CEFC194 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mogilla Gorilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Hillman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Jack Hillman enters the cage!

Gorilla
vs
Hillman

181 cm
25
193 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

193 cm
22
195 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Good knees
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mogilla Gorilla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jack Hillman!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hillman darts in and clinches Gorilla up against the cage.
Hillman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gorilla's elbow.
Hillman goes for a takedown in the clinch but Gorilla prevents it.
Gorilla with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Gorilla dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Hillman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gorilla utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Gorilla is stalling here.
Hillman working hard to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Hillman decides to pull guard.

Hillman has his feet on Gorilla's thighs here. He's pushed Gorilla off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Gorilla screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jack Hillman!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
64%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Johan Axelsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Osold Seth Sinclair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Axelsson
vs
Seth Sinclair

183 cm
34
194 lbs
24 - 15 - 0

181 cm
31
203 lbs
11 - 9 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Johan Axelsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Osold Seth Sinclair!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, William Peck and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Axelsson lands a jab to the nose.
Seth Sinclair misses with an uppercut
and Axelsson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Axelsson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Seth Sinclair swings widly with a right hand

and Axelsson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Axelsson stops Seth Sinclair from standing up.
Seth Sinclair looking to hit a scissor sweep but Axelsson is one step ahead there.
Axelsson sitting in guard, not really doing much.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Axelsson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Axelsson passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Axelsson tries to advance to mount but Seth Sinclair denies him.
Axelsson controlling the position from side mount.
Axelsson in side control, throwing shots but Seth Sinclair defends.
Seth Sinclair is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Axelsson lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Seth Sinclair down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Axelsson is chipping away with strikes.
Seth Sinclair wants to get back to his feet.
Seth Sinclair looking for a sweep but Axelsson has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Seth Sinclair really wants to buck Axelsson off and get back to his feet.
Seth Sinclair tries to reverse the position but Axelsson maintains control.
Axelsson in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Axelsson cracks Seth Sinclair with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Seth Sinclair is in all sorts of trouble here.
Axelsson cracks Seth Sinclair with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Axelsson lands a big shot there that rocks Seth Sinclair but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

Seth Sinclair is rocked!
Axelsson prevents Seth Sinclair from getting the reversal.
Seth Sinclair is still in real trouble! Can Axelsson finish him?

Axelsson working for a submission but Seth Sinclair is keeping him at bay.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Axelsson fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Seth Sinclair takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Axelsson's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johan Axelsson!
A very excited looking Johan Axelsson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
41%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brutus Landry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunnar Jensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gunnar Jensen has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Landry
vs
Jensen

182 cm
42
218 lbs
25 - 15 - 0

196 cm
42
225 lbs
25 - 17 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brutus Landry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Gunnar Jensen!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, William Peck and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Landry fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jensen is out of range.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Jensen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Landry is looking to score with low kicks.
Jensen avoids the body shot from Landry.
Jensen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Landry throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Landry throws a head kick that misses.
Landry cracks Jensen with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Landry throws a jab when Jensen was well out of range.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Landry tries a head kick but it misses.
Brutus Landry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jensen checks a low kick from Landry.
Landry motions for Jensen to come forward. Landry throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landry takes a swing at Jensen's ribcage but misses.
Landry thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jensen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Landry.
Landry misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jensen.
Sloppy strikes from Landry. Those never looked like landing.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Jensen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jensen drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Landry defends it well.
Landry tries to clinch up.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Landry paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Landry misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Landry is looking to wear down Jensen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Landry throws a leg kick but Jensen sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jensen feints the counter takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landry throws a hook but Jensen blocks it.
Landry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Landry throws a sloppy head kick and Jensen moves out of range easily.
Landry throws a jab but it's blocked by Jensen.
Landry goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Jensen checks a leg kick.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry throws a head kick but Jensen moves out of range.
Landry looks to score with a jab to the body but Jensen is just out of range.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry doesn't manage to clinch there - Jensen circles away.
Landry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Landry throws a chopping leg kick but Jensen manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Landry misses with a series of wild punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landry doesn't manage to clinch there - Jensen circles away.
Landry misses the shot to the body.
Landry is looking to land body kicks.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Landry loads up on a big right hand but Jensen slips the punch.
Landry tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Landry ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jensen moves away.
Landry goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Landry doesn't manage to clinch there - Jensen circles away.
Landry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Landry swings for the body but Jensen moves out of range.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Landry is looking to chop away at Jensen's legs.
Jensen drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Landry defends it well.
Landry throws a hook to the side of Jensen's head but Jensen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Jensen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Landry throws a sloppy head kick and Jensen moves out of range easily.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Jensen avoids the head kick by Landry.
Landry misses with a low kick.
Landry swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Landry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jensen feints the counter takedown.
Landry ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jensen moves away.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Landry.
Jensen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Landry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brutus Landry dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Landry throws a wild body kick that Jensen sees coming a mile off.
Landry tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jensen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Jensen might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Landry has got the better of the exchanges.
Landry throws a solid leg kick but Jensen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Landry.
Jensen blocks a head kick by Landry.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Landry fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jensen manages to avoid it.
Landry misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Landry tries to work over Jensen's front leg with a kick but Jensen checks it.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Brutus Landry is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Landry scores with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Landry tries to clinch but Jensen is having none of it.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Landry misses with a straight right.
Landry swings for the body but Jensen moves out of range.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jensen. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Landry.
Landry misses with a body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Landry. Jensen does a little dance to reset his feet.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Jensen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Landry misses with a body kick.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
No joy there for Landry, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A lazy body kick from Landry

so Jensen counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Jensen gets to his feet - Landry follows without any prompting.
Landry tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jensen was well out of range. Poor timing from Landry.
Jensen with the counter takedown but Landry avoids it easily.
Landry tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jensen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landry misses with a few strikes there.
Jensen with the counter takedown but Landry avoids it easily.
Jensen ducks under a wild hook from Landry.
Landry looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Landry waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jensen.
Landry misses with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Landry fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jensen on the side of the head.
Jensen blocks a head kick by Landry.
Landry wants to slow Jensen down by chopping away at his legs.
Landry looks to land a combination but Jensen avoids it well.
Jensen drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Landry defends it well.
Landry swings for the body but Jensen moves out of range.
Landry attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jensen feints the counter takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landry throws a nice looking combination but Jensen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jensen drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Landry defends it well.
Landry throws a head kick that misses.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry misses with a low kick.
Landry throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Landry is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jensen can do to turn this around?
Landry fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Landry throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Brutus Landry is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jensen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Landry misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A bone on bone clash there as Jensen blocks the leg kick.
Landry misses the jab.
Landry waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jensen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Landry throws a lazy uppercut

and Jensen counters with a shoot takedown. Landry fights it but they end up in guard.

Jensen stands and steps away. Landry gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Landry throws a head kick that half lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jensen blocks a head kick by Landry.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Landry misses with a body kick.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Landry tries a head kick but it misses.
Jensen drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Landry defends it well.
Landry throws a head kick but Jensen moves out of range.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Jensen blocks a low kick nicely.
Landry throws a hook but Jensen blocks it.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Landry rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jensen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brutus Landry dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Landry throws a head kick that misses

and Jensen decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Landry's guard.
Landry has a closed guard, preventing Jensen from standing up.

Jensen stands up from Landry's guard - Jensen perhaps looking for a knockout.
Landry throws a body kick that misses.
Jensen drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Landry defends it well.
Brutus Landry is winning the standup battle so far.
Landry scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jensen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Landry.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Landry looks to throw the jab but Jensen is out of range.
Landry lands a jab to Jensen's midsection.
A leg kick checked by Jensen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jensen slips under a jab.
Nice body kick from Landry.
Landry throws a low kick, looking for Jensen's leg but Jensen calmly moves out of range.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Landry misses with a low kick.
Jensen feints the counter takedown.
Landry is looking to clinch but Jensen is avoiding it.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A clash of legs there as Jensen blocks the low kick.
Landry takes a swing at Jensen's ribcage but misses.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Landry misses the shot to the body.
Jensen checks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landry throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jensen.
Jensen with the counter takedown but Landry avoids it easily.
Landry tries a head kick but it misses.
Jensen feints the counter takedown.
A looping hook to the body misses from Landry. Jensen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jensen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Landry misses with a low kick as Jensen jumps back.
And Jensen tries to counter it with a takedown but Landry pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Landry swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Landry throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Landry tries to bum rush Jensen with a series of wild strikes but Jensen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jensen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Jensen staying out of range there.
Jensen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Landry throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Jensen counters with a nice double leg into side control. Landry won't be happy with that.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Jensen stands up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landry swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Landry looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Landry lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Landry throws a head kick that misses.
Jensen drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Landry defends it well.
Landry misses with a two punch combination.
Jensen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Landry misses with a leg kick

and Jensen counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Jensen stands up from Landry's guard - Jensen perhaps looking for a knockout.

Landry gets in close and instigates a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jensen goes for a takedown in the clinch but Landry prevents it.
Landry swings wildly with an uppercut but Jensen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Landry has a couple of punches blocked by Jensen.
Jensen is looking for a takedown.

Landry manages to break the clinch.
Nice body kick there by Landry.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Landry throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jensen feints the counter takedown.
Landry misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Landry thuds his shin into the meat of Jensen's side.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brutus Landry showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Landry, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:26
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brutus Landry!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
46%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robinson Crusoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Burgundy
vs
Crusoe

188 cm
31
215 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

180 cm
37
215 lbs
27 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Burgundy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Robinson Crusoe!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burgundy scores with a shot to the body.
Crusoe tries to move into range but Burgundy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crusoe fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Burgundy avoids it really well and circles away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Burgundy lands with a light punch inside.
Crusoe is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Burgundy gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Crusoe is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Burgundy pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Ron Burgundy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robinson Crusoe.
Crusoe takes a shot to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Burgundy.
Crusoe has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Burgundy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burgundy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Burgundy prevents the takedown attempt.
Burgundy lands a body shot.
Crusoe looks winded!

Burgundy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Crusoe takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burgundy punishes Crusoe's body with a nice straight punch.
Crusoe walks into a straight right hand from Burgundy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Burgundy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Burgundy lands a shoulder strike.

Burgundy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Crusoe walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Burgundy swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ron Burgundy!
Ron Burgundy is the new light heavyweight champion!
Ron Burgundy really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Spartan Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.