jab.
A head kick misses from Douche.
Douche misses with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Raging Douche will probably get the nod.
That's time! Douche's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Jones goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douche.
Jones throws a head kick that half lands.
Raging Douche seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones blocks a low kick nicely.
Douche shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Douche with the ground and pound but Jones uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Jones trying to control the position.
Douche working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Jones had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douche defends it easily.
Jones is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Douche won't allow Jones to sweep him here.
Jones preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douche lands a couple of digs.
Jones has control of Douche's left arm, preventing Douche from doing any damage.
Jones working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Jones is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Jones trying to pass the guard but Douche defending well.
Douche gets full guard.
Douche manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jones manages to get himself to full guard.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Zedicus Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Jones's head.
Douche works over Jones with some ground and pound from guard.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jones tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jones trying to keep a closed guard but Douche is proving a slippery customer.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Douche saw that one coming.
Douche connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jones moves away from the strike by Douche.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Douche shoots in and bounces Jones off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Jones has wrist control.
Douche postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Douche postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Jones is trying to control the position but Douche postures up.
Douche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jones utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A head kick by Douche misses
and Jones counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Douche is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jones defending well as Douche loads up on a big left hand.
Douche stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Douche.
Zedicus Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Douche sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Douche gets the takedown into side control.
Douche landing a few strikes.
Jones struggling a bit here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Douche throws a strike aimed at the side of Jones's head but Jones avoids it well.
Jones can't do much from the bottom here.
Douche scoring with punches from side control.
An elbow from Douche crashes against the mat.
Jones lands an elbow from the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A solid leg kick lands there for Douche.
Douche cracks a nice hook into Jones's ribs.
Douche fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jones looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Zedicus Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones moves out of range as Douche throws a body kick.
Douche stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Douche bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jones's head backwards.
Douche tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Douche connects with a body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Raging Douche showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Douche, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 50:45
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raging Douche!
Raging Douche retains his featherweight title!
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