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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kanye West (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Che Satomi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think West might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jesus Walks. Satomi has chosen Bad Boys as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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181 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kanye West!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Che Satomi!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satomi looks to score with a jab to the body but West is just out of range.
Satomi on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Satomi misses with a straight left.
Satomi lands a head shot.
Che Satomi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Satomi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Satomi slips a jab from West.
Satomi throws a body punch but West moves out of range.
West with a jab.
West misses with a hook. Satomi ducked under it nicely.
Satomi takes a swing at West's ribcage but misses.
Satomi will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Satomi misses with a body punch
and West counters with a right hand to the body.
Satomi stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
West throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Satomi misses with a shot to the body
and West counters with a nice leg kick.
Satomi waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract West.
Satomi throws a left and a right that both miss
and West counters with a thumping low kick.
West throws a shot from downtown. Satomi moves away and avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satomi throws the left hand but West avoids the punch easily.
Satomi staying out of range there.
West misses with a jab, cross combination.
Satomi waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract West.
West connects with a good right hand that stumbles Satomi. Satomi circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Satomi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
West scores with a three punch combo!
Satomi dodges the punch combination from West.
West thows a body shot but no joy.
West keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Satomi misses with a hook.
West drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Satomi waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract West.
West misses with a looping right.
West slips under a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satomi throws a left and a right that both miss
and West counters with a nice uppercut.
Satomi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
West fails to land with a series of punches.
Satomi ducks under a wild hook from West.
A big right from Satomi misses.
Satomi misses the body punch
and West counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice defenses there by West.
A shot to the body from Satomi misses
and West counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Satomi misses with a body punch
and West counters with a lovely shot to the body.
West lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Satomi at a distance.
Satomi misses with a looping left.
Satomi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. West sees it coming and avoids it easily.
West lands a two punch combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot to the body from West misses
and Satomi counters with a stiff right hand.
Satomi swings away with a body shot that misses
and West counters with a series of strikes. Satomi will be more careful next time no doubt.
Satomi throws a sloppy body shot
and West connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satomi bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
West uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Satomi.
Satomi fails to land with a series of punches.
West looks to land a combination but Satomi avoids it well.
Satomi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
West misses with the combination.
Satomi takes a swing at West's ribcage but misses.
Satomi looks to land a right hand but West moved out of range.
Satomi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
West throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Satomi throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and West connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Satomi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Satomi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
West moves away from the strike by Satomi.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
West throws a right and a left that both miss.
West jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Satomi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Satomi misses with a body punch
and West counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
No joy there for West, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Satomi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Satomi misses with a double jab.
Satomi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. West sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Satomi takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Satomi waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract West.
Satomi throws the left hand but West avoids the punch easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Satomi scores with a jab to the jaw.
Satomi's corner calls for a 1-2. Satomi obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
West throws out a loose jab but Satomi uses good head movement to avoid it.
West throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Satomi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kanye West dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
West slips under a jab from Satomi.
West ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
West dips to his left and cracks Satomi with an uppercut!
Satomi throws a big shot that misses.
Nice cross by Satomi.
A telegraphed right hand from Satomi misses the target.
Satomi takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Satomi keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from West.
Good exchange - West coming out on top.
Satomi throws a shot from downtown. West moves away and avoids it.
Satomi scores with a jab to the body.
West tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Satomi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circle momentarily. Satomi darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kanye West is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Satomi just misses with a punch to the body.
A big left from Satomi misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
West displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Satomi throws out the jab.
Satomi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. West sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Satomi misses the jab.
Satomi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Satomi misses the jab.
Satomi with a hook.
Satomi keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A punch combination from West misses.
Kanye West is winning the standup battle so far.
West misses with a wild body shot.
West lands a with a good body shot.
Satomi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
West tries to bum rush Satomi with a series of wild strikes but Satomi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
West fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
West ducks under a wild hook from Satomi.
The fighters circling - Satomi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Danga de danga de dang - Satomi scores with a four punch combination!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
West lands with a nice body punch.
West takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
West steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Satomi.
West thows a left - swing and a miss!
Satomi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice uppercut there from Satomi.
West scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A nice combination there by Satomi.
West displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Satomi throws out the jab.
Satomi swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and West counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Satomi stuns West with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A shot to the body from West misses
and Satomi counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Satomi throws a lazy right hand but West sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
West swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Satomi counters with a nice body shot.
Satomi bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps West's head backwards.
West ducks under a wild hook from Satomi.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satomi throws a hook but West avoids it easily.
Satomi takes a swing at West's ribcage but misses.
Satomi works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Satomi swinging wilding here.
West staying out of range there.
West fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Satomi throws a sloppy body shot
and West counters with a nice uppercut.
West uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Satomi.
Satomi looks to score with a jab to the body but West is just out of range.
West fails to land with a series of punches.
Satomi misses with a looping right.
Satomi throws an overhand right that lands on West's shoulder, as West tries to avoid the shot.
West steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Satomi.
A punch combination from Satomi misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Satomi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but West moves away.
Satomi jabs at West's body.
West throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
West throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Satomi throws a looping overhand right but West ducks down to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Satomi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Satomi blocks a jab.
Satomi misses the shot to the body.
Satomi keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from West.
A slow jab from West misses its intended target.
Satomi scores with a jab.
West uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Satomi.
Nice uppercut lands for Satomi. That snapped West's head back.
A lazy left from Satomi finds it's target.
West gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Satomi throws a combination that misses
and West counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Che Satomi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
A cross from Satomi lands.
Satomi paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
West fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Satomi misses with a jab, cross combination.
West swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
West blocks a jab.
Satomi throws out a loose jab but West uses good head movement to avoid it.
Satomi misses with a body shot
and West counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Satomi throws a jab when West was well out of range.
West looks to throw the jab but Satomi is out of range.
West swings away with a body shot that misses
and Satomi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
West shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
West misses with a jab, cross combination.
West looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
West misses with an uppercut.
West throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Satomi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
West keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Satomi.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satomi misses the shot to the body.
Satomi misses with a telegraphed body shot
and West counters with a straight right hand.
Satomi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but West was well out of range. Poor timing from Satomi.
A big left from Satomi misses.
Satomi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
West looks to land a combination. Satomi sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
West jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Satomi misses with a hook. West ducked under it nicely.
Some wild striking there from West.
Satomi staying out of range there.
Satomi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
West ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Satomi throws a series of punches but West moves out of range.
West ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
West throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satomi checks a leg kick.
West misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Satomi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Satomi fails to land with a series of punches.
Satomi with a jab.
West ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Satomi moves away.
Satomi misses with a straight right.
Satomi misses with a wild combination.
Satomi misses with an uppercut. West saw that one coming.
West misses with a wild combination.
Satomi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Satomi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from West.
A right-left combo lands from West.
Satomi misses with an uppercut.
Satomi thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
West looks to land a left hand but Satomi moved out of range nicely.
Satomi swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and West counters with a lovely shot to the body.
West takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Satomi throws a jab but it's blocked by West.
Satomi waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract West.
Satomi throws a hook but West blocks it.
Satomi waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract West.
Satomi misses the shot to the body.
Satomi misses with a body shot.
Satomi just misses with a punch to the body.
Satomi falls off balance throwing a combination
and West counters with a nice body shot.
Satomi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from West.
Satomi tries to bum rush West with a series of wild strikes but West uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
West misses with a two punch combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Some wild striking there from Satomi.
A slapping leg kick lands for West.
Satomi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but West moves away.
Satomi throws a lazy right hand but West sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Satomi looks to land a left hand but West moved out of range nicely.
Satomi throws a looping overhand right but West ducks down to avoid it.
Satomi defending well as West loads up on a big left hand.
West tries to bum rush Satomi with a series of wild strikes but Satomi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Satomi takes a body punch but keeps moving.
West waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Satomi.
Satomi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Good work by Satomi as he checks the leg kick.
West takes one to the chin there.
West works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kanye West showed his dominance in that final round.
Well West has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight for Kanye West!
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight for Kanye West!
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight for Kanye West!
Kanye West wins by unanimous decision!
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hype
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