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The Island Season 5, 170 lbs, Round 1 (KT) PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Anthony Graham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neil McGowan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Graham's entrance music is Three Little Birds. A fine choice. McGowan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Irish Brigade - Free & Green. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Anthony Graham!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Neil McGowan!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGowan keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
It looks like Anthony Graham has been cut.
Graham getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McGowan scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McGowan scores with a head kick. Graham tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Graham misses with an attempted mid kick.
McGowan looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McGowan throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Graham tries to land a front kick but McGowan steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Graham tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McGowan was well out of range. Poor timing from Graham.
McGowan punishes Graham's body with a nice straight punch.
McGowan instigates a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters up against the cage, Graham throws an elbow but misses.
Graham breaks from the clinch.
Graham throws a sloppy head kick
and McGowan counters with a stiff right hand.
McGowan cracks the inside of Graham's front leg.
Graham looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
McGowan throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
McGowan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A lazy body kick from Graham
and McGowan counters with a low kick, right behind Graham 's knee.
Graham is breathing heavily.
McGowan lands with a shot to the body.
Graham takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Graham gets tackled into the cage by McGowan. McGowan maintains the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGowan connects with a nasty looking knee right to Graham's face.
McGowan lands a body shot.
A knee to the head by McGowan.
Knees in the clinch landing for McGowan.
McGowan scores with a hook to the body.
McGowan lands with a light punch inside.
A hook to the body from McGowan.
McGowan lands a right hand.
McGowan scores with a hook to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from McGowan.
Graham letting McGowan take a breather here.
McGowan stalling.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGowan lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McGowan lands a body punch.
McGowan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McGowan lands with a left to the head.
McGowan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Graham or not.
McGowan scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGowan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McGowan lands a left hand.
Graham takes a knee to the side of the body.
McGowan lands a knee to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McGowan creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McGowan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Graham backwards.
McGowan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from McGowan.
McGowan scores with a nice hook to the head.
McGowan scores with a shoulder strike.
McGowan lands with a short shot to the head.
McGowan scores with a nice hook to the head.
McGowan pushes Graham back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McGowan works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McGowan gets through Graham's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
McGowan landing knees to the head.
Graham is rocked!
McGowan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Oh Graham is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McGowan cracks Graham with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Graham goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Graham wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Neil McGowan!
After winning the bout, Neil McGowan thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Anthony Graham spoke after the fight, saying 'BOMBACLAUGHT!!!'.
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Main event
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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyson Suarez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Trumps Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tyson Suarez!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Daniel Franklin and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suarez lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Suarez misses with a double jab
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Suarez swinging wildly here.
Suarez throws a right hand that Thundercunt ducks under and follows up with a left that Thundercunt also avoids with ease.
We've been told by Thundercunt's head coaches at Woodhouse's that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Suarez throws a left and a right that both miss
and Thundercunt counters with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt connects with an inside leg kick.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Suarez.
Suarez misses with a double jab
and Thundercunt counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Suarez takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Suarez throws a right and a left that both miss.
A little feinted left hand from Thundercunt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Suarez has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Thundercunt finds it's way round the side to connect with Suarez's head.
Suarez's coach down at Woodhouse's was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Suarez's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Suarez throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
Suarez looks winded!
Suarez misses with a combination
and Thundercunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Suarez does no damage.
Thundercunt is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Suarez throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suarez throws a series of punches but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Suarez misses with an uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a good low kick that Suarez was not able to check.
A combination from Suarez does no damage.
Suarez misses with a lunging right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a body kick that stops Suarez in his tracks momentarily.
Thundercunt works Suarez's body with a nice hook.
Thundercunt lands a front kick to the face, that drops Suarez to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!
It looks like Tyson Suarez has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Suarez throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a slapping leg kick.
Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Suarez throws a right hand that misses
and Thundercunt finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Thundercunt lets loose with a powerful body kick. Suarez will feel that in the morning.
Suarez chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Thundercunt can pounce on him.
Suarez is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Thundercunt closes the distance and pushes Suarez back into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Suarez's head.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Suarez's ribcage. Suarez let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Suarez's body. Suarez takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scoring well with a low kick there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suarez misses with a wild combination.
Thundercunt fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Suarez swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thundercunt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Suarez's knee momentarily.
Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Suarez, pushing him back against the cage.
Thundercunt lands an elbow that stopped Suarez in his tracks for a moment.
Thundercunt lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Suarez's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
A short left from Thundercunt.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Suarez's ribcage. Suarez let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thundercunt lands a damaging elbow.
That has opened up Tyson Suarez's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Suarez backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Suarez's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt cracks Suarez with a nice body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Suarez is rocked!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Suarez is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trumps Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tyson Suarez's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Suarez takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Suarez seems to have recovered his senses.
Thundercunt closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Suarez backwards.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trumps Thundercunt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Suarez blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Suarez's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Suarez crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Suarez face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Thundercunt takes it with a brutal technical knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Trumps Thundercunt!
A very excited looking Trumps Thundercunt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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