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Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Red Eight Yabby (ranked 5235 p4p, 4747 weight class) and Shalak Kamir (ranked 73 p4p, 70 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Shalak Kamir was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Yabby
vs
Kamir

168 cm
19
145
3 - 0 - 1

180 cm
18
170
1 - 0 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Red Eight Yabby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shalak Kamir!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Chris Dean and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yabby tries to land a leg kick but Kamir saw it coming and moves away.
Kamir has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Red Eight Yabby seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yabby throws the kick towards the body but Kamir avoids it.
Yabby throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kamir.
Yabby checks a leg kick.
Yabby throws a push kick but Kamir slaps the foot to one side.
Yabby keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yabby avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kamir throws a leg kick that misses.
Yabby jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kamir lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Yabby misses with a low kick.
Kamir unleashes a big counter combination but Yabby bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Yabby lands a body shot.
Yabby wants to land a leg kick but Kamir is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kamir throws a big shot that misses.
Kamir throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yabby slips under a jab.
Yabby throws a quick counter kick to the body but Kamir avoids it.
Kamir throws a head kick that misses.
Yabby looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kamir lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A bone on bone clash there as Kamir blocks the leg kick.
Shalak Kamir is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yabby jabs Kamir to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Yabby throws a wild body kick that Kamir sees coming a mile off.
Kamir appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Yabby moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Yabby blocks a low kick nicely.
Kamir tries a low kick but Yabby avoids it.
A big right from Kamir misses.
Yabby uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kamir.
Kamir checks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kamir.
Yabby misses with a head kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kamir! But no joy.
Yabby looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kamir swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kamir wants to land a leg kick but Yabby is out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kamir.
Yabby tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kamir feints a counter leg kick.
Yabby throws a leg kick that misses.
Kamir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yabby.
Kamir tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kamir.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yabby uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kamir.
Kamir takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kamir thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kamir checks the leg kick nicely there.
And Kamir responds with a good body kick, but Yabby manages to step out the way in time.
Yabby goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yabby looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Yabby uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kamir.
A jab from Kamir misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yabby motions for Kamir to come forward. Yabby throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kamir loads up on a big right hand but Yabby slips the punch.
Yabby misses with a low kick.
Yabby pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kamir misses with a body kick.
Kamir throws a body shot but no joy.
Yabby tried to counter with a leg kick but Kamir avoided it.
Yabby steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kamir.
Kamir blocks the body kick.
Yabby throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kamir lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Red Eight Yabby.
Well Yabby has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 9:10
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 10:10
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Shalak Kamir!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
48%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Krank Master Gregaro (ranked 4444 p4p, 4353 weight class) and Horghain Van Spentliche (ranked 68 p4p, 67 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Gregaro
vs
Van Spentliche

189 cm
18
210
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
190
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Krank Master Gregaro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Horghain Van Spentliche!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, John Mangel and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gregaro throws a body punch but Van Spentliche moves out of range.
Van Spentliche feints a counter leg kick.
Gregaro throws a hook to the side of Van Spentliche's head but Van Spentliche sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gregaro throws a push kick but Van Spentliche slaps the foot to one side.
Van Spentliche is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Gregaro with a body shot.
Gregaro wants to land a leg kick but Van Spentliche is out of range.
Gregaro is looking to chop away at Van Spentliche's legs.
Gregaro pivots, looking for a leg kick but Van Spentliche is out of range and Gregaro settles back down.
Van Spentliche moves away from the strike by Gregaro.
Gregaro throws a front kick aimed at Van Spentliche's knee but Van Spentliche avoids it well.
A low kick lands for Van Spentliche.
Gregaro throws a head kick that misses.
Van Spentliche chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A jab from Van Spentliche misses.
Van Spentliche blocks a head kick by Gregaro.
Gregaro throws a hook to the side of Van Spentliche's head but Van Spentliche sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Van Spentliche was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Spentliche looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A telegraphed right hand from Gregaro misses the target.
Van Spentliche scores with a head kick.
That kick from Van Spentliche tenderised Gregaro's leg. Gregaro is trying to keep his angry face on.
Van Spentliche throws a quick inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Van Spentliche moves out of range as Gregaro throws a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Spentliche buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Gregaro missing with a left hand there. Van Spentliche was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gregaro throws an overhand right that lands on Van Spentliche's shoulder, as Van Spentliche tries to avoid the shot.
Gregaro throws a sloppy head kick and Van Spentliche moves out of range easily.
Van Spentliche fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gregaro has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Van Spentliche throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gregaro checks the leg kick nicely there.
Gregaro feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Van Spentliche looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Gregaro throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Gregaro misses with a hook. Van Spentliche ducked under it nicely.
Gregaro loads up on a big right hand but Van Spentliche slips the punch.
Van Spentliche with a nice calf kick.
Gregaro throws a low kick but Van Spentliche avoids it.
Van Spentliche keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gregaro.
Gregaro misses with an uppercut.
Gregaro misses with a leg kick.
Van Spentliche connects with a leg kick.
Gregaro looks to land a body kick but Van Spentliche moved away.
Gregaro misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Spentliche lands with a thumping leg kick.
Gregaro avoids the head kick by Van Spentliche.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gregaro misses with a head kick.
Gregaro walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Van Spentliche checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Gregaro missing with a left hand there. Van Spentliche was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Van Spentliche turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Van Spentliche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Van Spentliche lands a leg kick that knocks Gregaro off balance momentarily.
Van Spentliche jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Gregaro misses with an uppercut. Van Spentliche saw that one coming.
Van Spentliche misses with a low kick.
Gregaro feinted there with a counter leg kick.
A low kick lands for Van Spentliche.
Van Spentliche swings for the body but Gregaro moves out of range.
Gregaro tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Van Spentliche is able to avoid easily.
Van Spentliche moves out of range of the leg kick from Gregaro.
Van Spentliche keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Van Spentliche throws a quick inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Horghain Van Spentliche comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Van Spentliche has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 9:10
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 9:10
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Horghain Van Spentliche!