PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bulgin Dickrilla (ranked 3349 p4p, 3258 weight class) and Raykuza Maui (ranked 132 p4p, 131 weight class). Dickrilla comes to the cage accompanied by little big - BIG DICK. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dickrilla
vs
Maui

215 cm
21
270
2 - 4 - 0

195 cm
22
300
5 - 2 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bulgin Dickrilla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Raykuza Maui!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, William Peck and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maui blocks a low kick nicely.
Maui throws a shot from downtown. Dickrilla moves away and avoids it.
Dickrilla tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Maui manages to circle out of the way.
Dickrilla throws a leg kick but Maui sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dickrilla.
Maui throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dickrilla counters with an outside leg kick.
Dickrilla tries a head kick but it misses.
Dickrilla tries to clinch there but Maui circles away.
Dickrilla wants to slow Maui down by chopping away at his legs.
Dickrilla throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Maui looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dickrilla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dickrilla moves out of range as Maui strikes.
Maui swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickrilla is looking to chop away at Maui's legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maui missing with a left hand there. Dickrilla was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dickrilla connects with a solid leg kick.
Dickrilla lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dickrilla pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dickrilla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Maui throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maui has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dickrilla.
Dickrilla bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Maui misses the shot to the body.
Dickrilla appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dickrilla looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Maui throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dickrilla sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Maui missing with a left hand there. Dickrilla was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Maui checks a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dickrilla.
Maui just misses with a punch to the body.
Good shot there by Dickrilla.
Dickrilla shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Maui takes a swing at Dickrilla's ribcage but misses.
Dickrilla thows a leg kick but Maui checks it
letting Maui counter with a right hand.

It looks like Bulgin Dickrilla has been cut.
Dickrilla tests Maui's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dickrilla is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Dickrilla misses with a low kick.

Dickrilla closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dickrilla taking a breather.
The referee calls for Dickrilla to work.
Maui misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maui blocks an elbow strike.
A short uppercut from Maui.
Dickrilla throws a punch but it's blocked by Maui.
Dickrilla tries a body shot but Maui blocks it.
Maui scores with a shoulder strike.
Maui lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dickrilla takes a shot to the head.
Dickrilla lands an elbow inside.
Maui takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Raykuza Maui has been cut.
Dickrilla lands a nice shot to the body.
Maui throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickrilla.
Maui lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dickrilla is breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Maui.
Maui misses with a short punch on the inside.
Maui fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Maui is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Dickrilla throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Maui lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Maui fails to land.
Maui scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Maui stalling against the cage.
Dickrilla throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickrilla stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Maui avoids a wild elbow strike from Dickrilla.
Maui makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Maui blocks the elbow strike.
Maui blocks the elbow strike.
Maui throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickrilla.
Dickrilla takes a shot to the head.
Maui lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dickrilla backwards.
Maui misses with the head strike.
Maui working aggressively here.
Dickrilla tries to throw a body punch but Maui avoids it by throwing Dickrilla back against the cage.
Dickrilla lands a damaging elbow.
Maui creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Dickrilla with a big uppercut! Dickrilla tries to clinch up but Maui pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Dickrilla to the mat! Dickrilla covers up and Maui unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Raykuza Maui!
In defeat, Bulgin Dickrilla stepped up to the mic, saying 'My manager should just sack me I worth shit.'.