PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jank Stank (ranked 7612 p4p, 531 weight class) and Richard Skjold Hansen (ranked 24256 p4p, 573 weight class). Stank's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah. Jank Stank has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Stank
vs
Skjold Hansen

185 cm
21
165 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

186 cm
29
160 lbs
13 - 17 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, Richard Skjold Hansen!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skjold Hansen with a hook.

It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.

Skjold Hansen gets tackled into the cage by Stank. Stank maintains the clinch.
Stank lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Skjold Hansen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Skjold Hansen throws a hook but Stank blocks it.

Stank clinches up against the cage.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Skjold Hansen blocks an uppercut.
Stank misses with a hook from the clinch.
Skjold Hansen is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Skjold Hansen tries to break the clinch but Stank is controlling the position.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Stank just misses with a elbow thrown towards Skjold Hansen's brow.
Skjold Hansen tries to break the clinch but Stank is controlling the position.
Stank lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Skjold Hansen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Skjold Hansen wants to break free but Stank has control.
Stank lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skjold Hansen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Skjold Hansen is trying to push Stank away but Stank has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Skjold Hansen has had enough of the clinch but Stank keeps him there for the moment.
Stank scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Stank manages to break the clinch.

Stank lands a left and a right that sends Skjold Hansen crashing to the canvas! Stank dives into mount looking to finish!

Skjold Hansen is rocked!
Stank takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Skjold Hansen is still in real trouble! Can Stank finish him?
Stank wants to control the pace but Skjold Hansen is squirming around nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skjold Hansen's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Stank looking to control and managing it successfully.
Skjold Hansen tries to buck Stank off but he can't manage it.

Skjold Hansen bucks up and throws Stank to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!
Skjold Hansen seems to have recovered his senses.
Stank moves away from the strike by Skjold Hansen.
Stank wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Richard Skjold Hansen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skjold Hansen misses with a hook

and Skjold Hansen is countered with a crisp right hand from Stank that sends him to the canvas! Stank follows him to the mat into side control.

It looks like Richard Skjold Hansen has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Skjold Hansen bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!

Stank rushes Skjold Hansen and presses him up against the cage.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Skjold Hansen is trying to break the clinch but Stank has him pressed against the cage.
Stank misses with some punches.
Skjold Hansen is trying to force a seperation but Stank has the dominant position.
Skjold Hansen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Stank tries to throw a body punch but Skjold Hansen avoids it by throwing Stank back against the cage.
Stank looking to throw knees to the head but Skjold Hansen is blocking nicely.
Stank is looking for a takedown.
Stank pushes Skjold Hansen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stank misses with a hook to the ribs.

Skjold Hansen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Stank clinches up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skjold Hansen.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skjold Hansen.
Skjold Hansen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stank misses with a hook from the clinch.

Skjold Hansen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Stank tries to clinch up but Skjold Hansen circles away and keeps his distance.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Stank darts in and clinches Skjold Hansen up against the cage.
Stank keeps control of Skjold Hansen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Skjold Hansen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Skjold Hansen as Stank tries to tie him up.
Skjold Hansen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Skjold Hansen tries to break free but Stank pushes him back against the cage.
Stank makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Stank tries a body shot but Skjold Hansen blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Stank lands a nice uppercut.
Stank lands a left hand.
Stank lands an elbow inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stank misses with some punches.
Skjold Hansen avoids a wild elbow strike from Stank.
Stank misses with some punches.
Skjold Hansen blocking some punches.
Stank misses with an elbow strike.
Stank wants to stall.
Stank struggles to land a body shot inside as Skjold Hansen controls his hands.
Skjold Hansen can't break the clinch.
Skjold Hansen is trying to break the clinch but Stank has him pressed against the cage.
Skjold Hansen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Skjold Hansen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skjold Hansen.
Skjold Hansen is looking to break free of the clinch but Stank has double underhooks.

Stank breaks from the clinch.
Skjold Hansen looks to land a left hand but Stank moved out of range nicely.
Skjold Hansen throws a right and a left that Stank avoids nicely.
Skjold Hansen throws a right and a left that both miss.

Stank gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Skjold Hansen has had enough of the clinch but Stank keeps him there for the moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Stank looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stank misses with the head strike.

Skjold Hansen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Skjold Hansen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stank circles away quickly and effectively.
Skjold Hansen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Stank bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stank is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skjold Hansen moves into range and connects with a jab.
Skjold Hansen swinging wildly here.

Stank has taken the fight to the clinch.
Stank pushes Skjold Hansen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stank lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Skjold Hansen backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Skjold Hansen avoiding damage as Stank throws knees to the body.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank is trying to stall.
Stank lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jank Stank dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
Jank Stank is winning the standup battle so far.
Skjold Hansen is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Stank moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jank Stank!
Jank Stank looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'So ummmm... I heard Kurt Jackson is a nazi so ummmmmm... I dont care for nazis so I want to beat him up'.