PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bryan Callen (ranked 3711 p4p, 370 weight class) and Jank Stank (ranked 7358 p4p, 532 weight class). Callen kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Brandon Schaub . Stank has chosen lil darkie x eddison - drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Callen
vs
Stank

175 cm
25
160 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
165 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bryan Callen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jank Stank!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jank Stank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Callen misses.
Callen blocks a head kick by Stank.
Stank doesn't manage to clinch there - Callen circles away.
Stank dodges the punch combination from Callen.
A combination from Stank does no damage.
Callen scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Callen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Stank avoids a punch combination nicely.

Stank clinches up with Callen and pushes him back against the cage.

Stank breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Callen lands a nice hook to Stank's body. Stank takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A punch combination from Stank misses.
Callen lands a really nice looking cross but Stank seems unphased.
Stank wants to clinch up but Callen keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Callen drives through and clinches with Stank against the cage.
Callen working hard to break the clinch.
Stank tries to circle away but Callen has him pinned against the cage.
A hook to the body from Callen.
Callen dodges an elbow strike from Stank.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.

Callen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Callen lands a left and a right that send Stank crashing to the mat, dazed. Callen thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Stank is rocked!
Bryan Callen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Callen batters Stank with a massive right followed by a huge left! Stank is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Callen lands a final crushing right hand to drop Stank to the mat with a gruesome thud! Callen is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bryan Callen!
In defeat, Jank Stank stepped up to the mic, saying 'Erm Awkward... What the H?'.