PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Rahm Rames (ranked 4432 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter Wiener (ranked 4265 p4p, 354 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Rames
vs
Wiener

166 cm
25
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
141 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rahm Rames!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter Wiener!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rames lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wiener's sensitive parts.
No joy there for Rames, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Wiener.
Wiener has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Rames.
Rames tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Wiener lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rames's sensitive parts.
Wiener pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wiener is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wiener throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Rames misses with a takedown attempt
and Wiener counters with a slapping leg kick.
Rames misses with a takedown attempt - Wiener sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Rames shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Wiener but Wiener pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rahm Rames. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiener throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Rames is breathing heavily.
Rames moves out of range of the body kick.
Rames takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Wiener thumps Rames with a low kick.
Wiener keeps Rames at a distance using the push kick.
Wiener lands a nice looking body kick.
Wiener throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Rames on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wiener. Wiener obviously looking to wear him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiener lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Wiener lands a big head kick that sends Rames tumbling to the mat! Wiener takes a step backwards and waves Rames back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Rahm Rames has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiener lands a leg kick that knocks Rames off balance momentarily.
Wiener swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wiener ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rames moves away.
Wiener misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wiener bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Crack! A monster head kick from Wiener and Rames falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Wiener!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Walter Wiener!
A relieved looking Walter Wiener thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.