PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ben Asscream (ranked 4655 p4p, 471 weight class) and Mohammed Samir (ranked 6940 p4p, 590 weight class). Asscream comes to the cage accompanied by Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire . This should be fireworks!

Asscream
vs
Samir

170 cm
26
175 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

189 cm
26
180 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Big heart

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

The Thrift Shop - Hardcore Bloodbath Ent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ben Asscream!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mohammed Samir!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, William Gold and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Samir moves into the clinch successfully.
Samir working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Samir lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Asscream or not.
Samir lands with a right to the head.
Samir stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Asscream jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Samir walks away with a smile on his face. Asscream gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Samir moves into range and clinches up with Asscream.
Good body shot from Samir.
Samir lands with a left to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Samir.
Samir throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Samir lands a hook that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
A hook to the body from Samir.
Asscream is trying to break the clinch but Samir has him pressed against the cage.
Samir looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Asscream pulls Samir into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asscream wants to stand and escape but Samir is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Asscream is breathing heavily.
Samir is looking to stand up but Asscream won't let him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asscream throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Asscream wants to get back to his feet but Samir is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Asscream might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Samir must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Asscream is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Asscream wants to sweep here but Samir controlling him for the moment.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Samir darts in and clinches Asscream up against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Asscream has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Samir stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Samir lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Samir prevents a takedown attempt there.
A nice right hand lands inside from Samir.
Samir lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asscream.
Samir stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Samir.
Samir cracks Asscream with a nice body shot.
A hook to the body from Samir.
Samir digs a right hand underneath Asscream's ribcage. Asscream let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Asscream drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Samir gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ben Asscream. That's going to take a lot out of him.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Samir.
A right handed body shot lands from Samir.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Samir is leaning against Asscream and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Samir lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
Good body shot from Samir.
Asscream takes a shot to the head.
Samir lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asscream.
Samir is working Asscream over against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Samir.
Samir digs a right hand underneath Asscream's ribcage. Asscream let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A nice left hand lands by Samir.
Samir lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right from Samir.
Nice body punch from Samir - that landed with a thud.
Samir presses Asscream against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A body shot lands from Samir.
Samir lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Samir works on Asscream's body with a couple of short punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Samir lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Samir lands a nice shot to the body.
Samir lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Samir gets through Asscream's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Asscream takes a shot to the head.
Samir is leaning against Asscream and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Samir.
A left hand lands to the body for Samir.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Samir.
Samir pushes Asscream back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short right from Samir.
A short right from Samir on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Samir.
Samir makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Samir.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mohammed Samir dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Samir gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Asscream throws a knee to the head but misses.
Asscream goes for a takedown in the clinch but Samir prevents it.
Asscream wants to stall.
Samir lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Mohammed Samir seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Samir is leaning against Asscream and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Samir.
Samir pushes Asscream back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Samir creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A body shot lands from Samir.
Samir presses Asscream against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Asscream takes a shot to the head.
Samir lands a hook that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
Samir lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samir is leaning against Asscream and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Samir lands a nice shot to the body.
Samir lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Asscream's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Samir scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Samir lands a body shot in the clinch.
Samir prevents a takedown attempt there.
Samir presses Asscream against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nice body punch from Samir.
Samir scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short body shot lands from Samir as the two fighters clinch.
Asscream working hard to break the clinch.
Samir lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
Samir lands with a short shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asscream tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Samir just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ben Asscream. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Samir works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Samir scores with a shot to the side of Asscream's head.
Samir presses Asscream against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nice body punch from Samir - that landed with a thud.
Samir lands a hook that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
Samir lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asscream.
Samir lands with a light punch inside.
Samir lands a hook to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Samir.
A nice right hand lands inside from Samir.
Samir lands a nice shot to the body.
Samir lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Samir lands a body punch in the clinch.
Samir digs a right hand underneath Asscream's ribcage. Asscream let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Samir digs a right hand into Asscream's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Asscream's gas tank.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Samir.
Samir digs a right hand into Asscream's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Asscream's gas tank.
A right handed body shot lands from Samir.
Samir scores with a shot to the side of Asscream's head.
A short uppercut from Samir.
Samir throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Asscreams head.
Samir lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Samir lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Samir lands a nice uppercut.
A short left from Samir.
Samir digs a right hand underneath Asscream's ribcage. Asscream let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Samir lands a hook that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Still in the clinch, Samir scores with a nice short uppercut.
Samir pushes Asscream back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Samir has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Samir lands a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Samir lands a body shot in the clinch.
Samir lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Asscream is rocked!
Samir lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Samir lands a body shot.
Samir lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Samir lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Samir works on Asscream's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from Samir.
Samir working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Samir stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Samir lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Samir softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Samir lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Samir lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mohammed Samir showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Asscream's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Samir has Asscream up against the cage in a clinch.
Asscream jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Samir walks away with a smile on his face. Asscream gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Samir clinches with his opponent.
Samir throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Samir is pressed up against the cage. Asscream has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Samir down to the mat. Samir avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Asscream gets tackled into the cage by Samir. Samir maintains the clinch.
Samir lands a nice shot to the body.
Samir lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Asscream or not.
A right hand to the body from Samir.
A short right from Samir on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Samir lands with a short shot to the head.
Samir throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Samir digs a right hand underneath Asscream's ribcage. Asscream let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from Samir.
Samir lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asscream.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Samir creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Samir is leaning against Asscream and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Samir pushes Asscream back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Samir is working Asscream over against the cage.
Samir gets through Asscream's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Samir.
Samir lands a right hand.
Samir lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asscream.
Samir digs a right hand underneath Asscream's ribcage. Asscream let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from Samir.
Samir working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Samir lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asscream.
Samir is working Asscream over against the cage.
Samir lands with a left to the head.
Samir works on Asscream's body with a couple of short punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Samir.
A nice right hand lands inside from Samir.
A right handed body shot lands from Samir.
A short left from Samir.
Good body shot from Samir.
Samir works on Asscream's body with a couple of short punches.
Samir softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Samir.
Samir lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Samir.
Samir presses Asscream against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Samir.
Samir softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Samir lands a body punch in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Samir lands a nice shot to the body.
Samir digs a right hand underneath Asscream's ribcage. Asscream let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Samir lands a right hand that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Samir.
Oh Asscream is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Samir scores with a hook to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Samir creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Samir lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Samir pushes Asscream back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Samir lands a shot to the body.
A body shot lands from Samir.
Samir lands a body shot.
Asscream seems to have got his legs back now.
Samir lands a body shot in the clinch.
Samir lands a nice shot to the body.
Samir scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Samir lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asscream is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ben Asscream. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Samir lands a right hand that snaps the head of Asscream backwards.
Nice body punch from Samir - that landed with a thud.
A short uppercut from Samir.
A left hand lands to the body for Samir.
Samir lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Samir lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Samir throws a big uppercut that drops Asscream! More strikes from Samir and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Asscream lies dazed against the cage as Samir celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mohammed Samir!
Our winner, Mohammed Samir, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Ben Asscream was interviewed post fight and said 'I guess they prepared a little better than us, They must have had Preparation H. '.