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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tigellinus Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). James comes into a darkened arena with his song building. NWO Wolfpack kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!



184 cm
37
229 lbs
26 - 13 - 0
195 cm
43
275 lbs
28 - 22 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful


Voodoo Nutrition


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tigellinus Satanae!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jimmy James!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and Steve Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
James misses with a looping right.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
James looking for a takedown.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
Satanae throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jamess head.
Satanae with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Jimmy James has been cut.
Satanae lands a good knee to the midsection. James won't want to take too many of those.
Satanae lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but James is blocking nicely.
Satanae throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but James blocks it with crossed arms.
Knees in the clinch landing for Satanae.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and James avoids it.
Satanae utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
James looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Satanae scores with a shot to the side of James's head.
Satanae is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Satanae wants to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
James takes a knee right on the jaw!
Satanae just leaning against James, taking a breather.

James escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Satanae clinches.
Satanae landing knees to the body.
James tries to break free but Satanae pushes him back against the cage.
James has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Satanae avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Satanae gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from James.
Tigellinus Satanae has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy James.
James takes an elbow to the temple.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
James wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
James goes for a takedown in the clinch but Satanae prevents it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanae controlling the action here for a moment.
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Satanae is struggling to control the position.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but James blocks with his arms.
Satanae gets through James's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Satanae landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Satanae lands an elbow just above James 's eye.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Satanae just misses with a elbow thrown towards James's brow.
Satanae is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but James is keeping busy.
James wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Satanae has him pressed against the cage.
James managing to block the knees to the body from Satanae.
James looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
James avoiding damage as Satanae throws knees to the body.
James tries to break the clinch but Satanae is controlling the position.
Satanae stops a takedown attempt from James.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

James's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Satanae pushes James up against the cage in a clinch.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but James blocks it.
Satanae lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Satanae.
A frustrated look appears on James's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on James's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The referee is keeping an eye on Satanae - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Satanae using the Thai plumb to throw knees but James has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Satanae with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
James can't break the clinch.
Satanae putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has James in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Satanae landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Satanae lands a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Satanae lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satanae effectively controlling the action here.
Satanae with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
James tries to score a body lock takedown but Satanae shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Satanae using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Satanae with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Knees in the clinch landing for Satanae.
I was talking to Satanae's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.
Nice body punch from Satanae.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
Satanae connects with a nasty looking knee right to James's face.
Satanae is leaning against James and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Satanae leaning against his opponent.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but James blocks with his arms.

James breaks the clinch.
Satanae takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tigellinus Satanae dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jimmy James's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Satanae is looking to clinch but James is avoiding it.
James misses with a hook.
Satanae is looking to counter the offense by James and move into the clinch.
James tries to bum rush Satanae with a series of wild strikes but Satanae uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
James throws a series of punches but Satanae avoids them all with ease.
James looks to land a left hand but Satanae moved out of range nicely.
A big right from James misses.
Satanae is looking to counter the offense by James and move into the clinch.
Satanae ducks under a wild hook from James.
Satanae moves out of range as James strikes.
Satanae is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that James can do to turn this around?
Satanae defending well as James loads up on a big left hand.
Satanae seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satanae ducks under a wild hook from James.
James tests Satanae's chin there with a solid looking shot.
James swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
James is breathing heavily.
Satanae ducks under a wild hook from James.
As James tries to get set, Satanae tries to push him back and clinch up but James manages to avoid the attempt.
Satanae wants to clinch up but James keeps it at a distance.
James drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Satanae defends it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
James misses with a straight right.
Satanae is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from James.

Satanae moves into the clinch.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but James is blocking nicely.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.

James breaks the clinch.
The crowd cheers as James lands an impressive looking overhand right. Satanae doesn't seem phased though.
A left lands for Satanae.
James misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Satanae.
James misses with a body shot

and Satanae holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Satanae dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
James blocks an elbow strike from Satanae.
Satanae connects with a knee to the head.
Satanae is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Satanae connects with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Satanae throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but James blocks it with crossed arms.
Satanae lands a right hand that snaps the head of James backwards.
James tries to work over Satanae's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
James has Satanae pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Satanae manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
James pushes off an throws an elbow but Satanae leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Satanae lands a knee to the body.
Tigellinus Satanae has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Satanae with a knee to the head.
Satanae using the Thai plumb to throw knees but James has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Satanae landing knees to the body.
Satanae lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Satanae landing knees to the body.
Satanae lands an elbow inside that James shrugs off.
Satanae throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Satanae will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning James up against the cage.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Satanae makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Satanae.
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.
James has Satanae pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Satanae manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
Satanae is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. James is defending well for now.

James pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
James lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Satanae circles away quickly and effectively.
Satanae tries to counter by clinching up but James breaks away and moves out of range.
James throws a sloppy head kick and Satanae moves out of range easily.

Satanae gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
James is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Satanae is keeping busy.
Satanae has James pressed against the cage.
Satanae controlling the action here for a moment.
Satanae lands a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

James breaks from the clinch.
Satanae tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
James throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
James missing with a left hand there. Satanae was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
James misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Satanae.
Satanae is looking to counter the offense by James and move into the clinch.
James keeps the fight on the outside.
James throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Satanae closes the distance and clinches.
Satanae with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Satanae gets underhooks to prevent James's takedown attempt.
Tigellinus Satanae has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy James.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The referee calls for Satanae to work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tigellinus Satanae dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jimmy James's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


James tries for a takedown but Satanae sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
James circles away from the clinch attempt.

Satanae gets a clinch.
James tries to score a body lock takedown but Satanae shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Satanae missing with knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on James's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A knee to the head by Satanae.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
James tries to break the clinch but Satanae is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A quick uppercut on the inside from James.
Satanae prevents the takedown attempt.
Tigellinus Satanae has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy James.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but James blocks it.
James pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Satanae creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through James's defenses.
James takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
James is trying to force a seperation but Satanae has the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanae scores with a shot to the side of James's head.
Satanae utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
James managing to block the knees to the body from Satanae.
James avoiding damage as Satanae throws knees to the body.
Satanae tries to work over James's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
James is looking to break free of the clinch but Satanae has double underhooks.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
James wants to take the fight to the mat but Satanae manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
Satanae blocks the elbow strike.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but James blocks with his arms.
Satanae is trying to maintain a safe position but James gets an underhook and turns Satanae into the cage.
Satanae lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of James backwards.

James's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Satanae uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by James.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanae tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but James paws at him with a jab and circles away.
James misses with a double jab

and Satanae counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Satanae.
Satanae is stalling here.
Satanae is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Satanae scores with a knee to the head.
Satanae throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but James blocks it with crossed arms.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but James blocks it.
James wants a takedown but no success here.
Satanae lands a knee to the body.
Satanae lands a good knee to the midsection. James won't want to take too many of those.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
James is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Satanae with a knee to the head.
Satanae landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanae lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but James is blocking nicely.
Satanae is pressed up against the cage. James has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Satanae down to the mat. Satanae avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
James avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
James tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
James keeps the fight on the outside.
A telegraphed right hand from James misses the target.
James misses with a head kick.
Jimmy James seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Satanae fails with an attempt to clinch.
James keeps the fight on the outside.
Despite the aggression on James's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
James swats away the attempt to clinch by Satanae.
A low kick from James misses

and Satanae moves into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but James is blocking nicely.

James breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Satanae ducks under a wild hook from James.
James looks to land a right hand but Satanae moved out of range.
James moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

It looks like Tigellinus Satanae has been cut.

Satanae clinches up with James and pushes him back against the cage.
Jimmy James has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Satanae lands an elbow that stopped James in his tracks for a moment.

James manages to break the clinch.
James swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Satanae moves into the clinch.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Satanae here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

James breaks from the clinch.
James looks to land a right hand but Satanae moved out of range.
James throws a shot from downtown. Satanae moves away and avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tigellinus Satanae showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Satanae, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:26
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tigellinus Satanae!

Our winner, Tigellinus Satanae, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaakko Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donny Davis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parantainen kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Cryin' Like A Bitch - Godsmack. Davis has chosen Monkey Junction as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!



194 cm
43
275 lbs
37 - 29 - 1
203 cm
40
273 lbs
30 - 21 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Very strong
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 29 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jaakko Parantainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Donny Davis!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parantainen ducks under a wild hook from Davis.
Parantainen shoots for a double leg takedown but Davis sprawls well. He's pushed Parantainen's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Parantainen looks to score with a jab to the body but Davis is just out of range.
Davis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Parantainen appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Donny Davis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parantainen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Parantainen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Davis misses with a low kick.
Parantainen changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Davis defending well as Parantainen loads up on a big left hand.
Davis missing with a left hand there. Parantainen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Davis fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Parantainen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Davis blocks a head kick by Parantainen.
Davis takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Davis steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parantainen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parantainen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Parantainen has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Parantainen misses with a head kick.
Davis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Davis throws a head kick that half lands.
Parantainen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Davis dips to his left and cracks Parantainen with an uppercut!

It looks like Jaakko Parantainen has been cut.
Parantainen looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Davis is fending him off so far but Parantainen persists. Nope, Davis circles away and we're back to standing.
Parantainen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Davis!
Parantainen misses with a body shot
and Davis counters with a low kick, right behind Parantainen 's knee.
Parantainen throws the kick towards the body but Davis avoids it.
Davis punishes Parantainen's body with a nice straight punch.
Parantainen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Davis connects with a good right hand that stumbles Parantainen. Parantainen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Parantainen is rocked!
Parantainen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oh Parantainen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Parantainen is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Davis lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Parantainen is looking to close the distance but Davis sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Parantainen crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Parantainen is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Donny Davis!
Donny Davis took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I want to thank all you fans for coming out tonight, Milwaukee's Best for keeping my energized, the gang at Montreal Fighter's Gym, all of my loved ones back home, and Uncle Lar for letting me fight here in Montreal Fight Nights!! Thank you!! '.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bich Nga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lars Voller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lars Voller has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



190 cm
40
210 lbs
20 - 13 - 1
191 cm
38
218 lbs
35 - 23 - 0
Good wrestling
Great elbows
KO power
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


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Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Bich Nga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lars Voller!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and William Peck.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nga cracks Voller with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Voller misses with a few strikes there.
Nga slips a straight right by Voller.
Nga lands a right hook to the body.
Voller connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Nga's hands.
Nga takes a swing at Voller's ribcage but misses.
Voller misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Voller lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nga at a distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Voller misses the target.
Voller tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nga was well out of range. Poor timing from Voller.
Voller throws a sloppy body shot
and Nga counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Voller pushes Nga up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Voller lands an elbow inside.
Still in the clinch, Voller scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nga misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Voller lands a nice elbow.
With the fighters up against the cage, Voller throws an elbow but misses.
Stalling in the clinch from Nga.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Voller throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Voller takes a shot to the head.
A body shot lands from Nga.
Voller letting Nga take a breather here.
Voller takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nga lands a nice uppercut.
Nga lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Voller manages to break the clinch.
Nga throws a series of punches but Voller moves out of range.
Nga misses the jab.
Voller connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nga uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Voller.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Voller misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nga lands a left hand that snaps the head of Voller backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Voller pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Voller ducks right into an uppercut from Nga.
Voller slips a straight right by Nga.
Voller tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nga steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Voller.
Voller misses with an attempted mid kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Nga, as that shot connected.
Voller chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nga can pounce on him.
Voller throws a lazy right hand but Nga sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nga tries to counter by clinching up but Voller breaks away and moves out of range.
Nga lands a leg kick that knocks Voller off balance momentarily.
Nga blocks a head kick by Voller.
Voller misses with a few strikes there.
As Voller tries to get set, Nga tries to push him back and clinch up but Voller manages to avoid the attempt.
Voller misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Voller pushes Nga up against the cage in a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Voller.
Nga lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Voller on the inside.
Nga trying to stall but Voller improves his position.
Nga stalling the fight.
Nga tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Voller lands a body punch.

Voller manages to break the clinch.

Nga drives through and clinches with Voller against the cage.
Voller tries to throw a body punch but Nga avoids it by throwing Voller back against the cage.

Voller breaks the clinch.
Voller bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Voller closes the distance but Nga moves to the side
and Nga connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nga lands a head kick!
Voller throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nga takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nga lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Voller has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Voller and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Voller clinches.
Nga with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Nga just misses with a elbow thrown towards Voller's brow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nga.
Nga takes a shot to the head.
Nga prevents Voller from breaking the clinch.
Voller dodges an elbow strike from Nga.

Voller escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nga throws a body shot but no joy.
Nga thows a leg kick but Voller checks it
and Voller counters with a stiff right hand.
Voller is looking to land body kicks.
Jab from Nga.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nga avoids the head kick by Voller.
Voller tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nga swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Voller misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Lars Voller will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.



The fight moves into the clinch position.
Nga gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nga pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Nga struggles to land a body shot inside as Voller controls his hands.
Nga lands a damaging elbow.
Voller lands a nice elbow.
Nga has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Voller wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nga lands a left hand that snaps the head of Voller backwards.
Nga looking to throw knees to the head but Voller is blocking nicely.
A nice left hand lands by Nga.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Voller breaks the clinch.
Nga misses with a straight right.
Voller thinks about the counter body kick.
Nga moves out of range as Voller strikes.
Nga lands a leg kick that knocks Voller off balance momentarily.
Nga takes a swing at Voller's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Voller throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nice defenses there by Nga.
It looked like Nga wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nga tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Voller is able to avoid easily.
Voller throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nga scores with a jab.
Nga throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nga fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Voller has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nga uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Voller.
Voller's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nga under the eye.
Nga with a nice cross.
Nga misses with a kick to the body.
Nga misses with a body punch
and Voller counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Voller misses with a lunging right hand
and Nga connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Voller tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nga swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Voller throws the left hand but Nga avoids the punch easily.
Lars Voller seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Voller pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nga throws a sloppy head kick and Voller moves out of range easily.
Voller raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A swing and a miss from Voller.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Nga, right into the meat.

Voller drives through and clinches with Nga against the cage.
Voller is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nga has Voller pressed against the cage, preventing Voller from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Voller escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nga looks to score with a jab to the body but Voller is just out of range.
Nga scores with a shot to the body.
Nga lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Voller staying out of range there.
Voller looks to clinch
and Nga counters with a nice body kick.
Voller uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nga.
Voller scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller scores with a nice right hand.
Nga throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Voller.
Nga tries to bum rush Voller with a series of wild strikes but Voller uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nga tries to land a leg kick but Voller saw it coming and moves away.
Nga slips a jab from Voller.
Voller throws a good cross that connects.
Voller misses with a lunging right hand
and Nga counters with a nice body kick.
Voller is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Nga is rocked!
Voller misses with an uppercut. Nga saw that one coming.
Voller throws a low kick but Nga moves out of range easily.
Nga misses with a wild body shot.
Voller throws out a counter right but Nga avoids it with no problem.
Voller lands with a cross.
Oh Nga is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Voller scores with a sloppy right hand. Nga should have avoided that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nga throws a series of strikes that have Voller backpedaling.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nga misses with a hook.
Voller lands a front kick.
Nga seems to have got his legs back now.
Voller takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nga cracks the inside of Voller's front leg.
Nga finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Voller connects with a looping right hand.
Nga keeps the fight on the outside.
Voller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nga.
Voller goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Voller cracks Nga with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nga tries to land a front kick but Voller steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nga closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nga throws a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bich Nga will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


A nice leg kick lands there from Nga.
Voller uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nga.
Nga misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nga on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Voller waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Nga. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Nga to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Voller trying to control but Nga is working from the bottom.
Nga wants to sweep but no luck.
Voller forces his way into half guard.
Voller looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Voller is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Nga is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.

Voller seems to be looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Nga keeping control of the position.
Nga trying to control here.
Nga tries to roll over but Voller keeps him under control.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Voller moves out of range as Nga throws a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller cracks Nga with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Voller throws a jab when Nga was well out of range.
Nga lands a nice shot to the body.
Nga ducks under a wild hook from Voller.
Nga half committed to a counter leg kick.
Voller's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nga is looking to slow Voller down with leg kicks.
Nga throws a body kick that misses.
Voller takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Voller clinches up against the cage.
Nga stalls.
Nga is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Voller blocking some punches.
Bich Nga has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Nga is leaning against Voller and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Voller misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Nga.
Voller is looking to break free of the clinch but Nga has double underhooks.
Voller wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nga has him pressed against the cage.
Nga lands with a right to the head.

Voller breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Voller throws a low kick but Nga moves out of range easily.
Voller misses with a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Voller moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nga misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Voller on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Voller misses with a straight right.
Nga throws a push kick but Voller slaps the foot to one side.
Nga ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Voller moves away.
Voller with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nga lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nga looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Lars Voller.
I think Voller has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:29
Judge William Peck scores the fight 29:28

The fight is ruled a draw!
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G S C
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
68%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anthony Joseph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Snead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joseph comes to the cage accompanied by The Rover. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?



204 cm
34
232 lbs
15 - 6 - 0
192 cm
38
275 lbs
24 - 14 - 0
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin


Fatty's


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anthony Joseph!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sam Snead!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Gregory Folan.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snead avoids the body shot from Joseph.
Snead keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Snead looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Joseph. Snead does a little dance to reset his feet.
Snead now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A punch lands to the side of Snead 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Snead misses with a right hand
and Joseph counters with a straight right hand.
Snead scores with a jab.

It looks like Anthony Joseph has been cut.
Joseph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Joseph throws a leg kick which misses Snead's front leg but catches the back leg as Snead tries to avoid it.
A bone on bone clash there as Snead blocks the leg kick.
Snead tries to score with a low kick but Joseph moves his leg out of the way.
Joseph throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Joseph lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Joseph fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joseph lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Snead throws out a loose jab but Joseph uses good head movement to avoid it.
Joseph lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joseph jabs Snead right on the nose. Snead blinks but takes it well.
Joseph moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Joseph steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Snead.
Joseph lands with an overhand left.
Snead throws a shot from downtown. Joseph moves away and avoids it.
As Snead backs away, Joseph returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Snead throws a body punch but Joseph moves out of range.
Snead jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Snead lands with a thumping leg kick.
Joseph ducks under a wild hook from Snead.
Snead throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Joseph fires out a quick counter leg kick but Snead just manages to avoid it.
Snead with a hook.
Snead throws the left hand but Joseph avoids the punch easily.
Joseph seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Joseph misses with a low kick.
Joseph throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Joseph steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Snead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joseph lands a jab to the head.
Snead has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A low kick from Joseph is predictable there
and Joseph takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Joseph moves out of range as Snead strikes.
Joseph scores with a punch to the head.
Snead throws a predictable looking body shot
and Joseph counters with a nice kick to the body.
Joseph chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Joseph lands a nice looking kick to the body. Snead takes a step back to recover.
Joseph ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Snead throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Joseph scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Joseph connects with a high kick.

It looks like Sam Snead has been cut.
Joseph connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Joseph scores with a jab to the body.
Joseph chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Snead lands an impressive looking overhand right. Joseph doesn't seem phased though.
A nice inside leg kick there by Joseph. That's going to slow Snead down.
Joseph wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Donk. Joseph catches Snead right on the button with a cross.
A solid leg kick lands there for Joseph.
Joseph scores with a jab to the jaw.
Snead rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Joseph cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
An inside leg kick lands from Joseph.
Joseph scores with a hook.
Joseph is looking to score with low kicks.
Joseph will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joseph drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Joseph misses with a kick to the body.
Joseph is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Joseph slips under a jab.
Snead's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Snead misses.
Joseph is looking to counter punch.
Joseph lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Joseph moves away from the strike by Snead.
Joseph is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Joseph lets loose with a powerful body kick. Snead will feel that in the morning.
A jab from Joseph does it's job there.
Snead swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Snead looks winded!
Joseph ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Snead on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Joseph fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Snead scores with a jab to the body.
Joseph scores with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Joseph lands a really nice looking cross but Snead seems unphased.
Joseph avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Snead throws a body punch but Joseph moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anthony Joseph dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Snead has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Joseph.
Joseph digs a good hook to Snead's body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Snead might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Joseph has got the better of the exchanges.
Joseph fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snead manages to avoid it.
Joseph scores with a spinning back kick!
Joseph lands with an overhand left.
Snead on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Joseph. Joseph obviously looking to wear him down.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Joseph, as that shot connected.
Joseph throws a quick inside leg kick.
Joseph lands a nice leg kick that just misses Snead's sensitive parts.
Joseph connects with a nice looking jab.
Joseph is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Joseph thuds a left hand into Snead's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Joseph ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Joseph thuds a left hand into Snead's body.
Snead is breathing heavily.
Snead stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Joseph.
Joseph lands a slapping body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joseph scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Snead throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Joseph counters with a nice low kick that buckles Snead's knee momentarily.
Joseph fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Snead has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Joseph lets loose with a powerful body kick. Snead will feel that in the morning.
Joseph looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A thudding body kick lands there by Joseph!
Crunch! Joseph slams his shin into Snead's torso.
Joseph lands a body shot.
Joseph dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Snead. That did some damage!
Joseph looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Joseph here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Joseph lands a front kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joseph displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Snead throws out the jab.
Joseph stalks Snead and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Snead's face. Snead staggers backwards, shaken.
Snead takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Anthony Joseph is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joseph throws a shot to the body.
Snead takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Joseph feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Snead's calf.
Joseph connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Joseph takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Joseph cracks the inside of Snead's front leg.
Snead has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Joseph.
Joseph dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Snead. That did some damage!
Joseph lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Joseph buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Snead throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Joseph lands a nice shot to the body.
Snead loads up on a big right hand but Joseph slips the punch.
It looked like Joseph was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Snead.
Joseph throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Joseph finds it's way through Snead's defenses.
Joseph fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Snead.
Joseph cracks a nice hook into Snead's ribs.
Joseph scores with a jab to the jaw.
Joseph misses with a body shot.
A slapping body kick lands there for Joseph.
Joseph lands with a nice body punch.
Joseph turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Joseph bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Snead's head backwards.
Snead drops his hands momentarily and Joseph takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Joseph connects with a looping right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Snead takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Joseph moves out of range as Snead strikes.
Snead swings away with a body shot that misses
and Joseph cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joseph misses with a body punch
letting Snead counter with a right hand.
Joseph connects with a solid leg kick.
Snead misses the body punch
and Joseph counters with an inside leg kick.
Snead on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Joseph. Joseph obviously looking to wear him down.
Snead doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Snead doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Snead stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Joseph.
Joseph bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Snead takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Snead is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Joseph lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Snead crumples to the floor! Joseph milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Anthony Joseph!
A victorious Anthony Joseph thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
90%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zell Griever (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Garfunkel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garfunkel has chosen Haifisch as his entrance music. Zell Griever is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.



213 cm
38
277 lbs
43 - 21 - 0
208 cm
38
272 lbs
27 - 18 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin
Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


Vandal & Laundry


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 43 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zell Griever!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Frank Garfunkel!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Alec Ball and Ian Loll.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garfunkel misses with a hook. Griever ducked under it nicely.
Griever appears to be looking for a big counter.
Griever displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Garfunkel throws out the jab.
Garfunkel thows a leg kick but Griever checks it
and Griever counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Frank Garfunkel has been cut.
Garfunkel looks to land a right hand but Griever moved out of range.
Garfunkel thuds his right hand into Griever's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

It looks like Zell Griever has been cut.
Griever ducks under a wild hook from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Griever swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Griever blocks a jab.
Griever quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garfunkel lands a jab to the head.
Garfunkel throws a lazy uppercut
and Griever counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Garfunkel fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Griever on the side of the head.
Garfunkel throws a leg kick which misses Griever's front leg but catches the back leg as Griever tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Griever.
Garfunkel misses with a hook.
Garfunkel throws a jab but it's blocked by Griever.
Griever is looking to counter punch.
We've been hearing reports that Griever has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Garfunkel misses with a hook
enabling Griever to counter with a crisp jab.
Garfunkel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Griever doesn't seem bothered though.
Garfunkel misses with a hook
and Griever counters with a two punch combo.
Garfunkel misses with a straight left.
Griever was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Garfunkel throws a front kick aimed at Griever's knee but Griever avoids it well.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel throws a lazy right hand but Griever sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Griever is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Griever bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Griever misses the target.
Garfunkel throws out a loose jab but Griever uses good head movement to avoid it.
Garfunkel throws a lazy right hand but Griever sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Griever went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Garfunkel attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Frank Garfunkel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Garfunkel is trying hard to land a takedown here. Griever sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
As Garfunkel looks to move away, Griever throws a big counter combo but Garfunkel just gets out of the way.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garfunkel throws an overhand right that lands on Griever's shoulder, as Griever tries to avoid the shot.
Griever was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Garfunkel scores with a hook.
Garfunkel shoots and misses
and Garfunkel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Garfunkel looks to land a left hand but Griever moved out of range nicely.
Griever uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little feinted left hand from Griever on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garfunkel misses with a low kick.
Zell Griever is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garfunkel shoots in but Griever avoids the takedown attempt easily.
It looked like Griever was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Zell Griever has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Garfunkel.
Garfunkel darts in trying to clinch
and Griever counters with a straight right hand.
Garfunkel throws a lazy uppercut
and Griever counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Garfunkel thinking.
Garfunkel scores with a leg kick.
Garfunkel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Griever connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Garfunkel scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A jab from Garfunkel misses.
Griever throwing a counter right hand but Garfunkel manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Griever uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Garfunkel.
Griever seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Garfunkel changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Griever tries to avoid it but Garfunkel manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Griever to the ground. Griever escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Griever defending well as Garfunkel loads up on a big left hand.
Griever feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Garfunkel connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Garfunkel connects with a right hand. Griever shakes it off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garfunkel listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Garfunkel throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Griever counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Garfunkel misses with a combination
and Griever counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Garfunkel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Griever doesn't seem bothered though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Garfunkel dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Griever's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Garfunkel throws a solid leg kick but Griever takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Garfunkel.
Garfunkel lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Garfunkel has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Garfunkel throws out a powerful jab.
Garfunkel is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Garfunkel lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Garfunkel connects with a single shot there.
Garfunkel moves into range and connects with a jab.
Garfunkel connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Griever momentarily.
Griever on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Garfunkel misses with a body shot.
Garfunkel swings away with a body shot that misses
and Griever counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garfunkel lands a jab to the head.
Jab by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel throws an off balance right hand
letting Griever counter with a right hand.
Garfunkel's jab looks to have found its range, popping Griever under the eye.
Garfunkel throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Griever counters with a nice uppercut.

That has opened up Frank Garfunkel's cut even more.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut
and Griever counters with a nice uppercut.
Garfunkel lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Frank Garfunkel seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A jab from Garfunkel misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Griever misses its target.
A decent looking cross lands there for Garfunkel.
Garfunkel fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Decent striking displayed by Garfunkel there.
Griever moves out of range of the strikes.
Garfunkel cracks Griever with a good jab.
A slow jab from Garfunkel misses its intended target.
Garfunkel misses with a looping right.
Griever slips a straight right by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel misses with a looping left.
Garfunkel tried to score with a low kick but Griever checks it.
Griever tried to counter with a leg kick but Garfunkel avoided it.
Garfunkel finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Garfunkel connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Griever might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.

Garfunkel decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garfunkel scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Griever wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Griever is staying active underneath Garfunkel, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Garfunkel seems to be looking for submissions.
Garfunkel has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Griever is trying to control but can't.
Garfunkel is looking to advance position but Griever won't allow it.
The fighters are battling for position here. Griever manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Griever avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Griever looking for a sweep. Not yet Griever, not yet.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Griever is on top in guard.

Griever wants to control from the top but Garfunkel keeps moving.
Garfunkel manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Griever manages to get himself to full guard.

Griever is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Griever trying to control the position.
Garfunkel tries to free his leg and advance position but Griever is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Garfunkel showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!


Garfunkel misses with a lunging right hand
and Griever counters with a one-two to the body.
Garfunkel misses with a looping right.
Griever is looking for a counter combo.
Griever moves out of range of the leg kick from Garfunkel.
As Garfunkel backs away, Griever returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Garfunkel tried to score with a low kick but Griever checks it.
Griever swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Griever slips a jab from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel misses with a hook
enabling Griever to counter with a crisp jab.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garfunkel misses with a hook
and Garfunkel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Garfunkel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Garfunkel is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Garfunkel throws a jab but it's blocked by Griever.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garfunkel misses with a hook. Griever ducked under it nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Griever misses the target.
Garfunkel lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Garfunkel throws a poor cross that misses
and Griever counters with a nice uppercut.

The cut above Frank Garfunkel's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut
and Griever counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Griever moves out of range as Garfunkel strikes.
Garfunkel attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Griever was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Griever looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Garfunkel throws a combination. Griever tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The crowd cheers as Garfunkel lands an impressive looking overhand right. Griever doesn't seem phased though.
An inside leg kick from Garfunkel misses.
Zell Griever has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Griever bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Griever displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Garfunkel throws out the jab.
Griever keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garfunkel misses with a double jab
and Griever counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A lazy left from Garfunkel finds it's target.
Garfunkel fails with the takedown.
Griever seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Garfunkel thows a leg kick but Griever checks it

and Griever counters with a nice right hand that sends Garfunkel toppling to the canvas! Garfunkel scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Griever finish him?!

Frank Garfunkel's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Garfunkel's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Zell Griever!
A victorious Zell Griever thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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RATING
53%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nango Chekananwangi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. Patrick Bateman has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.



203 cm
42
274 lbs
40 - 21 - 0
190 cm
35
244 lbs
17 - 7 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Nango Chekananwangi!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and William Peck.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chekananwangi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chekananwangi looks to land a left hand but Bateman moved out of range nicely.
Chekananwangi just misses with a punch to the body.
Bateman throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Chekananwangi's head.

It looks like Nango Chekananwangi has been cut.
Bateman lands a jab to Chekananwangi's midsection.
Bateman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chekananwangi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Chekananwangi takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Bateman cracks Chekananwangi with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Chekananwangi looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bateman finish him?

Chekananwangi is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chekananwangi swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bateman rattles Chekananwangi with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Chekananwangi tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Bateman dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Chekananwangi stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Christian Televing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cearul Ysengrin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Televing comes to the cage accompanied by Nightwish - End of all Hope. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!



185 cm
34
285 lbs
33 - 16 - 0
187 cm
27
236 lbs
18 - 11 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Christian Televing!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cearul Ysengrin!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and Yves DeLean.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Televing lands a jab to the nose.
Ysengrin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Televing moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Ysengrin checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Televing throws a low kick but Ysengrin avoids it.
Ysengrin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Televing.
Ysengrin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ysengrin catches Televing with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A big left from Televing misses.
Televing moves out of range of the leg kick from Ysengrin.
Ysengrin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Televing throws a big counter combination but Ysengrin scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Televing misses with a low kick as Ysengrin jumps back.
Ysengrin jabs at Televing's body.
Televing misses with a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Televing moves out of range of the leg kick from Ysengrin.
A low kick from Ysengrin is predictable there
and Televing counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Televing moves out of range as Ysengrin throws a body kick.
Ysengrin takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ysengrin fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ysengrin digs a good body shot into Televing's ribs.
Televing throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Televing takes a swing at Ysengrin's ribcage but misses.
Televing swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Ysengrin counter with a right hand.

It looks like Christian Televing has been cut.
Televing throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Ysengrin misses with a straight right.
Ysengrin misses with a hook.
Televing walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A slow jab from Televing misses its intended target.
Televing fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ysengrin manages to avoid it.
Ysengrin throws out a counter right but Televing avoids it with no problem.
Ysengrin throws a shot from downtown. Televing moves away and avoids it.
Televing appears to be looking for a big counter.
Ysengrin with a nice cross.
Televing tries to bum rush Ysengrin with a series of wild strikes but Ysengrin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Crunch! Ysengrin slams his shin into Televing's torso.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ysengrin connects with a leg kick. Televing looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Televing on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Televing moves out of range of the body kick.
Good shot there by Ysengrin.
Some bone on bone action there as Ysengrin checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Ysengrin staying out of range there.
Jab, jab by Ysengrin - just one landing.
Ysengrin connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ysengrin lets loose with a powerful body kick. Televing will feel that in the morning.
Ysengrin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Televing uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ysengrin.
Ysengrin connects with an inside leg kick.
Ysengrin moves into range and connects with a jab.
Ysengrin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ysengrin flicks out a counter leg kick but Televing steps away.
Ysengrin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ysengrin cracks Televing with an open hand slap.
Televing ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ysengrin moves away.
Ysengrin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Televing throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ysengrin scores with a leg kick.
Ysengrin misses with a body shot.
Televing throws a big shot that misses.
Ysengrin checks a low kick from Televing.
Ysengrin is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Televing had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Ysengrin bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Ysengrin.
Televing bucks up and tries to throw Ysengrin off but instead Ysengrin has got his back!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ysengrin controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oooh a big shot gets through from Ysengrin. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
My spies in Jacks Fight Club inform me that Ysengrin has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Ysengrin biding his time, looking for the opening.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cearul Ysengrin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Christian Televing's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!



Ysengrin looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Televing!
Ysengrin takes a little break here. Televing wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Ysengrin wants to control but Televing is keeping him busy.
Televing managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Ysengrin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ysengrin throws a strike aimed at the side of Televing's head but Televing avoids it well.
Ysengrin taking a breather here.
Cearul Ysengrin has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Ysengrin cracks Televing with a big right hand but Televing just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Ysengrin scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Televing to see if he's OK.
Televing taking punishment in the form of punches.
Ysengrin trying to control the position but Televing is working away.
Ysengrin has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Televing can't do much from the bottom here.
Ysengrin controlling the position from side mount.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Ysengrin. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Ysengrin missing with a left hand there. Televing was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ysengrin cracks the inside of Televing's front leg.

Ysengrin moves into the clinch successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Televing swings wildly with an uppercut but Ysengrin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ysengrin blocks a body shot from Televing.
Televing misses with a punch on the inside.
Ysengrin throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Televing blocks it with crossed arms.
Ysengrin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ysengrin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ysengrin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ysengrin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Televing misses with a body punch.
Televing has a couple of punches blocked by Ysengrin.

Televing breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Televing takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Televing misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ysengrin swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Televing.
Ysengrin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Televing.
Ysengrin looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ysengrin throws out a powerful jab.
Ysengrin misses with a double jab
and Televing counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Cearul Ysengrin has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Televing misses with a double jab.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ysengrin. Televing shrugs it off though.
Ysengrin lands a lovely overhand right.
Ysengrin moves away from the strike by Televing.
Ysengrin counters with a body kick.
Televing lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ysengrin circles away quickly and effectively.
Televing takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Ysengrin feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Televing's calf.
Ysengrin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cearul Ysengrin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Televing takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Televing tries to score with a low kick but Ysengrin moves his leg out of the way.
Ysengrin lands a jab to the head.

Christian Televing's cut is getting worse.
Ysengrin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Ysengrin darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Christian Televing is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ysengrin throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ysengrin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cearul Ysengrin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!


Ysengrin connects with a looping right hand.
Jab, jab by Ysengrin - just one landing.
Televing gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Televing tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Ysengrin is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Televing buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Televing!! Televing is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Ysengrin throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cearul Ysengrin!
An out of breath and clearly excited Cearul Ysengrin thanked Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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RATING
62%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elmo Salty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Feargus Urquhart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Salty comes to the cage accompanied by Gonna Fly Now. Feargus Urquhart will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.



190 cm
34
260 lbs
32 - 20 - 0
201 cm
32
265 lbs
31 - 20 - 0
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Elmo Salty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Feargus Urquhart!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Ian Loll and Steve Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Salty throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Urquhart sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Salty on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Urquhart throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Salty tumbling to the canvas!

It looks like Elmo Salty has been cut.
Urquhart seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Salty is looking to stand up but Urquhart isn't so interested in that idea.
Urquhart controls from within his opponent's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Urquhart won't allow Salty to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Urquhart's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Salty is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Urquhart is controlling him.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Salty can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Urquhart controls the pace.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Salty takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Salty misses with a wild body shot.
Urquhart digs a good hook to Salty's body.
Urquhart scores with a nice head shot.
Urquhart lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Urquhart looks to land a right hand but Salty moved out of range.
Salty walks straight into a right hand from Urquhart - that's dropped him! Urquhart jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Salty from any more punishment! Salty complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Feargus Urquhart!
An out of breath Feargus Urquhart thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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48%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ramses Kolmas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Dantes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



201 cm
32
270 lbs
21 - 11 - 0
200 cm
35
250 lbs
31 - 13 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Great elbows
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Aspire Clothing
Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)


Bullet Proof System
Urban Fighter


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ramses Kolmas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Marcus Dantes!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dantes tries to clinch there but Kolmas circles away.
Dantes changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kolmas tries to avoid it but Dantes manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kolmas to the ground. Kolmas escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Dantes looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Dantes with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Kolmas is trying to get back to full guard.
Kolmas is working hard here to advance position.
Kolmas has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kolmas is looking to control Dantes's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kolmas avoid being mounted?

Dantes is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Kolmas has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kolmas is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dantes pulls his head out easily.
Dantes prevents Kolmas from improving his position.

Kolmas looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kolmas tries to roll over but Dantes keeps him under control.
Kolmas gets back to full guard.
Dantes is stalling in the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Kolmas had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dantes defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dantes trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Kolmas lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Kolmas makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Kolmas with a flurry of punches that miss.

Dantes throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Dantes working for a triangle but Kolmas defends it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kolmas is in close to Dantes's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Kolmas prevents Dantes from getting back to his feet.
Dantes pulls Kolmas in close to his closed guard and prevents Kolmas from doing any damage or advancing position.
Dantes trying to keep a closed guard but Kolmas is proving a slippery customer.
Kolmas working some strikes from top position.
Dantes keeping moving, preventing Kolmas from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kolmas is working Dantes over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Dantes manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kolmas manages to get himself to full guard.

Dantes postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Dantes trying to control the position from guard on top but Kolmas is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Kolmas looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kolmas wants to sweep here but Dantes controlling him for the moment.
Dantes wants to control from the top but Kolmas keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ramses Kolmas will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Nice shot by Kolmas.
Dantes tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Kolmas counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Kolmas keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dantes's head.
Kolmas postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Ramses Kolmas overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kolmas trying to control but Dantes is working from the bottom.
Dantes pulls Kolmas in to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dantes keeping moving, preventing Kolmas from controlling successfully.

Dantes looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Kolmas passes into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolmas trying to control the position but Dantes is working away.
Kolmas working away.
Kolmas is looking to take a break and control but Dantes is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dantes regains half guard there - taking advantage of Kolmas's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Dantes taking some punishment here, with Kolmas in his half guard.
Kolmas winds up and cracks Dantes with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kolmas wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dantes keeps working.
Kolmas working over Dantes with some ground and pound. Dantes looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Dantes is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kolmas is looking to take a break and control but Dantes is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dantes won't allow Kolmas to pass to mount.
Dantes tries to kick Kolmas off but Kolmas keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Kolmas winds up and cracks Dantes with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Dantes wants to get back to full guard.
Dantes pushes Kolmas off looking to stand but Kolmas dives back in and keeps control.
Kolmas is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dantes gets full guard.
Kolmas working some strikes from top position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kolmas accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kolmas landing with the ground and pound.
Dantes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dantes working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kolmas.
Kolmas prevents Dantes from getting back to his feet.
Dantes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dantes keeping moving, preventing Kolmas from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kolmas throwing strikes but missing.
Kolmas lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Kolmas is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Kolmas with a flurry of punches that miss.

Dantes escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kolmas gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Kolmas pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dantes is keeping the position for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dantes controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ramses Kolmas dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Dantes misses with a takedown
and Kolmas counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Marcus Dantes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kolmas misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dantes.
Dantes cracks a nice hook into Kolmas's ribs.
Kolmas shoots in but Dantes avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kolmas shoots in for a double leg but Dantes sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Dantes fails with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dantes feints and then cracks Kolmas's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kolmas down.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kolmas fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Dantes to the ground. Kolmas is now in Dantes's guard.

Kolmas got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dantes has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kolmas has managed to get both his arms back between Dantes's legs - danger averted.
Kolmas is working Dantes over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

Kolmas drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Dantes dives on top into guard.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kolmas wants to sweep but no luck.
Kolmas controlling the position.
Dantes throws an elbow that misses. Kolmas uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dantes's guard. Nice move by Kolmas!

Kolmas tries to free his leg and advance position but Dantes is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dantes looking for a sweep. Not yet Dantes, not yet.
Kolmas content to stall in guard here.
Dantes keeping moving, preventing Kolmas from controlling successfully.
Kolmas tries to free his leg and advance position but Dantes is retaining full guard.
Kolmas wants to control from the top but Dantes keeps moving.
Dantes preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dantes trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Dantes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kolmas accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ramses Kolmas is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dantes has Kolmas pulled in close to control his posture.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Dantes throws a wild body kick that Kolmas sees coming a mile off.
Kolmas appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Kolmas is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dantes can do to turn this around?
Kolmas displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dantes.
Ramses Kolmas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marcus Dantes.
Kolmas scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Dantes fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Kolmas sprawls well initially but Dantes persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Kolmas is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kolmas has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kolmas is concentrating on defense, preventing Dantes from advancing position.

Kolmas looking for submissions off his back.
Kolmas has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dantes is working away from the top position though.
Kolmas moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Kolmas bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dantes's guard.

The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dantes wants to get back to his feet but Kolmas is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ramses Kolmas.
Well Kolmas has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ramses Kolmas!

A victorious Ramses Kolmas thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Marcus Dantes was interviewed post fight and said 'Fuck off.'.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Devin Skrumbellos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ike Tronstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Skrumbellos might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to CANT BE TOUCHED!!!. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Devin Skrumbellos !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ike Tronstone!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tronstone pivots, looking for a leg kick but Skrumbellos is out of range and Tronstone settles back down.

Tronstone gets a double leg takedown into Skrumbellos 's guard.
Tronstone slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tronstone working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tronstone prevents Skrumbellos from getting back to his feet.
Tronstone missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Tronstone throwing strikes but missing.
Skrumbellos is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tronstone landing some decent shots from guard.
Tronstone is working Skrumbellos over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skrumbellos avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Tronstone working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Skrumbellos is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Tronstone is controlling him.
Tronstone connects with a couple of short punches.

It looks like Devin Skrumbellos has been cut.
Tronstone wants to pass the guard but Skrumbellos is keeping the position.
Tronstone loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Tronstone with a flurry of punches that miss.
Tronstone trying to control the position from guard on top but Skrumbellos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Tronstone lands an overhand right.

Devin Skrumbellos 's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tronstone misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Skrumbellos throws an overhand right that lands on Tronstone's shoulder, as Tronstone tries to avoid the shot.
A little jabbing left from Tronstone on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nice cross by Tronstone.
Tronstone takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tronstone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Skrumbellos .
Skrumbellos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Skrumbellos . Tronstone shrugs it off though.
Tronstone takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Tronstone takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tronstone misses with a hook. Skrumbellos ducked under it nicely.
Skrumbellos moves in looking to clinch but Tronstone pushes him off.
Tronstone looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Skrumbellos throws a lazy right hand but Tronstone sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Skrumbellos takes a jab right on the kisser.
Skrumbellos looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tronstone lands a slapping body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tronstone throws a big shot that misses.
Skrumbellos steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tronstone.
Skrumbellos lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tronstone scores with a jab to the head.
Skrumbellos does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Tronstone jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

Devin Skrumbellos 's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Skrumbellos throws a leg kick that misses.
Skrumbellos misses with a low kick.
Skrumbellos takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Skrumbellos defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Tronstone.
Skrumbellos jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Tronstone scores with a jab to the head.
Tronstone clobbers Skrumbellos with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Skrumbellos lands a head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tronstone checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tronstone lands an overhand right.

Jeez, Devin Skrumbellos 's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A slow jab from Tronstone misses its intended target.
It looked like Skrumbellos wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Skrumbellos takes a swing at Tronstone's ribcage but misses.
Nice cross by Tronstone.
Ike Tronstone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tronstone ducks right into an uppercut from Skrumbellos .
Skrumbellos connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Skrumbellos lands a nice looking body kick.
Devin Skrumbellos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tronstone clobbers Skrumbellos with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Devin Skrumbellos 's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ike Tronstone!
Ike Tronstone thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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