PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 742 p4p, 96 weight class) and Dominic Gotti (ranked 1026 p4p, 130 weight class). Diddlybottom kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Milquetoast. Gotti comes into a darkened arena with his song building. King Of Kings kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Diddlybottom
vs
Gotti

213 cm
39
273 lbs
29 - 24 - 0

215 cm
33
288 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Dominic Gotti !
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Colin Fotheringham and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gotti misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch
and Gotti cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Gotti throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Gotti takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Gotti checks a leg kick.
Gotti steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Diddlybottom misses with the body kick
and Gotti connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Gotti ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddlybottom moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Diddlybottom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diddlybottom is looking to chop away at Gotti 's legs.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Gotti checks a leg kick.
Diddlybottom swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom thows a leg kick but Gotti checks it
and Gotti counters with a left to the body.
Gotti has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.
Gotti cracks Diddlybottom with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Diddlybottom tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Gotti pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Diddlybottom is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dominic Gotti !
Our winner, Dominic Gotti , made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Milktoast Diddlybottom was interviewed post fight and said 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.