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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Perrin Aybara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joaquim Maria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maria has chosen Kronos - Bloodtower as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



188 cm
32
245 lbs
10 - 5 - 0
193 cm
39
237 lbs
38 - 18 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Perrin Aybara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joaquim Maria!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maria slips under a jab.
Maria throws out a counter right but Aybara avoids it with no problem.
Aybara throws a head kick that misses
enabling Maria to counter with a crisp jab.
Aybara wants to clinch.
Aybara moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromMaria.
A telegraphed right hand from Aybara misses the target.
Aybara throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Maria throws a big counter head kick but Aybara avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aybara wants to slow Maria down by chopping away at his legs.
Aybara lands a leg kick that knocks Maria off balance momentarily.
Aybara scores with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Maria.
Maria shapes to counter with a head kick.
Aybara is looking to slow Maria down with leg kicks.
Aybara looks to clinch
and Maria counters with a straight right hand.
Aybara lands a nice shot that snaps Maria's head back.
Aybara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Joaquim Maria is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Maria checks the leg kick nicely there.
Aybara lands a leg kick that knocks Maria off balance momentarily.
Aybara will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Aybara connects with a high kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aybara misses with a takedown attempt
and Maria counters with a stiff right hand.
Maria circles away from the clinch attempt.
Maria tries to move into range but Aybara moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Aybara tries to clinch but Maria moves away
and Maria counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Aybara fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Maria checks it well.
A little jabbing left from Maria on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Aybara throws a predictable looking body shot
and Maria counters with a nice uppercut.
Aybara punishes Maria's body with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maria uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Aybara.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Maria! But no joy.
Maria walks into a left hand.
Aybara keeps Maria at a distance using the push kick.
Aybara throws a left and a right that both miss
and Maria connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Aybara looks to clinch
and Maria counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Aybara throws a leg kick
letting Maria counter with a right hand.
Aybara throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Maria counters with a crisp one two that drops Aybara! Maria thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Aybara to his feet! Aybara is in big trouble!

Aybara is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Aybara.
Maria raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Aybara shoots for a double leg takedown but Maria sprawls well. He's pushed Aybara's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Maria is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Aybara closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Aybara lands with a light punch inside.
Aybara pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Maria takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Joaquim Maria has been cut.
Aybara misses with a body punch.
Aybara has a couple of punches blocked by Maria.
Aybara misses with a punch on the inside.
Aybara creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Maria's defenses.
Aybara working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Maria.
Aybara scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Maria blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Maria breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Aybara misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Perrin Aybara dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joaquim Maria's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Aybara tries to clinch
and Aybara takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Aybara misses with a leg kick
and Aybara takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Aybara shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Maria as he avoids it easily.
Perrin Aybara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Aybara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Maria moves away.
Aybara throws a lazy uppercut
and Maria counters with a stiff right hand.
Aybara thows a leg kick but Maria checks it
and Maria counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Aybara misses.
Maria throws out a counter right but Aybara avoids it with no problem.
Maria drops his hands momentarily and Aybara takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Aybara rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Maria counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aybara tries to close the distance and clinch up but Maria swats him away and circles back towards the center.
It seemed like Maria was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Aybara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maria.
Aybara throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Maria counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Aybara pushes Maria up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Aybara fails to land.
Aybara throws an elbow but it misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Aybara.

Maria escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Aybara rushes Maria and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Maria escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Aybara throws a poor cross that misses
and Maria counters with a head kick. That will keep Aybara thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maria uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Aybara.
Maria looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Maria has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Aybara.
Aybara misses with a wild body shot.
Aybara darts in trying to clinch
and Maria counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Maria keeps the fight on the outside.
Maria is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Aybara misses with a body punch
and Maria counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aybara throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Maria counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Aybara tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Maria paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Maria throws a counter combo.
Aybara misses with a takedown
and Maria connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Maria keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Aybara.
Aybara tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Aybara goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

Aybara has Maria up against the cage in a clinch.
Maria blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Aybara throws an elbow but misses.

Maria escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Aybara wants to clinch up but Maria keeps it at a distance.
Aybara fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Aybara misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Maria counter with a right hand.
Maria has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Aybara moves into the clinch successfully.
Aybara swings wildly with an uppercut but Maria uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Aybara.
Aybara lands on the inside with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Joaquim Maria will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Joaquim Maria's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!


Maria keeps the fight on the outside.
Maria shapes to counter with a head kick.
Aybara scores with a jab to the body.
Aybara connects with a crisp jab.
Aybara looks to land a combination but Maria avoids it well.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Maria! But no joy.
Aybara throws a predictable looking body shot
and Maria connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Aybara gets a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Maria breaks the clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A head punch on the inside from Aybara fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maria is looking to break free of the clinch but Aybara has double underhooks.
Aybara swings wildly with an uppercut but Maria uses good head movement to avoid it.
Aybara keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Maria's efforts to push away.
Aybara lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Aybara looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Maria stalling in the clinch but Aybara improves position.
Aybara has a couple of punches blocked by Maria.
Aybara gets through Maria's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Aybara working aggressively here.

Maria breaks the clinch.

Aybara clinches up with Maria and pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maria wants to break free but Aybara has control.
Aybara tries a body shot but Maria blocks it.
Aybara tries to work over Maria's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Aybara tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Aybara keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Maria's efforts to push away.
Aybara throws a head punch that misses.
Maria avoids a wild elbow strike from Aybara.
Maria blocking some punches.
Maria blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Maria stalling.
Aybara keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Maria's efforts to push away.
Aybara prevents Maria from breaking the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aybara misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Maria.
Aybara misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Maria breaks from the clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Maria tries to circle away but Aybara has him pinned against the cage.
Perrin Aybara is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Aybara creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Aybara tries to throw a body punch but Maria avoids it by throwing Aybara back against the cage.
Maria tries to circle away but Aybara has him pinned against the cage.
Maria blocking some punches.
Aybara looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maria wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Aybara misses with a punch to the body.

Maria pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Aybara instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Aybara.
Maria stalling the fight.
Maria has had enough of the clinch but Aybara keeps him there for the moment.
Perrin Aybara has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Aybara misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Maria looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Maria blocks the elbow strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Perrin Aybara showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Aybara has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Perrin Aybara!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Perrin Aybara!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Perrin Aybara!

Perrin Aybara wins by unanimous decision!

Perrin Aybara decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Koji Murosaki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Murosaki's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Now We Are Free. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



185 cm
33
183 lbs
21 - 14 - 0
180 cm
34
176 lbs
27 - 8 - 1
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Koji Murosaki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Larry Balls!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murosaki throws a lazy uppercut
and Balls counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Murosaki takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Murosaki misses with a left hand
and Balls counters with an inside leg kick.
Murosaki throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Balls on the side of the head.
Balls tried to score with a low kick but Murosaki checks it.
Murosaki cracks a nice hook into Balls's ribs.
An inside leg kick lands from Balls.
Murosaki is looking to chop away at Balls's legs.
Murosaki just misses with a punch to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Murosaki checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A little feinted left hand from Murosaki on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Balls throws a leg kick but Murosaki checks it.
Balls takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Balls throws a jab when Murosaki was well out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Murosaki misses its target.
Balls attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Balls connects with an inside leg kick.
Jab, jab by Balls - just one landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Murosaki with a nice cross.
Murosaki fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Balls manages to avoid it.
Balls lands a nice leg kick that just misses Murosaki's sensitive parts.
A combination from Murosaki does no damage.
Balls connects with a single shot there.
Murosaki is looking to chop away at Balls's legs.
Murosaki's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Murosaki duly obliges.
Balls drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Balls checks a low kick from Murosaki.
Murosaki misses with a left hand
and Balls makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Murosaki really felt that one!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Balls scores with a spinning back kick!
Balls avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Murosaki fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Balls looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Koji Murosaki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Murosaki dodges the punch combination from Balls.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murosaki throws a lazy right hand but Balls sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Murosaki throws a lazy uppercut
and Balls connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Murosaki has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Balls.
Balls shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Murosaki misses with the body kick
and Balls counters with a thumping low kick.
Balls buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Balls blocks a head kick by Murosaki.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Balls! But no joy.
Murosaki ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Balls moves away.
Murosaki uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Balls pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Balls dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Murosaki. That did some damage!
Murosaki is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jab, jab by Balls - just one landing.
Murosaki looks to throw the jab but Balls is out of range.
Balls throws a sloppy head kick and Murosaki moves out of range easily.
Balls looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murosaki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Balls is looking for the big counter here.
Balls finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Balls misses with a leg kick.
Murosaki tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Balls takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Balls takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Balls pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Murosaki takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Murosaki has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Balls.
Murosaki has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Balls.
Balls fakes the leg kick and cracks Murosaki in the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Balls.
Murosaki throws a leg kick but Balls sees it coming and moves out of range.
Balls tries a quick counter leg kick but Murosaki is wise to it.
Murosaki scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Murosaki scores with a crisp jab that stopped Balls in his tracks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls tries to work over Murosaki's front leg with a kick but Murosaki checks it.
Balls walks into a stiff left hand from Murosaki.
Balls throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Murosaki looks to score with a jab to the body but Balls is just out of range.
Balls connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Murosaki takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Murosaki sizes up Balls with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Murosaki scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Balls fakes the leg kick and cracks Murosaki in the body.
Murosaki cracks Balls with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Murosaki throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Balls slips under a jab.
Balls flicks out a counter leg kick but Murosaki steps away.
Murosaki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That kick from Balls tenderised Murosaki's leg. Murosaki is trying to keep his angry face on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Larry Balls will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Murosaki takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Murosaki loads up on a big right hand but Balls slips the punch.
Balls unleashes a big counter combination but Murosaki bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Murosaki throws a head kick that misses.
A solid body kick from Balls.
Murosaki walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Murosaki goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Murosaki.
Murosaki takes a swing at Balls's ribcage but misses.
Larry Balls seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Balls lands with a thumping leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Balls.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murosaki ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Balls moves away.
Murosaki staying out of range there.
Murosaki will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Murosaki throws a big shot that misses.
Balls tried to score with a low kick but Murosaki checks it.
Balls throws a leg kick which misses Murosaki's front leg but catches the back leg as Murosaki tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls tries a low kick but Murosaki avoids it.
Murosaki cracks Balls with a good jab.
Murosaki pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Murosaki on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Balls slips under a jab from Murosaki.
Murosaki's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Murosaki throws a head kick but Balls moves out of range.
Murosaki checks a leg kick.
Balls fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Murosaki is out of range.
A quick step to the side and Murosaki tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Balls lands a really nice looking cross but Murosaki seems unphased.
Balls lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Murosaki throws a head kick that misses.
Balls is looking to slow Murosaki down with leg kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Balls.
A head kick misses from Murosaki.
Balls goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Murosaki displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Balls throws out the jab.
Murosaki throws a head kick that misses.
Murosaki throws a nice looking combination but Balls bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Murosaki scores with a head kick. Balls tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Murosaki looks to land a right hand but Balls moved out of range.
Murosaki throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A thudding body kick lands there by Balls!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Balls scores with a jab to the jaw.
Balls fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Murosaki has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice defenses there by Balls.
Balls tries to score with a low kick but Murosaki moves his leg out of the way.
Murosaki throws out a loose jab but Balls uses good head movement to avoid it.
Balls throws a low kick, looking for Murosaki's leg but Murosaki calmly moves out of range.
Murosaki swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Balls.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murosaki takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Murosaki throws a head kick that misses.
Balls thumps Murosaki with a low kick.
Balls scores with a leg kick.
Murosaki misses with an uppercut. Balls saw that one coming.
Murosaki chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Balls can pounce on him.
Balls tries to land a leg kick but Murosaki saw it coming and moves away.
Balls just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromMurosaki.
Balls will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Balls throws a lazy right hand but Murosaki sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Murosaki tries a head kick but it misses.
Murosaki throws a half hearted mid kick.
Balls has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Balls there as he acknowledges the shot.
Balls throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Murosaki jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murosaki misses with a straight right.
Murosaki throws an off balance right hand
and Balls counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good shot there by Balls.

Murosaki is rocked!
Balls slips a jab from Murosaki.
Balls throws a fast counter high kick but Murosaki manages to duck under it in time.
Oh Murosaki is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Balls pounces like a tiger and cracks Murosaki with a vicious hook! Murosaki is down but not out! Balls follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Larry Balls!
A victorious Larry Balls thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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RATING
78%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Akiyama Shinichi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Burt Guth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guth has chosen Alva Noto - Module 7 as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



155 cm
39
145 lbs
26 - 16 - 1
183 cm
36
153 lbs
25 - 19 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Granite chin
Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin


Spartan Nutrition


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Akiyama Shinichi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Burt Guth!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guth misses with a head kick.

Guth gets a clinch.
Guth utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

Guth breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Guth checks a leg kick nicely.
Shinichi blocks a head kick by Guth.
Donk. Guth catches Shinichi right on the button with a cross.
Guth lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Shinichi backs up against the cage.

Guth closes the distance and clinches.
Guth is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shinichi is defending well for now.
Guth lands a left hand that snaps the head of Shinichi backwards.
Guth is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Shinichi can't get the takedown.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guth connects with a nasty looking knee right to Shinichi's face.
Shinichi jumps guard but Guth turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
A knee to the head by Guth.
Guth has had enough of the clinch but Shinichi keeps him there for the moment.
Guth is trying to push Shinichi away but Shinichi has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Shinichi gets a trip takedown into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shinichi trying to control from half guard but Guth is working away.

Shinichi is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Guth tries to get to full guard but Shinichi has control of the leg.
Shinichi is trying to control. Guth wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Shinichi is looking for a kimura here.
Guth is concentrating on defense, preventing Shinichi from advancing position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Shinichi is thwarting Guth's attempts to control the position.
Guth has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Rape Academy (7 elite, 6 2x elite+vending). Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Guth desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Guth won't allow Shinichi to pass to mount.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Shinichi is thwarting Guth's attempts to control the position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Nice shot by Guth.

Guth gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Shinichi has Guth pressed against the cage, preventing Guth from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Guth breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Shinichi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Shinichi changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Guth looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Shinichi looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Guth is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Shinichi off and has taken his back!
Shinichi tries to roll but Guth sticks to his back.
Shinichi is working hard here to advance position.
Guth controlling the position well here. Shinichi rolled but Guth kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
I really don't envy Shinichi right now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shinichi trying to control the hands but Guth breaks the grip.
Shinichi tries to escape but Guth has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Guth just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
I really don't envy Shinichi right now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Guth is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Burt Guth dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Guth misses with an uppercut. Shinichi saw that one coming.

Guth instigates a clinch.
Guth tries to circle away but Shinichi has him pinned against the cage.

Guth's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Shinichi avoids the head kick by Guth.
Shinichi is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Guth.
Guth plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Guth throws a nice head kick!
Shinichi has been working on his balance at Heart Cave, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Guth.
Guth lands a head kick!

Shinichi shoots in and bounces Guth off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guth is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Shinichi's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shinichi wants to pass the guard but Guth is keeping the position.
Guth seems keen to control Shinichi's posture.
Guth keeping moving, preventing Shinichi from controlling successfully.

Shinichi postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Guth is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Shinichi, into his guard.
Shinichi has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Guth has passed into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shinichi looking for a sweep but Guth has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Shinichi regains half guard.
Shinichi wants to get back to full guard.
Shinichi has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Guth is working away from the top position though.
Guth prevents Shinichi from improving his position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Guth has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Guth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Guth misses with a looping left.
Guth tries to bum rush Shinichi with a series of wild strikes but Shinichi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shinichi walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Shinichi tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Guth defends well and Shinichi ends up having to push Guth into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

Shinichi tries to keep at a distance but Guth has taken the fight into the clinch.
Shinichi has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Guth is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Shinichi takes a shot to the head.

Guth breaks from the clinch.

Shinichi changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Guth looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Shinichi wants to lay and pray for a moment but Guth keeps working.
Shinichi tries to move into full mount but can't pass Guth's legs.
Guth is trying to control Shinichi's posture but Shinichi avoids it.

Shinichi looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guth is looking for a sweep.
Shinichi tries to move into full mount but can't pass Guth's legs.
Shinichi is looking to take a break and control but Guth is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Shinichi thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Burt Guth showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!


Guth fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Shinichi on the side of the head.
Guth lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Guth misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
No luck for Shinichi with that takedown attempt.
Guth cracks Shinichi with a right hand to the side of the head.
Shinichi darts in looking for a takedown but Guth gets double underhooks and turns Shinichi into the cage.
Shinichi will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Guth scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guth throws a right and a left that Shinichi avoids nicely.
Guth scores with a head kick. Shinichi tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Guth scores with a crisp jab that stopped Shinichi in his tracks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Shinichi closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Guth quickly recovers to half guard.
Guth is trying to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Shinichi in particular looking to stall.

Shinichi is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Guth wants to control but Shinichi is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Shinichi seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Guth does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Shinichi in particular looking to stall.
Guth has a hand on Shinichi's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Shinichi takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Shinichi looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Guth tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Guth defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Shinichi.
Shinichi wants to control the action but instead Guth gets a body lock and reverses into Shinichi's guard! Nice work!
Shinichi looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Guth puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Shinichi is trying to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guth not doing much here.
Guth is continuing to stall.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Shinichi might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Shinichi has a hand on Guth's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Guth takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Shinichi sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Shinichi slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Guth sitting in guard here, content to control.
Akiyama Shinichi overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Shinichi looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Shinichi looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Shinichi throws a chopping leg kick but Guth manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A punch lands to the side of Shinichi 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Guth rushes Shinichi and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Shinichi changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Guth fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Akiyama Shinichi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Akiyama Shinichi. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Guth takes the fight into the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Burt Guth comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Guth winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Burt Guth!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Burt Guth!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Burt Guth!

Burt Guth wins by unanimous decision!
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
42%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



200 cm
35
266 lbs
32 - 18 - 2
190 cm
26
244 lbs
11 - 6 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Conquer


Conviction


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Jones!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jones tries to land a front kick but Sheen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Sheen throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
That kick from Jones tenderised Sheen's leg. Sheen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Sheen.
Jones blocks the body kick.
Jones wants to counter the offense by Sheen and move into the clinch position.
Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sheen takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Jones tries to land a leg kick but Sheen saw it coming and moves away.
Sheen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jones to score with a decent uppercut.
Sheen wants to land a leg kick but Jones is out of range.

Jones moves into the clinch successfully.
Sheen misses with some punches.
Sheen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen misses with some punches.
Jones misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sheen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sheen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sheen misses with some punches.

Sheen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Sheen moved out of range nicely.
Sheen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sheen.
Jones lands a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones scores with a three punch combo!
Sheen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sheen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones throws a hook but Sheen avoids it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Sheen walks into a straight right hand from Jones.

Charlie Sheen's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Sheen checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Sheen moves away from the strike by Jones.
Sheen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jones will feel that in the morning.
Jones on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones throws a head kick that misses
and Sheen counters with a left to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Sheen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen connects with a leg kick. Jones looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones misses with a hook.
Sheen connects with a body shot.
Sheen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Sheen scores with a punch to the head.
Jones takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jones looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Jones misses
letting Sheen counter with a right hand.
Sheen stalks Jones and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jones's face. Jones staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Jack Jones has been cut.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Jack Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sheen thumps Jones with a low kick.
Jones takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Sheen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sheen's corner calls for a 1-2. Sheen obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Sheen sends Jones crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Sheen is motioning to the referee to let Jones up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Jones is rocked!
Sheen scores with a shot to the body.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Sheen finish him?
Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones seems to have recovered his senses.
Sheen is looking to wear down Jones with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sheen digs a good hook to Jones's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Sheen lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Jones falls backwards - clearly groggy! Sheen dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Sheen!
Our winner, Charlie Sheen, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
69%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aung San Suu Kyi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cosmo Oarsman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suu Kyi kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Peace Prize Speech. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!



193 cm
31
220 lbs
24 - 14 - 1
190 cm
30
222 lbs
12 - 9 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful


Spartan Nutrition
GREEN!160


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Aung San Suu Kyi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Cosmo Oarsman!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oarsman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Suu Kyi paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Suu Kyi throws a wild body kick that Oarsman sees coming a mile off.
Suu Kyi misses with a shot to the body
and Oarsman counters with a two punch combo.
The fight stays on the outside here - Suu Kyi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oarsman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Suu Kyi throws a lazy uppercut
and Oarsman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Oarsman clinches.
Suu Kyi pushes off an throws an elbow but Oarsman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Suu Kyi throws an elbow but misses.
Oarsman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Suu Kyi's defenses.

It looks like Aung San Suu Kyi has been cut.
Suu Kyi content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Suu Kyi lands an elbow just above Oarsman 's eye.
Suu Kyi is trying to pull guard but Oarsman has him pressed against the cage.
Oarsman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Suu Kyi lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oarsman lands a damaging elbow.
Oarsman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Suu Kyi has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oarsman working aggressively here.
Oarsman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Suu Kyi misses with an elbow strike.
Oarsman lands an elbow inside.
Suu Kyi jumps guard but Oarsman turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Oarsman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Suu Kyi blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Oarsman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice body punch from Oarsman.
Suu Kyi is breathing heavily.
Oarsman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Suu Kyi avoids it.
Oarsman blocks an elbow strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Oarsman.
Suu Kyi comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Suu Kyi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Oarsman avoids it.
Oarsman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Oarsman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oarsman tries to land a knee to the head but Suu Kyi blocks with his arms.
Suu Kyi blocks an elbow strike from Oarsman.
Suu Kyi throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Oarsmans head.
Suu Kyi connects with a nasty looking knee right to Oarsman's face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oarsman is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Aung San Suu Kyi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Suu Kyi looking to throw knees to the head but Oarsman is blocking nicely.
Suu Kyi creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Oarsman's defenses.
Oarsman avoids a wild elbow strike from Suu Kyi.
Suu Kyi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Oarsman.
Oarsman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Suu Kyi blocks it with crossed arms.

Suu Kyi pulls Oarsman into guard.
Suu Kyi trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Suu Kyi seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suu Kyi is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Suu Kyi looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Oarsman has picked Suu Kyi up and slammed him! Suu Kyi can't keep hold of the triangle and Oarsman manages to pass to side control!
Oarsman tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Oarsman wants to stand but Suu Kyi has his arm trapped.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Suu Kyi is looking to regain half guard here but Oarsman keeps moving and retains side control.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Oarsman tries to clinch but Suu Kyi moves out of range.
Suu Kyi feinted with a counter takedown.
Suu Kyi misses with a body kick.
Suu Kyi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Suu Kyi fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oarsman checks it well.
Suu Kyi swats away the attempt to clinch by Oarsman.
Oarsman avoids the head kick by Suu Kyi.
Suu Kyi thuds his shin into the meat of Oarsman's side.
Oarsman looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Suu Kyi scores with a nice strike.
Oarsman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Suu Kyi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Oarsman tries to clinch up but Suu Kyi circles away and keeps his distance.
Suu Kyi walks into a stiff left hand from Oarsman.
A chopping leg kick lands by Suu Kyi.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Aung San Suu Kyi will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Aung San Suu Kyi's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.



Oarsman clinches with his opponent.
Suu Kyi misses with an elbow over the top.
Oarsman pushes off an throws an elbow but Suu Kyi leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Oarsman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Suu Kyi dodges an elbow strike from Oarsman.
Oarsman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Suu Kyi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oarsman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Suu Kyi backwards.

Aung San Suu Kyi's cut is getting worse.
Suu Kyi is trying to pull guard but Oarsman turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Suu Kyi is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Oarsman lands with a short shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oarsman managing to block the knees to the body from Suu Kyi.
Oarsman tries a knee to the head but Suu Kyi blocks it.
Suu Kyi avoiding damage as Oarsman throws knees to the body.
Oarsman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Oarsman is defending well against a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suu Kyi leaning his opponent against the cage.
Oarsman looking to throw knees to the head but Suu Kyi is blocking nicely.
Oarsman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Oarsman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Oarsman avoids a wild elbow strike from Suu Kyi.
Oarsman misses with a knee strike.
Suu Kyi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Oarsman is defending well for now.
Suu Kyi lands an elbow just above Oarsman 's eye.
Suu Kyi scores a nice knee to the body.
Oarsman is breathing heavily.
Suu Kyi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oarsman has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Suu Kyi seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Oarsman can turn it around.

Suu Kyi jumps guard and drags Oarsman to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Suu Kyi is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Suu Kyi pulls Oarsman in close to prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suu Kyi looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Suu Kyi looking for a guillotine here but Oarsman defends easily.

Suu Kyi is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Suu Kyi wants to sweep here but Oarsman controlling him for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oarsman has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Suu Kyi is proving hard to escape from.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Suu Kyi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Oarsman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Suu Kyi.
A countering left hand to the body from Oarsman misses.

Oarsman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Oarsman missing with knees to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Suu Kyi blocks a body shot from Oarsman.
Suu Kyi digs a right hand into Oarsman's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Oarsman's gas tank.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Suu Kyi throws an elbow but misses.
Suu Kyi pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Suu Kyi comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Cosmo Oarsman has been cut.
Suu Kyi content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Suu Kyi pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Oarsman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Suu Kyi obliges.

Suu Kyi manages to pull guard.

Suu Kyi escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Oarsman gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Suu Kyi working a defensive guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aung San Suu Kyi dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Suu Kyi scores with a nice body kick.
Oarsman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Oarsman tries to clinch there but Suu Kyi circles away.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Suu Kyi. Oarsman shrugs it off though.

Oarsman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Oarsman blocks the elbow strike.
Suu Kyi dodges an elbow strike from Oarsman.
Oarsman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Oarsman tries a body shot but Suu Kyi blocks it.
Oarsman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Suu Kyi looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Oarsman misses with some punches.
Suu Kyi throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Suu Kyi throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Oarsman blocks it with crossed arms.
Suu Kyi on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suu Kyi misses with an elbow strike.
Oarsman pushes off an throws an elbow but Suu Kyi leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Suu Kyi just misses with a elbow thrown towards Oarsman's brow.
Oarsman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Suu Kyi blocks it with crossed arms.
Suu Kyi dodges an elbow strike from Oarsman.
Oarsman misses with some punches.
Oarsman avoids the elbow strike from Suu Kyi, against the cage.
Suu Kyi unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Oarsman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Suu Kyi has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Oarsman uses from the top position.
Suu Kyi controls Oarsman momentarily but Oarsman frees himself.
Suu Kyi pulls Oarsman in close to prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oarsman wants to get up but he can't break Suu Kyi's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Suu Kyi holds on and takes a little breather.
Suu Kyi lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.


That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oarsman preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Oarsman wants to stand and escape but Suu Kyi is having none of it.
Oarsman preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Suu Kyi keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Oarsman's head.
Suu Kyi with a nice head shot there.
Cosmo Oarsman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Suu Kyi working some strikes from top position.
Suu Kyi chips away with some ground and pound.
Suu Kyi controlling from the top position.
Suu Kyi throwing strikes but missing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oarsman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Oarsman is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Suu Kyi is controlling him.
Suu Kyi working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Suu Kyi in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Suu Kyi's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Suu Kyi is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Oarsman can do to turn this around?
Oarsman is looking to clinch.
Suu Kyi avoids the body shot from Oarsman.
As Oarsman tries to get set, Suu Kyi tries to push him back and clinch up but Oarsman manages to avoid the attempt.
Some wild striking there from Oarsman.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Suu Kyi explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Aung San Suu Kyi is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Suu Kyi lands a leg kick that knocks Oarsman off balance momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Aung San Suu Kyi showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Suu Kyi, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Aung San Suu Kyi!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Aung San Suu Kyi!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Aung San Suu Kyi!

Aung San Suu Kyi wins by unanimous decision!

An out of breath Aung San Suu Kyi thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gianpaolo Volpicelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pan Goatboy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goatboy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bill Hicks - Goat boy. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



187 cm
29
197 lbs
8 - 5 - 0
188 cm
34
190 lbs
19 - 10 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gianpaolo Volpicelli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pan Goatboy!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A bone on bone clash there as Goatboy blocks the leg kick.
Volpicelli lunges at Goatboy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Goatboy's hand.
That kick from Volpicelli tenderised Goatboy's leg. Goatboy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Volpicelli fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Goatboy.
Volpicelli feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Goatboys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Nice cross by Volpicelli.
Goatboy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Volpicelli moves out of range as Goatboy throws a body kick.
As Goatboy looks to move away, Volpicelli throws a big counter combo bu Goatboy just gets out of the way.
Goatboy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Volpicelli has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Goatboy moves out of range of the strikes.
Goatboy thinks about the counter body kick.
Volpicelli tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Goatboy was well out of range. Poor timing from Volpicelli.
Volpicelli just misses with a punch to the body.
Goatboy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Goatboy misses with a hook.
Volpicelli throws a lazy right hand but Goatboy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Volpicelli just misses with a punch to the body.
Volpicelli connects with a solid leg kick.
Goatboy defending well as Volpicelli loads up on a big left hand.
Goatboy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Goatboy throws a push kick but Volpicelli slaps the foot to one side.
Goatboy throws a big shot that misses.
Volpicelli was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Volpicelli misses with a head kick.
Goatboy slips under a jab.
Goatboy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Volpicelli is able to avoid easily.
Volpicelli connects with a right hand. Goatboy shakes it off.
Goatboy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Volpicelli's head.
Goatboy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Volpicelli was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Goatboy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goatboy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Goatboy throws a solid leg kick but Volpicelli takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Goatboy.
Goatboy tries to land a front kick but Volpicelli steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A big right from Volpicelli misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Volpicelli takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Goatboy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Volpicelli is able to avoid easily.
Volpicelli lands with a thumping leg kick.
Volpicelli throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Goatboy lands a big head kick that sends Volpicelli tumbling to the mat! Goatboy takes a step backwards and waves Volpicelli back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Volpicelli throws a low kick but Goatboy moves out of range easily.
Goatboy tries a quick counter leg kick but Volpicelli is wise to it.
Volpicelli misses with a hook.
A little jabbing left from Goatboy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Goatboy thows a body kick. Volpicelli tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Volpicelli throws a big shot that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goatboy throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Goatboy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Volpicelli misses with a straight left.
Goatboy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Volpicelli tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Goatboy was well out of range. Poor timing from Volpicelli.
Goatboy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Volpicelli misses with an uppercut. Goatboy saw that one coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Goatboy.
Goatboy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Volpicelli is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Goatboy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Volpicelli moves away.
A quick step to the side and Volpicelli tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Volpicelli ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Goatboy throws a body shot but no joy.
Goatboy throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Volpicelli tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Goatboy was well out of range. Poor timing from Volpicelli.
Volpicelli with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Goatboy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Volpicelli swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Goatboy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Volpicelli rather than just go for the knockout.
Volpicelli throws a low kick but Goatboy avoids it.
Goatboy throws a chopping leg kick but Volpicelli manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A slow jab from Volpicelli misses its intended target.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Goatboy.
Volpicelli lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Goatboy throws a shot from downtown. Volpicelli moves away and avoids it.
Volpicelli tries to land a leg kick but Goatboy saw it coming and moves away.
Goatboy misses with a wild body shot.
Goatboy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Volpicelli.
A little jabbing left from Goatboy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Goatboy thows a left - swing and a miss!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pan Goatboy will probably get the nod.
That's time! Volpicelli's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Volpicelli throws a head kick but Goatboy moves out of range.
Volpicelli's corner calls for a 1-2. Volpicelli obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Goatboy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Goatboy counters with a body kick.
Volpicelli blocks a head kick by Goatboy.
Goatboy slips under a jab from Volpicelli.
Goatboy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Volpicelli avoids the body shot from Goatboy.
A low kick from Volpicelli is predictable there
and Goatboy counters with a slapping leg kick.
Goatboy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Goatboy throws a push kick but Volpicelli slaps the foot to one side.
Goatboy tries a head kick but it misses.
Volpicelli gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Goatboy misses with an uppercut
and Volpicelli counters with a straight right hand.
Goatboy looks to land a left hand but Volpicelli moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goatboy misses with a leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Goatboy - that will leave a mark!
Goatboy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Volpicelli. That did some damage!
Goatboy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Volpicelli can pounce on him.
A looping hook to the body misses from Goatboy. Volpicelli does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pan Goatboy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Goatboy lands a lovely overhand right.
A slow jab from Goatboy misses its intended target.
Volpicelli staying out of range there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Volpicelli.
Jab from Goatboy.
Goatboy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Volpicelli.
Goatboy misses with a straight left.
Volpicelli was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Volpicelli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Goatboy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Volpicelli is able to avoid easily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Goatboy - that will leave a mark!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Volpicelli slips under a jab.
Goatboy with a hook.
Volpicelli throws a big shot that misses.
Goatboy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Goatboy looks to throw the jab but Volpicelli is out of range.
Volpicelli checks a leg kick.
Goatboy scores with a jab. Volpicelli acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Goatboy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Goatboy misses.
Volpicelli feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Goatboys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Volpicelli might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Goatboy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Volpicelli can pounce on him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goatboy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Volpicelli.
Goatboy replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Volpicelli blocks it well.
Goatboy throws out a leg kick but Volpicelli moves out of range and Goatboy only half commits.
Goatboy takes one to the side of the head.
Goatboy throws a leg kick but Volpicelli sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Volpicelli with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Volpicelli tries to move into range but Goatboy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Volpicelli attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Volpicelli ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Goatboy misses with a straight left.
Goatboy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Volpicelli manages to avoid it.
Volpicelli on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Goatboy moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Volpicelli swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Volpicelli.
Goatboy tries a quick counter leg kick but Volpicelli is wise to it.
Goatboy tries to land a front kick but Volpicelli steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
An attempted straight right counter from Volpicelli misses the target.
Goatboy connects with a looping right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Goatboy throws a wild body kick that Volpicelli sees coming a mile off.
Volpicelli appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Goatboy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Volpicelli.
A solid leg kick lands there for Goatboy.
Volpicelli lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Goatboy circles away quickly and effectively.
Goatboy throws a body punch but Volpicelli moves out of range.
Goatboy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Goatboy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Volpicelli jabs Goatboy right on the nose. Goatboy blinks but takes it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pan Goatboy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!


Goatboy scores with a push kick.
Volpicelli misses the shot to the body.
Goatboy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Volpicelli checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Volpicelli throws a combination. Goatboy tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Volpicelli with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Goatboy to score with a decent uppercut.
Volpicelli connects with a crisp jab.
Goatboy throws a front kick aimed at Volpicelli's knee but Volpicelli avoids it well.
Goatboy looks to land a body kick but Volpicelli moved away.
Goatboy missing with a left hand there. Volpicelli was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Volpicelli steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Goatboy. That one must have hurt.
Goatboy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Volpicelli.
Goatboy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Volpicelli takes a step back to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Goatboy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Volpicelli throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Goatboy throws the kick towards the body but Volpicelli avoids it.
Goatboy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Goatboy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Goatboy tests Volpicelli's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Goatboy connects with a solid leg kick.
Volpicelli needs to keep his hands up - Goatboy had a free shot at his head there.
Volpicelli with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Volpicelli scores with a jab to the jaw.
Decent striking displayed by Volpicelli there.
A bone on bone clash there as Goatboy blocks the leg kick.
A head kick misses from Goatboy.
Gianpaolo Volpicelli has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goatboy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Goatboy misses with a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Volpicelli on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Goatboy tries to land a front kick but Volpicelli steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A little feinted left hand from Volpicelli on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A head kick from Goatboy lands but Volpicelli takes it in his stride.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Goatboy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Goatboy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Volpicelli.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Goatboy. Volpicelli shrugs it off though.
Volpicelli will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A head kick misses from Goatboy.
Nice cross by Volpicelli.
Volpicelli is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Goatboy.
Goatboy follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Goatboy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Volpicelli throwing a counter right hand but Goatboy manages to avoid it.
Volpicelli scores with a sloppy right hand. Goatboy should have avoided that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goatboy is looking to land body kicks.
Volpicelli throwing a counter right hand but Goatboy manages to avoid it.
Nice body kick from Goatboy.
Goatboy misses with a body kick.
Volpicelli tries a low kick but Goatboy avoids it.
Goatboy is looking to land body kicks.
Goatboy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Volpicelli tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jab by Volpicelli.
Volpicelli throws out a loose jab but Goatboy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Volpicelli ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Goatboy moves away.
Goatboy throws a big counter head kick but Volpicelli avoids it with no problem.
Volpicelli lands a nice shot to the body.
Volpicelli throws a leg kick but Goatboy moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Volpicelli takes a kick to the side of the head.
Volpicelli avoids the head kick by Goatboy.
Volpicelli tests Goatboy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Volpicelli misses with a hook
and Goatboy counters with a left to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Volpicelli lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Goatboy is rocked!
Goatboy throws a big shot that misses.
Volpicelli throwing a counter right hand but Goatboy manages to avoid it.
Volpicelli swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Goatboy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Volpicelli looks to land a right hand but Goatboy moved out of range.
A solid body kick from Goatboy.
Goatboy throws a head kick that half lands.
Pan Goatboy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Volpicelli takes a shot right to the bread basket.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pan Goatboy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Goatboy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Pan Goatboy!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Pan Goatboy!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Pan Goatboy!

Pan Goatboy wins by unanimous decision!

Pan Goatboy looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Goatboy is here to please you!'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Robert De Noteboom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Spencer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). De Noteboom comes to the cage accompanied by Erika - I Don't Know. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



178 cm
36
182 lbs
33 - 20 - 1
177 cm
30
170 lbs
17 - 14 - 0
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robert De Noteboom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Spencer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De Noteboom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spencer throws out the jab.
De Noteboom changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Spencer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and De Noteboom counters with a nice double leg into guard.
De Noteboom controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
De Noteboom trying to control the position from guard on top but Spencer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spencer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
De Noteboom wants to control from the top but Spencer keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Noteboom throwing strikes from guard but Spencer blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
De Noteboom looking to pass the guard.
Spencer trying to keep a closed guard but De Noteboom is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Noteboom throws an elbow that misses. Spencer uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in De Noteboom's guard. Nice move by Spencer!
Spencer won't allow De Noteboom to sweep him here.
Spencer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
De Noteboom avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Spencer throwing strikes but missing.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Spencer misses with the combination.
Spencer misses with a takedown attempt

and De Noteboom counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Spencer looking for a sweep. Not yet Spencer, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spencer is trying to keep De Noteboom in close.
De Noteboom missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
De Noteboom chips away with some ground and pound.
We've been hearing that De Noteboom has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
De Noteboom working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Spencer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Spencer is trying to control the position from the bottom.
De Noteboom trying to control but Spencer is working from the bottom.
De Noteboom throwing strikes but missing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as De Noteboom accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
De Noteboom passes Spencer's left leg - he's now in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spencer wants to get back to full guard.
De Noteboom thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
De Noteboom throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Spencer is staying active underneath De Noteboom, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
De Noteboom not landing any meaningful shots this time.
De Noteboom working the head and body with strikes.
De Noteboom landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
De Noteboom not landing any meaningful shots this time.
De Noteboom thows a huge punch but Spencer dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
De Noteboom missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
De Noteboom wants to pass to mount but Spencer is defending the position.
Spencer regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from De Noteboom.
De Noteboom lands a couple of elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Noteboom throws a strike but Spencer rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Spencer looking to sit in guard and control but De Noteboom gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
De Noteboom lands a couple of digs.
De Noteboom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Spencer works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Spencer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
De Noteboom is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
De Noteboom stopping the sweep attempt from Spencer.
De Noteboom postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
De Noteboom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Spencer works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Spencer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
De Noteboom looking to pass the guard.
De Noteboom distracts Spencer with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert De Noteboom dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


De Noteboom slips a jab from Spencer.
Spencer misses with a takedown

and De Noteboom counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
De Noteboom makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
De Noteboom postures up and lands a big shot to Spencer's brow.
Spencer trying to keep a closed guard but De Noteboom is proving a slippery customer.
De Noteboom has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
De Noteboom lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Noteboom is in close to Spencer's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Spencer is trying to keep De Noteboom in close.
De Noteboom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Spencer works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Spencer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Noteboom loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
De Noteboom lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Robert De Noteboom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Spencer keeping full guard, as De Noteboom tries to pass.
Spencer pulls De Noteboom in close to prevent any damage.
Spencer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
De Noteboom working some strikes from top position.
Spencer pulls De Noteboom in close to prevent any damage.
Spencer trying to control the position.
De Noteboom postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
De Noteboom is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Noteboom throws a strike but Spencer rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Spencer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Spencer trying to control but De Noteboom is working from the bottom.
Spencer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
De Noteboom keeping moving, preventing Spencer from controlling successfully.
Spencer is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Spencer won't allow De Noteboom to sweep him here.
Spencer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as De Noteboom works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
De Noteboom avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Spencer being controlled here momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now De Noteboom is on top in guard.

De Noteboom working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Spencer managing to control the position.
De Noteboom throws a big elbow that misses.
De Noteboom trying to control the position from guard on top but Spencer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spencer avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Spencer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Spencer throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
De Noteboom postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
De Noteboom landing with the ground and pound.
Spencer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
De Noteboom makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

It looks like Joe Spencer has been cut.
De Noteboom with a flurry of punches that miss.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Spencer avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
De Noteboom working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
De Noteboom with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
De Noteboom is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert De Noteboom dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joe Spencer's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!


Spencer throws out a loose jab but De Noteboom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spencer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and De Noteboom counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Spencer tries to get to full guard but De Noteboom has control of the leg.
De Noteboom scoring with strikes to the body and head.
De Noteboom is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Spencer on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are battling for position here. Spencer manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Spencer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Noteboom throws a strike but Spencer rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Spencer is looking to work some ground and pound but De Noteboom has wrist control.
De Noteboom keeping moving, preventing Spencer from controlling successfully.
Spencer lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Noteboom wants to sweep here but Spencer controlling him for the moment.
Spencer is stalling in the full guard.
Spencer trying to control the position from guard on top but De Noteboom is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
De Noteboom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Spencer is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Spencer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Spencer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Spencer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Spencer throws a left and a right that both miss

and De Noteboom counters with a shoot takedown. Spencer fights it but they end up in guard.
De Noteboom cracks Spencer with a solid left hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as De Noteboom accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
De Noteboom with a nice head shot there.
De Noteboom wants to control from the top but Spencer keeps moving.
De Noteboom throws a big elbow that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Noteboom chips away with some ground and pound.
De Noteboom missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
De Noteboom is working Spencer over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Joe Spencer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
De Noteboom missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Spencer has momentary wrist control but De Noteboom slips an elbow through the middle.
Spencer working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from De Noteboom.
De Noteboom lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Spencer lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Spencer throws a big right hand that misses.
Spencer distracts De Noteboom with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Robert De Noteboom is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spencer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
De Noteboom lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

De Noteboom landing with the ground and pound.
Spencer avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
De Noteboom is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Spencer working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. De Noteboom doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. De Noteboom manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Spencer working for a triangle but De Noteboom defends it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robert De Noteboom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for De Noteboom, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Robert De Noteboom!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Robert De Noteboom!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Robert De Noteboom!

Robert De Noteboom wins by unanimous decision!

Robert De Noteboom seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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RATING
35%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kickin Rad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rad's entrance music is Kids Of The K-Hole. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Kong's choice of entrance music: Awesome Donkey Kong. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



200 cm
36
264 lbs
41 - 16 - 1
225 cm
28
300 lbs
14 - 6 - 0
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Very quick
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kickin Rad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donkey Kong!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kong misses with a looping right.
Kong cracks Rad with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kong! But no joy.
Kong lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A telegraphed right hand from Rad misses the target.
Kong looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kong swings for the body but Rad moves out of range.
Kong has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Rad is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Kong takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A good leg kick by Rad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kong throws a body shot but no joy.
Rad does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kong flicks out a counter leg kick but Rad steps away.
Rad fails with a takedown attempt.
Kong replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Rad blocks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rad keeps Kong at a distance using the push kick.
Nice jab there from Kong.
Rad looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Rad throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rad waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kong.
Rad thows a body kick. Kong tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Rad thows a body kick. Kong tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Rad takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Rad throws a half hearted mid kick.
Rad misses with a kick to the body.
Kong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rad fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kong has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rad lands a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rad is looking to land body kicks.
Rad throws the kick towards the body but Kong avoids it.
Rad throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kong counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kickin Rad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rad misses with a kick to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kong lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Rad has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Rad and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rad connects with a leg kick. Kong looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rad misses the shot to the body.
A low kick from Kong is predictable there
and Rad connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kong is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kong checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kong! But no joy.
Kong misses with a leg kick
and Rad cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kong leaves Rad with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
It seemed like Kong was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rad throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kong counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Kong.
Rad on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rad goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kong connects with a crisp jab.
Rad fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Kong misses.
Rad keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rad is looking to land body kicks.

Rad clinches.
Rad misses with an elbow strike.
A short right from Rad.
Rad is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kong looks winded!
Rad is working for takedown but Kong is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kickin Rad. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rad tries to land a knee to the head but Kong blocks with his arms.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rad creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rad creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A short right from Rad on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kickin Rad dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Rad throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kong misses with a looping right.
Rad throws the kick towards the body but Kong avoids it.
Kong now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kong shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kong doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Rad scores with a jab to the body.
Rad throws a lazy right hand but Kong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Rad.
Kong was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rad misses with a low kick.
Rad looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rad misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rad ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kong moves away.
Kong connects with a solid leg kick.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Rad here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Rad misses with a body punch
letting Kong counter with a right hand.

Rad clinches up against the cage.
Kong blocks the elbow strike.
Kong tries to break free but Rad pushes him back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rad creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Rad throws an elbow but misses.
Rad is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kong can do to turn this around?
Kong avoids a wild elbow strike from Rad.
Rad pushes off an throws an elbow but Kong leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rad.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rad creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rad using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kong has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Kong's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Rad wants to clinch up but Kong keeps it at a distance.
Kong shapes to counter with a head kick.
Rad throws a leg kick but Kong moved away.
Rad throws a body punch but Kong moves out of range.
Rad checks a low kick from Kong.
Kong checks a low kick from Rad.
Rad tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Kong counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rad tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kong is able to avoid easily.
Kong throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Rad is looking to counter punch.
Kickin Rad is winning the standup battle so far.
Rad lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kong takes a step back to recover.
A nice inside leg kick there by Rad. That's going to slow Kong down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rad. Kong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rad misses with a body kick.
Kong lands a head shot.
Kong throws a wild body kick that Rad sees coming a mile off.
Rad throws a sloppy head kick and Kong moves out of range easily.
Kong raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Kong blocks the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kong has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kong there as he acknowledges the shot.
Rad misses with a body kick.
Rad backing away here, and Kong unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Rad throws a nice outside leg kick.

Kong gets tackled into the cage by Rad. Rad maintains the clinch.
Kong can't break the clinch.
Rad throws an elbow that misses.
Kong dodges an elbow strike from Rad.
Rad on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kong missing with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rad lands an elbow inside that Kong shrugs off.

It looks like Donkey Kong has been cut.
Kong wants to break the clinch but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kickin Rad dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Donkey Kong's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!


Kong moves out of range as Rad throws a body kick.
Rad swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kong jabs Rad right on the nose. Rad blinks but takes it well.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rad.
Rad scores with a hook.
Rad scores with a spinning back kick!
Rad scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kong doesn't seem bothered though.
Rad tries to work over Kong's front leg with a kick but Kong checks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rad digs a good body shot into Kong's ribs.
Kong scores with a nice strike.
Kong on the wrong end of a nice hook.
It looks like Rad has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kong throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rad closes the distance but Kong moves to the side
and Kong counters with a nice uppercut.
Rad throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kong throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Rad throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice shot lands for Kong.
Kong staying out of range there.
Rad gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kong throws a leg kick but Rad sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Donkey Kong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kickin Rad is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rad changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kong tries to avoid it but Rad manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kong to the ground. Kong escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rad lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kong has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kong and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Some bone on bone action there as Kong checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Rad misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kong counters with a straight right hand.
Kong blocks the body kick.
Kong throws a leg kick that is checked

and Rad counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rad.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kong is trying to push Rad away but Rad has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kong throws a punch but it's blocked by Rad.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kong wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rad blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The referee is keeping an eye on Kong - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Kong has had enough of the clinch but Rad keeps him there for the moment.
Kong has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Rad.

Kong manages to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Rad scoring well with a low kick there.
Kong avoids the head kick by Rad.
Kong looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kong misses with a body kick.
Donkey Kong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rad looks to throw a body kick
and Kong counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rad swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big left from Rad misses.
Rad lands a nice looking body kick.
Kong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Rad lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kong takes a step back to recover.
Kong is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Donkey Kong.
Well Rad has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Kickin Rad!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Kickin Rad!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Kickin Rad!

Kickin Rad wins by unanimous decision!

A very excited looking Kickin Rad made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Donkey Kong was interviewed post fight and said 'I will be back.'.
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RATING
51%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nelson Muntz has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



185 cm
33
180 lbs
37 - 8 - 1
175 cm
38
170 lbs
19 - 14 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kevin James!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz looks to score with a jab to the body but James is just out of range.
James keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muntz thows a leg kick but James checks it
and James counters with a stiff right hand.
Muntz connects with a solid leg kick.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on James. That did some damage!
James misses with a hook. Muntz ducked under it nicely.
Muntz staying out of range there.
James on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Muntz. Muntz obviously looking to wear him down.
Muntz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Muntz throws a leg kick but James sees it coming and moves out of range.
James is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
James looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Muntz is fending him off so far but James persists. Nope, Muntz circles away and we're back to standing.
Muntz takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
James shoots in looking for a takedown but Muntz manages to keep the fight standing, pushing James's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
James misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Muntz tries to counter by clinching up but James breaks away and moves out of range.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin James.
Muntz lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz tries to work over James's front leg with a kick but James checks it.
James lands a glancing blow to the side of Muntz's head.
Muntz throws a wild body kick that James sees coming a mile off.
James blocks a head kick by Muntz.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from James.
James gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Muntz.
Muntz throws a sloppy head kick and James moves out of range easily.
Muntz throws a series of punches but James moves out of range.
Muntz takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Muntz misses with a series of wild punches.
James looks like he wants to counter punch here.
James will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Muntz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from James.
James shoots for a takedown but Muntz saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
James shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Muntz pinned against the cage. Muntz gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A nice inside leg kick there by James. That's going to slow Muntz down.
James fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muntz lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
James shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
James takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
James throws a poor cross that misses

and Muntz holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Muntz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
James wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Muntz has him pressed against the cage.
James content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Muntz.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

James breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Muntz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Muntz dodges the punch combination from James.
Muntz misses with a hook.
James fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Muntz throws a right and a left that James avoids nicely.
James has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from James there as he acknowledges the shot.
Muntz blocks the body kick.
Muntz appears to be looking for a big counter.
Nice cross by James.
James throws a series of punches but Muntz moves out of range.
As James looks to move away, Muntz throws a big counter combo bu James just gets out of the way.
Muntz missing with a left hand there. James was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Muntz misses with a wild body shot.
A little jabbing left from James on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Muntz lands a nice looking body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
James looks to score with a jab to the body but Muntz is just out of range.
James looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
James misses with a double jab
and Muntz counters with a left to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muntz misses with a double jab

and James counters with a nice double leg into side control. Muntz won't be happy with that.

Muntz sneaks out the side door and pushes James away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
James punishes Muntz's body with a nice straight punch.
Muntz scores with a punch to the head.
Muntz throws an off balance right hand
and James counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Muntz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
James tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A lazy left from James finds it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
James misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that round.
That's time! Muntz's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.



James darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Muntz kicks James off and gets back to his feet.
James will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Muntz.
Muntz throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
James takes one to the chin there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
James looks to throw the jab but Muntz is out of range.
James misses with a straight left.
James dodges the punch combination from Muntz.
James pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
James displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muntz throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz scores with a jab to the jaw.
James slips under a jab.
James throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Muntz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
James throws a head kick that Muntz semi-blocks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Muntz.
James closes this distance looking for a takedown but Muntz circles away.
A clash of legs there as Muntz blocks the low kick.
Muntz misses with a body kick.
Muntz checks a leg kick.
James fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Muntz slips under a jab.
Muntz tests James's chin there with a solid looking shot.
James throws the kick towards the body but Muntz avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from James is defended easily by Muntz.
Muntz seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin James.
James shoots in looking for a takedown. Muntz tries to sprawl out of it but James keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Muntz manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
James misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but James manages to avoid it.
Muntz throws a leg kick which misses James's front leg but catches the back leg as James tries to avoid it.
Muntz keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
James shoots in for a takedown but Muntz shows good takedown defense.
James walks into a stiff left hand from Muntz.
James shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Muntz sprawls well. Muntz wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. James gets slowly back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
James chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Muntz can pounce on him.
James takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
James scores with a nice head shot.
Muntz lands with a kick to the ribs.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
James lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
James fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Muntz avoids it really well and circles away.
Muntz throws a right hand that James ducks under and follows up with a left that James also avoids with ease.
Muntz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that James can do to turn this around?
James misses with a two punch combination.
James misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
James misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
James takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Muntz feints and then cracks James's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow James down.
James moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Muntz is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
James has a takedown stuffed.
Muntz swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
James tries to score a power double leg takedown but Muntz sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten James somewhat.
That kick from Muntz tenderised James's leg. James is trying to keep his angry face on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!


James looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Kevin James is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Muntz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Muntz's jab looks to have found its range, popping James under the eye.
James waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Muntz.
Muntz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
James shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Muntz sprawls well. Muntz wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. James gets slowly back to his feet.
Muntz ducks under a wild hook from James.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muntz misses with a looping right.
Muntz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A swing and a miss from James.
James tries to move into range but Muntz moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
James closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

James is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz lands a big head kick that sends James to the canvas! Muntz follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Muntz!
After the fight, Nelson Muntz was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Slim Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duck Tycoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Noah Gundersen - Oh Death. Tycoon has chosen Rubber Ducky as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



190 cm
30
180 lbs
29 - 10 - 0
178 cm
31
178 lbs
24 - 15 - 0
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin


Bullet Proof System
Conviction


SP Ultimate Nutrition


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slim Crowe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Duck Tycoon!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tycoon throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Crowe's waist but Crowe gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Tycoon off to one side.
Crowe does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Crowe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Good work by Tycoon as he checks the leg kick.
Crowe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crowe misses with a two punch combination.
Crowe moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromTycoon.
Tycoon scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Crowe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crowe backing away here, and Tycoon unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Crowe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tycoon now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Tycoon blocks a jab.
Crowe throws a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon misses with a head kick.
Crowe looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Tycoon has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Crowe turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Crowe digs a good hook to Tycoon's body.
Crowe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses.
Crowe appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Crowe looks to throw a body kick

and Tycoon counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tycoon accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Crowe is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Die Reeperbahn that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Tycoon throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Tycoon stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Crowe swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Tycoon trying to control the position from guard on top but Crowe is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crowe working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Tycoon.
Crowe preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crowe pulls Tycoon in to control the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tycoon shoots in looking for a takedown. Crowe tries to sprawl out of it but Tycoon keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Crowe manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
It appears Crowe was looking to counter with a kick there.
Crowe with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Tycoon to score with a decent uppercut.
Crowe avoids the head kick by Tycoon.
Tycoon misses with a low kick.
Crowe tried to counter with a leg kick but Tycoon avoided it.
Tycoon pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slim Crowe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tycoon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crowe moves out of range as Tycoon strikes.
Crowe looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Crowe throws a head kick that misses.
An inside leg kick from Tycoon misses.
Tycoon throws a jab when Crowe was well out of range.
Tycoon takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe feints and then cracks Tycoon's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tycoon down.
Slim Crowe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A good leg kick by Crowe.
Tycoon throws a body punch but Crowe moves out of range.
A big left from Crowe misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tycoon.
Tycoon scores with a decent looking hook.
Crowe throws a lazy uppercut
and Tycoon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Crowe misses with an attempted mid kick.
Crowe throws a sloppy head kick and Tycoon moves out of range easily.
Tycoon on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Crowe fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Tycoon is out of range.
Crowe scores with a leg kick.
Tycoon pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Crowe thinks about countering with a body kick.
Crowe scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tycoon doesn't seem bothered though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tycoon connects with a nice looking jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Tycoon.
A clash of legs there as Tycoon blocks the low kick.
Tycoon shoots in for a double leg but Crowe sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Slim Crowe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Duck Tycoon.
Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crowe was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon.
Crowe leaves Tycoon with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Crowe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tycoon throws a body kick that misses.
Tycoon connects with a good right hand that stumbles Crowe. Crowe circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Crowe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crowe lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tycoon at a distance.
Crowe throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tycoon.
Crowe connects with a jab.
Crowe tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Crowe dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


That kick from Tycoon tenderised Crowe's leg. Crowe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Crowe sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Tycoon jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Tycoon checks a leg kick nicely.
Tycoon drops his hands momentarily and Crowe takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

It looks like Duck Tycoon has been cut.
Tycoon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crowe manages to avoid it.
Tycoon avoids the head kick by Crowe.
Slim Crowe is winning the standup battle so far.
Tycoon is looking to land body kicks.
Tycoon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crowe.
Crowe motions for Tycoon to come forward. Crowe throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon scores with a body shot.
Tycoon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab from Crowe misses.
Tycoon connects with a nice looking jab.
A clash of legs there as Tycoon blocks the low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tycoon slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Crowe moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Tycoon works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Crowe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crowe fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tycoon has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Crowe misses with a low kick as Tycoon jumps back.
Crowe throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tycoon sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An inside leg kick from Crowe misses.
Tycoon is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Crowe with a body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Crowe.
Jab, jab by Crowe - just one landing.
Crowe misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tycoon misses with a body shot.
Tycoon thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Crowe if he has to take too many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tycoon checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe misses with a head kick.
Crowe tries a head kick but it misses.
Tycoon shapes to counter with a head kick.
A lazy body kick from Crowe
and Tycoon counters with an inside leg kick.
Nice cross by Tycoon.
Tycoon throws a wild body kick that Crowe sees coming a mile off.
Crowe plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Crowe moves out of range as Tycoon throws a body kick.
Crowe is looking to counter punch.
A jab lands there for Tycoon.
Tycoon throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Tycoon throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Crowe throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Tycoon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crowe.
Tycoon throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Tycoon misses with a body kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tycoon checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe swings for the body but Tycoon moves out of range.
Tycoon scores with a jab to the body.
Good leg kick by Crowe there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Crowe misses the shot to the body.
Crowe tries a head kick but it misses.
Crowe walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tycoon.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A jab from Tycoon finds it's way through Crowe's defenses.
Crowe looks to land a right hand but Tycoon moved out of range.
Tycoon throws the kick towards the body but Crowe avoids it.
Tycoon misses with a kick to the body.
Tycoon thuds a left hand into Crowe's body.
The fighters circling - Crowe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crowe takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Tycoon tries to land a front kick but Crowe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe's jab looks to have found its range, popping Tycoon under the eye.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tycoon shoots in but no luck this time.
Tycoon's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Crowe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tycoon.
Crowe throws a sloppy head kick
and Tycoon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tycoon tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crowe throws a counter high kick but Tycoon was just alert enough to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Crowe. That's going to slow Tycoon down.
Crowe tries to score with a low kick but Tycoon moves his leg out of the way.
Crowe looks to land a right hand but Tycoon moved out of range.
Tycoon bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Crowe lands with a kick to the ribs.
Crowe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crowe uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Crowe paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Crowe looks to land a right hand but Tycoon moved out of range.
Tycoon feints the counter takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Duck Tycoon will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Duck Tycoon's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Tycoon slips under a jab.
Tycoon walks into a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tycoon.
Tycoon misses with a body kick.
Crowe is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Tycoon takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Crowe goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crowe scores with the left hand. Tycoon knows he should have avoided that one.
Tycoon on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Crowe. Crowe obviously looking to wear him down.
Tycoon lands with a slapping head kick.
Tycoon cracks a nice hook into Crowe's ribs.
Crowe throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tycoon.
A clash of legs there as Tycoon blocks the low kick.
Crowe misses with a body kick.
Tycoon catches Crowe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tycoon thuds his shin into the meat of Crowe's side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon misses with a body kick.
Crowe slips under a jab.
Tycoon throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tycoon. That's going to slow Crowe down.
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tycoon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crowe sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crowe plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses.
Crowe misses with a leg kick
and Tycoon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crowe doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Crowe scores with a kick to the body.
Crowe misses with a double jab.
Tycoon flicks out a counter leg kick but Crowe steps away.
Tycoon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crowe throws a looping overhand right but Tycoon ducks down to avoid it.
Crowe walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Tycoon checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Crowe throws the left hand but Tycoon avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circling - Crowe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tycoon scores with the left hand. Crowe knows he should have avoided that one.
Crowe dips to his left and cracks Tycoon with an uppercut!
Crowe will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Tycoon looks for a takedown but Crowe sprawls well.
Crowe throws a big shot that misses.
Crowe ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Tycoon moves out of range of the leg kick from Crowe.
Tycoon stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Crowe.
Crowe shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Tycoon avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Tycoon. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Tycoon.
Tycoon moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tycoon moves out of range as Crowe strikes.
Tycoon appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tycoon swings widly with a right hand
and Crowe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tycoon fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Tycoon takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tycoon pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Crowe scores with a nice head shot.
Tycoon takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Tycoon.
Crowe bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Crowe moves out of range as Tycoon throws a body kick.
As Tycoon looks to move away, Crowe throws a big counter combo bu Tycoon just gets out of the way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Tycoon crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Crowe - the referee stops the clock and Tycoon gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Crowe. Tycoon manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Crowe misses with a hook
and Tycoon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crowe listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Crowe throws a low kick, looking for Tycoon's leg but Tycoon calmly moves out of range.
Tycoon is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Crowe misses with a leg kick
and Tycoon makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Tycoon moves out of range of the strikes.
Crowe throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Crowe looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Crowe throws a front kick aimed at Tycoon's knee but Tycoon avoids it well.
Tycoon tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Tycoon throws a shot from downtown. Crowe moves away and avoids it.
Tycoon shoots in but no luck this time.
Tycoon looks for the body kick but Crowe saw that one coming.
Tycoon tries to move into range but Crowe moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crowe looks to land a combination but Tycoon avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Slim Crowe did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Duck Tycoon's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Crowe pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tycoon fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Crowe on the side of the head.
Crowe throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tycoon throws a sloppy head kick and Crowe moves out of range easily.
Crowe throws a sloppy head kick and Tycoon moves out of range easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crowe. Tycoon does a little dance to reset his feet.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tycoon! But no joy.
Crowe cracks Tycoon with an open hand slap.
Crowe thows a leg kick but Tycoon checks it
and Tycoon counters with a body kick.
A punch lands to the side of Tycoon 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Tycoon takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon misses with an attempted mid kick.
Crowe misses with a left hand
and Tycoon counters with a body kick that stops Crowe in his tracks momentarily.
Tycoon is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A clash of legs there as Crowe blocks the low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe misses with a leg kick
and Tycoon counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crowe has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Crowe there as he acknowledges the shot.
The fighters circling - Crowe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
An inside leg kick lands from Crowe.
A head kick misses from Tycoon.
Crowe misses with a straight left.
Crowe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tycoon.
Tycoon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crowe throws a wild body kick that Tycoon sees coming a mile off.
Tycoon misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tycoon throws a leg kick that is checked
and Crowe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crowe misses the jab.
Tycoon shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Crowe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tycoon.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Tycoon looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tycoon throws an off balance right hand
and Crowe counters with a slapping leg kick.
Tycoon takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Tycoon scores with a kick to the body.
Crowe looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Crowe throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Crowe lands a nice looking body kick.
Tycoon lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Crowe throws a lazy right hand but Tycoon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tycoon drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Crowe defends it well.
Tycoon delivers a nice body kick.
Tycoon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crowe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe throws a sloppy head kick and Tycoon moves out of range easily.
Tycoon with a lazy takedown attempt
and Tycoon takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tycoon ducks right into an uppercut from Crowe.
Tycoon checks the leg kick nicely there.
Crowe throws a leg kick but Tycoon sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tycoon is trying to counter with his kicks.
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Crowe is just out of range.
Crowe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tycoon.
Tycoon throws a head kick that misses
letting Crowe counter with a right hand.
Crowe scoring well with a low kick there.
Tycoon moves away from the strike by Crowe.
Crowe misses with a body kick.
Tycoon lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Crowe misses with a right hand
and Tycoon counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Crowe delivers a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crowe gets off balance looking for a body kick
letting Tycoon counter with a right hand.
Tycoon throws the kick towards the body but Crowe avoids it.
Crowe jabs at Tycoon's body.
Horrible takedown attempt by Tycoon or perhaps it was just good defense by Crowe, which made it look bad.
Crowe lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Tycoon throws a push kick but Crowe slaps the foot to one side.
Crowe throws a jab but it's blocked by Tycoon.
Crowe fakes the leg kick and cracks Tycoon in the body.
Crowe blocks a head kick by Tycoon.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Crowe had his way with Duck Tycoon in that round.
The cut man is working on Duck Tycoon's cut.
That's time! Crowe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!


Crowe fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Crowe throws a shot to the body.
Tycoon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crowe.
Tycoon with the counter takedown but Crowe avoids it easily.
Tycoon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crowe.
Crowe keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Crowe blocks a jab.
Tycoon throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Crowe finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Tycoon throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crowe moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Tycoon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tycoon throws a hook to the side of Crowe's head but Crowe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crowe throws a series of punches but Tycoon avoids them all with ease.
Tycoon is trying to counter with his kicks.
Tycoon misses with a hook. Crowe ducked under it nicely.
Crowe seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Crowe misses the target.
Crowe stuns Tycoon with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tycoon misses with an uppercut.
Crowe throws a body kick that misses
and Tycoon counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crowe throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Tycoon counters with a stiff right hand.
Crowe turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Crowe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Tycoon has a takedown stuffed.
Crowe connects with an inside leg kick.
Crowe misses with a body shot.
Crowe steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Tycoon. That one must have hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe throws a shot from downtown. Tycoon moves away and avoids it.
Crowe dips to his left and cracks Tycoon with an uppercut!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Crowe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crowe avoids the head kick by Tycoon.
Crowe blocks the body kick.
Crowe throws a lazy uppercut
and Crowe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crowe cracks Tycoon with an open hand slap.
Crowe moves out of range of the body kick.
Nice body punch from Crowe.
Crowe throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Tycoon on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A jab from Tycoon does it's job there.
Tycoon is looking to chop away at Crowe's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Tycoon blocks a low kick nicely.
Crowe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tycoon manages to avoid it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tycoon!
Crowe misses with a low kick.
Crowe jabs Tycoon to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tycoon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tycoon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crowe.
Crowe connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tycoon momentarily.
Nice uppercut lands for Crowe. That snapped Tycoon's head back.
Crowe throws a low kick but Tycoon moves out of range easily.
Crowe lands a nice shot that snaps Tycoon's head back.
Crowe will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tycoon.
Tycoon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Slim Crowe is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Tycoon defending well as Crowe loads up on a big left hand.
Crowe is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Crowe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycoon throws a half hearted mid kick.
Crowe scores with the left hand. Tycoon knows he should have avoided that one.
Crowe lands a nice looking kick to the body. Tycoon takes a step back to recover.
Crowe throws a hook but Tycoon avoids it easily.
Tycoon takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Crowe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycoon moves away.
Crowe is looking to score with low kicks.
Crowe is looking to chop away at Tycoon's legs.
Duck Tycoon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crowe lunges at Tycoon with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tycoon's hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slim Crowe showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Crowe has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Slim Crowe!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Slim Crowe!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Slim Crowe!

Slim Crowe wins by unanimous decision!

Slim Crowe retains his welterweight title!
Slim Crowe tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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