Quick Fight Championship PBP Commentary

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Love Bug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Timmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bug's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Big Ballin with My Homies. The crowd seem to be enjoying Timmons 's choice of entrance music: Johnny Cash - Hurt. This should be fireworks!

Bug
vs
Timmons

199 cm
39
275 lbs
21 - 15 - 0

190 cm
37
234 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Love Bug!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bill Timmons !
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bug moves out of range as Timmons strikes.
Timmons looks to throw the jab but Bug is out of range.
Bug lands with a straight right. Timmons didn't see that one coming.

It looks like Bill Timmons has been cut.
Bug throws a body shot but no joy.
Bug catches Timmons with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've been told by Bug's head coaches at Team Migraine that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

Timmons shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Timmons in particular looking to stall.

Timmons in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Bug tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Timmons !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bill Timmons !
A very excited looking Bill Timmons rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.