PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jacque Joteel (ranked 397 p4p, 45 weight class) and BM Websphere (ranked 761 p4p, 95 weight class). Joteel's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Moogwalzer. BM Websphere told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Joteel
vs
Websphere

175 cm
25
149 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

175 cm
31
135 lbs
18 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

HELLS BALLS RECOVERY

Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013
Threads of HARDCORE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacque Joteel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, BM Websphere!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Websphere lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Websphere digs a good hook to Joteel's body.
Websphere throws a hook to the side of Joteel's head but Joteel sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Joteel has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Chakuriki LA Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Websphere throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
letting Joteel counter with a right hand.
Joteel misses with a leg kick
and Websphere counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Websphere dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Websphere clinches.
Websphere lands with a light punch inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Joteel.

Joteel manages to break the clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Websphere as he connects with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Websphere misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Websphere swings for the body but Joteel moves out of range.
Joteel wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Websphere lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Joteel at a distance.
Joteel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Websphere throws a jab when Joteel was well out of range.
Joteel is looking to counter with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Websphere swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joteel blocks a jab.
Joteel was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Joteel looks for the body kick but Websphere saw that one coming.
Websphere throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Websphere throws a nice head kick!
Websphere is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Websphere closes the distance and pushes Joteel back into the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Joteel.
Websphere gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Websphere with a knee to the head.

Websphere manages to break the clinch.
Joteel takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Joteel misses with an uppercut.
BM Websphere seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Websphere misses its intended target.
Websphere misses with the combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Websphere is looking to chop away at Joteel's legs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab by Websphere.
Joteel slips under a jab.
Joteel is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Joteel gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Websphere.
Joteel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Websphere was well out of range. Poor timing from Joteel.
Joteel uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Websphere has time to react.
Joteel throws a leg kick but Websphere sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Websphere with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Joteel to score with a decent uppercut.
Websphere dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A slow jab from Joteel misses its intended target.
Websphere scores with a jab to the jaw.
Websphere paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joteel lands a leg kick that knocks Websphere off balance momentarily.
Websphere throws a half hearted mid kick.
Websphere lands a leg kick that knocks Joteel off balance momentarily.
Websphere throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Websphere throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Joteel counters with an outside leg kick.
Websphere moves out of range of the strikes.
Websphere with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A looping hook to the body misses from Websphere. Joteel does a little dance to reset his feet.
An attempted straight right counter from Joteel misses the target.
Websphere throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Joteel stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Joteel throws a jab but it's blocked by Websphere.
Websphere misses with a lunging right hand
and Joteel connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Joteel uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Websphere.
Websphere fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Joteel.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Websphere misses with a body shot
and Websphere takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab from Websphere.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Websphere. Joteel shrugs it off though.
Websphere uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Joteel.
Websphere misses with a hook.
Websphere with a jab.
Joteel moves forwards but Websphere connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Websphere takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Joteel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Websphere buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Websphere lands a leg kick that knocks Joteel off balance momentarily.
Websphere looks to land a left hand but Joteel moved out of range nicely.
Joteel defending well as Websphere loads up on a big left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BM Websphere dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Joteel has taken the fight to the clinch.
Websphere struggles to land a body shot inside as Joteel controls his hands.

Joteel's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Websphere's jab looks to have found its range, popping Joteel under the eye.
Websphere connects with a right hand. Joteel shakes it off.
Websphere loads up on a big right hand but Joteel slips the punch.
Joteel scoring well with a low kick there.
Websphere lands a jab to the head.
Joteel tries to close the distance and clinch up but Websphere swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Joteel throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Websphere lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Websphere throws a nice inside leg kick.
Joteel takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Websphere throws a lazy uppercut
and Joteel counters with a nice low kick that buckles Websphere's knee momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Websphere lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Websphere wants to clinch up but Joteel keeps it at a distance.
Websphere has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A leg kick checked by Joteel.
Websphere misses with a looping right.
Websphere misses with an uppercut
enabling Joteel to counter with a crisp jab.
Websphere feints and then cracks Joteel's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Joteel down.
Joteel misses with a low kick.
Websphere misses the jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Websphere.
Websphere misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Joteel holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Joteel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Websphere breaks the clinch.
BM Websphere seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Websphere swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Joteel finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Websphere swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Websphere fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Joteel checks it well.
Joteel misses with a wild body shot.
Joteel on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Websphere throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Joteel sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Websphere uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Joteel.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Websphere. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Nice defenses there by Joteel.
Websphere throws a sloppy head kick and Joteel moves out of range easily.
A jab from Joteel does it's job there.
Websphere lands a jab to the head.
Joteel keeps the fight on the outside.
It appears Joteel was looking to counter with a kick there.
Websphere misses with a body shot.
Joteel is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Joteel avoids the body shot from Websphere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Websphere ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Websphere throws out a leg kick but Joteel moves out of range and Websphere only half commits.
Joteel throws a solid leg kick but Websphere takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Joteel.
Joteel throws a low kick but Websphere avoids it.
Websphere lands with a cross.
Joteel connects with a solid leg kick.
Joteel has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Websphere.
Websphere rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Joteel counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Websphere swings for the body but Joteel moves out of range.
Websphere steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Joteel.
Websphere throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Websphere does it's job there.
The fighters circling - Websphere throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Websphere jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Websphere tries to score with a low kick but Joteel moves his leg out of the way.
Websphere throws a right hand that misses
and Joteel counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Websphere throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Websphere throws a series of punches but Joteel moves out of range.
Websphere throws an off balance right hand
and Joteel counters with a nice leg kick.
Joteel moves out of range as Websphere strikes.
Joteel blocks a low kick nicely.
Joteel is looking to counter punch.

Joteel clinches.
Joteel blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Joteel keeps control of Websphere as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Websphere scores with a knee to the head.
Websphere lands a body shot in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BM Websphere showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Joteel uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Websphere has time to react.
Websphere jabs Joteel right on the nose. Joteel blinks but takes it well.
Joteel is looking to clinch.
Websphere tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Joteel was well out of range. Poor timing from Websphere.
Websphere connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Joteel's hands.
Websphere punishes Joteel's body with a nice straight punch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Joteel.
Websphere moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Joteel avoids the body shot from Websphere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Websphere sizes up Joteel with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Joteel is looking to land body kicks.
Joteel bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Joteel takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joteel's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Websphere connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Joteel scrambles back to his feet.
Websphere lands a nice hook to Joteel's body. Joteel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Websphere uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Joteel.
Websphere blocks the body kick.
Joteel takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Joteel gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Websphere throws a head kick that misses

and Joteel counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Websphere lands an elbow inside.

Joteel breaks from the clinch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Websphere, as that shot connected.
Websphere tries a head kick but it misses.
Joteel swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Websphere scores with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Joteel tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Websphere misses with a looping right.
It looked like Joteel was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Websphere.
Websphere connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Joteel walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Websphere swings away with a body shot that misses
and Joteel connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Joteel throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Websphere counters with a body kick.
Websphere tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Joteel was well out of range. Poor timing from Websphere.
Websphere pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Websphere swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Joteel misses the target.
Websphere throws a solid leg kick but Joteel takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Websphere.
Joteel throwing a counter right hand but Websphere manages to avoid it.
Websphere throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Joteel.
Joteel misses with a hook. Websphere ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Websphere looks to land a right hand but Joteel moved out of range.
And Joteel counters with a quick kick to the body but Websphere blocks it.
Joteel slips under a jab.
Joteel swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Websphere throws a nice looking combination but Joteel bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Websphere throws a lazy uppercut
and Joteel counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Websphere is looking to clinch but Joteel is avoiding it.
Websphere cracks Joteel with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jacque Joteel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
BM Websphere is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Websphere pivots, looking for a leg kick but Joteel is out of range and Websphere settles back down.
Joteel fires out a quick counter leg kick but Websphere just manages to avoid it.
Joteel keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Websphere.
Websphere moves out of range as Joteel strikes.
Joteel throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Joteel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Joteel is looking to counter punch.
Websphere lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joteel throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Good standup being displayed there by Websphere as he connects with a hook.
Websphere thumps Joteel with a low kick.
Joteel checks a leg kick nicely.
Good standup being displayed there by Joteel as he connects with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Websphere lands a nice leg kick that just misses Joteel's sensitive parts.
Websphere lands a really nice looking cross but Joteel seems unphased.
Websphere throws a body shot but no joy.
Websphere cracks the inside of Joteel's front leg.
Joteel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Websphere looks to score with a jab to the body but Joteel is just out of range.
Websphere fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Joteel.

And that's the end of the fight!
BM Websphere comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Websphere has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BM Websphere!