PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 9369 p4p, 577 weight class) and Keke Sonni (ranked 946 p4p, 132 weight class). Pitakaka comes into the arena with my dick blaring out of the sound system. Sonni has chosen Lil Uzi Vert - That Way as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pitakaka
vs
Sonni

189 cm
49
217 lbs
30 - 58 - 0

199 cm
25
222 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Basic striking
KO power

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Threads of HARDCORE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 58 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Keke Sonni!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sonni avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Sonni tries a quick counter leg kick but Pitakaka is wise to it.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sonni is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Sonni with a jab.

It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Sonni lands with a shot to the body.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Sonni moves out of range easily.

Sonni scores a flash knockdown with a right hook that drops Pitakaka to his hands and knees! The ref pushes Sonni away as he looks to land an illegal blow. Pitakaka got an extra few seconds to recover there, which could have made all the differences as he stumbles back to his feet. The referee looks into his eyes and decides to allow the bout to continue. Can he survive?!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sonni ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Pitakaka out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Keke Sonni!
A very excited looking Keke Sonni made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.