PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pupuki Namasuzuki (ranked 967 p4p, 121 weight class) and King Kong (ranked 647 p4p, 82 weight class). Namasuzuki comes to the cage accompanied by Stand By Me- Ben King. Kong has chosen Moviendo las Caderas as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Namasuzuki
vs
Kong

175 cm
22
266 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

190 cm
28
236 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Solid chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
KO GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Pupuki Namasuzuki!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, King Kong!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kong.
Namasuzuki cracks Kong with a right hand to the side of the head.
Kong throws a lazy right hand but Namasuzuki sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Kong drives through and clinches with Namasuzuki against the cage.
We've been hearing reports that Namasuzuki has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Namasuzuki takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kong misses with a hook to the ribs.
A knee to the head by Kong.
Kong scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Pupuki Namasuzuki has been cut.
Namasuzuki working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Namasuzuki.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kong unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Namasuzuki misses with the head strike.
Namasuzuki lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kong missing with knees to the body.
Namasuzuki fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kong looking to throw knees to the head but Namasuzuki is blocking nicely.
Kong tries to throw a body punch but Namasuzuki avoids it by throwing Kong back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Namasuzuki scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kong.
Kong working hard to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Namasuzuki lands with a left to the head.
Namasuzuki managing to block the knees to the body from Kong.

Kong breaks the clinch.

Kong rushes Namasuzuki and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kong lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Namasuzuki on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Namasuzuki tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A bit of stalling here from Namasuzuki.
Kong lands a good knee to the midsection. Namasuzuki won't want to take too many of those.
Kong tries to land a knee to the head but Namasuzuki blocks with his arms.
Namasuzuki lands an uppercut.
Kong landing knees to the head.
Namasuzuki lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kong backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Namasuzuki.
Namasuzuki tries to work over Kong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kong takes a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Namasuzuki lands a hook that snaps the head of Kong backwards.
Kong misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Namasuzuki pushes Kong back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Namasuzuki swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kong looking to throw knees to the head but Namasuzuki is blocking nicely.
Kong blocks an uppercut.
Namasuzuki misses with the head strike.
Namasuzuki lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kong.
Namasuzuki scores with a hook to the body.
Kong looks winded!
Namasuzuki softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Namasuzuki.
Namasuzuki lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kong backwards.

Kong is rocked!
Namasuzuki lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kong.
Kong is still on wobbly legs! Can Namasuzuki finish him?
Namasuzuki softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Namasuzuki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kong or not.
Namasuzuki stalling.
Namasuzuki throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kongs head.

Namasuzuki breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Namasuzuki shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Kong takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Namasuzuki sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Kong bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pupuki Namasuzuki!
Pupuki Namasuzuki is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Pupuki Namasuzuki made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.