PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mon Ster (ranked 969 p4p, 119 weight class) and Doug Glatt (ranked 1036 p4p, 128 weight class). Ster's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Automatic - Monster. Glatt is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Killed by death. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ster
vs
Glatt

194 cm
37
270 lbs
21 - 16 - 0

194 cm
31
261 lbs
18 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mon Ster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Doug Glatt!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Glatt goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Glatt gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ster.
Nice cross by Glatt.

It looks like Mon Ster has been cut.
Ster misses with a body kick.
Ster has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Glatt.
Ster thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doug Glatt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Glatt throws a half hearted mid kick.

Ster moves into the clinch successfully.
Glatt lands with a short shot to the head.
Glatt is pushing Ster up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Ster lands an elbow just above Glatt 's eye.
Glatt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Glatt is trying to maintain a safe position but Ster gets an underhook and turns Glatt into the cage.

Ster breaks the clinch.
Glatt moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Glatt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Glatt thows a leg kick but Ster checks it
and Glatt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ster swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Glatt - that will leave a mark!
Glatt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ster was well out of range. Poor timing from Glatt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ster blocks the body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ster. That's going to slow Glatt down.
Good work by Ster as he checks the leg kick.
Ster scores with a head kick.
Glatt throws the kick towards the body but Ster avoids it.
Ster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Glatt moves away.
Glatt throws out a counter right but Ster avoids it with no problem.
Ster misses with a hook.
Ster throws a body shot but no joy.
Glatt throws a head kick that Ster semi-blocks.
Glatt cracks the inside of Ster's front leg.
Ster blocks a head kick by Glatt.
Ster pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Glatt looks to land a left hand but Ster moved out of range nicely.
Glatt cracks Ster with a good jab.
Glatt finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Glatt tries to land a body kick
and Ster counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ster takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
No joy there for Ster, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
It seemed like Glatt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Glatt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glatt fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Glatt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ster sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Glatt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Glatt throws the left hand but Ster avoids the punch easily.
Ster moves out of range as Glatt strikes.
Ster throws a body kick that misses.
Glatt has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Ster throws a predictable looking body shot
and Glatt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Good work by Ster as he checks the leg kick.
Glatt takes one to the side of the head.
Glatt throws a push kick but Ster slaps the foot to one side.
Ster has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ster there as he acknowledges the shot.

Mon Ster's cut is getting worse.
Glatt pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Glatt walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ster checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Glatt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ster on the side of the head.
Glatt walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Glatt lands with a slapping head kick.
Glatt throws a hook to the side of Ster's head but Ster sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ster throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Glatt takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Glatt cracks Ster with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

Mon Ster's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Glatt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ster.
Glatt misses with a body kick.
Nice jab there from Ster.
Ster just misses with a punch to the body.
Ster throws a front kick that sends Glatt stumbling back into the cage.
Glatt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ster is able to avoid easily.
Ster misses with a body shot.
A head kick by Glatt misses
and Ster counters with a series of strikes. Glatt will be more careful next time no doubt.
Glatt throws an overhand right that lands on Ster's shoulder, as Ster tries to avoid the shot.
Ster bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Glatt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ster.
Glatt looks to land a body kick but Ster moved away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Glatt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ster manages to avoid it.
It looks like Ster has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Glatt keeps the fight on the outside.
Ster throws a head kick but Glatt moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Glatt blocks the body kick.
Ster lands with a nice body punch.
Glatt throws a head kick that Ster semi-blocks.
Ster takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ster moves out of range of the body kick from Glatt.
Ster thuds a left hand into Glatt's body.
Glatt avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Ster defending well as Glatt loads up on a big left hand.
Ster slips a straight right by Glatt.
Ster throws a head kick but Glatt moves out of range.
It seemed like Glatt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Ster throws a series of strikes that have Glatt backpedaling.
Glatt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Glatt avoids the body shot from Ster.
Glatt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ster ducks right into an uppercut from Glatt.
Glatt takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Ster connects with the punch.
Ster takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Doug Glatt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mon Ster's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Ster misses with a jab, cross combination.
Glatt thows a leg kick but Ster checks it
and Ster counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Glatt is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Glatt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A shot to the liver by Glatt. Beautiful body shot.
A shot to the liver by Glatt. Beautiful body shot.
Glatt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Glatt scores with a sloppy right hand. Ster should have avoided that one.
Glatt is looking to slow Ster down with leg kicks.
Ster takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ster looks to score with a jab to the body but Glatt is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Glatt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Glatt lands a jab.
Ster blocks a head kick by Glatt.
Ster swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The crowd cheers as Ster lands an impressive looking overhand right. Glatt doesn't seem phased though.
Glatt looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Glatt lets loose with a powerful body kick. Ster will feel that in the morning.
Ster with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd cheers as Ster lands an impressive looking overhand right. Glatt doesn't seem phased though.
Glatt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ster was well out of range. Poor timing from Glatt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ster clinches.
Glatt wants to break the clinch but can't.
Glatt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Glatt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Glatt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A body shot lands from Glatt.
Glatt lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Jeez, Mon Ster's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Glatt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Glatt pushes Ster back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Glatt scores with a hook to the body.
Glatt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Glatt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Glatt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mon Ster's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Doug Glatt!
A very excited looking Doug Glatt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.