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RISE 47: Mogg v Assed PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between John Urlich (ranked 25524 p4p, 6686 weight class) and Andre Silva (ranked 635 p4p, 554 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, John Urlich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Andre Silva!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Atkins and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Urlich throws a head kick but Silva moves out of range.
Urlich tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Urlich drives through and clinches with Silva against the cage.
Urlich goes for a takedown in the clinch but Silva prevents it.
Urlich is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Silva to keep the fight standing.
Silva jumps guard but Urlich stands there with Silva around his waist. Silva gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Urlich is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Urlich tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Silva smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Urlich. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Urlich darts in trying to clinch
and Silva counters with a takedown into side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva advances to mount.
Silva working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Silva looking to control and managing it successfully.
Urlich tries to lock up and control but Silva gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silva controlling from mount.
Silva quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Silva but it's paid off an Urlich is forced to tap! Nice work by Silva.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Andre Silva!
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cash Cartier (ranked 5093 p4p, 5765 weight class) and Charles Mesquita (ranked 475 p4p, 435 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cash Cartier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Charles Mesquita!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Phil Schofield and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartier uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mesquita has time to react.
Cartier looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cartier throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Mesquita's head.
Mesquita tries for a takedown but Cartier sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Mesquita takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Mesquita fails to land the takedown.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cartier.
Mesquita with a poor takedown
and Cartier counters with a stiff right hand.
Cash Cartier has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charles Mesquita.
Mesquita throws a right and a left that Cartier avoids nicely.
Cartier ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cartier has Mesquita up against the cage in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartier lands an elbow inside that Mesquita shrugs off.
Cartier lands a good knee to the midsection. Mesquita won't want to take too many of those.
Cartier drops down looking for an ankle pick but Mesquita pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartier jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cartier throws a right hand that Mesquita ducks under and follows up with a left that Mesquita also avoids with ease.
Mesquita feints the counter takedown.
Cartier clinches up against the cage.
Cartier is pressed up against the cage. Mesquita has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Cartier down to the mat. Cartier avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Cartier throws a head kick that misses.
Mesquita misses with a takedown attempt - Cartier sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mesquita takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cartier scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Cartier paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nice shot lands for Cartier.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mesquita drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mesquita stands up over Cartier, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Mesquita postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartier knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mesquita on the ground.
Mesquita throws a big right hand that misses.
Mesquita looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Mesquita would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Mesquita has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Cartier is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mesquita is controlling him.
Mesquita looking to pass the guard.
Cartier had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mesquita defends it easily.
Cartier lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mesquita is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartier has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Cartier is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Mesquita is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Mesquita has escaped and now he's on top!
Cartier keeping moving, preventing Mesquita from controlling successfully.
Cartier controlling the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Mesquita is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Mesquita trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartier is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mesquita wants to pass the guard but Cartier is keeping the position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cartier pushes Mesquita off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Cartier scores with a jab to the body.
Cartier lands a nice shot to the body.
Cartier lands with a right hand.
Cartier goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Mesquita shoots and misses
and Cartier counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cartier moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Cash Cartier dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
The crowd cheers as Cartier lands an impressive looking overhand right. Mesquita doesn't seem phased though.
Mesquita shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Cartier counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mesquita fails with the takedown
and Cartier counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartier lands a head kick. Mesquita smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cartier instigates a clinch.
Cartier comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Mesquita tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Cartier smiles and moves away.
Cash Cartier has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charles Mesquita.
Mesquita takes one on the button.
Cartier scores with a leg kick.
Cartier lands with an uppercut that bounces Mesquita off the cage and back into range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartier lands with a right hand.
Cartier lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Cartier thuds a left hand into Mesquita's body.
Mesquita blocks a head kick by Cartier.
Mesquita feints the counter takedown.
Cartier throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartier throws a head kick that misses
and Mesquita counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Cartier is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Mesquita connects with a couple of short punches.
Mesquita lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mesquita chips away with some ground and pound.
Mesquita connects with a couple of short punches.
Cartier is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mesquita wants to control from the top but Cartier keeps moving.
Cartier utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cartier avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Mesquita lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Mesquita loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Mesquita content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
 Cartier is rocked!
Mesquita with a nice head shot there.
Oh Cartier is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mesquita gets to his feet and stands over Cartier, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Cartier felt that one! Mesquita unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Cartier from any more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles Mesquita!
In defeat, Cash Cartier stepped up to the mic, saying 'Still got paid '.
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dagestani Wrestler (ranked 5357 p4p, 3724 weight class) and OneleO Bhengu (ranked 552 p4p, 444 weight class). OneleO Bhengu will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dagestani Wrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, OneleO Bhengu!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Steven Brown and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bhengu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Wrestler sprawls well. Wrestler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Bhengu gets slowly back to his feet.
We've been hearing reports that Wrestler has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Wrestler closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bhengu circles away.
Bhengu fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Wrestler to the ground. Bhengu is now in Wrestler's guard.
Wrestler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bhengu manages to get himself to full guard.
Wrestler stays in close to Bhengu's body and controls the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestler engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Wrestler forces his way into half guard.
Bhengu looks winded!
Wrestler seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Wrestler is looking to advance position but Bhengu won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Wrestler is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Wrestler wants to free his trapped foot but Bhengu is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wrestler is looking for a kimura but Bhengu is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Wrestler to get the leverage.
Wrestler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Wrestler tries to pass the half guard into mount. Bhengu knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wrestler fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Bhengu sprawls well initially but Wrestler persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wrestler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Wrestler passes to full mount!
Wrestler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dagestani Wrestler dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Wrestler shoots in and drives through. Bhengu sprawls well.
Wrestler scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Wrestler controlling from side mount.
Wrestler has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bhengu is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dagestani Wrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Wrestler's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Bhengu has a takedown stuffed.
Wrestler darts in looking for a takedown but Bhengu gets double underhooks and turns Wrestler into the cage.
We've been informed that Bhengu has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bhengu has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Wrestler avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Wrestler gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Wrestler performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Wrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bhengu can do to turn this around?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wrestler tries to pass to full mount but Bhengu defends it.
Wrestler is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Wrestler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Wrestler is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Bhengu to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Bhengu shrugs it off.
Wrestler controlling from the full mount.
Bhengu wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Wrestler.
Wrestler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dagestani Wrestler dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Wrestler closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bhengu did well to prevent Wrestler getting side control.
Bhengu trying to control but Wrestler postures up.
Bhengu is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bhengu won't allow Wrestler to pass to mount.
Wrestler seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Bhengu takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestler tries to pass to full mount but Bhengu defends it.
Wrestler perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bhengu misses with a takedown
and Wrestler counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Wrestler is standing up over Bhengu. Bhengu looks to escape but Wrestler dives into side control.
Wrestler taking a breather here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Wrestler.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wrestler tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Wrestler has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Wrestler remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Dagestani Wrestler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Wrestler seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Bhengu for as long as he can get away with.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Dagestani Wrestler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wrestler feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
OneleO Bhengu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wrestler pushes down on Bhengu's leg and manages to get into half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dagestani Wrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dagestani Wrestler!
Dagestani Wrestler seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Willy Nilly (ranked 25549 p4p, 3527 weight class) and Khamzat Sonnen (ranked 685 p4p, 425 weight class). Sonnen has chosen ТИМУР МУЦУРАЕВ - В ТУ НОЧЬ КОГДА РОЖДАЛИС as his entrance music. Khamzat Sonnen has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Willy Nilly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Khamzat Sonnen!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sonnen lands with an overhand left.
 It looks like Willy Nilly has been cut.
Jab from Sonnen.
Sonnen scores with a jab. Nilly acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nilly is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Sonnen engages and cracks Nilly with a massive lead left hook - Nilly tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Sonnen is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Khamzat Sonnen!
Khamzat Sonnen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gabriel Read (ranked 4468 p4p, 4062 weight class) and Ive Hadjinov (ranked 535 p4p, 501 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Gabriel Read has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Gabriel Read seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gabriel Read!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ive Hadjinov!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Colin Fotheringham and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hadjinov shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Read throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Hadjinov to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Gabriel Read has been cut.
Hadjinov uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hadjinov throws a right and a left that both miss.
Read was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Read thuds his right hand into Hadjinov's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Read ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Read slips under a jab.
Hadjinov takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Read lands with a nice body punch.
Hadjinov looks to land a right hand but Read moved out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Read with a jab.
Read displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hadjinov throws out the jab.
Read connects with a right hand. Hadjinov shakes it off.
A jab lands there for Read.
Hadjinov tries to move into range but Read moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
 Hadjinov is rocked!
Hadjinov tries to get into range but Read steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Hadjinov! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Read scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gabriel Read!
Ive Hadjinov spoke after the fight, saying 'You know, it's my first loss. Respect to my opponent, he did great. I'll be back and taking heads though.'.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerry Jankens (ranked 3061 p4p, 2827 weight class) and Elinho Mineiro (ranked 399 p4p, 378 weight class). Elinho Mineiro will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Jerry Jankens!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Elinho Mineiro!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Colin Fotheringham and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mineiro closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Mineiro pressing his opponent against the cage.
Jankens successfully pulls guard.
Mineiro looking to pass the guard.
Mineiro keeps trying to improve his position.
Mineiro trying to control but Jankens is working from the bottom.
Mineiro is pushing down on Jankens's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jankens is fighting to maintain full guard but Mineiro has managed to sneak the leg through.
Mineiro seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jankens does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mineiro is trying to work for a kimura but Jankens is defending well.
Mineiro is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Jankens doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mineiro.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens is in trouble now - Mineiro has advanced to mount!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mineiro prevents Jankens from getting the reversal.
Mineiro is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Jankens to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Jankens shrugs it off.
Mineiro working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Mineiro moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Jankens has worked his arm free - good work by Jankens!
Mineiro has hold of Jankens's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Jankens seems comfortable defending it but Mineiro has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Jankens is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Jankens is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Mineiro couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Elinho Mineiro!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Master Leader (ranked 2072 p4p, 1786 weight class) and Jack Serra (ranked 270 p4p, 242 weight class). Leader comes into the arena with Champions - Kanye West (ft Travis Scott, Quavo, etc…) blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Master Leader!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Serra!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice cross by Leader.
 It looks like Jack Serra has been cut.
Serra tries to move into range but Leader moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Serra shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Leader counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Master Leader!
Master Leader is the new light heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Master Leader made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jackson Alvarez (ranked 1113 p4p, 1844 weight class) and Dillon Danis (ranked 144 p4p, 225 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jackson Alvarez!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Dillon Danis!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Chris Edwards and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alvarez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Danis.
Alvarez throwing a counter right hand but Danis manages to avoid it.
Danis throws a solid leg kick but Alvarez takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Danis.
An attempted straight right counter from Alvarez misses the target.
An inside leg kick from Danis misses.
A low kick from Danis is predictable there
and Alvarez counters with a straight right hand.
Danis misses the body punch
and Danis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Alvarez thuds his right hand into Danis's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Danis fails in his attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Danis blocks a jab.
Alvarez seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Alvarez throws a right hand that Danis ducks under and follows up with a left that Danis also avoids with ease.
Danis tries to close the distance and clinch up but Alvarez swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Alvarez was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Danis misses with a takedown
and Alvarez counters with a lovely straight right hand!
It looks like Dillon Danis has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alvarez moves out of range of the body kick from Danis.
Alvarez misses with a two punch combination.
Alvarez throws a right hand that Danis ducks under and follows up with a left that Danis also avoids with ease.
Danis shoots in but Alvarez avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Danis is defended easily by Alvarez.
As Danis looks to move away, Alvarez throws a big counter combo but Danis just gets out of the way.
Jackson Alvarez has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dillon Danis.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alvarez defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Danis.
Danis has a takedown stuffed.
Alvarez checks a leg kick.
Danis tries to land a body kick
and Alvarez counters with a three punch combo that has Danis backing up. Danis nods at Alvarez to acknowledge the strikes.
Alvarez goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Alvarez with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Alvarez lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Danis is rocked!
Alvarez misses with a two punch combination.
Nice straight punches there by Alvarez. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Alvarez.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danis darts in looking for a takedown but Alvarez gets double underhooks and turns Danis into the cage.
It looked like Alvarez wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Alvarez scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Danis throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Alvarez connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jackson Alvarez is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Alvarez stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Danis is still on wobbly legs! Can Alvarez finish him?
Danis tries to clinch but Alvarez moves away
and Alvarez counters with a big right hand! Oh Danis is in trouble here! Alvarez follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jackson Alvarez!
Jackson Alvarez is the new lightweight champion!
A relieved looking Jackson Alvarez thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Dillon Danis had this to say: 'It is what it is, man'.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jab Buckeye (ranked 1043 p4p, 709 weight class) and Violent Femme (ranked 23 p4p, 16 weight class). Buckeye comes to the cage accompanied by Right above it lil Wayne . Jab Buckeye has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jab Buckeye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Violent Femme!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Femme misses with a looping left.
Femme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Buckeye throws out the jab.
Violent Femme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Buckeye throws a looping overhand right but Femme ducks down to avoid it.
Femme misses with a hook.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Buckeye uses good head movement to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Buckeye.
Femme ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Femme misses with a looping right.
Buckeye uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Femme.
Buckeye feinted with a counter takedown.
Femme jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Femme connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Buckeye momentarily.
Femme scores with a crisp jab that stopped Buckeye in his tracks.
Femme throws a body shot but no joy.
Femme throws a good cross that connects.
Buckeye scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Femme misses with a straight right.
A big right from Femme misses.
Buckeye drops down looking for a counter takedown but Femme sprawls and moves away.
Buckeye defending well as Femme loads up on a big left hand.
Femme lands a body shot.
Buckeye pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme misses with a right hand
and Buckeye counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Buckeye prevents Femme from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Buckeye will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Buckeye controlling the action here.
Femme trying to control here.
Buckeye is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Buckeye seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Femme manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Femme working a defensive guard here.
Buckeye controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Buckeye passes into half guard.
Buckeye prevents Femme from improving his position.
Buckeye seems to be looking for submissions.
Buckeye passes to side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Femme is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Buckeye off and has taken his back!
Buckeye is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Buckeye trying to control the hands but Femme breaks the grip.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Femme is not going to allow Buckeye to sit and survive in this position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Buckeye is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Buckeye is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Femme is continuing to stall.
Buckeye trying to control the position but Femme manages to sink in the hooks.
Buckeye looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Buckeye is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Femme is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Good control from Femme.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Violent Femme dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Femme throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
Buckeye lands a nice looking body shot.
Buckeye cracks Femme with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Femme lands with an overhand left.
Femme misses with a straight left.
Buckeye attempts a counter takedown but Femme avoids it well and moves away.
A jab from Buckeye misses.
Femme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Buckeye throws a lazy right hand but Femme sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Buckeye uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
Femme slips under a jab.
A little jabbing left from Femme on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Buckeye uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
Buckeye feinted with a counter takedown.
Femme avoids the body shot from Buckeye.
Femme looks to land a right hand but Buckeye moved out of range.
Buckeye drops down looking for a counter takedown but Femme sprawls and moves away.
Buckeye ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Buckeye gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd cheers as Femme lands an impressive looking overhand right. Buckeye doesn't seem phased though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme loads up on a big right hand but Buckeye slips the punch.
Femme thows a left - swing and a miss!
Buckeye throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Femme throws a poor cross that misses
and Buckeye counters with a single leg into guard. Femme didn't expect that.
Buckeye pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Femme is keeping the position for now.
Femme keeping moving, preventing Buckeye from controlling successfully.
Femme is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Buckeye trying to control the position from guard on top but Femme is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Femme is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme being controlled here, momentarily.
Buckeye stopping the sweep attempt from Femme.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Femme looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Femme tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Buckeye was well out of range. Poor timing from Femme.
Femme missing with a left hand there. Buckeye was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Buckeye throws a hook but Femme blocks it.
A swing and a miss from Buckeye.
Femme misses with a looping left.
Femme darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Buckeye fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Femme sprawls well initially but Buckeye persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Femme won't allow Buckeye to pass to mount.
Femme wants to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Femme has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Buckeye is working away from the top position though.
Femme is holding on to half guard well.
Buckeye is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Femme is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Buckeye's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Buckeye's back!
Buckeye trying to control the hands but Femme won't let him.
Femme trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Buckeye doesn't escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Buckeye trying to control but not successfully.
Femme really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Buckeye.
A lull in the action here.
Femme controlling from the back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Violent Femme will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Femme misses the shot to the body.
Buckeye blocks a jab.
Violent Femme seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Buckeye throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Buckeye uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
Femme misses with a looping right.
Buckeye throws a jab but it's blocked by Femme.
The fighters circle momentarily. Femme darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Femme gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Femme looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Buckeye not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Femme wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Femme working a defensive guard here.
Buckeye trying to control but Femme is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Buckeye stopping the sweep attempt from Femme.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Femme is trying to control the position but Buckeye postures up.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Femme misses the jab.
A slow jab from Femme misses its intended target.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Buckeye uses good head movement to avoid it.
A big right from Buckeye misses.
Nice straight punches there by Femme. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Femme.
A jab from Buckeye does it's job there.
Buckeye tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Femme was well out of range. Poor timing from Buckeye.
Buckeye ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Buckeye shoots in for a double leg but Femme sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Femme jabs Buckeye right on the nose. Buckeye blinks but takes it well.
Femme jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme looks to land a right hand but Buckeye moved out of range.
Femme lands a head shot.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Buckeye uses good head movement to avoid it.
Buckeye half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Femme connects with a body shot that sends Buckeye's belly button to the back.
Buckeye keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Femme.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab from Femme misses.
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Buckeye.
Femme might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Buckeye throws a looping overhand right but Femme ducks down to avoid it.
Femme keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Buckeye throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It seemed like Femme was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Buckeye takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Buckeye tries to score a power double leg takedown but Femme sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Buckeye somewhat.
Femme missing with a left hand there. Buckeye was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Donk. Femme catches Buckeye right on the button with a cross.
Femme looks to score with a jab to the body but Buckeye is just out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Buckeye throws a hook to the side of Femme's head but Femme sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Femme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Femme throws a jab when Buckeye was well out of range.
Buckeye shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Femme is trying to defend but Buckeye finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Femme is controlling Buckeye's trapped leg to prevent Buckeye from advancing to side control.
Jab Buckeye overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Femme trying to control here.
Buckeye is looking to take a break and control but Femme is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Buckeye seems to be working for a kimura but Femme defends the submission attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Buckeye is trying to control. Femme wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Femme has his hands clasped together around Buckeye's back. He's all about the action.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Buckeye is thwarting Femme's attempts to control the position.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jab Buckeye has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A big right from Buckeye misses.
A little jabbing left from Femme on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Violent Femme is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Buckeye darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Violent Femme.
I've got Femme winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Violent Femme!
Jab Buckeye was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back and work more on my skills!!'.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 735 p4p, 706 weight class) and Anti Half Assed (ranked 18 p4p, 15 weight class). Anti Half Assed has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jacob Rees Mogg's chin.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 19 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anti Half Assed!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Paul Tew and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rees Mogg gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Half Assed throws a lazy uppercut
and Rees Mogg connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rees Mogg missing with a left hand there. Half Assed was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rees Mogg throws a jab but it's blocked by Half Assed.
Half Assed tries to bum rush Rees Mogg with a series of wild strikes but Rees Mogg uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Half Assed throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Rees Mogg counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Half Assed fails to land with a series of punches.
Half Assed throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rees Mogg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A jab from Rees Mogg misses.
Rees Mogg scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Half Assed misses the jab.
Rees Mogg throws a hook but Half Assed blocks it.
Rees Mogg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Half Assed stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Rees Mogg looks to land a left hand but Half Assed moved out of range nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rees Mogg pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Half Assed throws a big shot that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Rees Mogg misses the target.
A big left from Rees Mogg misses.
Half Assed misses with an uppercut
letting Rees Mogg counter with a right hand.
Rees Mogg throws out a loose jab but Half Assed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rees Mogg connects with a combination that backs up Half Assed into the cage. Rees Mogg lands a flurry of punches that gets past Half Assed's guard. Half Assed is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Rees Mogg bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jacob Rees Mogg!
As Jacob Rees Mogg got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Churchill would be delighted.'.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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