PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tonkei Oloishona (ranked 3546 p4p, 95 weight class) and Rob Ford (ranked 4518 p4p, 115 weight class). Oloishona's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Keleya. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Oloishona
vs
Ford

198 cm
28
263 lbs
8 - 7 - 1

195 cm
40
215 lbs
26 - 18 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Tonkei Oloishona!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rob Ford!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yuuki Gou and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ford lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ford fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ford misses with a left hand
and Oloishona counters with a slapping leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ford. Oloishona does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ford walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oloishona checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Oloishona throws a body kick that misses.
Oloishona misses with a hook. Ford ducked under it nicely.
Ford throws a head kick that misses
and Oloishona takes the opportunity to counter with a picture perfect head kick, knocking Ford to the floor! He looks like he's going to get up 4,5,6,7,8... hurry up! 9, 10... he didn't make it! He's just getting back to his feet now but it's too late - this one is all over! Oloishona is your winner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Tonkei Oloishona!
A relieved looking Tonkei Oloishona thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.