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The Island Season 3, 265+ lbs, Round 1 PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Ticom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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300 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
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300 lbs
14 - 1 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Counter fighter
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mike Ticom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, David Hoff and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ticom is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ticom takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ticom misses with a takedown attempt
letting Porcelain Punisher counter with a right hand.
Ticom tries for a takedown but Porcelain Punisher circles away easily
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a left to the body.
Ticom misses with a takedown
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts Ticom off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Porcelain Punisher follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but Ticom was out before he hit the floor.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Matt Porcelain Punisher!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Klobbering Time (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Comcast Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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270 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
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BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kevin Klobbering Time!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Comcast Guy!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klobbering Time pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Klobbering Time throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Guy.
Guy tries to clinch up.
Guy throws a jab when Klobbering Time was well out of range.
Klobbering Time definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Klobbering Time ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guy moves away.
Guy lands with a nice body punch.
Guy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klobbering Time.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Klobbering Time crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Guy - the referee stops the clock and Klobbering Time gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Guy. Klobbering Time manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Klobbering Time rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Guy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
It seemed like Guy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Klobbering Time misses with an uppercut.
Klobbering Time throws a body shot but no joy.
Guy swings for the body but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
Klobbering Time was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Klobbering Time misses with a lunging right hand
and Guy counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Kevin Klobbering Time has been cut.
Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It seemed like Guy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Klobbering Time lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Klobbering Time keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Klobbering Time avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some wild striking there from Klobbering Time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klobbering Time drops his hands momentarily and Guy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Guy throws a body punch but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
Guy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A countering left hand to the body from Guy misses.
Guy moves out of range of the strikes.
Guy connects with a right hand. Klobbering Time shakes it off.
Klobbering Time ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guy moves away.
Guy lands a big right hand that sends Klobbering Time crashing to the mat! Guy stays standing though and waves Klobbering Time back to his feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy ducks under a wild hook from Klobbering Time.
Guy misses with a few strikes there.
Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Guy scores with a sloppy right hand. Klobbering Time should have avoided that one.
Guy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Klobbering Time throws out the jab.
Klobbering Time throws a shot from downtown. Guy moves away and avoids it.
Guy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Klobbering Time's shoulder, as Klobbering Time tries to avoid the shot.
Klobbering Time misses with an uppercut.
Kevin Klobbering Time seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klobbering Time throws an overhand right that lands on Guy's shoulder, as Guy tries to avoid the shot.
Klobbering Time throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Guy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Guy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Klobbering Time at a distance.
Klobbering Time is breathing heavily.
Guy throws a body punch but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
Guy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Klobbering Time takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Klobbering Time throws a body shot but no joy.
Klobbering Time throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Klobbering Time pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Klobbering Time has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Guy.
Sloppy strikes from Klobbering Time. Those never looked like landing.
Klobbering Time slips under a jab from Guy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Guy darts in and clinches Klobbering Time up against the cage.
Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Klobbering Time has had enough of the clinch but Guy keeps him there for the moment.
A bit of stalling here from Guy.
Klobbering Time looking to slow down the pace here.
Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Klobbering Time uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Guy fails to land.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Guy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Guy lands a nice elbow.
Guy scores with a shot to the side of Klobbering Time's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Klobbering Time.
Guy lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Guy controlling the action here for a moment.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Klobbering Time controls the action.
Klobbering Time slows down the pace here.
Klobbering Time stalling in the clinch but Guy improves position.
Guy tries to work over Klobbering Time's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guy tries a body shot but Klobbering Time blocks it.
Guy prevents a body shot from Klobbering Time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Comcast Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kevin Klobbering Time's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
The fighters circling - Klobbering Time throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Guy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Klobbering Time misses with a looping right.
Klobbering Time throws a jab when Guy was well out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Guy.
Guy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Klobbering Time rather than just go for the knockout.
Guy throws a body punch but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Klobbering Time on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klobbering Time.
Guy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Guy.
Klobbering Time throws a big counter combination but Guy scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Klobbering Time misses with a straight right.
Guy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Decent striking displayed by Klobbering Time there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy throws a hook but Klobbering Time avoids it easily.
That kick from Guy tenderised Klobbering Time's leg. Klobbering Time is trying to keep his angry face on.
Guy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Klobbering Time throws a jab when Guy was well out of range.
Guy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Guy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Klobbering Time does no damage.
Guy looks to land a left hand but Klobbering Time moved out of range nicely.
Klobbering Time misses with a hook.
Guy drops Klobbering Time with a beautiful combination! Klobbering Time stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Guy is looking for the KO!
Guy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Guy slips under a jab.
Guy lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Klobbering Time thows a left - swing and a miss!
Guy slips a straight right by Klobbering Time.
Kevin Klobbering Time is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Klobbering Time looks to land a right hand but Guy moved out of range.
Jab from Klobbering Time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy thumps Klobbering Time with a low kick.
Guy rushes Klobbering Time and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Guy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Klobbering Time looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Guy.
Kevin Klobbering Time's cut is getting worse.
Klobbering Time leaning his opponent against the cage.
Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Klobbering Time controls his hands.
Klobbering Time takes an elbow to the temple.
A short body shot lands from Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Guy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Guy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Guy has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Klobbering Time seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Guy can turn it around.
Guy scores with a shot to the side of Klobbering Time's head.
Klobbering Time is rocked!
Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Klobbering Time is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Guy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Klobbering Time or not.
Guy cracks Klobbering Time with a nice body shot.
Guy dips a shoulder and cracks Klobbering Time with a mighty uppercut! Klobbering Time falls back against the cage and Guy unloads with a barrage of strikes! Klobbering Time is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Guy screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Comcast Guy!
An out of breath Comcast Guy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Co-main event
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sead Macak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thibault Michel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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260 lbs
3 - 5 - 1 |
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188 cm
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255 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 5 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Sead Macak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Thibault Michel!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Santiago Holmes and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Michel has taken the fight to the clinch.
Macak jumps guard and drags Michel to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Macak is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Macak working for a triangle but Michel defends it easily.
Macak working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Michel doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Michel manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Macak keeping moving, preventing Michel from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Macak has his foot on Michel's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Michel works his way back into a safe position though.
Macak is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Macak on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Macak tries to get out of the position.
Michel slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Macak tries to buck Michel off but Michel is having none of it.
Michel is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Macak looks calm but he's in trouble here. Michel gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Macak is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Michel lets go of the hold and Macak can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Thibault Michel!
Thibault Michel thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Main event
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Skunk Asap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnold Swz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skunk Asap had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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10 - 2 - 0 |
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300 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
KO power |
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Decent boxing
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Skunk Asap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Arnold Swz!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Daniel Franklin and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asap throws a looping overhand right but Swz ducks down to avoid it.
Swz changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Asap tries to avoid it but Swz manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Asap to the ground. Asap escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Asap looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
An inside leg kick lands from Asap.
No luck for Swz with that takedown attempt.
Swz shoots in looking for a takedown but Asap manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Swz's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Asap throws a counter high kick but Swz was just alert enough to avoid it.
Skunk Asap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arnold Swz.
Swz tries to clinch but Asap moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Asap.
Asap clinches up against the cage.
Asap is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Swz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asap connects with a nasty looking knee right to Swz's face.
Asap landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Our sources have told us that Asap has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Asap using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Swz has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap crunches a lovely knee into Swz's ribcage.
Asap putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Swz in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Swz looks winded!
Asap holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The referee calls for Asap to work.
Swz tries to pull guard but Asap forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Asap manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Swz is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Asap is defending well for now.
Asap lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Swz wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap slows down the pace here.
Asap unloads a knee to the mid-section. Swz lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Asap with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Asap is struggling to control the position.
Asap lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Arnold Swz has been cut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Asap creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Stalling in the clinch from Asap.
Asap with a knee to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asap stalling the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asap throws a knee to the head but misses.
Asap connects with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Asap.
Swz working hard to break the clinch.
Asap lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Asap lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Asap lands a knee to the head.
Swz is rocked!
Swz is trying to break the clinch but Asap has him pressed against the cage.
Swz is still on wobbly legs! Can Asap finish him?
A frustrated look appears on Swz's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Swz seems to have recovered his senses.
Asap holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Asap lands a knee to the body.
A short right from Asap on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Swz in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Asap slows down the pace here.
Knees to the body from Asap.
Asap has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Swz - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Asap, and another! Swz is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Skunk Asap!
A victorious Skunk Asap thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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