PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Testing One One (ranked 4639 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zaga Zillionaire (ranked 5788 p4p, 180 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

One One
vs
Zillionaire

185 cm
18
218 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

199 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Testing One One!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zaga Zillionaire!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
One One throws a body shot but no joy.
Zillionaire misses the shot to the body.
One One ducks under a wild hook from Zillionaire.
Zillionaire throws a hook but One One avoids it easily.
Zillionaire throws a lazy right hand but One One sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zillionaire throws a jab but it's blocked by One One.
A big right from Zillionaire misses.
Zaga Zillionaire seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
One One slips a straight right by Zillionaire.
Zillionaire throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
One One tries to move into range but Zillionaire moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

It looks like Testing One One has been cut.
Zillionaire throws a jab when One One was well out of range.
One One lands with an overhand left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Zillionaire.
One One throws a leg kick that is checked
and Zillionaire connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
One One takes a swing at Zillionaire's ribcage but misses.
One One lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
One One misses with an uppercut. Zillionaire saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
One One swings away with a leg kick that misses.
One One misses with a low kick.
Zillionaire thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zillionaire throws a sloppy head kick and One One moves out of range easily.
Zillionaire is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by One One.
One One misses with a two punch combination.
A leg kick checked by Zillionaire.
Zillionaire might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A bone on bone clash there as Zillionaire blocks the leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zillionaire! But no joy.
Decent striking displayed by Zillionaire there.

One One has managed to clinch.
Zillionaire is trying to force a seperation but One One has the dominant position.

One One manages to break the clinch.
One One throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A swing and a miss from Zillionaire.
Zillionaire connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed One One momentarily.
Zillionaire lands a lovely overhand right.

Testing One One's cut is getting worse.
A jab from Zillionaire misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
One One misses with a straight left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zillionaire scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
One One throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
One One has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from One One there as he acknowledges the shot.
One One moves out of range of the strikes.
Zillionaire throws a body shot but no joy.
Zillionaire throws a hook to the side of One One's head but One One sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
One One throws a big shot that misses.
Zillionaire throws the left hand but One One avoids the punch easily.
One One jabbing away but nothing is landing.
One One is breathing heavily.
Zillionaire misses with a straight left.
Zillionaire throws the left hand but One One avoids the punch easily.
Zillionaire throws a looping overhand right but One One ducks down to avoid it.
Zillionaire throws a hook to the side of One One's head but One One sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zillionaire uses good head movement to avoid the hook from One One.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zillionaire misses with a head kick.
Zillionaire is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
One One slips under a jab from Zillionaire.
One One tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
One One moves forwards but Zillionaire connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Testing One One's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zillionaire loads up on a big right hand but One One slips the punch.
Zillionaire throws a looping overhand right but One One ducks down to avoid it.

One One moves into the clinch successfully.

Zillionaire lands a takedown into guard.

Zillionaire stands up and waves to One One to follow him.
One One pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
One One has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from One One there as he acknowledges the shot.
Zillionaire misses with a looping left.
Zillionaire misses with an uppercut. One One saw that one coming.
One One walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zillionaire lands with a hook. One One tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
One One closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Jeez, Testing One One's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
One One walks into a stiff left hand from Zillionaire.
Zillionaire fakes high and swings low for a body shot but One One manages to avoid it.
Zillionaire tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but One One was well out of range. Poor timing from Zillionaire.
Zillionaire is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! One One had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Zillionaire lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Testing One One's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Zaga Zillionaire!