WC Test PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between KO Kapustka (ranked 4665 p4p, 4706 weight class) and Matty Cash (ranked 160 p4p, 163 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Kapustka
vs
Cash

160 cm
18
135
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Big heart

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

NARCOS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, KO Kapustka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Matty Cash!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Winston Howard and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cash takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

Kapustka gets caught napping as Cash dives in and scores a takedown. Kapustka manages to retain guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Cash stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Kapustka throws up his legs and catches Cash in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Cash tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Kapustka! That came out of nowhere!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). KO Kapustka!

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A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Test Two (ranked 4500 p4p, 4451 weight class) and Test Five (ranked 157 p4p, 155 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Two
vs
Five

177 cm
18
170
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test Two!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test Five!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Chris Dean and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Two throws a leg kick which misses Five's front leg but catches the back leg as Five tries to avoid it.
Five scores with a leg kick.
Five pivots, looking for a leg kick but Two is out of range and Five settles back down.
Two throws a quick inside leg kick.
Two lands a nice leg kick that just misses Five's sensitive parts.
Two throws a nice outside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Two is looking to score with low kicks.
Five tries a quick counter leg kick but Two is wise to it.
Two tries to land a leg kick but Five saw it coming and moves away.
Five appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Five throws a leg kick but Two sees it coming and moves out of range.
Five scoring well with a low kick there.
Two looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Five blocks a leg kick.
Five tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Five dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Two. That did some damage!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Five blocks a low kick nicely.
Two walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Five checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That kick from Two tenderised Five's leg. Five is trying to keep his angry face on.
Five will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A good leg kick by Two.
Two throws a quick inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Test Two showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Two has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 10:9
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 10:9
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Test Two!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
25%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between BW Four (ranked 4465 p4p, 4492 weight class) and BW Five (ranked 150 p4p, 158 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Four
vs
Five

181 cm
18
135
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
135
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Big heart

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, BW Four!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BW Five!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Chris Dean and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Five shoots for a takedown but Four saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Five misses with a takedown

and Four moves into the clinch.
Four slows down the pace here.
Five avoiding damage.
Four looking for a takedown.
Four fails to pull the fight into his guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Four.

Five decides to pull guard.
Five is pulling down on Four's head to control his posture.

Five pushes a forearm under Four's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Four is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). BW Five!
BW Five seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
73%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between BW Two (ranked 4498 p4p, 4452 weight class) and BW Three (ranked 159 p4p, 156 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Two
vs
Three

180 cm
18
135
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BW Two!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BW Three!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Three gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Two looking to pass the guard.
Two controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Two trying to control but Three is working from the bottom.
Two looking to pass the guard.
Two won't allow Three to sweep him here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Three can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Two controls the pace.
Three wants to sweep but no luck.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

Two moves into the clinch.
Three is pushing Two up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Three prevents the takedown attempt.
Two gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Three.

Three escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Three shoots in for a double leg but Two sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Three tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Two paws at him with a jab and circles away.
As Three looks to move away, Two throws a big counter combo but Three just gets out of the way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Two closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Three to the mat! Three manages to get full guard.
Two sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Three's guard.
Three wants to control but Two is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Three with the active half guard here but Two passes nicely into side control.
Two wants to stand but Three is controlling his arm.
Two is looking to take a break and control but Three is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

And that's the end of the fight!
BW Two showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Two has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 10:9
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 10:9
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BW Two!
A relieved looking BW Two thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
27%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Test Eight (ranked 4395 p4p, 4396 weight class) and Test Nine (ranked 144 p4p, 146 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Eight
vs
Nine

177 cm
18
170
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test Eight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test Nine!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Topper Green and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Eight is looking to score with low kicks.
Good work by Eight as he checks the leg kick.
Nine throws a leg kick but Eight moved away.
Eight tried to counter with a leg kick but Nine avoided it.
Nine fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Eight is out of range.
Nine wants to land a leg kick but Eight is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eight throws a solid leg kick but Nine takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Eight.
Nine tried to score with a low kick but Eight checks it.
As Nine backs away, Eight returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Nine checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Eight walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Nine checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nine motions for Eight to come forward. Nine throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Eight appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Nine checks a low kick from Eight.
Eight throws a low kick but it's checked well by Nine.
Nine was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
A nice leg kick lands there from Eight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Nine throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nine checks the leg kick.
Nine feints a counter leg kick.
Nine is looking to chop away at Eight's legs.
Nine misses with a low kick as Eight jumps back.
As Nine backs away, Eight returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Nine fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Eight checks it well.
Nine checks a leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Test Nine.
Well Nine has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 9:10
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 9:10
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Test Nine!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
13%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between WC Lol (ranked 4400 p4p, 4378 weight class) and WC Lollolo (ranked 197 p4p, 198 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Lol
vs
Lollolo

195 cm
18
300
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, WC Lol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, WC Lollolo!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Ben Hemmingworth and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Lol dips to his left and cracks Lollolo with an uppercut!

It looks like WC Lollolo has been cut.
Lol moves out of range of the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Lol lands a big right hand that sends Lollolo crashing to the mat! Lol stays standing though and waves Lollolo back to his feet!

Lollolo is rocked!
Lol has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lollolo finds it's way round the side to connect with Lol's head.

It looks like WC Lol has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lollolo gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Lol points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Lollolo wakes up just in time to hear Lol thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). WC Lol!
During a confident post fight interview, WC Lol thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.