16: One Beer PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jack Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Testing Dummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hammer
vs
Dummy

183 cm
18
140 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
139 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Testing Dummy!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dummy throws a combination. Hammer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Jack Hammer has been cut.
Dummy misses with a wild combination.
Hammer throws a head kick but Dummy moves out of range.
Hammer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dummy's calf.
Hammer thuds his shin into the meat of Dummy's side.

Dummy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Hammer manages to break the clinch.
Hammer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Dummy rushes Hammer and presses him up against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Hammer.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Hammer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hammer lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hammer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A punch combination from Dummy misses.
Hammer scores with a kick to the midsection.
Dummy tries to bum rush Hammer with a series of wild strikes but Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dummy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dummy stalks Hammer and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hammer's face. Hammer staggers backwards, shaken.
Dummy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dummy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hammer.
Hammer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Hammer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dummy fails to land with a series of punches.
Hammer throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Testing Dummy has been cut.
Dummy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dummy throws a right hand that Hammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Hammer also avoids with ease.
Hammer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dummy.
Dummy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dummy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hammer throws a sloppy head kick and Dummy moves out of range easily.
Dummy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hammer throws a poor cross that misses

and Dummy counters with a crisp one two that drops Hammer! Dummy thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Hammer to his feet! Hammer is in big trouble!

Hammer is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hammer throws a sloppy head kick and Dummy moves out of range easily.
Oh Hammer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dummy has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A solid body kick from Hammer.
Dummy looks to land a combination but Hammer avoids it well.
Dummy throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Hammer colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Dummy as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Hammer is left battered and dazed whilst Dummy and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testing Dummy!
Testing Dummy opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
94%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ling Tong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jony Mann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tong kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Bonobo - Black Sands. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Tong
vs
Mann

187 cm
26
194 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

173 cm
20
205 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

Modern Wear Apparel

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ling Tong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jony Mann!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mann tries to move into range but Tong moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Tong throws a hook but Mann avoids it easily.
And Mann tries to counter it with a takedown but Tong pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Mann avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mann tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

Mann closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Tong to the mat! Tong manages to get full guard.
Mann throwing strikes but missing.
Mann cracks Tong with a solid left hand.
Mann distracts Tong with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Mann trying to control but Tong is working from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mann's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tong keeping moving, preventing Mann from controlling successfully.
Mann working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Mann is looking to work some ground and pound but Tong has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mann trying to control the position from guard on top but Tong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Tong is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Tong looking for a guillotine here but Mann defends easily.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mann's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Mann works over Tong with some ground and pound from guard.

Tong working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mann doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mann manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Mann is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mann is looking to work some ground and pound but Tong has wrist control.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Mann scores with a takedown into Tong's guard.

Mann avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Mann distracts Tong with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Mann lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Mann is working Tong over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Mann trying to control but Tong is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Tong working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mann doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mann manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Mann lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Mann wants to control from the top but Tong keeps moving.
Mann chips away with some ground and pound.
Tong keeping moving, preventing Mann from controlling successfully.

Tong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Mann cracks Tong with a solid left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Tong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Mann can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Mann landing some decent shots from guard.

Tong has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Mann is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Tong.
Mann working the body and head with strikes.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mann working the ground and pound from side control.
Mann wants to control but Tong is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jony Mann dominated that round.
That's time! Tong's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mann keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Mann looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Mann lands a nice short elbow.
Mann has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Tong actively working from the bottom here.

Mann is working for a kimura but Tong is defending it quite comfortably.
Mann lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Mann is trying to work for a kimura but Tong is defending well.
Tong is looking for a sweep. Mann is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mann is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Tong has hold of Mann's hands but Mann slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Mann takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Mann throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Mann is trying for a kimura here. Tong looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Mann wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jony Mann!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
30%

Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Otis Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Justice Naruhodo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Otis Gein has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Gein
vs
Naruhodo

190 cm
43
195 lbs
43 - 29 - 2

160 cm
27
202 lbs
9 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

V-Mask Clothing (10%)
Project Mayhem

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 43 - 29 - 2, fighting out of New York, Otis Gein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Justice Naruhodo!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naruhodo looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Gein throwing a counter right hand but Naruhodo manages to avoid it.
Justice Naruhodo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gein moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Gein scores with a nice right hand.
Gein is looking to clinch but Naruhodo is avoiding it.
Gein is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Naruhodo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gein was well out of range. Poor timing from Naruhodo.
Gein is looking to counter the offense by Naruhodo and move into the clinch.
Good shot there by Gein.
Naruhodo misses with a series of wild punches.
Naruhodo loads up on a big right hand but Gein slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Naruhodo fails with the takedown
and Gein counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Naruhodo just misses with a punch to the body.
Gein avoids the body shot from Naruhodo.
Gein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Naruhodo moves away.
Gein tests Naruhodo's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gein has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Sun Ra and his Arkestra's training camp in the buildup to the fight.
Gein just misses with a punch to the body.
Naruhodo walks into a stiff left hand from Gein.
Gein works Naruhodo's body with a nice hook.
Naruhodo looks to throw the jab but Gein is out of range.
Naruhodo takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Naruhodo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gein moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gein uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Naruhodo.
Gein throwing a counter right hand but Naruhodo manages to avoid it.
Gein stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Gein fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gein keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Naruhodo.
Gein is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Gein's jab looks to have found its range, popping Naruhodo under the eye.
Naruhodo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Gein is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

Gein moves into range and clinches up with Naruhodo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gein effectively controlling the action here.
A head punch on the inside from Gein fails to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Naruhodo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Naruhodo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gein.
Naruhodo misses the jab.
It looked like Gein was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Naruhodo.
Naruhodo goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Naruhodo is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Gein rather than just go for the knockout.
Gein pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Naruhodo throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Gein to counter with a crisp jab.
Naruhodo fails to land with a series of punches.
Gein defending well as Naruhodo loads up on a big left hand.
Gein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Naruhodo.
Gein lands a nice looking body shot.
Naruhodo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Naruhodo throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Gein tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Naruhodo is in Gein's guard.
Gein is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naruhodo working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Gein keeping full guard, as Naruhodo tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gein tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Gein is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Naruhodo has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Gein working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Naruhodo.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Naruhodo trying to control but Gein is working from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Naruhodo misses with a few strikes there.
Gein scores with a jab to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Gein. No joy for Naruhodo on that attempt.
Otis Gein has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Justice Naruhodo.
Gein scores with a shot to the body.

Gein shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Naruhodo avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Gein.
Gein looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Gein scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Naruhodo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Naruhodo gets full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Otis Gein dominated that round.
That's time! Gein's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Naruhodo misses with the combination.
Gein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Naruhodo can do to turn this around?
Gein tries to clinch up but Naruhodo circles away and keeps his distance.
Gein dips to his left and cracks Naruhodo with an uppercut!
Naruhodo's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Naruhodo duly obliges.
Naruhodo looks to land a left hand but Gein moved out of range nicely.
Gein connects with a right hand. Naruhodo shakes it off.
Gein lands a jab to the head.
Gein misses the shot to the body.
Good shot there by Gein.

Naruhodo is rocked!
Naruhodo leaves his chin hanging out and Gein seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Naruhodo crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Otis Gein!