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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kev McKill (ranked 2524 p4p, 325 weight class) and William Shitlord (ranked 2248 p4p, 292 weight class). McKill 's entrance music is Welcome to the jungle, Guns n Roses.. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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178 lbs
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186 cm
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177 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, Kev McKill !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, William Shitlord!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shitlord shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
McKill looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Shitlord drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and McKill dives on top into guard.
McKill sitting in guard here, content to control.
McKill cracks Shitlord with a solid left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKill working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Shitlord's head.
McKill is looking to work some ground and pound but Shitlord has wrist control.
McKill slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitlord keeping moving, preventing McKill from controlling successfully.
McKill engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Shitlord holds on and takes a little breather.
McKill sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Shitlord trying to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shitlord looking to hit a scissor sweep but McKill is one step ahead there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shitlord utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
McKill seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Shitlord throws a hook but McKill blocks it.
Shitlord throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It looked like McKill was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Shitlord.
Shitlord scores with a body shot.
Shitlord lands a two punch combo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKill walks into a stiff left hand from Shitlord.
Shitlord tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McKill paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Shitlord on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jab from McKill .
McKill takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Shitlord tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Shitlord.
A big left from Shitlord misses.
It looked like McKill wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McKill avoids the head kick by Shitlord.
McKill swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
McKill digs a good body shot into Shitlord's ribs.
Shitlord misses with a hook
and McKill counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McKill throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shitlord scores with a jab. McKill acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shitlord tries to clinch up but McKill circles away and keeps his distance.
Shitlord moves to clinch but McKill breaks away
and McKill counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shitlord.
William Shitlord seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McKill gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Shitlord passes McKill 's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Shitlord throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McKill is looking to improve his position.
Shitlord is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McKill is just riding it out for now. Shitlord eventually gives up the hold.
Shitlord trying to control from McKill 's half guard. McKill has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
William Shitlord dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Shitlord doesn't manage to clinch there - McKill circles away.
A little feinted left hand from McKill on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Shitlord tries to clinch but McKill is having none of it.
McKill throwing a counter right hand but Shitlord manages to avoid it.
McKill displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shitlord throws out the jab.
Shitlord tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shitlord catches McKill with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've been told by McKill 's head coaches at JAG Battle Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Shitlord wants to clinch.
A big left from McKill misses.
Shitlord missing with a left hand there. McKill was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shitlord is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord closes the distance but McKill moves to the side
and McKill counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shitlord throws a hook to the side of McKill 's head but McKill sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Excellent takedown into side control there by McKill .
That's one minute gone in the round.
McKill looking to control but instead Shitlord has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
McKill is thwarting Shitlord's attempts to control the position.
McKill missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Shitlord blocking the ground and pound attempt from McKill .
McKill missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Still in half guard, McKill seems content to control.
McKill wants to control but Shitlord is keeping him busy.
McKill slows the pace down in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Shitlord wants to improve his position but McKill is controlling well.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Shitlord has hold of McKill 's hands but McKill slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McKill is trying to control the action in half guard but Shitlord is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Shitlord makes his way to full guard, as McKill worked for a kimura.
Shitlord looking for a sweep. Not yet Shitlord, not yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKill makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McKill controlling from the top position.
Shitlord bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McKill 's guard.
McKill is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Shitlord wanted to stand there but McKill had control of the position.
Shitlord must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Shitlord wants to stand and escape but instead McKill has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McKill with a flurry of punches that miss.
Shitlord can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McKill controls the pace.
McKill wants to control from the top but Shitlord keeps moving.
McKill working some strikes from top position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shitlord is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
McKill looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kev McKill dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Shitlord wants to clinch.
Shitlord ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McKill moves away.
McKill throwing a counter right hand but Shitlord manages to avoid it.
William Shitlord seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McKill moves out of range as Shitlord strikes.
A swing and a miss from Shitlord.
Shitlord tries to clinch but fails miserably
and McKill counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Shitlord thinking.
Shitlord throws a hook but McKill avoids it easily.
Jab by Shitlord.
Shitlord is looking to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord tries to clinch there but McKill circles away.
Shitlord thuds his right hand into McKill 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Shitlord waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McKill .
McKill uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shitlord.
McKill was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Shitlord jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McKill digs a good hook to Shitlord's body.
Shitlord closes the distance looking to clinch
and McKill cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shitlord throws a series of punches but McKill avoids them all with ease.
Shitlord misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McKill .
It looked like McKill was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Shitlord.
Shitlord defending well as McKill loads up on a big left hand.
Shitlord tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and McKill counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Shitlord connects with a jab.
McKill swats away the attempt to clinch by Shitlord.
McKill avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord swings widly with a right hand
and McKill counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from McKill misses.
A jab from Shitlord finds it's way through McKill 's defenses.
McKill fails to land with a series of punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McKill slips a straight right by Shitlord.
McKill throwing a counter right hand but Shitlord manages to avoid it.
Shitlord wants to clinch up but McKill keeps it at a distance.
Shitlord throws a sloppy body shot
and McKill counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Shitlord looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
McKill trying to control but Shitlord postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord is trying to control. McKill wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McKill moves into full guard.
Shitlord trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McKill has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McKill has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Shitlord can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
McKill had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Shitlord defends it easily.
Shitlord throwing strikes from guard but McKill blocks nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McKill working a defensive guard here.
Shitlord trying to control but McKill is working from the bottom.
McKill has control of Shitlord's left arm, preventing Shitlord from doing any damage.
McKill not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
McKill seems keen to control Shitlord's posture.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to William Shitlord.
I think Shitlord has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:29
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... William Shitlord!
Post fight, William Shitlord stared into the camera and said 'Bow down to your shitlord. Live in your world of shit '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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