PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between John Archer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frankie Fellatio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class).

Archer
vs
Fellatio

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of , fighting out of , John Archer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of , fighting out of , Frankie Fellatio!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Archer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fellatio swats away the attempt to clinch by Archer.
Archer tries to clinch up but Fellatio circles away and keeps his distance.
Fellatio circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fellatio swings for the body but Archer moves out of range.

Fellatio shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Fellatio content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fellatio is looking to take a break and control but Archer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Well, if Fellatio is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fellatio uses his free foot to push down on Archer's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Archer.
Fellatio looking to control but Archer is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Fellatio controlling his opponent.
Archer is squirming around, avoiding Fellatio's attempts to control the action.
Fellatio controlling the position easily from mount.
Archer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Fellatio on the ground.

Fellatio has hold of Archer's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Archer manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fellatio quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Fellatio but it's paid off an Archer is forced to tap! Nice work by Fellatio.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Frankie Fellatio!
Frankie Fellatio bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.