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The Island Season 3, 265+ lbs, Round 2 PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Comcast Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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270 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
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300 lbs
15 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Comcast Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Santiago Holmes and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Porcelain Punisher swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jab from Guy.
Guy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Guy doesn't manage to clinch there - Porcelain Punisher circles away.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a counter right but Guy avoids it with no problem.
Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've been told by Guy's head coaches at Golden Gym 14 Elite Coachs that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The fighters circling - Porcelain Punisher throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Guy tries to clinch but Porcelain Punisher moves away
and Porcelain Punisher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Comcast Guy has been cut.
A jab from Guy misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porcelain Punisher chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Guy can pounce on him.
Guy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Guy digs a good body shot into Porcelain Punisher's ribs.
Guy scores with a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good shot there by Guy.
Guy slips a straight right by Porcelain Punisher.
Guy throws a quick counter head kick but Porcelain Punisher was just out of range.
Guy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Porcelain Punisher looks winded!
Guy lands with a nice body kick.
Porcelain Punisher throws a body shot but no joy.
Guy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Porcelain Punisher looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Porcelain Punisher bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A chopping leg kick lands by Guy.
Porcelain Punisher keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Porcelain Punisher rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Guy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Guy misses with a wild combination.
Porcelain Punisher lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Guy.
Guy throwing a counter right hand but Porcelain Punisher manages to avoid it.
Guy throws an off balance right hand
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a left to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guy wants to clinch.
Guy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Guy lands with a right hand.
A slow jab from Porcelain Punisher misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher works Guy's body with a nice hook.
Guy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Guy throws a right and a left that Porcelain Punisher avoids nicely.
Guy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Porcelain Punisher uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Guy.
Porcelain Punisher slips a jab and a cross from Guy.
Guy throws an off balance right hand
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a stiff right hand.
Guy misses with a hook to the body
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Guy thinking.
Porcelain Punisher feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Guys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Guy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Porcelain Punisher prevents a body shot from Guy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A right handed body shot lands from Guy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy is working Porcelain Punisher over against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Porcelain Punisher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Matt Porcelain Punisher has been cut.
Guy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Guy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Guy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Guy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Guy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Comcast Guy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Guy lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Porcelain Punisher controlling the action here for a moment.
Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Porcelain Punisher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Porcelain Punisher controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porcelain Punisher wants to stall.
Porcelain Punisher blocking some punches.
Porcelain Punisher blocking some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Comcast Guy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short left from Guy.
Guy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Porcelain Punisher blocking some punches.
Guy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Porcelain Punisher's elbow.
Porcelain Punisher tries to stall but Guy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Porcelain Punisher misses with some punches.
Porcelain Punisher blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Porcelain Punisher fails to land.
Nice elbow from Guy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Guy.
Porcelain Punisher blocking some punches.
Porcelain Punisher trying to control the position but instead, Guy has worked for underhooks and has pushed Porcelain Punisher into the cage.
Porcelain Punisher tries to stall but Guy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Guy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Guy lands with a right to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Porcelain Punisher as Guy tries to tie him up.
Guy blocks an uppercut.
Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Porcelain Punisher controls his hands.
Guy lands a nice elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Guy.
A short right from Porcelain Punisher.
Guy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Guy tries to work over Porcelain Punisher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Porcelain Punisher.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher blocks the elbow strike.
Porcelain Punisher taking a breather.
Porcelain Punisher blocks the elbow strike.
Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Porcelain Punisher is looking to break free of the clinch but Guy has double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Guy.
Porcelain Punisher lands a hook to the side of the head.
Guy looking to slow down the pace here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guy.
Guy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Porcelain Punisher's efforts to push away.
Stalling in the clinch from Porcelain Punisher.
Guy prevents Porcelain Punisher from breaking the clinch.
Guy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Guy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Porcelain Punisher can do to turn this around?
Good body shot from Guy.
Porcelain Punisher is breathing heavily.
Porcelain Punisher prevents a body shot from Guy.
Guy lands an elbow inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Comcast Guy dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Guy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Guy staying out of range there.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a left hand
and Guy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Guy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Porcelain Punisher. That did some damage!
Porcelain Punisher tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Porcelain Punisher.
Guy misses with a few strikes there.
It seemed like Porcelain Punisher was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a hook.
Guy is looking to counter the offense by Porcelain Punisher and move into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Porcelain Punisher momentarily.
Porcelain Punisher keeps the fight on the outside.
Guy scores with a jab to the body.
Porcelain Punisher takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Guy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy misses with a looping left.
Porcelain Punisher is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Guy connects with the punch.
Porcelain Punisher on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Guy lands a big right hand that sends Porcelain Punisher crashing to the mat! Guy stays standing though and waves Porcelain Punisher back to his feet!
Porcelain Punisher is rocked!
Porcelain Punisher bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Guy comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Porcelain Punisher falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Porcelain Punisher was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Comcast Guy!
During a confident post fight interview, Comcast Guy thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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FIGHT
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Main event
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Skunk Asap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thibault Michel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skunk Asap could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Thibault Michel's chin.
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215 lbs
11 - 2 - 0 |
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188 cm
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255 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
KO power |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Skunk Asap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Thibault Michel!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Asap. Michel shrugs it off though.
Michel misses with a straight left.
Asap moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Asap lands with a straight right. Michel didn't see that one coming.
Asap moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Asap lands a nice looking body kick.
Michel takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Michel chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Asap can pounce on him.
Michel takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Michel looks winded!
Asap fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Michel on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Asap lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Asap throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Michel.
It looks like Thibault Michel has been cut.
Asap lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Asap throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asap.
Asap fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Michel has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Asap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Michel takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Asap lands a big head kick that sends Michel tumbling to the mat! Asap takes a step backwards and waves Michel back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Michel is rocked!
Michel has his takedown stuffed
and Asap counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Michel is still on wobbly legs! Can Asap finish him?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Michel drops his hands momentarily and Asap needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Michel just on the top of the head. Michel drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Michel - he's done!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Skunk Asap!
An out of breath Skunk Asap thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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FIGHT
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