PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homo Phobicboy (ranked 4326 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gennady Kozlov (ranked 4235 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Phobicboy
vs
Kozlov

200 cm
24
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

175 cm
24
214 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Homo Phobicboy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gennady Kozlov!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kozlov walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Phobicboy scores with a punch to the head.
Kozlov shoots and misses
and Phobicboy makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Phobicboy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kozlov.

Phobicboy tries to sprawl but Kozlov drives through with a takedown into half guard.

Phobicboy pushes Kozlov off and gets back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kozlov misses with a takedown
and Phobicboy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kozlov has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Phobicboy finds it's way round the side to connect with Kozlov's head.
Phobicboy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kozlov with a poor takedown
and Phobicboy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Kozlov is rocked!
Homo Phobicboy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gennady Kozlov.
Kozlov shoots and misses
and Phobicboy counters with a crisp right that sends Kozlov to the canvas! Phobicboy follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homo Phobicboy!