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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Kelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lou Spants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesse Kelly could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lou Spants's chin.



192 cm
22
277 lbs
5 - 5 - 0
195 cm
24
230 lbs
4 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Determined


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Kelly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Lou Spants!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kelly slips a jab and a cross from Spants.

Spants bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Spants in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Spants postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Kelly keeps Spants under control for a moment.
Kelly tries to escape but Spants is in control.
Spants wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kelly keeps working.
Spants throws an elbow but Kelly slips to the side and avoids it well.
Kelly is not content to let Spants control the position.

Spants goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Kelly has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Spants but great work by Kelly.
Kelly avoids the strikes from the bottom by Spants.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spants is not content to let Kelly control the position.
Kelly in side control lands a decent elbow.
Kelly scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Spants is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Kelly can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesse Kelly!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Lotus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Bennett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lotus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Eye of the tiger. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



186 cm
23
183 lbs
5 - 9 - 1
177 cm
25
176 lbs
2 - 1 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Good takedowns
Counter striker
Very confident


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Tommy Lotus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Matt Bennett!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bennett on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A combination from Bennett does no damage.
Lotus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bennett manages to avoid it.
Lotus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lotus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Matt Bennett has been cut.
Bennett misses with a hook.
Bennett looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bennett looks to throw the jab but Lotus is out of range.
Bennett loads up on a big right hand but Lotus slips the punch.
Lotus misses with a few strikes there.
Bennett throws a jab when Lotus was well out of range.
Bennett throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Lotus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lotus goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lotus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bennett stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lotus clobbers Bennett with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Lotus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bennett drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Lotus looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bennett looking to sit in guard and control but Lotus gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Bennett is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Lotus seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

Bennett looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lotus sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bennett utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bennett not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Bennett looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Bennett wants to sweep here but Lotus controlling him for the moment.
Bennett looks gassed!
Lotus showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

Bennett is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Lotus cracks Bennett with a good jab.
Bennett throws a hook but Lotus avoids it easily.
Bennett is looking to score with low kicks.
Tommy Lotus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lotus lands a right hook to the body.
Lotus ducks under a wild hook from Bennett.
Bennett misses with the combination.
Lotus misses with a few strikes there.
A combination from Lotus does no damage.
Bennett is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Bennett misses with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Lotus misses.
Bennett misses with a wild body shot.
Lotus misses with a body shot.
Lotus fails to land with a series of punches.
Bennett shoots in looking for a takedown. Lotus tries to sprawl out of it but Bennett keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Lotus manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bennett scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lotus swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bennett.
Lotus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bennett throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Lotus to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lotus misses with a wild combination.
A big left from Bennett misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Lotus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Matt Bennett's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


Lotus looks to land a left hand but Bennett moved out of range nicely.
Lotus lands a jab-cross combination.
Bennett throws a combination that misses
and Lotus counters with a left and a right that stings Bennett.
Tommy Lotus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lotus throws a right and a left that Bennett avoids nicely.
Bennett thows a body shot but no joy.

Bennett feints and as Lotus raises his hands in defense, Bennett changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Bennett postures up.
Lotus wants to get back to his feet but Bennett is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bennett trying to control the position from guard on top but Lotus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Lotus is on top in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bennett has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Lotus stopping the sweep attempt from Bennett.
Lotus has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Bennett is proving hard to escape from.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Bennett not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bennett can't keep his opponent in guard - Lotus advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Lotus is stalling here. Bennett is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Lotus seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Bennett has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.

Bennett is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Lotus has escaped the position, nice work there.
Bennett is breathing heavily.
Lotus sneaks back into half guard.

Bennett is trying to work for a kimura but Lotus is defending well.
Lotus gets full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lotus is looking to stand up but Bennett isn't so interested in that idea.

Lotus is looking for a triangle but Bennett pushes his legs off easily.
Bennett trying to control the position from guard on top but Lotus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lotus looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bennett wants to control from the top but Lotus keeps moving.

Bennett is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Lotus is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Lotus has escaped and now he's on top!
Lotus postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Lotus passes into half guard.
Bennett is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Lotus's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Lotus's back!

Bennett is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Lotus has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Bennett doesn't have the hooks in and Lotus manages to turn into his guard.
Bennett keeping moving, preventing Lotus from controlling successfully.

Bennett has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lotus can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Lotus dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Matt Bennett's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!


Lotus works Bennett's body with a nice hook.
A big left from Bennett misses.
Lotus uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bennett has time to react.
Tommy Lotus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bennett throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lotus throws a nice looking combination but Bennett bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lotus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bennett.
Lotus defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bennett.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lotus lands with a straight right. Bennett didn't see that one coming.
Lotus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A left and a right from Lotus both land. Nice combination.
Bennett takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bennett misses with the body kick
and Lotus counters with a straight right hand.
Lotus swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bennett.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bennett dodges the punch combination from Lotus.
Lotus uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bennett has time to react.
Lotus displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Lotus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bennett moves away.
Bennett looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lotus thuds his right hand into Bennett's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lotus slips a jab from Bennett.
Lotus lands with a nice body punch.
Bennett thows a body shot but no joy.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Lotus!
Tommy Lotus is winning the standup battle so far.
Bennett swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lotus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bennett on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lotus changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lotus misses with a wild body shot.
Bennett takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bennett slips a jab and a cross from Lotus.
Bennett jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lotus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bennett has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bennett takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lotus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bennett swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lotus misses with a combination
and Bennett counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lotus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bennett throws a shot to the body.
Lotus looks to land a combination but Bennett avoids it well.
Some wild striking there from Lotus.
Lotus throws a series of punches but Bennett avoids them all with ease.
Lotus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Lotus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lotus misses with a series of wild punches.

Lotus gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Lotus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bennett can do to turn this around?

Bennett has gone for a leg lock! Lotus slips out almost immediately though and dives into Bennett's guard.
Lotus stopping the sweep attempt from Bennett.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lotus wants to control from the top but Bennett keeps moving.
Matt Bennett has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bennett tries to strike from the bottom.
Bennett wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Lotus is now in half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lotus missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Tommy Lotus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Lotus in particular looking to stall.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tommy Lotus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lotus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tommy Lotus!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bryan Sherk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!



178 cm
27
181 lbs
10 - 8 - 0
180 cm
22
179 lbs
6 - 4 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin
BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Happy Gilmore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bryan Sherk!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Donald Grub and Sam Margolis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gilmore throws a low kick but Sherk avoids it.
Gilmore misses with a looping left.
Sherk ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sherk takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sherk takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

It looks like Bryan Sherk has been cut.
Gilmore takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Gilmore is looking to clinch.
Gilmore is looking to score with low kicks.
Gilmore throws an overhand right that lands on Sherk's shoulder, as Sherk tries to avoid the shot.
Sherk throws a lazy right hand but Gilmore sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Gilmore misses the target.
Gilmore throws a big shot that misses.
Good shot there by Gilmore.
Sherk checks a low kick from Gilmore.
A combination from Sherk does no damage.
A jab from Gilmore misses.
Gilmore lands with a hook. Sherk tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Gilmore circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Sherk to the canvas! Sherk doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Gilmore keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Gilmore!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Bravado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobcat Stinkfist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkfist has chosen People Are Strange by The Doors as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



188 cm
24
184 lbs
12 - 8 - 0
183 cm
24
175 lbs
8 - 8 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter striker
Good chin
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eddie Bravado!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Bobcat Stinkfist!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Donald Grub and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bravado connects with the punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stinkfist. Bravado does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stinkfist takes a swing at Bravado's ribcage but misses.
Stinkfist pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stinkfist ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stinkfist motions for Bravado to come forward. Stinkfist throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Stinkfist swings for the body but Bravado moves out of range.
Stinkfist defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bravado.
Bravado throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bravado keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stinkfist.
Stinkfist pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stinkfist tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bravado avoids the head kick by Stinkfist.
Stinkfist defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bravado.
Stinkfist just misses with a punch to the body.
Stinkfist misses with a wild combination.

Bravado closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Bravado lands in his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkfist tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bravado pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stinkfist is keeping the position for now.
Stinkfist wants to get back to his feet but Bravado is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Stinkfist is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Stinkfist throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bravado is looking for a sweep. Stinkfist is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Stinkfist tries to pass the half guard into mount. Bravado knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bravado is looking for a sweep. Stinkfist is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bravado won't allow Stinkfist to pass to mount.
Bravado tries to get to full guard but Stinkfist has control of the leg.
Stinkfist lands with a punch from half guard.
Stinkfist missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Stinkfist fails to land with a series of punches.
A big right from Stinkfist misses.
Stinkfist loads up on a big right hand but Bravado slips the punch.
Donk. Stinkfist catches Bravado right on the button with a cross.
Bravado ducks under a wild hook from Stinkfist.
Stinkfist pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bravado slips a jab from Stinkfist.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Stinkfist, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stinkfist swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bravado counters with a stiff right hand.
Stinkfist walks into a stiff left hand from Bravado.
Stinkfist misses with a few strikes there.
Stinkfist looks gassed!
Bravado keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bravado scores with a jab to the body.

Bravado shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Stinkfist manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Stinkfist can't keep his opponent in guard - Bravado advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Stinkfist wants to improve his position but Bravado is controlling well.
Stinkfist has a hand on Bravado's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Bravado takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Stinkfist really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist gets back to half guard.

Bravado is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Bravado trying to control the action but Stinkfist is working from the bottom.
Bravado missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Stinkfist actively working from the bottom here.
Stinkfist wants to get back to full guard.

Bravado is working for a kimura but Stinkfist is defending it quite comfortably.
Bravado wants to pass the guard but Stinkfist is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eddie Bravado dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!



Stinkfist gets caught flat footed, as Bravado shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Bravado won't allow Stinkfist to sweep him here.

Stinkfist looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Bravado trying to control but Stinkfist is working from the bottom.
Stinkfist keeping full guard, as Bravado tries to pass.

Bravado thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Stinkfist is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bravado defends well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Stinkfist looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bravado advances position into side control!
Stinkfist tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Bravado wants to control but Stinkfist is keeping him busy.
Bravado creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Stinkfist sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Stinkfist looks to move to half guard but instead Bravado has passed into mount! Damn!
Stinkfist is trying to escape the mount.

Bravado is working for a guillotine from mount but Stinkfist frees his head quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Bravado tries to control but Stinkfist wriggling away.

Stinkfist defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Bravado.
Stinkfist gets back to half guard.
Stinkfist is looking for a sweep. Bravado is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bravado trying to pass the guard but Stinkfist defending well.
Bravado is trying to control the action in half guard but Stinkfist is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bravado trying to pass the guard but Stinkfist defending well.
Stinkfist is pressing down on Bravado's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Stinkfist had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bravado defends it easily.
Bravado slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Stinkfist is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

Stinkfist actively working from the bottom here.
Stinkfist is looking to improve his position.
Bravado seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Stinkfist does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist wants to get back to full guard.
Stinkfist is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Stinkfist manages to get to full guard.
Bravado stands and throws Stinkfist's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Bravado trying to control the action but Stinkfist is working from the bottom.
Bravado tries to move into full mount but can't pass Stinkfist's legs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stinkfist manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Eddie Bravado will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


Bravado avoids the head kick by Stinkfist.
Stinkfist fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bobcat Stinkfist is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stinkfist looks for the body kick but Bravado saw that one coming.
Stinkfist misses with a shot to the body

so Bravado counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Stinkfist is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Stinkfist can't keep his opponent in guard - Bravado advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Bravado works his foot free and advances to mount.
Stinkfist tries to improve his position but instead Bravado has taken his back!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stinkfist is trying to break free.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bravado is looking for the choke from the back position but Stinkfist is controlling his hands well.
Bravado is trying to stick to Stinkfist's back but Stinkfist is turning into Bravado. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Bravado's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Stinkfist.
Stinkfist tries to stand but Bravado is controlling from the bottom.
Bravado is controlling Stinkfist's posture.
Stinkfist postures up in Bravado's guard and throws a big left but Bravado blocks it.
Stinkfist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bravado works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Stinkfist pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bravado is keeping the position for now.

Bravado is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bravado working a defensive guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bravado is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Stinkfist is aware though and is defending well.
Stinkfist sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bravado's guard.
Stinkfist thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bravado's head.

Bravado is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Stinkfist pulls his head out easily.
Stinkfist drops an elbow to the side of Bravado's head.
Stinkfist is looking to advance position but Bravado won't allow it.
Bravado tries to get to full guard but Stinkfist has control of the leg.
Bravado is working hard here to advance position.
Bobcat Stinkfist has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Stinkfist working Bravado over with strikes.
Stinkfist tries to pass the half guard into mount. Bravado knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Stinkfist scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Stinkfist throws a right and a left that Bravado avoids nicely.

Bravado scores with a takedown into Stinkfist's guard.
Stinkfist is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Stinkfist looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Stinkfist throwing shots but Bravado is blocking nicely.
Bravado slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Stinkfist postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bravado is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Stinkfist really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bravado. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Stinkfist is pushing down on Bravado's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bravado is fighting to maintain full guard but Stinkfist has managed to sneak the leg through.
Stinkfist thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bravado's head.
Bravado regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Stinkfist.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bravado is on top in guard.
Bravado wants to control from the top but Stinkfist keeps moving.
Bravado wants to pass the guard but Stinkfist is keeping the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bravado throwing strikes but missing.

Stinkfist looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eddie Bravado showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bravado, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eddie Bravado!
S C
A
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B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
48%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Re Christensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lyon Okiro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



175 cm
27
221 lbs
9 - 10 - 0
200 cm
21
219 lbs
3 - 0 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong
BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Re Christensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lyon Okiro!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and Steven Brown.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christensen misses with a hook.
Okiro stuffs the takedown.
Christensen throws a chopping leg kick but Okiro manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Okiro scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Christensen doesn't seem bothered though.
Okiro tries to clinch but Christensen is having none of it.
Re Christensen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Donk. Okiro catches Christensen right on the button with a cross.

Okiro moves into the clinch successfully.
Christensen misses with the head strike.
A short right from Okiro.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Christensen.
Okiro scores with a shot to the side of Christensen's head.
Nice body punch from Okiro - that landed with a thud.
Christensen is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Okiro misses with the head strike.
Okiro scores with a shot to the side of Christensen's head.
Okiro doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Okiro lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Christensen is rocked!
Okiro works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Oh Christensen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Okiro working aggressively here.
Okiro tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Christensen seems to have got his legs back now.
Okiro lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Okiro works on Christensen's body with a couple of short punches.
Okiro throws a big uppercut that drops Christensen! More strikes from Okiro and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Christensen lies dazed against the ropes as Okiro celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lyon Okiro!
S C
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Decadic Prefix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rayne Wooney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Prefix might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Converge - Dark Horse. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!



187 cm
26
201 lbs
8 - 4 - 0
176 cm
26
196 lbs
7 - 4 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong
BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Decadic Prefix!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Rayne Wooney!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Prefix stuffs the takedown attempt from Wooney. Wooney gets slowly back to his feet.
A punch combination from Wooney misses.
Prefix lands a nice looking body shot.
Prefix lands a head shot.

It looks like Rayne Wooney has been cut.
Wooney throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wooney takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Wooney checks a leg kick.

Prefix catches Wooney napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Wooney to the canvas!

Wooney is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wooney wants to sweep here but Prefix controlling him for the moment.
Wooney is still in real trouble! Can Prefix finish him?
Wooney lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Prefix!
Wooney thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Wooney seems to have recovered his senses.
Wooney thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Prefix avoids a strike by Wooney and manages to complete a very nice reversal in the process, to end up in Wooney's guard! Fantastic escape!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Prefix wants to pass the guard but Wooney is keeping the position.
Wooney manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Prefix manages to get himself to full guard.
Wooney loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Wooney throws a big right hand that misses.
Wooney missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Prefix wants to stand and escape but Wooney is having none of it.
Prefix avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Wooney lands a couple of elbows.
Wooney throws a big right hand that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Wooney in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Prefix on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Prefix tries to get out of the position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Wooney instigates a clinch.
Wooney tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wooney is working for takedown but Prefix is calmly controlling the position for now.
Wooney tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wooney looks gassed!
Prefix is trying to break the clinch but Wooney has him pressed against the ropes.

Prefix breaks the clinch.
Prefix is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wooney shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Prefix pinned against the cage. Prefix gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Decadic Prefix has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rayne Wooney.
Wooney tries to clinch there but Prefix circles away.
Prefix throws a series of strikes that have Wooney backpedaling.
Nice body punch from Prefix.
Prefix misses with a series of wild punches.
Rayne Wooney seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Prefix thows a body shot but no joy.

Prefix drops Wooney with a right and a left! Prefix comes rushing in but Wooney regains his composure and manages to keep Prefix in guard.

That has opened up Rayne Wooney's cut even more.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Prefix trying to control the position from guard on top but Wooney is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Wooney looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Prefix wants to control from the top but Wooney keeps moving.

Wooney has his foot on Prefix's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Prefix works his way back into a safe position though.
Prefix with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Prefix chips away with some ground and pound.
Wooney keeping moving, preventing Prefix from controlling successfully.
Prefix throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Wooney looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Prefix postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Prefix postures up in Wooney's guard and throws a big left but Wooney blocks it.

Wooney had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Prefix defends it easily.
Prefix will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Prefix lands a couple of digs.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Wooney has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Prefix can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Prefix trying to control the position from guard on top but Wooney is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Prefix missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Wooney is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Prefix defends well.
Wooney avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Wooney looking for a guillotine here but Prefix defends easily.
Prefix postures up in Wooney's guard and throws a big left but Wooney blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Decadic Prefix dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rayne Wooney's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.


Wooney shoots in but Prefix avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Wooney throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wooney tries to close the distance and clinch but Prefix swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Prefix keeps the fight on the outside.
Jab from Wooney.
Wooney takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Prefix scores with a jab to the jaw.
A big right from Prefix misses.
Prefix loads up on a big right hand but Wooney slips the punch.
Prefix uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

The cut above Rayne Wooney's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wooney throws a sloppy body shot
and Prefix counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Prefix lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Wooney can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Prefix and Wooney drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Prefix.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Decadic Prefix!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony McCoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Lawrence (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!



200 cm
22
212 lbs
6 - 2 - 0
193 cm
19
220 lbs
5 - 0 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Tony McCoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny Lawrence !
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Richard Clark and James Glass.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lawrence throws a series of punches but McCoy avoids them all with ease.
Lawrence lands a body shot.
McCoy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lawrence throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McCoy on the side of the head.
McCoy misses with a double jab.
A punch combination from McCoy misses.
McCoy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McCoy throws a right and a left that Lawrence avoids nicely.
McCoy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lawrence .
McCoy misses with a jab, cross combination.
McCoy blocks a jab.
Lawrence misses the body punch
and McCoy counters with a left to the body.
Johnny Lawrence seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from McCoy misses.
McCoy throws a body punch but Lawrence moves out of range.
McCoy ducks under a wild hook from Lawrence .
Decent striking displayed by McCoy there.
The fighters circling - Lawrence throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawrence looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lawrence throws a big shot that misses.
McCoy throws a right hand that Lawrence ducks under and follows up with a left that Lawrence also avoids with ease.
McCoy fails to land with a series of punches.
McCoy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lawrence counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lawrence tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McCoy was well out of range. Poor timing from Lawrence .
Lawrence jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McCoy moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice defenses there by McCoy.
McCoy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McCoy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lawrence .
A big left from McCoy misses.
McCoy misses with a double jab
and Lawrence counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lawrence takes the fight into the clinch.
McCoy tries to circle away but Lawrence has him pinned against the ropes.
Lawrence throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Lawrence creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lawrence dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Lawrence digs a right hand underneath McCoy's ribcage. McCoy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right handed body shot lands from Lawrence .
McCoy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lawrence lands a body punch.
Lawrence wants to stall.
A left hand lands to the body for Lawrence .
McCoy is breathing heavily.

Lawrence breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McCoy throws a series of punches but Lawrence avoids them all with ease.
Lawrence scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McCoy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A shot to the body from Lawrence misses
and McCoy counters with a left and a right that stings Lawrence .
Lawrence comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lawrence fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McCoy on the side of the head.
Lawrence lands a really nice looking cross but McCoy seems unphased.
Lawrence just misses with a punch to the body.
Lawrence throws a nice looking combination but McCoy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lawrence tries to clinch but McCoy is having none of it.
Lawrence misses with a hook. McCoy ducked under it nicely.
Lawrence swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McCoy looks to land a combination but Lawrence avoids it well.
Lawrence tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McCoy was well out of range. Poor timing from Lawrence .
Lawrence scores with a nice right hand.
Lawrence throws a series of punches but McCoy avoids them all with ease.
Lawrence misses with a jab to the body
and McCoy counters with a three punch combo that has Lawrence backing up. Lawrence nods at McCoy to acknowledge the strikes.
McCoy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lawrence finds it's way round the side to connect with McCoy's head.
McCoy on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Lawrence .
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lawrence tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but McCoy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McCoy misses the body punch
and Lawrence cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McCoy misses with a body shot.
McCoy misses with a two punch combination.
McCoy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice defenses there by McCoy.
McCoy throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Nice defenses there by McCoy.
McCoy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lawrence .
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lawrence misses with the combination.
McCoy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lawrence .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Lawrence dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Lawrence fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lawrence looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lawrence tries to clinch up
and McCoy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McCoy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A decent looking cross lands there for McCoy.
McCoy swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Lawrence rushes McCoy and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.

Lawrence breaks the clinch.
Lawrence wants to clinch.
Lawrence tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McCoy tries to bum rush Lawrence with a series of wild strikes but Lawrence uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawrence jabs McCoy right on the nose. McCoy blinks but takes it well.

McCoy lands a left and a right that send Lawrence crashing to the mat, dazed. McCoy thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Lawrence is rocked!
Lawrence showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McCoy.
Lawrence throws a predictable looking body shot
and McCoy counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Lawrence ! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by McCoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tony McCoy!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lasi Kukko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Handelman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Handelman has chosen Lasi Bout to get Knocked Out! - 2Pac as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



185 cm
24
194 lbs
6 - 1 - 2
187 cm
22
190 lbs
4 - 0 - 0
Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin
Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed


F.ighters U.nlimited K.lothing C.ompany ☯


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 2, fighting out of London, Lasi Kukko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Kevin Handelman!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and Colin Fotheringham.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Handelman. No joy for Kukko on that attempt.
Handelman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kukko shoots in but Handelman avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kukko looks to land a body kick but Handelman moved away.

Handelman clinches with his opponent.
Handelman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Handelman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Handelman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A right hand to the body from Handelman.
Kukko tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lasi Kukko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kukko blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Kukko drags the fight down to the ground.
Handelman throwing strikes from guard but Kukko blocks nicely.

Kukko had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Handelman defends it easily.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Handelman throwing strikes from guard but Kukko blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Handelman decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
A punch lands to the side of Kukko 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nice takedown defense from Handelman. No joy for Kukko on that attempt.
Kukko fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Handelman avoids it really well and circles away.
Handelman doesn't manage to clinch there - Kukko circles away.
Kukko swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kukko shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Handelman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kukko has a takedown stuffed.
Handelman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kukko can pounce on him.

Kukko gets a clinch.
Handelman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Handelman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kukko's elbow.

Kukko turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Kukko manages to end up in side control.
Kukko trying to control the action but Handelman is working from the bottom.
Kukko taking a breather here.
Kukko tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kukko postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Handelman regains half guard.
Handelman is looking to escape.
Kukko wants to pass to mount but Handelman is defending the position.
Kukko is working hard here to advance position.
Handelman tries to get to full guard but Kukko has control of the leg.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Handelman can do anything to dispel that myth.
Kukko is pressing down on Handelman's thigh, looking to free his foot. Handelman is holding on for now.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Kukko keeps the fight on the outside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Handelman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Handelman wants to clinch but Kukko slips to the side
and Kukko counters with a good low kick that Handelman was not able to check.
Handelman slips a jab from Kukko.
Kukko misses with a leg kick.
Handelman darts in trying to clinch
and Kukko counters with a slapping leg kick.
Handelman looks to clinch

and Kukko counters with a shoot takedown. Handelman fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kukko trying to control the position from guard on top but Handelman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lasi Kukko dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Handelman misses with a hook.
Handelman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Kukko counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kukko motions for Handelman to come forward. Kukko throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kukko throws a sloppy head kick and Handelman moves out of range easily.
Kukko keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kukko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Handelman wants to clinch
and Kukko counters with an outside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Handelman digs a good body shot into Kukko's ribs.

Handelman moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Handelman stops a takedown attempt from Kukko.
Kukko blocks a body shot from Handelman.
Handelman misses with a punch to the body.
Kukko is trying to drag Handelman to the mat but Handelman just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.
Handelman tries a body shot but Kukko blocks it.
Handelman misses with the head strike.
Kukko takes a shot to the head.
Kukko changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Handelman fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lasi Kukko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Handelman tries to clinch

and Kukko counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Kukko trying to control but Handelman is working from the bottom.
Kukko trying to move into half guard but instead Handelman has managed to sweep!
Handelman wants to stand but Kukko is controlling his posture from full guard.

Kukko working for a triangle but Handelman defends it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Handelman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Handelman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Kukko is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Kukko looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Handelman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kukko preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Kukko looking to control.
Handelman must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Kukko has a closed guard, preventing Handelman from standing up.
Handelman throwing strikes but missing.
Handelman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Handelman really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Kukko. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kukko lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Handelman!
You get the feeling that Handelman really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Kukko tries to control but Handelman wriggling away.
Handelman tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Handelman is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

Kukko looking for a guillotine from mount but Handelman is having none of it.
Kukko looking to control but Handelman is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Handelman is desperately trying to improve his position but Kukko has a good base and remains in mount.
Kukko tries to control but Handelman wriggling away.
Kukko tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Handelman avoids a series of strikes thrown by Kukko.
Handelman bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Kukko controls Handelman momentarily but Handelman frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lasi Kukko dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


Kukko shoots in for a takedown but Handelman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Handelman tries to clinch but Kukko moves away

and Kukko counters with a nice double leg into side control. Handelman won't be happy with that.
Handelman is trying to improve his position.
Kukko is looking to take a break and control but Handelman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Handelman prevents Kukko from improving position.
Handelman is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Kukko is controlling him well.
Kukko working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Handelman is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Kukko asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Handelman is looking to regain half guard here but Kukko keeps moving and retains side control.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kukko looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lasi Kukko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kukko tries for a takedown but Handelman sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Horrible takedown by Kukko or perhaps it was just good defense by Handelman which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lasi Kukko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Handelman moves away from the strike by Kukko.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Kukko attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Handelman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Kukko counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kukko fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A slow jab from Kukko misses its intended target.
Handelman clinches but Kukko breaks the clinch
and Kukko counters with a thumping low kick.
Kukko closes the distance and clinches up with Handelman, looking for a takedown. Kukko pushes Handelman against the ropes but Handelman circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kukko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Handelman tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Kukko counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kukko throws a head kick but Handelman moves out of range.
Kukko shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Handelman sprawls well. Handelman wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kukko gets slowly back to his feet.
Kukko misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kukko looks to land a body kick but Handelman moved away.
Kukko throws a low kick but Handelman avoids it.
Handelman wants to clinch but Kukko slips to the side
and Kukko counters with a low kick, right behind Handelman 's knee.
Handelman tries to clinch but Kukko moves away
and Kukko counters with a nice body kick.
Lasi Kukko is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Kukko tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Handelman swivels and escapes.
Handelman wants to clinch but Kukko slips to the side

and Kukko counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Handelman!
Handelman is in all sorts of trouble here.
Handelman tries to buck Kukko off but Kukko takes his back!
Kukko scores with strikes from the back.
Kukko is not going to allow Handelman to sit and survive in this position.
Handelman covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Handelman is in bad spot here.

Kukko looking to break Handelman's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Handelman remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Kukko will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Kevin Handelman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Good control from Kukko.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lasi Kukko showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kukko, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lasi Kukko!
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mickey Henson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pro Ject (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Henson comes into the arena with Hit the Lights by Metallica blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



180 cm
23
192 lbs
12 - 8 - 1
189 cm
22
195 lbs
8 - 1 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Mickey Henson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Pro Ject!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and James Ackerman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ject lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Henson backs up against the ropes.
Henson throws a head kick but Ject moves out of range.

Henson shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Henson was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Ject is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Henson with shots to the head and body - Ject looks very uncomfortable down there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ject is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.

Henson looking to secure an arm triangle but Ject defends it well.
Ject is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Henson with shots to the head and body - Ject looks very uncomfortable down there.
Henson misses with a head shot.
Henson won't let Ject get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Henson lands a big elbow.
Ject holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Henson tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Ject wants to try and get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Henson looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Ject squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Henson trying to control but Ject is having none of it.
Henson throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Henson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Ject looks a forlorn figure.
Henson won't let Ject get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Henson tries to control but Ject wriggling away.
Henson dominating with strikes here.
Ject is squirming around, avoiding Henson's attempts to control the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ject is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Henson with shots to the head and body - Ject looks very uncomfortable down there.
Ject wants to get back to his feet.
Ject looks gassed!
Henson wants to control the pace but Ject is squirming around nicely.
Ject is in a horrible position here. Henson smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Henson lands with some strikes.
Henson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ject is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Henson with good strikes from the mount here!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ject is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Ject is bucking up trying to escape but Henson cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Henson with shots to the head and body - Ject looks very uncomfortable down there.
A nice elbow there by Henson.
Henson working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Ject wants to try and get back to his feet.

Henson working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Ject is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Henson lands a big elbow.
Henson unloading with bombs!
Henson throws some wild stikes that Ject manages to avoid easily.
Henson scoring with strikes but Ject is staying in there.
Henson scoring with strikes but Ject is staying in there.
A nice elbow there by Henson.
Henson with shots to the head and body - Ject looks very uncomfortable down there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Henson in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

Henson working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Henson throwing strikes here but Ject is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Henson won't let Ject get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Henson working Ject over with strikes here.
Henson landing shots from mount.
Ject is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.

Henson working for a submission but Ject is keeping him at bay.
Ject is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Henson working for a submission but Ject is keeping him at bay.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mickey Henson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.



Henson forces Ject back against the ropes and clinches.
Henson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A frustrated look appears on Ject's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ject managing to block the knees to the body from Henson.
Henson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ject smiles and moves away.
Ject bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ject swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ject swinging wildly here.
Ject listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Ject stuns Henson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Henson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Ject's waist but Ject gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Henson off to one side.
A slow jab from Ject misses its intended target.
Henson slips a jab and a cross from Ject.
Ject takes a swing at Henson's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Henson misses.
Henson throws a shot from downtown. Ject moves away and avoids it.
Mickey Henson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Henson throws a head kick but Ject moves out of range.
Ject throws a nice outside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ject misses with a looping left.
Henson ducks under a wild hook from Ject.
Henson is looking to clinch.
Ject avoids the head kick by Henson.
Henson thows a body kick. Ject tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Henson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Henson.
Ject throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Henson on the side of the head.
Henson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Henson wants to clinch.

Henson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Henson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ject gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mickey Henson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Henson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ject's brow.
Henson lands an elbow just above Ject 's eye.

Ject pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ject keeps the fight on the outside.
Ject avoids the head kick by Henson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Henson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Henson moves away from the strike by Ject.
Ject swats away the attempt to clinch by Henson.
Henson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Ject's waist but Ject gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Henson off to one side.
Ject swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Henson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ject can pounce on him.
Henson sizes up Ject with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ject misses with a jab, cross combination.
Henson misses the shot to the body.
Henson misses with a kick to the body.
Good shot there by Ject.
Ject throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Henson misses with a combination
and Ject counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ject uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Henson.
Henson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Henson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Ject lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ject checks a leg kick.
Henson checks a leg kick.

Henson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Henson throws an elbow that misses.
Ject wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Ject can't break the clinch.
Henson lands a hook that snaps the head of Ject backwards.
Ject has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stalling in the clinch from Henson.
Ject tries to circle away but Henson has him pinned against the ropes.
Henson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Henson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pro Ject showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Ject connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Henson's hands.
Ject throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Henson ducks under a wild hook from Ject.
Ject misses with a low kick.
Henson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Henson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pro Ject seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Henson checks a leg kick.
Henson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Ject sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Henson somewhat.
Henson misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ject takes a swing at Henson's ribcage but misses.
Henson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Henson has Ject up against the ropes in a clinch.
Ject wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ject is trying to break free.
Ject takes a shot to the head.
Henson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Henson misses with an elbow over the top.
Henson tries to land a knee to the head but Ject blocks with his arms.

Henson manages to pull guard.
Ject wants to get up but he can't break Henson's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Mickey Henson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Ject stands up from Henson's guard - Ject perhaps looking for a knockout.
Henson misses with a series of wild punches.
Ject misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ject throws a series of punches but Henson moves out of range.
Ject swats away the attempt to clinch by Henson.
Henson tries a head kick but it misses.
Henson tries to clinch up but Ject circles away and keeps his distance.
A shot to the liver by Ject. Beautiful body shot.
Henson swings for the body but Ject moves out of range.
Pro Ject is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Henson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ject.
Ject throws a leg kick but Henson moved away.
Pro Ject seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ject jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Ject uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Henson.
Ject throws a big shot that misses.
Ject avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ject lands with a nice combination. Henson backs away looking to recover.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ject does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Henson clinches up with Ject and pushes him back against the ropes.
Henson drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mickey Henson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Henson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ject in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Henson just leaning against Ject, taking a breather.
Henson is working for takedown but Ject is calmly controlling the position for now.
Henson working Ject over with knees to the body.
Ject blocks an elbow strike.
Henson wants to stall.
Henson lands an elbow inside that Ject shrugs off.
Henson tries for a takedown but Ject manages to get underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ject wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Henson connects with a knee to the head.
Ject takes an elbow to the forehead.
Henson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ject blocks it with crossed arms.
Ject has had enough of the clinch but Henson keeps him there for the moment.
Henson swings wildly with an uppercut but Ject uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ject is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Ject avoids the elbow strike from Henson, against the ropes.
Henson is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Ject's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Henson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Ject's efforts to push away.
Ject gets underhooks to prevent Henson's takedown attempt.
Henson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ject has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Henson lands an elbow inside.
Henson trying to land knees to the body.
Henson tries to land knees in the clinch but Ject avoids the damage to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pro Ject comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Ject has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pro Ject!
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Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between mr mustard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). mustard comes to the ring accompanied by yes. John Zoidberg has the eye of the tiger tonight.



187 cm
24
210 lbs
12 - 4 - 0
190 cm
24
222 lbs
9 - 5 - 0
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful


GTI - 1337 $10 tops n shorts


Crippler's Corner
Crippler's Corner


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, mr mustard!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
mustard circles away from the clinch attempt.
mustard throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but mustard is avoiding it.
mustard misses with a straight right.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
mustard misses with a body shot.
A jab from mustard finds it's way through Zoidberg's defenses.
mustard moves into range and connects with a jab.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
mustard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zoidberg.

Zoidberg gets a clinch.
mustard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above mustard 's eye.

It looks like mr mustard has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mustard misses with some punches.
mustard tries to pull guard but Zoidberg won't allow it.
mustard lands a body shot.

mustard breaks the clinch.
mustard throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
mustard thows a body shot but no joy.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
mustard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
mustard throws a lazy right hand but Zoidberg sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but mustard is avoiding it.
mustard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but mustard moves out of range.
mustard swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but mustard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
mustard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
mustard lands a head shot.
mustard misses with a body shot.
mustard listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Zoidberg scoring well with a low kick there.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but mustard moves out of range.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but mustard is having none of it.
mustard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Zoidberg moves out of range as mustard strikes.
Zoidberg avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
mustard connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Zoidberg momentarily.

mustard darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
mustard has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Zoidberg regains half guard.
Zoidberg really doesn't want to stay on the ground with mustard. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

mustard is looking for a kimura here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
mustard thows a huge punch but Zoidberg dodges it nicely.
Zoidberg tries to roll over but mustard keeps him under control.
mustard is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
mustard landing strikes from the mount and Zoidberg is in trouble!
Zoidberg is wriggling around trying to escape.
mustard working Zoidberg over with strikes here.

mustard looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

mr mustard dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! mustard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Zoidberg tries to clinch there but mustard circles away.
mustard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from mustard.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but mustard circles away.
Zoidberg tries to move into range but mustard moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
mustard throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
mustard shoots in for a double leg but Zoidberg sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A slow jab from mustard misses its intended target.
mustard shoots in for a takedown but Zoidberg shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mustard throws a right and a left that both miss.
mustard cracks Zoidberg with a right hand to the side of the head.

Zoidberg gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
mustard looking to slow down the pace here.
mustard looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for mr mustard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
mustard is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
mustard takes a knee right on the jaw!

mr mustard's cut is getting worse.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
mustard tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the ropes.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that mustard shrugs off.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to mustard's face.

mr mustard's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.

Jeez, mr mustard's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg prevents the takedown attempt.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at mr mustard's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg is the new light heavyweight champion!
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