PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Fiddy Cent (ranked 2901 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 2922 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Cent
vs
Mom

225 cm
25
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
25
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fiddy Cent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mom looking to score a takedown here. Cent is defending well but Mom drives through and ends up in Cent's guard.
Mom wants to pass the guard but Cent is keeping the position.
Cent looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mom is one step ahead there.
Cent keeping moving, preventing Mom from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Mom stands up and waves to Cent to follow him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mom slips a jab and a cross from Cent.

Mom clinches.
Mom is trying to pull guard but Cent has him pressed against the cage.

Cent manages to break the clinch.
Cent tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mom sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Cent somewhat.
Mom unleashes a big counter combination but Cent bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cent doesn't manage to clinch there - Mom circles away.

Mom gets a double leg takedown into Cent's guard.
Mom trying to control but Cent is working from the bottom.
Cent will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Cent seems keen to control Mom's posture.
Cent is trying to keep Mom in close.

Cent looking for a guillotine here but Mom defends easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom wants to control from the top but Cent keeps moving.
Mom slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Mom trying to control the position from guard on top but Cent is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mom controlling from the top position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Cent enables Mom to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Cent manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cent wants to sweep but no luck.
Cent really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cent is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mom is controlling him.
Cent trying to control the position here.
Mom loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Mom postures up.
Cent keeping moving, preventing Mom from controlling successfully.

Cent looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Mom has picked Cent up and slammed him! Cent can't keep hold of the triangle and Mom manages to pass to side control!
Cent prevents Mom from improving position.
Mom wants to control but Cent is keeping him busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cent is trying to control Mom's posture but Mom avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Your Mom dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mom tries to clinch there but Cent circles away.
A head kick misses from Cent.

Mom drives through and clinches with Cent against the cage.
Cent stalls.
Mom just leaning against Cent, taking a breather.
Mom is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Cent's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Mom changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Cent looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cent is trying to control Mom's posture but Mom avoids it.
Mom happy to just control the position for now.
Cent manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cent prevents Mom from improving his position.
Mom is trying to stand up here but Cent is controlling him well.

Cent is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Mom doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Cent.
Cent prevents Mom from improving his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mom on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Mom is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Mom tries to roll over but Cent keeps him under control.
Mom is looking to control Cent's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mom avoid being mounted?
Cent takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cent working Mom over with strikes.
Mom trying to hold on to Cent's head to control him but Cent postures up.

Mom actively working from the bottom here.
Mom is looking to improve his position.
Cent controlling the action here.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Mom shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Mom was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Mom is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom trying to control the position but Cent is working away.
Cent manages to get back to half guard.
Cent is looking to control Mom's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Cent avoid being mounted?
Mom wants to get back to his feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Cent looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fiddy Cent dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Cent has a takedown stuffed.

Mom closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mom lands in his opponent's guard.
Mom not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Mom with a nice head shot there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cent keeping moving, preventing Mom from controlling successfully.
Mom might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Cent haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cent looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Cent trying to control the position.

Cent has his foot on Mom's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mom works his way back into a safe position though.
Cent pulls Mom in close to prevent any damage.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Mom looking to pass the guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Mom gets the takedown into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mom has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Mom throws a series of punches but Cent avoids them all with ease.
Mom looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cent shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Mom as he avoids it easily.
Mom throws a head kick that misses

and Cent counters by moving into the clinch.
Mom takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Cent gets control of Mom's arms and successfully pulls guard. Cent will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Mom advances to half guard.
Cent is looking to control Mom's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Cent avoid being mounted?
Cent preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mom prevents Cent from standing back up.
Cent is trying to get back to full guard.

Mom stands up out of the half guard.

Mom gets a double leg takedown into Cent's guard.
Cent looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mom must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Mom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mom works over Cent with some ground and pound from guard.
Mom wants to control from the top but Cent keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

And that's the end of the fight!
Your Mom comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mom has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Your Mom!