PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Animal Baldwin (ranked 4497 p4p, 419 weight class) and Fits Miz (ranked 4361 p4p, 412 weight class). Miz has chosen Prices - Lil Uzi Vert as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Baldwin
vs
Miz

178 cm
20
222 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

195 cm
27
209 lbs
5 - 5 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Threads of HARDCORE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Animal Baldwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Fits Miz!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Paulo Santos and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Baldwin.
Miz throws a right and a left that both miss.
Baldwin has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Animal Baldwin has been cut.
Miz pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Baldwin back to the cage. Miz follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Miz lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Miz misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick by Miz misses

and Baldwin counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Baldwin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Baldwin trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Baldwin lands a couple of elbows.
Baldwin has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Baldwin stopping the sweep attempt from Miz.
Miz looking to control.

Miz isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Baldwin stacks Miz on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Baldwin!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Miz gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Baldwin lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Miz taking shots to the head.

Miz is rocked!

Baldwin working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Miz turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Baldwin off and cradles Miz's limp body as Baldwin celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Animal Baldwin!
Animal Baldwin made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'You all keep doubting me'.
Fits Miz spoke after the fight, saying 'FUCKING KNEW I SHOULD'VE JUST GONE TO LHW. THIS BITCH JUST GOT LUCKY THATS ALL'.